Now that the dust has settled, I am sure we can all safely agree that pic related are without a doubt among the worst pokemon of all time, together with the likes of Bidoof, Garbodor and Vanillish.
Anonymous
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>>15210198 Slurpuff is cute in a goofy way, it's shiny is fucking amazing.
Chesnaught is okay.
Binacle is bad, but Barbaracle is fucking awesome.
Aromatisse is a disappointment.
Anonymous
>>15210198 Both version exclusive fairies are garbage. Yipes, Slurpuff more than Aromatisse but it's the difference between wet and dry shit.
Binacle is god-awful and nearly impossible to use.
Chesnaught is merely... okay. Grass starters have not fared well as of late.
Anonymous
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Slurpuff is shit.
Bluwolf (Yvonne) 1435-4741-9348
Slurpuff is average. Chesnaught is pretty good, but could be better with better colors. Binacle improves a thousandfold upon evolution. Aromatisse is Angelina Jolie.
Anonymous
its not that Aromatisse is the worst, its that its the greatest dissapointment in pokemon hhistory, far surpassing samurrott haters.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Chesnaught is ...fine.
Anonymous
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>Slurpuff >Anything but god-tier
Anonymous
Worst Pokemon:
Anonymous
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>>15210551 >Klefki >bad Clearly you've never used one
Anonymous
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Sorry dude, you're wrong. Aromatisse is fucking awful but the rest of them aren't terrible. Also, if you don't like Garbodor or Vanillish than you might as well stop playing pokemon because your terrible opinions are going to keep you from enjoying it.
Anonymous
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>>15210198 You forgot Muk, Magnemite line, and Exeggcute OP.
Anonymous
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Yeah, of course /vp/ is going to agree with OP. These pokemon are currently among the most hated Gen VI pokemon in the fanbase.
Anonymous
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>>15210198 Aromatisse is alright, rest is shit though.
Bluwolf (Yvonne) 1435-4741-9348
Anonymous
The two fairies are shit in designs and stats
Anonymous
>>15210551 Hey! Whadya have against the Fire fox warlock?
Anonymous
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i swept the whole elite four my first time through with a slurpuff, op. go fuck yourself.
Anonymous
You forgot:
Anonymous
I kind of like Aromatisse just because it looks like a drag queen (can they be male? I want one named Ru Paul)
Anonymous
>>15210860 >Fletchling line >bad What's next, Sylveon is a bad design?
Anonymous
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I like Slurpuff, even if its stats are garbage
Anonymous
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>>15210821 This guy gets it
Anonymous
Now that the dust has settled, I am sure we can all safely agree that pic related is without a doubt the worst pokemon of all time
Anonymous
There, a team of the ugliest Gen 6 Pokémon.
Anonymous
>>15210867 >Dog Goddamnit, I liked it before but now you just fucking ruined it for me.
Anonymous
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>>15210885 Sylveon is bad, though. Just not one of the ugliest.
Anonymous
>>15210934 >fire lizard >worse than Gun Turtle or Plant Turtle Anonymous
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>>15210958 But it's a pug. How do you not see that?
Anonymous
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>>15210934 Nice honchkrow.
Anonymous
>>15210946 oh shit I just noticed Reginald inside fletchling
Anonymous
>>15210984 I still can't spot the difference between Venusaur and Mega Venusaur.
Anonymous
>>15210198 They're all alright, except Chesnaught.
The Chesnaught line is the shittiest starter line ever conceived by Game Freak.
Anonymous
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>>15211014 OH GOD I HAVE A GIANT PLANT ON MY BACK SOMEONE GET THE FLAME THROWERS
Anonymous
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Chesnaught wouldn't have been so bad if his animations didn't blow or actually existed (hey Wood Hammer).
Anonymous
>>15211020 What a weird way of spelling snivy and piplup lines.
Anonymous
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>>15210198 So fucking spotted on it hurts
Anonymous
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>>15211014 Its main flower is a bit taller, it has vines hanging from the petals and of course the head flower
Anonymous
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>>15211007 >Slurpuff is Beartato slathered in frosting Bleeker 1418-6767-6193 (Psychic- Abra, Espurr, Xatu)
Bleeker 1418-6767-6193 (Psychic- Abra, Espurr, Xatu) Sat 26 Oct 2013 16:10:30 No. 15211072 Report Quoted By:
>>15210984 >plant turtle >turtle lrn2 reptile
Anonymous
>>15211020 Looks like you've made a mistake there. You meant to spell "serperior", didn't you? Fucking spellcheck.
Anonymous
>>15211020 >shittiest starter line >not Piplup Anonymous
>>15210934 Stealth Rock is literally the only thing that makes Charizard bad.
Anonymous
>>15211041 >Snivy At least it has Contrary and Serperior actually looks decent.
>Piplup Fuck you, Empoleon is a bro.
Meanwhile, the Chespin line is a shitbag with zero redeeming qualities, a shitty typing and the shittiest ability ever designed.
Anonymous
>>15211079 I seriously wonder how many previously unviable pokemon would become viable with Stealth Rocks banned
Anonymous
>>15211020 Sorry i meant the snivy line i'm such a fucking faggot please rape my face.
Anonymous
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>>15210934 Not with his new mega evolutions he isn't.
Anonymous
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Slurpuff is amazing. Easily my favourite Gen 6 Pokemon and I can even say one of my favourites in general. It's just so adorable, especially in Amie.
Anonymous
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>>15211097 Again, you've misspelled the snivy ine.
Anonymous
>>15210198 Dont talk shit about Binacle. It evolves into a sea monster
and it has a bigger dick then you'll ever have and sea monsters are awesome. Also sea monsters aren't meant to be pretty
I can understand the others. I'm starting to warm up to Slurpuff, I always liked Chestnaught, but will never like Armoatesse or whatever its name is.
Anonymous
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>we can all safely agree
Anonymous
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>>15211112 >>15211079 Smogon made an OU no stealth rock tier.
Tons of people tried to use Charizard, and it was still shit.
Anonymous
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>>15211161 Barbaracle's head being a hand is just really weird to me
Anonymous
>>15211097 >serperior looks decent >empoleon is a bro >telling lies in the internet Anonymous
>>15211161 Dont talk shit about Tentecool. It evolves into a sea monster and it has more dicks then you'll ever have and sea monsters are awesome. Also sea monsters aren't meant to be pretty.
PS you're a faggot
Anonymous
Woah now, Chesnaught is anything but terrible/ugly. Have you taken a look at that guy? Let's do a checklist:>Heavy, spiked armor >A face that just says he's ready to mess you up >Dat beard >More spikes than a Cacturne
Anonymous
>>15211193 >Everyone must agree with me, anyone who doesn't it a liar. Anonymous
>>15211161 >Also sea monsters aren't meant to be pretty That's the same thing as defending a terrible video game by saying "It's supposed to be shit."
Anonymous
>>15211097 Serperior, empoleon and chesnaught suck very bad both in-battle and design-wise, but chesnaught is the less mediocre and ugly out of the three.
Anonymous
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>worst design ever >not Nosepass
Anonymous
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>buzz lightyear, cupcake dog and whore bird bad >bimacle not redeemed by its evolution
Anonymous
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>>15211210 Well dont talk shit about Tentacool either.
That line is one of my all time favorite pokemon.
