Someone did a thread like this a while ago, and while I don't like to steal ideas- it was pretty fun. So, here's the deal- the last song you listened to is now the background music for a date with your favorite Pokemon character- but before you get too excited, there are some stipulations : 1. The entire mood of the date is set by the song, so if the last thing you listened to is melancholy, your date will presumably be as well. Your partner will be in whatever mood best suits the song. 2. If the song has lyrics, then something described in the song MUST occur during your date. How your date reacts is up to you. 3. Don't forget about your Pokemon. How'd you fare, you sexy beast?
Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chPJ7x9iMw0 This is what I listened to.
...oh dear. I have no idea how this will turn out, exactly, but I'll try:
We're trying to enjoy a meal in some restaurant while it rains outside, and a fight breaks out: two people get into a heated Pokemon battle, quite literally since they both use Fire types. All of a sudden,
Yancy becomes enthralled into this intense battle that happens nearby. She gets fired up, she's excited, she even wants to partake in a Pokemon battle herself. Meanwhile, my Pokemon are at the ready just in case they decided to challenge us next. Incidentally, I've got a Gallade with me.
To tie this into the lyrics,
> When the wind is slow, and the fire's hot, the vulture waits to see what rots Another trainer waits nearby with a Mandibuzz, wanting to battle too, I guess? Meanwhile the other two trainers go head to head with their Fire type Pokemon. The battle goes on for a while, and while my date is excited, I was hoping for a nice, quiet meal. One of these trainers even thinks they're "FUCKING INVINCIBLE!".
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>>18615087 I like it! And your song choice, too. I'm sure you'd get a second date, since she probably enjoyed herself.
I was worried this was too complicated for anyone to bother with, but I kind of like seeing 'stories' like this instead of one-word answers. Anonymous
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>>18615113 Hehe, thanks. That was actually kinda fun to write, so it'd be cool to see what other people come up with too.
Anonymous
Me and my Glaceon on a date with Cynthia and her Garchomp. Right off Garchomp is a big mood killer, hard to get jiggy with a demon dragon hanging around. Last song: Anyone Else But You by The Moldy Peaches Cynthia and I go on a quirky indie date, have a cute time, lot's of smooches, unfortunately I have to wear track shorts like Michael Cera's character in Juno the entire time. Everything went better than expected
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>>18615165 Aww.
Too bad about the shorts, though.
Anonymous
JUMP ON THE TIGAH YOU FEEL HIS HEART, BUT YOU KNOW THAT HE'S MEAN SOME LIGHT CAN NEEEVER BE SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN GOTTA GET AWAYYYY GOTTA GET AWAYYYYYY
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>>18615282 Oh fuck I love Dio, though. I have several albums. And Rainbow. Nothing makes me feel better.
I straight up cried when he died.
Anonymous
>>18615296 It doesn't matter who I go with; we will end up karaoke'ing on our table as the night carries on.
Anonymous
>>18615296 Who is Dio? That song is by Killswitch Engage.
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>>18615318 I would sing Holy Diver with you, Anon.
But you wouldn't be into that too much.
>>18615326 >there's a time and a place for everything Anonymous
>>18615333 Oh why not? If I got pissed off and drunk enough, I'd express whatever irritation I have pretty clearly.
How does Friday sound?
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>>18615354 But- Friday's D&D night.
Plus, I am a big romantic drunk. I will probably grab your face and tell you I love you no less than five times.
Anonymous
ok i have a date with serena and fennekin with my nidoking about the song i don't know what to say.... my last song was gangsta paradise of coolio
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>>18615398 Oh god. You're taking them through the ghetto and showing them the horrors of life as a gangsta.
I- don't even know, man. You probably shot a few people.
Anonymous
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIANchfl7Z8 No lyrics, so that's kinda boring, but I guess the mood constantly changes from mysterious to fiery and passionate. Exciting!
So to sum up,
May and I are on one of our first few dates, and she's trying to come off as a smoldering temptress. And succeeding, as far as I can tell. The night ends in heated passion, and--
>3. Don't forget about your Pokémon shit. I have no idea how our Pokémon come into play here.
Anonymous
>>18615393 I love you too.
We can play D&D at the bar...
Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmefFcRJbXE Uh well, here goes I guess. Go on a nature walk with N and somehow get into some weird philosophical talk. At some point we stop and sit by some trees and start tripping on something. My lilligant winds up scaring the shit out of me while I'm high, but at the end of it all my husbando and I get some sort of added perspective on life.
Sounds like
fun. Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE
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>>18615503 Wao. Very neat, friendo. But I would probably keel over and die playing that particular version.
>>18615688 That does sound nice. Except maybe the Lilligant part. Maybe.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rEU-jCYrYo >The Police - Can't Stand Losing You Fuck.
There is no good dating to be had with this. I have failed my own prompt. This is the opposite of a good date.
This is Sycamore showing up at my doorstep in tears and telling me he doesn't think there's any reason to carry on living- specifically because he feels like I'm driving him away on purpose and never listen to him, when in reality, I just have asshole friends who think I'm better off without some dude hanging all over me.
We probably spend the night on my couch crying, yelling at each other, and discussing various times we felt like life wasn't worth living- going through two boxes of tissues in the process and being warmed up via Pyroar. I don't think I can fit a Garchomp in my living room, but I would not be surprised to be woken up by a Froakie sometime the next day.
I love this song, but jeez does it hurt me. TYBG no one got The Cure involved.
Anonymous
>Dating game >the last song.... God fucking damnit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLBTIUzPpEQ Mood is too intense.
Can't handle the intensity.
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>>18615957 I- know your feelings.
You can pick another song if you're not too busy having feelings or crying or something. Anonymous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-sxSd1uwoU I Wanna Go, by Britney Spears. Funny, as the reason I'm listening to it is because it's part of a pokethemed playlist on 8tracks.
So guess I'm heading towards some completely over the top clubbing date or something? Something that's hella hype. Which seems really out of place for Sycamore.
Seeing as part of the lyrics is 'I wanna go all the way tonight' I assume we're gonna bang at some point. Fucking on the first date, what have I become.
As for my pokes? I think I'd leave them at home since there's no way I'm taking my precious babbies to some seedy club. Maybe if we went back to mine I'd make sure they're fed for the night, maybe show them of the prof if he's interested in how they're coming along.
Typing this out felt really weird, thanks a bunch Lys.
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>be listening to this as I read the OP >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvmfyJw1IOU I think I'm kind of fucked.
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>>18616032 YOU'RE WELCOME.
I have suffered enough, myself. But yes, do not take the Pokes clubbing. And try to save them for after the sexing, perhaps. Nothing kills the mood like "Do you want to see my Fennekin?"
Anonymous
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>>18614991 >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nei8tPxN_l4 Needless to say, based on 1&2, I'd be gettin' it in.
as for 3, My boy Tentacruel could be of some assistance. Anonymous
>>18616052 oh god, imagine. managing to pull away from each other for just long enough to unlock the door, stumbling in with him, kicking off shoes;
"Enfin, je vous ai tout à moi, bientôt"
"whoah prof wait check it out my chespin evolved lmao wanna read the pokedex entry???"
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>>18616099 >"You've seen akjgaklgkjs Pokemon in the sghsjghsjk region. But wait'll you see my dick." Anonymous
>>18616141 p-professor please...
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>>18616180 >"ay' bitch" Oh, god I have not thought about the Whisper Song in ages. Fuck five AM in the dick, seriously.
Anonymous
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>>18616198 professor damn it you're a man of science your conduct is unacceptable
go to bed, Lys. Anonymous
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>>18614991 Radescheidt: The Swiss - Kiss to Kiss.
Not bad, props Showderp plug.
Anonymous
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>Silent Hill 2 OST - Promise >my face Doesn't matter who is involved, what a depressing waste of time for everyone involved
Anonymous
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I love music threads and wish /vp/ could share some more often since going on /mu/ is painful. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mehLx_Fjv_c No lyrics and kind of ethereal. I bet the date would be absolute bliss.
DexBased 0044-3519-8559 [Snorunt, Beartic, Lapras]
DexBased 0044-3519-8559 [Snorunt, Beartic, Lapras] Mon 24 Mar 2014 09:46:41 No. 18616263 Report Quoted By:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usPoug7NcZo I see before me a montage of me and Meloetta just having a blast of a night, going to dances (not nightclubs), action movies, carnivals and other exciting and energetic activities, never stopping to catch our breath, but just going for hours on end, before finally ending the night with a massive meal at a fancy but modern restaurant.
