Just stopping by to feed on your faggot loneliness.
>You will never do anything with, to, or for an Eeveelution
Ever. The thing your little faggot heart wants most will never be. You're just a lonely piece of shit, and no one will ever love you.
Even if there was some way your gay little wishes came true, you would be regarded on the same level as pedophiles by many people.
>Pokemon do not have analogous sexual organs, or even anuses
HAAHAHAHA! You couldn't even fuck it (as if you could even get it up)! Why are you such a fucking waste? Why does your odd loneliness amuse me so? I have everything a well adjusted man should want... and yet your suffering is what really makes life worth living. I need these threads. I need to see your pathetic, dribbling human waste. A modified Sylveon doll? That's a fucking miracle. I've never laughed so hard.
Oh and Kornscheisse? Have a nice flight.