Anonymous
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>Slurpuff >bad
Anonymous
>>15211226 Contradicting facts = lying
Anonymous
>>15211234 Uh, no its not, not at all you flipping moron.
This isn't some sort of Anime where everything has the be fuckable.
I want you to look at any of the sea monsters discovered and tell me that they are cute/pretty right now.
Anonymous
>>15210198 >Binacle >Bad Tought Claws + Shell Smash says 'Hi'
Give him a life orb and the rape train only stops when he want's to stop. Anonymous
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>>15211217 Woah now, Chesnaught is anything but decent/pretty. Have you taken a look at that guy? Let's do a checklist
>Shit colors and design >Terrible typing that gets him raped easily >Learns no moves >Useless ability I better not see this kind of defense for Chesnaught again, /vp/.
Anonymous
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I like Binacle
Anonymous
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Why is it that Chestnaught looks so fucking stiff all the damn time? At first I thought it was just a problem with the model, but then the official art was released and he still has that horrible "I can't get this stick out of my ass" pose.
Anonymous
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Chesnaught and Aromatisse are both fucking hideous, the latter especially, is an insult to look at.
Anonymous
>>15211281 >sea monsters >discovered WTF are you even trying to think?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>15210198 Slurpuff: Bad
Chesnaught: Bad, can be made ok by a color scheme change
Binacle: Bad, saved by evolution
Aromatisse: Actually looks good for a fairy type. People only think it looks bad because they wanted a plague doctor.
Aion 5472-6882-1488 Rock(Dwebble, Magcargo, Rhydon)
Aion 5472-6882-1488 Rock(Dwebble, Magcargo, Rhydon) Sat 26 Oct 2013 16:18:03 No. 15211336 Report Tank Chesnaught is pretty good. Stop saying he's some of the worst ever.
Anonymous
>>15211318 Yes, facts. It's a fact that serperior and empoleon are the worst starters.
Anonymous
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>>15211315 I don't even agree with the guy you're talking to and you still sound retarded.
Anonymous
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The only thing Aromatisse gains by evolving is heal pulse as both Spritzee/Swirlix have higher defense using evolite.
Anonymous
>>15211315 DEEP SEA CREATURES LIKE ANGLERFISH!
Why are you people so goddamn retarded?!?!?
I seriously hope I'm being "trolled" right now.
Anonymous
>>15211336 >Pidgey used Aerial Ace! >It's super effective! >Chesnaught fainted! >the audience question why you would ever use such a terrible pokemon Anonymous
Chesnaught is pretty ugly, but this guy is the ugliest Gen VI Pokemon.
Anonymous
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>>15211284 We're talking about aesthetics here. I wouldn't want to use a pile of shit even if it resisted everything and had a base stat total of 800.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>15211217 >muh spikes You literally have an absence of taste, castrate yourself please.
Anonymous
>>15210467 ye cause epic plague doctor and manticore ftw!!!! defs gonna be real 100% proof :)))
Anonymous
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>>15210198 I get it, it's funny because talonflame isn't there.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>15211399 Nothing wrong with Fletchinder.
It's a better looking bird than fucking Pidgey, at least.
Anonymous
>>15211370 wrong...pic related
Anonymous
>>15211344 But everyone knows the gen 2 starters are shit tier. Empoleon can actually a boast an OU set.
Anonymous
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>>15211422 don't forget le poodle, bipedal otter, crow wizard and arrowbird
Anonymous
Why does /vp/ like Barbaracle so much? If you ask me it's even worse than Binacle. Not trolling, I can't stand the design.
Anonymous
>>15211238 >empoleon >bad Empoleon ppossesses the typing, stats, and movepool it needs to succeed as a special wall. For a bulky Water-type, Scald is standard fare; however, Empoleon also has access to Stealth Rock, giving it a niche among bulky Water-types. Its typing goes a long way offensively as well, making it an excellent pivot and setup sweeper. An above average Special Attack stat and powerful attacks, such as Hydro Pump and Ice Beam, give Empoleon the tools it needs to succeed on an offensive front.
Anonymous
>>15211362 >Pikachu uses Thunderbolt! >It's super effective! >Gyarados fainted! >the audience question why you would ever use such a terrible pokemon >Treecko used Energy ball! >It's super effective! >Swampert fainted! >the audience question why you would ever use such a terrible pokemon >Sneasal used Ice Shard! >It's super effective! >Garchomp fainted! >the audience question why you would ever ues such a terrible pokemon Anonymous
>>15211451 >hating on Big Smoke Anonymous
>>15211328 Every part of this post is wrong. Slurpuff actually looks good for a fairy type, Aromatisse looks like shit regardless. Fairies aren't supposed to be fat sexualized Jersey Shore birds, retard. Chesnaught looks cool as shit and does the knight theme justice while Binacle is so stupid looking that it's actually enjoyable.
Anonymous
>>15211451 He's ugly, yeah, but I kinda like his design.
Reminds me of Wario a little.
Anonymous
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>>15211475 >Literally copy and pasting from Smogon. Anonymous
>>15211476 The difference between Chesnaught and these is that Chesnaught is a tank, so a 4x weakness makes him shit. Meanwhile, Gyarados, Swampert and Garchomp gets away with it because they can sweep like no tomorrow.
That is why Chesnaught is complete and utter shit.
Anonymous
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>>15211481 >>15211499 im just saying when it comes to ugliness, diggersby takes first prize at the contests
Anonymous
>>15211449 Serperior and empoleon are the worst starters = fact
>>15211461 Gen 2 starters are shit, but at least they're better than serperior and empoleon (empoleon is only UU because prepubescent faggots use it because they think it's "cool", otherwise it'd be NU).
Anonymous
>>15211451 >not liking carl
>come up with a whole new type >only come up with a couple of new pokemon for it >they all suck absolute dog shit in design and stats
Anonymous
>>15211497 >Fairies aren't supposed to be fat sexualized Jersey Shore birds, retard. But they ARE supposed to be amorphous blobs of cake batter roughly shaped like a dog? At least have the decency to admit that you're horribly biased.
Anonymous
>>15211450 Fletchinder may be the ugliest Pokemon of all time.
Anonymous
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All the people saying Barbaracle is great: Are we talking in terms of gameplay or design?
Anonymous
I really have no idea why there is such backlash against chesnaut. I mean, if the colors were the shiny colors, I'd say it is, without a doubt, the best looking grass starter, by a fucking mile.
Anonymous
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bidoof, garbodor, and vanillish aren't bad designs and neither are the pokemon in the OP
Anonymous
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Slurpuff and Aromatisse are pretty bad, but Aromatisse is worse than Slurpuff.
Anonymous
>>15211362 >pokemon has a 4x weakness >"oh my god shittiest fucking pokemon " also pidgy attack is fucking pathetic why would you ever think that would fucking kill a physical wall with good bulk
jesus I swear /vp/ just sees 4X WEAKNESS and only focuses on that
Anonymous
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>>15211422 fuck off retard
Anonymous
>>15211596 >implying Chesnaught has the stats to survive even one Flying attack Chesnaught is shit.
Anonymous
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>>15210198 the grandmas have so much charm, they definitely grew on me. Chesnaught is an absolute monster, and binnacle evolves into one of the most badass motherfuckas in game.
