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Anonymous Tue 10 Dec 2013 19:38:22 No.16593919 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>16608416 >>16608423 >>16614852 >>16614972 >>16615877 >>16619737 >>16620097

Think of a pokemon

one million of that pokemon came to the real world and is trying to take over our world

What happens?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Dec 2013 19:39:18 No.16593937 Report

Quoted By: >>16594123 >>16594275 >>16601508

ditto

trust no one

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Dec 2013 19:40:16 No.16593956 Report

Quoted By:

>magnemite

all is lost

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Dec 2013 19:50:33 No.16594123 Report

Quoted By: >>16594275 >>16594306

>>16593937
I love it, at first they copy humans, taking out figgureheads one-by-one, then when we're catching on they occupy zoos and learn about our worst enemies and transform into them
Just wait till they get into the secret mutant research cells
The comming of the great ditto empire

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Dec 2013 20:00:01 No.16594275 Report

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>>16593937
>>16594123
Now we need a Pokemon version of this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Dec 2013 20:01:46 No.16594306 Report

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>>16594123
You just need to secure them, if you accidentally breed with them you get a normal living being anyway.

Also I tough of Pusle, derp

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Dec 2013 20:15:46 No.16594540 Report

Quoted By:

>delibird
Get ready to throw some rocks

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Dec 2013 21:06:34 No.16595494 Report

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I thought of Chattot
guess we'll reinstate the chinese fourpest campaign, huh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 00:44:21 No.16599797 Report

Quoted By: >>16599915

>Oddish
oh no........ free food
>inb4 some ass-backwards story that makes oddish seem dangerous

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 00:46:18 No.16599838 Report

Quoted By: >>16600005

>avalugg
WHAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 00:48:41 No.16599893 Report

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Ferrothorn.

We'd just have to fight them with fire.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 00:49:20 No.16599905 Report

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>garchomp
Pop a Molly I'm sweatin

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 00:49:40 No.16599915 Report

Quoted By:

>>16599797

>poison type
>eatable

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 00:52:11 No.16599960 Report

Quoted By:

magikarp

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 00:54:02 No.16599995 Report

Quoted By:

Hydreigon

Lightning Flash

Lightning Flash Wed 11 Dec 2013 00:54:33 No.16600005 Report

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>>16599838

The Ice age?

also, Pichu

Relax guys, we'll be fine. If anything, it'll be adorable to watch them try and fail. If they succeed, we shall welcome our new electric rodent overlords.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 01:59:22 No.16601451 Report

Quoted By: >>16601749

>Joltik

One million Joltiks overriding every electric device ever.

I'll probably die of cuteness overload

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 02:01:32 No.16601508 Report

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>>16593937
it's the worm, isn't it? where the fuck is tendou when you need him.
or kaGAmi for that matter

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 02:05:27 No.16601590 Report

Quoted By: >>16602010

>hitmonchan
who's ready for mandatory boxing training?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 02:11:53 No.16601749 Report

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>>16601451
I would probably die by walking through an Electroweb when I walk out to go to work in the morning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 02:18:59 No.16601921 Report

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Reuniclus
I'm not sure what we can do about this one. We're fucking screwed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 02:22:50 No.16602008 Report

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>Flareon
The most limp-dicked invasion ever, that's what.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 02:22:54 No.16602010 Report

Quoted By: >>16602065

>>16601590
or we could shoot them

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 02:25:47 No.16602065 Report

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>>16602010
You don't shoot Digimon Kenshiro and walk away alive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 03:16:07 No.16602978 Report

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Sableye

Massive suicide.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 03:18:39 No.16603032 Report

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The end times are upon us...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 10:27:20 No.16608336 Report

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>Pichu

They miserably fail and get domesticated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 10:31:18 No.16608349 Report

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Slugma. We burn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 10:31:36 No.16608351 Report

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>Hydreigon
if they are as strong as they look we're fucked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 10:33:57 No.16608364 Report

Quoted By:

>Lucario
Fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 10:37:20 No.16608381 Report

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>Arcanine

I can't even imagine the damage they'd cause but I'm sure the governments of the world would be able to stop them.
They don't have that much balk.

Lacey 1263-5430-3911

Lacey 1263-5430-3911 Wed 11 Dec 2013 10:37:37 No.16608382 Report

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>Kingler

that sounds fun

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 10:40:05 No.16608393 Report

Quoted By:

>Spinda

Well, it'd be fun to watch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 10:42:41 No.16608402 Report

Quoted By:

>Crustle
The mining and seafood industries see massive profit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 10:48:35 No.16608416 Report

Quoted By: >>16608431

>>16593919
That photo makes me sad... albino blacks get hunted down by witch doctors for body parts to use in medicine.

Being a shiny is suffering.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 10:50:00 No.16608423 Report

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>>16593919
> Qaugsire

I don't think they have it in them to be malevolent enough to pull it off. But if they did, they'd get taken down by leaf blowers when we discover their X4 weakness to grass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 10:51:05 No.16608428 Report

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A million Scatterbugs.