Anonymous
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>>18614991 A World Alone With Serena.
I think I'll enjoy this date a lot. And I'm not even a romantic.
>Pokemon
Loudred For the tunes. Anonymous
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=et15TT81s6s Seems like a fun time eevee and i have with Duplica and her ditto.
Seems like a really mellow date outdoors with some lovely weather. Maybe a picnic and cloud watching as our pokemon run around the open area playing.
>Shes dressed up in gold Kinda works with her so thats cool, sounds interesting.
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Well if you had your 3ds forma time now, and you got the "Save the world, Get the girl" video from Nintendo video(more than a year ago), you can imagine how awesome a date with that song the mood set by that song would be.>2. If the song has lyrics, then something described in the song MUST occur during your date. How your date reacts is up to you. Time to save the world, get the Bianca.
Anonymous
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>Devided from Grace, Remix of Angel Island theme from Sonic 3 ...Well, it would begin rather slow, get more excited around the middle but keeps a mild tone. It slows down to a romantic tune, then follows up into a more exciting part, probably something like a battle. ...However, I would not have a clue who I'd go on a date /with/...
Anonymous
>>18614991 This is song I am listening to now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNNQBAj10n4 Typhlosion
It definitely wouldn't be the song playing while we are eating, but rather the song that would be playing once we returned to my place to commence in passionate love-making. I guess that works for me if that's the mood
_he is in.
The date technically isn't over until we part ways at the end of the night or fall asleep in each others arms, so it still counts. Thankfully there are no lyrics to worry about, so dodged a bullet there.
I had been listening to Dante's theme just a moment ago. It wouldn't have gone as well. Anonymous
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTVg9IyGn4I ... I'm gonna say victory.
Though why such a dumb song would be playing is anyone's guess Pokemon would be in their balls or possibly locked outside-- it doesn't really sound like anyone would care.
Anonymous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tl363Wh4ghU Well, it could have gone worse.
We massacre our way across the land, fighting for justice and love while boning one another atop her majestic legendaries.
Anonymous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xsz497IqoH0&feature=youtube_gdata_player My date with Valerie would just be a total blur of confidence and class. We'd probably go to a fancy restaurant, and my Absol would have a slightly difficult time getting along with her Sylveon, but the music demands awesome.
Anonymous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfy3Y-u7lew This date with Valerie could go very well for me or very badly for me. Here's how I see it going:
The good for me way: She feels down that she can't be her, and then Charizard and I cheer her up, and let her be her
The bad way for me: She's too pissed at the world and things don't go well, but given her personality I don't see that happening
The funny way: The lyrics "Eiszeit! Und wir sind veloren im Meer" (Ice age! and we're lost at sea) detailed more below:
Charizard and I take her on a cruise, because why the fuck not. Suddenly the sea freezes over, Valerie and I hop on Charizard and fly off into the sunset.
>>18616911 Anonymous
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I was listening to "boom boom ain't it great to be crazy" .... I don't even know why, it was just stuck in my head.
This date will be... strange
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usaa6AJFtOE I guess the date will be with Tate and Liza. Normally I would only want it to be with one person, but I guess this is a crazy date after all. I guess they would be really hyper the whole time, like they just ate a lot of sugar.
The good will be potatoes for breakfast. (as it is in the song)
As for the pokemon? Reuniclus, because it's psychic and it can fly around and be cute.
Anonymous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK8mJJJvaes Oh, this is gonna be good...
>Roxie and I go to a thrift shop to throw together new outfits on the cheap, punk rock style. >My Gengar and her Koffing float around the store scaring old ladies. >We come away with a bunch of crazy crap that we alter just enough to be stylish and fresh. >Head to a rock concert later that night >Gengar and Koffing are decked out in pairs of those huge oversized novelty 80s sunglasses that we got for 25 cents. >Rollin' in, hella deep, headin' to the mezzanine, >Dressed in all pink, 'cept my gator shoes, those are green >Concert starts, Roxie and I jump into the pit. >My Hawlcuha comes out, starts doing stage dives. >Hawlucha dropkicks some mouthy jackass who's been getting kinda grabby with the other girls all night. >It's Super Effective >Jackass goes flying across the bar >Crowd cheers >We grab some pizza after the show >Steal a kiss. >This is fucking awesome. Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE
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>>18619094 >judging your sanity >taste in music This would work, though, considering the character.