Anonymous
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>>15211541 hes ugly....he might be a usable poke....but hes ugly
Anonymous
>>15211528 So that means that Ferrothorn, Forretress,and Gliscor sucks cause of their 4X weakness then right?
Anonymous
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>>15211475 Empoleon has mediocre stats and a movepool consisting of Surf, Scald, Hydro Pump, Ice Beam and Grass Knot, and it's way too frail to use status moves and hazards and nobody uses two moves of the same type, so it's bad.
Anonymous
>>15211578 What's wrong with it?
It's a just a bird, what's ugly about that?
Anonymous
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>>15211354 >?!?!? >! stop that
Anonymous
>>15211336 >So many Weaknesses >It's Spiky Shield is just a Rocky Helmet for a turn, and doesn't protect vs status moves. >You are pretty much forced to use leech shield on it thanks towards it's shitty speed, meaning it's first 4 actions are all spelled out once shown. I love him design wise, but he just can not work in the current meta. If there was less fire/flying/ice/psychic/ghost coverage moves, he would be a lot better...
Anonymous
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>>15211638 forgot how bad Scizor and Garchomp are.
Anonymous
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>>15211614 >implying Scizor has the stats to survive one fire attack Scizor is shit.
Damon 0216-2141-1624
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>>15211546 Mostly shit-tier moves for the type, mostly just special attacks, one priority growl and ONE physical move.
They didn't just drop the ball, the put it in the hands of a retarded child.
Anonymous
Shit Pokemon this Gen
Anonymous
>>15211614 >implying people use flying moves that much >igorning his actual good resistances and bulk >NAH 4X WEAKNESS ITS SHIT Anonymous
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>>15211588 >the best looking grass starter, by a fucking mile >Chesnaught That's a really weird way to spell
Torterra .
Anonymous
>>15211652 >doesn't protect vs status moves. it does though
Anonymous
>>15211681 >actual good resistances and bulk Chesnaught don't have these.
Anonymous
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>>15211671 why are you counting the first two to an evolution line? of course theyre gonna suck
Anonymous
>>15211644 It's always angry, it has a tumor, its colors are shit, it's worse than fletchling by far but only worse than talonflame by 1 design point, it looks nothing like a robin and it has flame-like patterns on its wingsjust to say "hurr it's fire herp derp".
Anonymous
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>>15211671 >Hawlucha >Gogoat >Clauncher line >bad Anonymous
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>>15211575 Of course they are. Cupcakes and puppies are totally associated with fairies. Are you one of those people who brags about not having a TV in your house? Jesus, what a fucking idiot.
Anonymous
>>15211671 How the fuck can you hate clauitzer?
Anonymous
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>>15211614 >75HP >125DEF If fucking Sandslash can take a Raichu's Surf towards the face and live (EV HP and DEF), Then Chesnaught can live a Pigiots STAB AA pretty damn fine.
Anonymous
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>>15211681 >implying people don't use flying moves that much Are you fucking dumb? Flying is consistently used, especially now with Gale Wings and Mega Pinsir.
Anonymous
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>People thinking Chesnaught is bad
Anonymous
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What the hell? There's actually people defending Shitnaught in this thread?
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>>15210198 >Pick Chespin >Not knowing it evolves into chesnaught >whats this imflateble squirrel is evolving >this is it >chesnaught >grass/fighting >no Good thing I have frogadier in one of my friend safaris.
Anonymous
Aromatisse is my second favorite pokemon of this gen. Hawlucha is my favorite. /vp/ has really shit taste.
Anonymous
>>15211698 I thought Spiky Shield was in the same Boat King's Shield was in?
Anonymous
>>15211671 All Gen 6 Pokémon except the swords, the long neck first form, Goodra and Sylveon are shit.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>15211795 anyone who says they think Hawlucha is shit is trying to rattle your cage
Anonymous
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>>15210840 you mean the furbait yiff machine?
Anonymous
>>15211812 The one in its head. And no, it's not a crest, crests aren't shaped this way.
Anonymous
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ITT: your favorite pokemon is shit
Anonymous
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>>15211760 How do you like it? It looks like absolute shit.
Anonymous
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Slurpuff is ugly in my opinion because it still has the Swirlix face. It looks like they copy pasted Swirlix's face on to Slurpuff's face. Chesnaught would look a lot better if it didn't have all that beige shit and had more green. His arms are also too long. It's especially noticeable in Aime. Binacle, I'll give you. It's ugly. Now for Aromatisse, THAT THING IS DAMN KAWAII. How could you not like it. It looks so cute. I'll give you that it's a weird evo for Spritzee. But on it's own, Aromatisse is visually appealing. The black butt bow is weird though. I don't see the point in it. On another note, I EV trained my Aromatisse in HP and Sp.A. I can complete wall many people's team on wifi. I was taking very minimal damage from this kid's Mewtwo's Psychic. I was also suprised to find out that she could survive 2 or so Poison jabs. Toxic is her main weakness on my team because I don't run Aromatheraphy. I run: Draining Kiss, Moonblast, Calm Mind, and Echoed Voice. However, I may change echoed voice to Psychic or Thunderbolt.
Aion 5472-6882-1488 Rock(Dwebble, Magcargo, Rhydon)
Aion 5472-6882-1488 Rock(Dwebble, Magcargo, Rhydon) Sat 26 Oct 2013 16:32:49 No. 15211857 Report Quoted By:
>>15211652 I can admit he's not the best, but my point was that he is not one of the worst in xy.
Anonymous
Aromatisse is a massive fucking disappointment stat wise.
Anonymous
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All shit opinions
Anonymous
>>15211097 >shittiest ability ever designed You know that bulletproof makes him immune to shadow ball, fire blast, sludge bomb and focus blast and other powerful moves?
Anonymous
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>>15211097 >serperior >looks decent congratulations you have the worst opinions on this board
enjoy your banana snake with nomoves
Anonymous
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>>15211802 >Spiky Shield protects the user from all effects of moves that target it during the turn it is used, including damage. >King's Shield protects the user from all effects of any physical or special moves that target it during the turn it is used, including damage. Nope.
Anonymous
>>15211858 The shitty Gen 3 fossils.
Anonymous
>>15211681 >good resistances >Water, Eletric, and Dark ...I honestly don't think he get's anything else, and even then, Shadow Claw goes on everything. ON. EVERYTHING. He's going to take a weakness if he likes it or not, and 75HP means he's not going to tank for long.
Anonymous
>>15211823 This.
No one can hate a bird in a luchadore's mask. No one.
Anonymous
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>>15211707 >Chesnaught don't have these. Sure it does.
>balk 88/122/75 is good balk
>resistances Resistant to Water, Electric, Ground, Grass, Dark and Rock. That's 6 resistances. And with Bulletproof it's basically immune to Ghost and Poison special moves.
Anonymous
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>>15211876 Not fire blast actually but apparently it can block fucking Icicle Spear
Anonymous
>>15211901 Everybody hates birds.
Anonymous
>>15211876 >protected from about 7 moves, some of which are shit and rarely used Wow so useful.
Except now.
It's fucking shit.
Anonymous
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>>15211802 nope, it's just protect with the rocky helmet effect added on
Anonymous
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>>15211899 >ignoring GROUND/ROCK >block StoneEdge/Earthquake seriously?
Anonymous
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>>15211899 He resists Ground and Rock as well, two of the most common attacking types.