This is why insecticide was invented.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 10:51:33 No.16608431 Report

Quoted By:

>>16608416
That depends on the culture/religous beliefs of the area. Africa is a big place and he could be perfectly fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 17:15:46 No.16611183 Report

Quoted By: >>16613056

>Clefable
They steal lots of junk in order to build a nuke

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 19:26:53 No.16613056 Report

Quoted By:

>>16611183
>Palkia

Oh shit. I'm sorry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 20:09:58 No.16613659 Report

Quoted By:

>Palkia

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 20:13:04 No.16613698 Report

Quoted By:

Durant
I want to hug them all!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 20:18:58 No.16613790 Report

Quoted By: >>16613858

>Avalugg

We just use Heat Wave.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 20:23:43 No.16613853 Report

Quoted By:

>Beheeyem
They eventually die from bacteria.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 20:24:08 No.16613858 Report

Quoted By:

>>16613790
we already are

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 20:27:29 No.16613897 Report

Quoted By: >>16613984

>Electrode

Everyone pucker up and kiss your ass goodbye.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 20:31:31 No.16613950 Report

Quoted By:

>Beedrill

We're fucked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 20:34:02 No.16613984 Report

Quoted By:

>>16613897
>1 million electrodes
Holy mother of god

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 20:44:46 No.16614159 Report

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>chandelure

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 21:10:15 No.16614580 Report

Quoted By: >>16614674

>sunkern
We're fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 21:13:40 No.16614629 Report

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> Pikachu.

Humanity should be safe as long as we all stay underground. At least NORAD will remain more or less unscathed. Above soil, a vicious gunbattle would probably be waged, the prime survivors of which will be gun-toting rednecks of the American heartland.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 21:15:45 No.16614674 Report

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>>16614580

Rev up those friers; we're having baked veggies tonight.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 21:16:53 No.16614692 Report

Quoted By: >>16614711

>xatu
They know everything we'll try to do to stop them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 21:17:43 No.16614711 Report

Quoted By:

>>16614692

Except they'll still more or less go down in one hit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 21:18:15 No.16614729 Report

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Meowth

New popular designer pet

Feral cats seen with greater frequency

Chinese food prices suddenly and inexplicably dip

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 21:18:23 No.16614732 Report

Quoted By:

>Porygon-Z
>Hack into the world's computer
>Take over the world in 2 hours

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 21:20:07 No.16614772 Report

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>1 million Regice

Welp.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 21:21:55 No.16614802 Report

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Dialga, except Dialga in its true form.
I'm so fucking sorry guys the Multiverse is dead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 21:22:50 No.16614821 Report

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>Gliscor

Jesus fuck, this would be terrifying.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 21:24:40 No.16614849 Report

Quoted By: >>16615994

>1 million Hawluchas

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 21:25:06 No.16614852 Report

Quoted By: >>16614872 >>16614951

>>16593919
>Darumaka.
I... I don't know.
I mean if I was just judging by appearance it would be cute, fun and fucked up at the same time, since our main means of defense would be punting their cute faces before they fire-punch us to death.
Again, it's unspecified how many they are and how fast or tricky they would be. But I know how much damage they do in game even without evolving, so... I have no idea.
I for one would welcome our new adorable little overlords

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 21:26:10 No.16614872 Report

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>>16614852
Sorry, goofed, didn't read the spoiler. We win.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 21:27:30 No.16614894 Report

Quoted By:

>Dusknoir
They're going to take us into their world and inhabit ours.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 21:30:46 No.16614951 Report

Quoted By:

>>16614852
>hustle
>darumaka missed
We'll be fine, its when they evolve we panic.

Moonshine Mcgee !WnCDotgEL6

Moonshine Mcgee !WnCDotgEL6 Wed 11 Dec 2013 21:31:26 No.16614966 Report

Quoted By: >>16615220

Archeops.

We start fighting back and they just give up and die.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 21:31:55 No.16614972 Report

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>>16593919
>golurk

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 21:32:00 No.16614975 Report

Quoted By: >>16615630

This thread is a little unspecific. Would they be able to evolve, would they be able to reproduce on their own over time? Because for example, one million Joltiks would be pretty harmless, yes, but a hundred million Galvantulas over the following years?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 21:47:42 No.16615220 Report

Quoted By:

>>16614966
"That human shot me."
"Oh. Well, fuck this."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 21:49:11 No.16615242 Report

Quoted By: >>16615931

>Druddigon
>Hand to hand combat is Impossible due to Rough skin/Sheer force
>Tanks and other war machines are destroyed with Superpower/Outrage
>Mankind is thrown back into the middle ages
>No resistance means the Druddigon will breed
>Anywhere with an expansive underground or lots of abandoned skyscrapers are considered unsafe to traverse
>Strict curfews in villages keep everyone inside so the winged beasts scavenging in the night don't take any victims
>Hunters specialized in tracking and killing Druddigon are paid a pretty penny by townsfolk and weary travelers to protect the lives of what little remains of humanity

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 22:15:01 No.16615630 Report

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>>16614975
One milion is the attack force, if and when they manage to gain some ground, they will be able to breed, and also evolve, provided they can find a way to do whatever it is they need to do to evolve
>no kadabra evolving into alakazam

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 22:30:43 No.16615847 Report

Quoted By:

>Spinarak

A million poison spiders. ...Well, it could be worse. I feel sorry for any arachnophobes though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 22:32:04 No.16615877 Report

Quoted By:

>>16593919
>Litwick

So basically I just invited a literal Hell upon all of us.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 22:35:23 No.16615931 Report

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>>16615242
But there is one they fear
He is Druddikiin the Druddaborn
>pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2013 22:38:55 No.16615994 Report

Quoted By:

>>16614849
We're pretty much fucked after we see the first one give a fucking tank a flying german suplex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2013 01:58:33 No.16619737 Report

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>>16593919
>mewtwo

Genetically modified pokemon that is smarter, stronger, and faster than most humans, having a million copies taking over the world? I'd say we last about a day tops.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2013 02:17:53 No.16620050 Report

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zapdos
well...
>an eternity of storms
>1 million of thunders
holy motherfucker

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2013 02:20:57 No.16620097 Report

Quoted By:

>>16593919
>Kecleon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2013 02:21:36 No.16620109 Report

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>Spritzees
good smelling chicken

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