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It's time to think of any one, random pokemon.

Have you decided on a particular specimen yet?

You sure?

Well fuck that, choose a different one.

You sure about this one?

Well okay then...

Come up with one or more gimmicky abilities for this pokemon. It can act as a buff or nerf, as long as the ability doesn't currently exist in some form. For example:

Pokemon: Porygon-Z
Ability: Overclocked
Increases overall Special Attack and Speed stats by 15% each for the cost of 1/10 passive damage to itself every turn.