He's also immune to powder moves so that's goo d for it along with Bulletproof
Anonymous
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can we agree that most kanto pokemons look like shit
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>15211941 >shit and rarely used you're kidding right?
Anonymous
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>>15211845 so by that logic the majority of pokemon are covered in tumors
Anonymous
>>15210946 >Furfrou >Bad I bet you're not even stylish enough to unlock the Dandy and Debutante cuts
Anonymous
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>>15211886 Not a barnacle
Not shit
Anonymous
>>15211901 I hate it. In fact, i hate all birds.
Anonymous
>>15211976 >using Focus Miss Anonymous
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>>15211941 >some of which are shit and rarely used >fire blast >Focus blast >Shadow Ball >rarely used >shit wat
Anonymous
>>15211804 Aegislash is cool but he has a pretty stupid design and is literally edgy.
Anonymous
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>>15210821 This.
I really like Swirlix, though. Slurpuff might just be the biggest dissapointment since Doublade.
Anonymous
>>15211876 >Fire Blast Wrong.
Really only one of Chesnaught's weaknesses is covered by Bulletproof. I don't think Ice Ball is used commonly at all.
Anonymous
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>>15211901 >implying Hawlucha is a bird It's actually some feathered dude walking around in a bird costume, acting as if he is a bird That's why he can't participate in sky battles Anonymous
>>15211876 >fire blast http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Bulletproof_%28Ability%29 Unless this list is out of date, I'll want some little proof on this, or at least another source.
...Like holy shit show me bulletproof is good.
Anonymous
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>>15212009 >Ignoring Shadow Ball and Sludge Bomb >Gengar's best moves Anonymous
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>>15210840 >can't learn thunderbolt >can't learn blizzard Your mage fox has no spells
Anonymous
>>15211588 I think he looks like an EVA Unit
Anonymous
>>15211990 Furfrou sucks dick in all forms, specially the euphoric, m'lady and shaggy ones.
Anonymous
>>15211901 >>15211932 >>15211974 >>15212008 it's a humanoid dressed as a bird, not an actual bird
Anonymous
>>15212019 >is literally edgy Are you implying that you'd prefer a sword that
can't do damage? does that mean edgy = anything that can actually battle? Anonymous
>>15212042 wasn't there rumors that icicle spear blocked since its basically an ice version of bullet seed
wouldn't be surprised
Anonymous
>>15211534 >Gen 2 starters are shit >Implying Typhlosion is shit You need to kill yourself. I don't care who you are or where you are, you need to do it.
Anonymous
>>15212042 Wait, it doesn't protect from Bullet Punch?
Anonymous
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>>15212081 I hate featherfags.
Anonymous
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>>15212112 well to be fair its not an actually bullet
its just a punch going as fast as a bullet
Anonymous
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>>15212112 Why would it protect from Bullet Punch?
Anonymous
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>>15212057 I know someone who tested this but he may have been wrong.
>>15212057 It may not be that good but it's not shit.
Anonymous
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>>15212081 So, it's a feathery? Big fucking difference.
Anonymous
>>15212042 >forgetting sludge bomb >being able to switch into megalucariofags using aura sphere nah chesnaught is bro you're just a faggot
Anonymous
>>15212091 Even if it did, Icicle Spear isn't exactly a dealbreaker.
>>15212112 No? Read the description of the ability, it blocks bomb-based and ball-based attacks.
Aion 5472-6882-1488 Rock(Dwebble, Magcargo, Rhydon)
Aion 5472-6882-1488 Rock(Dwebble, Magcargo, Rhydon) Sat 26 Oct 2013 16:41:28 No. 15212169 Report Quoted By:
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You're an idiot. Slurpuff is godtier.
Anonymous
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>>15212081 Still hate it. Like, it's the featherfag Pokémon.
Anonymous
>>15212110 Typhlosion is now the worst fire starter of all time.
Anonymous
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>>15212167 >megalucariofags using aura sphere But they'll probably be using close combat.
Anonymous
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>>15212168 >being able to block Cloyster best move >not a dealbreaker Anonymous
>>15212167 >Mega Lucario used Close Combat! >Chesnaught fainted! Anonymous
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Do people really not like Binacle? It's so grumpy. I loved it from the first moment I saw it. I may try to raise one to use properly.
Aion 5472-6882-1488 Rock(Dwebble, Magcargo, Rhydon)
Aion 5472-6882-1488 Rock(Dwebble, Magcargo, Rhydon) Sat 26 Oct 2013 16:42:59 No. 15212228 Report >>15212167 All grass starters has been bros. That's why I always pick them ever since blue/red. Nostalgia goggles on: The saurs will always have a place in my heart.
Anonymous
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>>15212082 No, it means it's covered in edges. I'd prefer no sword at all. I like the two forms for offense and defense but I think the ghost/steel typing could be used on something that looked a lot cooler.
Anonymous
>>15212202 0/10 Too obvious
Anonymous
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>>15212167 Sludge Bomb is right there on the fucking list, dude. The one weakness that is covered is poison.
Not one Fire move or Psychic move is covered by Bulletproof.
Anonymous
>>15212222 But that will just be a 2HKO at worst
and Chesnaught will just hammer arm you and you die cause lucario has defense
Anonymous
>>15212228 All Grass starters except for Venusaur are mediocre at best.
Anonymous
>>15212235 Johtotoddler pls, it is now the worst fire starter ever since Charizard got mega forms.
Anonymous
>>15212078 Furfrou is God Tier, especially it's shiny.
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>Chesnaught >bad >Aromatisse >anything but the best
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>>15212255 >Chesnaught is switched in >Chesnaught gets butthurt from Close Combat >Mega Lucario goes first because superior speed >Chesnaught dies Anonymous
Anonymous
>people saying Serperior is bad design-wise
Anonymous
>>15212264 The worst Fire starters are emboar and delphox.
Aion 5472-6882-1488 Rock(Dwebble, Magcargo, Rhydon)
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>>15212263 Ouch, that hurts.
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>>15212255 >Chesnaught >faster than M. Lucario Anonymous
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>>15211707 Bull fucking shit it doesn't have bulk. I cannot tell you how much my Chesnaught tanks on Showdown. It took 3 psyco cuts from a mega absol before killing it with powerup-punch and could have taken more, and that's without leech seed.
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Slurpuff is meh
Anonymous
>>15212290 252+ Atk Adaptability Lucario Close Combat vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def (custom): 196-232 (51.57 - 61.05%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
Anonymous
>>15212299 >liking blushie faggot snake Anonymous
>>15212305 Emboar does better in the tier it's in than Typhlosion, that and it looks like a retarded badger. Delphox is better than both.
Anonymous
>>15212264 >Implying I'm a Jhototoddler because it has one of my favourite starters It's like you're not even trying.
Anonymous
>>15212351 And Chesnaught still dies because he is a snail without doing even one damage on Mega Lucario.
Anonymous
>>15212277 No, it's not. Being a poodle makes it automatically bad, and being an ugly one makes it one of the worst of all time.
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>>15210934 I'm sick and tired of seeing those mother fuckers in random battles.
What is wrong with people? It almost makes me want to put stealth rock on one of my guys because of how much i see charizards online
Anonymous
>>15212366 You Typhlosion fanboys are the worst, it's a mediocre starter. Feraligatr is much better.
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>>15210860 >Hawlucha >Fennekin Line >bad Stay retarded. Anonymous
>>15212362 >Not liking Typlosion >Liking Delphox Confirmed for shit taste.
Anonymous
>>15212353 At least it's a fucking snake, and doesn't transform into a fucking car in its third form for no reason.
Anonymous
>>15212392 What is spiky shield? Also why is mega lucario in UU?
Anonymous
I just want to say that Klefki's grown on me.
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>>15212299 The Unova starters were based off geeks.
Serperior is a blushie
Emboar is a fat neckbeard
Samurott is an autistic otaku/weeaboo (hence the samurai theme, mustache and beard)
Therefore, they're all bad.
Anonymous
>>15212396 Wow, you sure have some absolute shit opinions, Anon. Let's hear more of them.
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>>15212444 Klefki is cute as fuck and I never disliked it.
Anonymous
>>15212437 >Spiky Shield >good It's a shit move, and a waste of a moveset slot.
Anonymous
>>15212400 So you call him a Jhototoddler for liking a Gen 2 stater, yet you like one yourself?
Dat hypocrisy man
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>>15210510 I feel like that should be its normal colors
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>>15212412 Delphox is my least favorite starter in Gen VI but it's better than Typhlosion. It also outclasses it in special attacking among numerous mons like Chandelure and Moltres.
Anonymous
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My opinion of Binacle changed for the better when i noticed it was B and not A.
Anonymous
>>15212428 But it's a blushie. And a faggy one.
>>15212444 It's shit.
Anonymous
>there are people who like Typlo-"I don't have any good fire moves"-sion >needing to be level 60 to learn flamethrower
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>>15212444 Prankster is good, but it's still ridiculosly looking
Anonymous
>>15212437 Ok, so.
>Chesnaught switches in, gets hit with CC, less than 50% health >Next turn, Chesnaught uses Spikey Shield, stalls Lucario >Next turn Lucario uses CC, wins I hope this becomes a standard strategy, I could Sword Dance the turn it uses Spikey Shield.
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>>15212472 >hurr durr I only use attacking move since I'm retarded. Anonymous
>>15212460 No, you have you poodle liker.
Anonymous
Chesnaught is literally the only decent Gen 6 starter, altough yes, it's not winning any awards for he design.
Anonymous
>>15212476 Blaziken and Infernape are much better than that useless piece of shit.
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>>15212444 I like it, I'd like it WAY more without the little uvula thing.
Anonymous
>>15212530 You also have some absolute shit syntax. I'm not even sure what you're trying to say. It figures that a retard like you would be practically illiterate.
Anonymous
>>15212494 You're a blushie. And a faggy one.
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>>15212392 wat
Chesnaught can survive a close combat and then KO lucario with Hammer Arm.
4 Atk (custom) Hammer Arm vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Lucario: 254-302 (90.07 - 107.09%) -- 43.75% chance to OHKO
Anonymous
>>15212511 >there are people who like empo-"I'm slow as shit and my only good stat is special attack, plus i have no moves"-leon >there are people who like ser-"I'm a faggot blushie who has literally no good stats and moves"-perior OH MY FUCK
COMEDY GOLD
Anonymous
>>15212527 Why would you switch him in on something he doesn't resist and on M-Lucario of all things?
A smart person would just switch it to M-Lucario. No sane person would switch Chesnaught on him knowing the power that is M-Lucario.
Anonymous
>people constantly bringing up Chesnaught as an ugly design in gen 6 when Delphox exists
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>>15212538 >Chesnaught is literally the only decent Gen 6 starter Are you dumb?
>Greninja has STAB on literally every move >Greninja can switch his resistances, weaknesses and immunities around if he pleases >Greninja has great sweeping stats, which combined with having STAB on everything makes him a powerful sweeper. Greninja is the second most powerful starter ever, second only to Blaziken. Everyone else, he just shits on because they have nothing on him.
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>>15210369 >grass starters >implying any of gen 5 or 6 starters besides Froakie's line are good. Even then Froakie's final fucked it's line and isn't that amazing. Anonymous
>>15212472 >toxic >leech seed >spiky shield >seed bomb Anonymous
>>15212596 WHAT'S YOUR POINT, NIGGA?
DO YOU THINK I DEFENDED THOSE SHITTERS?
TYPOLOSION WILL ALWAYS BE FUCKING SHIT :^)
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>>15212606 *would just switch a pokemon that counters M.Lucario
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>>15212576 I'm saying that furfrou and poodles in general are unlikable, and you're either a faggot hipster or a troll liking it ironically like the honchkrowfags and dunsparcefags for saying that you like it,
Anonymous
>>15212538 >Chesnaught is literally the only decent Gen 6 starter Are you retarded? There is a reason why everyone uses greninja online but not shitspin
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>>15210198 I'm not a fan of Slurpluff but you're horribly, horribly wrong. None of those Pokemon are from the fourth or third gen.
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>All this shit opinion in one thread
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Aromatisse is my favorite gen 6 pokemon and my 2nd favorite pokemon overall.>opinions
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>>15212635 I don't even like typhlosion.
Anonymous
>>15212396 It is a poodle in the original sense of being King's Guards and Royal Hunting Dogs. It was basically used as Royalty's personal guard dogs while also remaining fashionable and high class among the stylish people of Kalos. Regular Furfrous are wild and untamed, groomed Furfrous are beautiful and sophisticated. It can also use surf to carry you around water, with physical bulk thanks to Cotton Guard + Fur Coat. Furfrous are definitely one of the better Pokemon to come out of 6 gen imo.
Anonymous
>>15212596 >Contrary Superior >implying he needs anything besides Leaf Storm now Anonymous
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>>15211281 Milotic
Not even the same guy Anonymous
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The faeries pre-evolutions are fine. But evolved they look terrible.
Anonymous
>>15212596 >Ice Beam/Blizzard >Flash Cannon >Grass Knot >Every stat is decent or great expect for Speed. >Shit Anonymous
>>15212578 I've never blushed in my entire life and i have no dark hair or fringe.
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>>15212610 not as bad as Emboar, but tied with Blaziken
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>>15212444 I liked it a lot better after seeing the strong tough knight send it out as his first Pokemon.
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>>15212628 >>not Hammer Arm that set is shit anyway there are better sets but why would you get rid of his 2nd good stab. Fighting hits alot more than Grass
Anonymous
>>15211461 Gen 2 starters, along with the rest of Gen 2's Pokedex, is better than all of the other gens.
Anonymous
>>15212663 Popularity and quality aren't always linked.
Anonymous
>>15212744 >anything under 110 >good >flash cannon >lizard >good Anonymous
>>15212763 10/10 laughed heartily
Anonymous
>>15212763 No, most of them are mediocre save for a few like Scizor.
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>>15212784 Except in this case, they're linked.
It's a fact that Greninja is infinitely more useful than Shitnaught.
Anonymous
>>15212549 Blaziken and Infernape are also the two gayest starters known to mankind.
Typhlosion actually looks cool.
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Slurpuff is great. Chesnaught is the best looking final starter evolution by far and a cool Pokemon in its own right.
Anonymous
>>15212702 What a fucking shitty concept paired with a shitty design.
Anonymous
>>15212511 >not judging a pokemon mainly on design Ishygddt
Anonymous
>>15212812 Typhlosion looks like shit. It doesn't compare to a kick boxing chicken and Sun Wukong. You just hate Pokemon that are actually useful.
Anonymous
>>15212717 >scizor is sent out Anonymous
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>>15211077 SubSurf Empoleon was at least sorta viable. Not like Bad Breloom or Slow Infernape. Nevermind Faggot Narwhalrus. In fact if Piplup is your shittiest starter line I really gotta question your taste my man, like. Chikorita. Nuff said.
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>>15212790 >>15212791 Oh don't get me wrong, Gamefreak really fucking shafted 99% of Gen 2 in the stats department. I'm talking design-wise because I actually like Pokemon and would rather play with a Pokemon I like than a number that someone else told me would get me wins.
Anonymous
>>15212785 I guess Garchomp and Salamence are slow Pokemon then and Starmie have bad SPA.
and thanks to Fairy being introduced, Empoleon have a reason for Steel STAB
Anonymous
>>15212849 Emboar is shit.
Anonymous
>that feel when you think there isn't a single Pokemon that's truly bad design-wise, and the ones that are considered the worst have somewhat average/tolerable designs >that feel when you really like the looks of Pokemon that are apparently /vp/-certified shitstainers like Emboar, Garbodor and Vanilluxe
Anonymous
>>15212826 >mainly in style >I love getting rekt >i-i-in s-style Anonymous
>there are people on this board that hate the undisputed GOAT starter
Anonymous
>>15212856 >HP Fire with after boosted Special Attack Anonymous
>>15212927 >no moves >poor typing >shit stats Anonymous
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>tfw you love chesnaaught and find out every hates him >tfw you're okay with that because now he's even mo hipster
Anonymous
>>15212812 Typhlosion is terrible.
If he had constant flames coming out of his neck that didn't look like they were made out of paper then he might be alright.
Anonymous
>>15212900 >I guess Garchomp and Salamence are slow Pokemon then and Starmie have bad SPA. Except that's true.
>and thanks to Fairy being introduced, Empoleon have a reason for Steel STAB Steel is still a shitty attacking type. You never run a flying move because most Fighting-types are good, so why run a Steel move.
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>>15212905 I love those three pokemon and Druddigon.
The only designs I absolutely hate are Klefki and Samurrott. Klefki might grow on me.
Anonymous
>Carbink not on the list
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>>15212901 It is pretty shitty in comparison, better than Typhlosion though.
Anonymous
>>15212747 neither does serperior
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>>15211804 >long neck Oh my fucking god, did you actually just use a Land Before Time name?
Anonymous
>>15212849 Typhlosion is a flaming Badger. Blaziken and Infernape are hyper-anthropomorphized, overdesigned trash.
Anonymous
>>15212942 >bullet punch those puny ass defenses Anonymous
>>15212966 Remember, his new sprite in X/Y may change that.
Has anyone seen Ponyta's?
Anonymous
>>15212820 Give me reasons why other than 'I don't like poodles'
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>>15211474 I actually agree. I licked binacles grumpy faces. I was sad when they went away.
Anonymous
>>15212917 >having this much of a shitty life that you need to be a smogon tryhard in Pokemon Anonymous
>>15213027 It still looks the same. I fought one in the battle institute in lumoise city.
His flames still have that stupid effect and look like they're made out of paper.
Anonymous
>>15213006 >Overdesigned There's that word again. Blaziken is pretty simple in that he is a fighting chicken and Infernape is based off a chinese legend. Far better than a retarded badger.
Anonymous
>>15212849 >kick boxing chicken Combusken is the only kick boxing chicken I know of. I'm not sure what animal Blaziken is supposed to be, probably a giant faggot though.
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>>15212849 >You just hate Pokemon that are actually useful. >defending shit designs with "muh OU" The Garchomp Appreciation Committee is that way, friend
Anonymous
>>15212983 It's a rock with eyes. It's too unassuming to be considered ugly.
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>>15212993 Look at that weird green thing on its head mimmicking a fringe and that white skin (but not normal person white, but snow/paper white) just asking to be red in the cheeks.
Anonymous
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>>15213097 >>15213097 >It's a rock with eyes That's exactly the problem. Even Roggenrola and Geodude have more going on.
Anonymous
>>15213056 >smogon tryhard confirmed for getting rekt by a moody bibarel :^)
Anonymous
>>15213123 >Fighting and Ground weakness Anonymous
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>>15212993 Why would they do this to you smugleaf?
Anonymous
>>15213026 >bullet punch those puny ass defenses 252+ Atk Choice Band Technician Scizor Bullet Punch vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Serperior: 169-199 (57.87 - 68.15%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
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>>15213161 Welp guess we can't ever use a Steel Pokemon ever again.
Anonymous
>>15212977 >so why run a Steel move. Since Fairy is weak to only Steel and Poison, one have to have one.
And no, Salamence have unappreciated SPE and Garchomp have trollish speed with you either being slower than it or faster than it. with Furfrou the only one in its speed tier.
Anonymous
>>15212977 this is bait
>>15212983 so is this
so is most of everything in this shitpost of a thread
Anonymous
>>15213133 Wow, you really are a euphoric smogon faggot.
*tips fedora*
Anonymous
>>15213028 All its haircuts are bad, specially the euphoric, the m'lady and the shaggy one
It has shitty stats and an ability that can't even resist a Bullet Punch from a 4x attack boosted Scizor
Slow as fuck
Olive nose
Ugly skin color
Smug as fuck
No good moves
Most forgettable Pokémon of all time
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>>15213161 >10 other resistances >1 immunity Anonymous
>>15213063 Have you ever seen a Bunsen burner? Fire sometimes comes out in jets.
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>>15213197 It's bait to hate on the worst design in the history of the game?
Anonymous
>>15213072 It's based on the Shamo chicken you dumbass.
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>>15213069 Blaziken has shit all over the place and pointless designs and color changes. Infernape is a clusterfuck, and just saying "oh well it's supposed to be overdesigned" isn't an excuse. Don't base shit off of things that would look like shit as Pokemon. Like Ice Cream cones.
Anonymous
>>15213198 >>15213133 >having to resort to spouting memes at each other fuck off back to /b/ or reddit, take your pick
Anonymous
>>15213172 Frail as fuck.
>>15213191 Both Salamence and Garchomp are slow as shit. Only Pokémon with 115+ speed are fast.
Anonymous
>>15213197 This whole thread is a swirling clusterfuck of opinion
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>>15213198 >banned smogon shit makes me a smogon faggot seems like you came straight from planet euphoria
Anonymous
>>15213242 His "fire mane" or whatever you'd call it does not look like what happens to a bunsen burner and even if bunsen burners looked exactly the same that would not make it any less stupid looking.
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>>15213318 My opinions are better
Anonymous
>>15213274 Shamo chickens don't look like people with beaks. Shamo chickens look like combusken.
Anonymous
Chesnaught is the shittiest pokemon ever made.
Anonymous
>>15213304 >Implying that isn't how 4chan has and always will function Anonymous
>>15213306 Guess you never ran a Jolly DD Moxie Mixmence and a Jolly Choice scarf Garchomp then.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>15213324 I didn't say it's supposed to be a bunsen burner. I'm telling you that fire jets out sometimes.
Besides, you probably think that Probopass's stupid fucking Tire mustache looks even remotely acceptable.
Anonymous
>>15213352 you're favorite pokemon is the shittiest one ever made
prove me wrong :^)
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>>15213366 It doesn't have to be though.
Stop being a faggot.
Anonymous
>>15213396 Honchkrow is not Grass/Fighting, therefore automatically better.
>>15213410 Too bad for you everyone on /vp/ consider Chesnaught the shittiest pokemon ever.
Anonymous
>>15213391 Anything with a speed boost and more than 80 speed has decent speed doofus.
Anonymous
>>15213304 >upset that there are memes, albeit shitty ones, on 4chan Nigger you've gotta be new.
Anonymous
>>15213406 It's not the fact that it jets out. Its the fact that when it jets out it looks like paper.
And why randomly bring up probopass?
Anonymous
>>15213274 Yeah, naw. Shamo chickens just look like upright-standing chickens. Blaziken is sasquatch with a beak.
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>>15212511 flamethrower is a TM. That is the most retarded argument I have ever heard
Anonymous
>>15213352 Three words: Honchkrow and staraptor
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>>15213306 the point is, it can survive a bp and then KO it.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>15213349 Try to tell me that you can't see Blaziken's design from this.
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>>15213492 >that digishit design Anonymous
>implying Honchkrow's design isn't GOAT
Anonymous
>>15213514 Staraptor has both Close Combat, STAB Brave Bird AND U-Turn with sweeper stats, therefore automatically superior to Chesnaught.
Anonymous
>>15213447 And even without those, They are still fast and dangerous dingus.
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>>15213438 >Honchkrow is not Grass/Fighting, therefore automatically better. Chesnaught is better than honchkrow both in-battle and design-wise, and dark/flying is one of the worst typings.
>Too bad for you everyone on /vp/ consider Chesnaught the shittiest pokemon ever. Too bad for you everyone on /vp/ consider only bird and dog Pokémon to be the shittiest pokemon ever.
Anonymous
>>15213458 I'm upset that you're actually promoting the use of the retarded euphoric and smiley face shit
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>>15213542 Breloom has spore and focus punch with a good attack stat, therefore automatically better than Chesnaught.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>15213594 >fast No.
>dangerous Yes.
>>15213585 >staraptor >good stats >>15213583 *tips fedora*
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>>15213489 Because I was trying to think of an abysmally horrible design that people love for some reason.
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Aromatisse is creepy as fuck
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>15213583 Honchkrow is based off a stereotypical geek,
>>15213585 Chesnaught's stats are superior to staraptor's.
Anonymous
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>>15213551 This looks closer to Blaziken than that does.
Anonymous
>>15213652 >120 atk >100 spd >not good enough And even if it wasn't, it's still superior to Cheshit.
Anonymous
>>15211041 >>15211073 >>15211116 >snivy >bad LOL, oshawottfags are funny.
Anonymous
>>15213623 Then don't come to this site you sub-human neolithic drooling mongoloid.
4chan is 4chan, a place where this sort of shit is to be expected. It wouldn't be the way it is now it weren't.
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>>15213583 >implying honchkrow's design and usefulness are decent in the slightest Anonymous
>>15213637 >>15213706 Stay in denial then cause clearly there's a clear view of Blaziken's design from it.
Anonymous
>>15213715 >Chesnaught >having stats better than anything Laughable.
Chesnaught is, without a single doubt, the shittiest of the shitmons. People delete Chespins they receive from wonder trade for a good reason.
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>>15213623 >I want the fabric of an entire website to change because I don't like it Anonymous
>>15213734 >475 BST >100 speed >good Anonymous
>>15213715 >Honchkrow is based off a stereotypical geek GF looked into the future and tried to warn us of the impending horror.
We didn't listen Anonymous
>>15213715 >Honchkrow is based off a stereotypical geek, He's based on a mob boss you double nigger
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>>15213737 I don't even like oshawott.
Anonymous
>>15213768 Blaziken's legs aren't even remotely close to that. Neither is its head. Or its arms. Or its torso. Or literally anything about it.
Anonymous
>>15213768 Yeah, just ignore that side-by-side comparison which proves you wrong. Blaziken has FUCKING ARMS.
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>>15213805 And since it's still infinitely better than Chesnaught, that makes Chesnaught even shittier than everyone thought.
Anonymous
>>15213778 >chesnaught >worse than any bird pokemon except for blaziken, togekiss and tornadus Anonymous
>>15213740 > a place where this sort of shit is to be expected no, the only board where it's acceptable to act like a retard and spout shit is /b/ and now /s4s/
go there if you're obsessed with "muh 4chan culture" that, by the way, was never about spouting shitty memes at each other
Anonymous
>>15213811 Charizard's japanese name is Lizardon, therefore Charizard is a mob boss based on your poor logic.
Anonymous
>>15213715 >Honchkrow is based off a stereotypical geek Just how fucking adopted are you?
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>>15213893 Togekiss isn't a bird...
Anonymous
>>15213807 Neckbeards existed before 2006. The euphoric meme started in 2013.
>>15213811 No, it's not.
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>>15213866 And so does the fucking chicken dumbass.
>>15213864 It's BASED off of it. It's doesn't have to be a direct copy, it just have to have its design come from it.
Anonymous
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I feel physically ill any time says they like emobar non-ironically.
Anonymous
>>15213939 But fedora's didn't become a thing until the last 2 or 3 years
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>>15213811 >fat >neckbeard >fedora >insomnia marks >pokedex literally mentions fedora circlejerks and family's basement >not a geek Anonymous
Anonymous
>>15213908 >Implying that this entire thread isn't a geyser of shit The guy I was previously arguing with until you butted in like an obnoxious retard was right, you really are new.
Anonymous
>>15213939 >>15213915 >It makes its Murkrow cronies bring it food. It idles its time away, grooming itself in its nest. >It is merciless by nature. It is said that it never forgives the mistakes of its Murkrow followers. >Becoming active at night, it is known to swarm with numerous Murkrow in tow. Please, quit vomiting ignorance.
Anonymous
>>15213972 >implying Let me guess, you've never heard of geeks, neckbeards and blushies before /vp/, didn't you?
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>>15214088 The resemblance to mob bosses is 100% coincidence.
The resemblance to neckbeards, on the other hand, is fully intended.
Anonymous
>>15214050 >>15214095 >thinking that geeks have been wearing fedoras in force for at least 8 years now Anonymous
>>15214088 >>It makes its Murkrow cronies bring it food. It idles its time away, grooming itself in its nest. Family's basement.
>>It is merciless by nature. It is said that it never forgives the mistakes of its Murkrow followers. Autist got bullied at school, autist called the teacher/principal, bullies got wrecked.
>>Becoming active at night, it is known to swarm with numerous Murkrow in tow. Game/Anime/Comic/Bird-cons and referencing to the fact that neckbeards never leave their computers.
Anonymous
>>15214079 >hurr this thread is shit so I can act like a mouthbreathing retard too you are the reason /vp/ has had such a sharp decline in quality since gen 6 was announced
it wasn't a good board before, but it's near unusable because of faggots like you
Anonymous
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>>15214088 All of these mention living in mom's basement and fedora circlejerks.
Also,
>cronies Clearly referencing to bronies.
Anonymous
>>15214160 >grooming itself >neckbeard >bullies >followers you dun goofed
Anonymous
>Shit threads gets 400+ replies full of shitposting >Meanwhile good threads barely get 70 posts
Anonymous
>>15214141 >implying they weren't Have you ever met someone who watched dr. who and shows like that? It was fucking painful.
Anonymous
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>>15214079 just because you've been here for a month doesn't mean you can go around calling other people new
Anonymous
>>15214245 Would you prefer an extra 300+ garbage posts in your good threads?
Anonymous
>>15214179 >Calls other people out on using memes >Uses greentext and ad hominems Wut
Anonymous
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>>15214245 SHHH, JUST RELAX, LET IT HAPPEN, IT'LL BE OVER SOON.
Anonymous
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>>15213908 >never about spouting shitty memes Clearly you weren't around when Pedobear was a new thing.
Anonymous
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>>15213917 >adopted as an insult Holy shit I like this guy. I'm gonna start using that too.
Anonymous
>>15214286 >greentext >meme >caring about ad hominem in a debate that was literally just "nuh uh you're a bigger faggot" Anonymous
>>15214279 I would perfer good threads with 250+ good posts with no shitposting.
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>>15214237 >It makes its Murkrow cronies bring it food. Murkrow represents its mom.
>It idles its time away, grooming itself in its nest. Referencing to geeks "cleaning" their neckbeards after eating doritos.
>It is said that it never forgives the mistakes of its Murkrow followers. Murkrow don't bully honchkrow, but it was clearly intended.
Anonymous
>>15214260 >dr. who >picking an incredibly niche, low viewership show to prove your point Fedoras started coming about when BBT popularized them
Anonymous
>>15213972 When the fuck were you born? Fedoras have been "a thing" since at LEAST the early 2000s.
Anonymous
>>15214361 He was pointing out your hypocrisy
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>>15214237 "Petting" its neckbeard and cyberbullying through social medias, respectively.
Anonymous
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>>15214363 And I want a pet unicorn, but I don't see that happening any time soon.
Anonymous
>>15214378 BAIT
BAIT
HE'S BAITING
ABANDON SHIP
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>>15214378 >dr who >>>>>>>>>>>>>>nice Anonymous
>>15214403 >nearing 10 years of fedoras Why hasn't the craze died down
Anonymous
>>15214410 according to the poster it's perfectly okay to be a hypocrite and act like a retard due to this thread being shit
Anonymous
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>>15214378 >LIKING DOCTOR WHO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LITERALLY INVALIDATED YOUR OWN ARGUMENT
KILL YOURSELF
Anonymous
>>15214469 Why would you jump off a boat?
Anonymous
can we just let this thread die?
Anonymous
>>15214378 Did you say doctor who is nice? What a
fag Anonymous
>>15214573 its the tumblr, reddit and the scum who think its okay to post like them.
jesus christ im gone for a week and its this bad
Anonymous
>>15213217 >opinion >It objectively has one of the better abilities, you can't argue this >Base speed is 100+ >Nose fits with it's design >How can white/black be ugly >Implying that's a bad thing >I'll give you that >Pokemon that's put on the overworld everywhere is forgetable We can agree to disagree.
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>>15214486 A. That's not how trends work. It starts off kinda small, then gets bigger, then kinda continues. People start making fun of the trends AFTER they get popular.
B. The entire stereotype behind people who wear fedoras is that they are socially retarded, so why the fuck would they realize that it looks like shit and stop caring? The normal ways that sheeple follow fads don't all apply here. For fuck's sake, they wear fedoras because they think it makes them look "classy" like a dude from the 1920s.
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>>15214503 He was pointing out that you shouldn't expect people to act sensible in such a fucked up thread. If you actually went back and looked through the rest of the thread you'd notice all of the insane name-calling, meme spouting , etc. He was a part of it, and you're acting on their level.
Leave this thread if you're too high and mighty for it. In fact, just get off the whole website.
Anonymous
>>15214575 >he doesn't know what a niche is Go read a book
Anonymous
>>15214537 Because what's on the boat is much worse than what's in the water.
Anonymous
>>15214619 the worst part is that /v/ actually has better discussions about pokemon than /vp/ does now
Anonymous
>>15214668 >he doesn't know that he didn't spell niche, but spelled nice Go read your own post
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>>15214706 But the bait is going in the water
Anonymous
>>15214719 I know.
if it's not a shit opinion thread, it's a FRIEND SAFARII THREAD HAHA, or MEOWSTICK & GOOMY thread.
what the fuck happened...
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>>15214719 To be fair, this thread was bait from the very beginning. Everyone's letting off steam.
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>>15214644 >fact, "classy" things were always bad >still can't take a 4x boosted attack from anything >base speed is under 110 >nose is an olive/tumor >how can black skin be good >implying that's a good thing >what are farfetch'd, herdier and pidgey Anonymous
>>15214719 >going to /v/ You're part of the problem
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>>15214747 Maybe you should go read it again
Anonymous
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>>15214768 new gens are the worst thing that can happen for a pokemon fansite
it encourages a lot of cross website migration, and unfortunately, being associated with the "lol so funnay" /b/ means lots of the redditors and 9fags stay on the website, resulting in threads like this
Anonymous
>>15214795 >>15214817 That anon had a perfectly good point.
/vp/ isn't the only board here you know.
The fact that that's true is sad.
The problem here is people like you two.
>>15214861 i agree.
Maybe i'lll take a break for a month and see how things pan out
Anonymous
>>15214861 >implying threads like this hasn't been around forever Anonymous
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>>15214935 I'm not going to deny that bu threads like this pop up much more often and multiple ones at a time though now
before it was easy to ignore, but the front page is littered with threads that just devolve into shitflinging
Anonymous
>>15214923 >Acts like an intolerable douche >Blames other people for ruining 4chan Check your privileges m8
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Conclusive evidence for anyone who doubted
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>>15215029 >disliking shitty threads is being an intolerable douche Anonymous
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>>15215029 >redirecting people to /v/ >oh no he saw through my bullshit i better call him a douche!! >blaming others but when he gets the blame he acts butthurt i think it's time to grow up and stop posting.
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>>15215029 >WAAAH PPL WONT LET ME SHIT UP THREADS ANYMORE :((( >I-I WAS P-PRTENDING T-TO BE R-RETARDED!! HAHA LEGUN XDD Anonymous
>>15214923 How am I part of the problem for pointing out that Pokemon threads on /v/ have always been superior to /vp/?
There hasn't been a time since /vp/ was created that /v/ hasn't continued to have regular Pokemon threads. When Pokemon haters come into those threads and post shit like >>/vp/, the reply is always "fuck that, I don't want to discuss Pokemon in that shithole."
Basically, this board is so shitty that there are a lot of Pokemon fans who would rather get flamed and called children on /v/ than post here. And this has never not been the case.
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>>15215278 I think he just misunderstood you and lumped you in with the other faggot
/v/ pokemon threads don't even get flamed that badly anymore, even /v/irgins appreciate that this place is a shithole
Keithin 3067-5015-2315 [Water Field - Octillery, Frogadier & Quagsire]
Keithin 3067-5015-2315 [Water Field - Octillery, Frogadier & Quagsire] Sat 26 Oct 2013 18:35:38 No. 15216777 Report Quoted By:
Ya'll posting in a troll thread.