>>18618197 Eisbrecher!
Anonymous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHue-HaXXzg Gastrodon is sad after a previous breakup and says fuck it and gets together with me like
_he should have since the beginning.
Anonymous
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>>18616842 Good taste, anon. Both in your date and your choice of music.
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>>18619672 You-
You know you don't have to date your Pokemon, right?
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I had to do another one of these.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmVAyVwx6lg >XPEN$IVE SH1T - Die Antwoord C'est si bon! I'm going to be a good person and take these two on a particularly self-indulgent night of debauchery and money spending. A lot of throwing money around happens, we end up buying shit we don't even want just to revel in the fact that we're swimming in $$$ (Le Wow is too good to me.)
Anyway- after a good long ego stroking session, several bottles of expensive alcohol, and a lot of trash talking random civilians-
there's probably some kind of narcissistic orgy of affections because fuck it- it would be a sin if three fabulous people like us didn't get together and appreciate how fabulous we are, you know?
Someone ends up rubbing their dicks on some highly expensive shit, and I probably wake up somewhere out on the street, pantsless, next to a Gogoat shuttle.
Fuck the haterz, man.
Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldGnXNiD3X4 Our date consists of an attack by Team Rocket on the dinner where we were enjoying ourselves. The Rockets were actually not so incompetent and proved a challenge for our continued possession of our friends.
But we beat them because Team Rocket sucks.
Anonymous
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>>18622489 I forgot to mention the date is with
Jasmine so that's probably a mood killer.
Anonymous
>Passenger - settled Seems like it'd be more of a sequence of dates, and not just one, but I'll try anyway. The date begins with me and my date, femZoroark, going to a local country diner. We have a laid-back dinner, her leaning onto my shoulder a bit as we poke fun at each other. We end up staying for some fresh apple pie and leave about two hours after we got there. It's cold out, so I gave her my coat. She falls asleep on the ride back to our place, so I carry her up to the bed and lay her down and cover her up before I join her. Just before I fall asleep, I feel her wrap her arms around my shoulders as she holds onto me from behind. I'd say it's a good date. >TFW this'll never fucking happen to me
Anonymous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVAQQujgSxQ I have no idea how Cynthia and I are going to make it through this one. Someone help me come up with a terrible idea
CAP: oterbyl that
Anonymous
>>18622976 Taking her to a concert?
Sorry, man, I'm pretty sure you're doomed.
Anonymous
>>18623079 Either a concert or arceus comes out of fucking nowhere and wants to murder us both, thus making us have to fight back. Those are my only ideas :/
Anonymous
>>18623110 Well neither really seem like there's gonna be a second date.
Anonymous
>>18623134 Like Sun Tzu once said
"Hit it then quit it"
Anonymous
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUmKBJwCNEA Oh fuck me this is probably going to be a bad date. Well At least I got Cradily watching the whole thing.
Anonymous
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>Cranium- Graveyard Romance welp...
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>>18614991 >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PT8bmlnP0XI >Hilda I drive my Chevrolet around will we jam out going to different stores in shit getting fast food. She thinks it's a decent car. Pinsir is chilling in the back rocking the car up and down to the music. Lots of fun.
8/10 date
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>>18623169 I doubt there will be any "hitting" my friend.
Anonymous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwjedZ9D-KQ I fell hard for the professor and I was will to give up anything to be with him for as long as I live.
We were happily dating for about four months, then, out of nowhere, he invites me to a nice restaurant I've never been to before. He said we had to talk, 'No pokemon, just the two of us.'
There he starts saying crazy things, questioning what he was thinking. He started up thousands of sentences to just not finish any of them.
Finally, he just stands up and says we're through...
Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fa7AtI1msk fuck.
So, I wouldn't even be on a date, I'd be in a drug fueled daze of isolation and apathy, and when I realize that I begin to be tormented by by own mind realizing how fuck I've become.
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>>18622687 2romantic4me
Consider it an accomplishment.
>>18623495 You don't need him, gurl. Come on, we'll get ice cream.
>>18623564 You have become fuck.
Anonymous
>>18614991 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EkSxVajVpI Jesus Christ wat?
You have the worst timing in the world, Lys. I'mma make this shit work, tho:
Korrina and I are sipping coffee outside a cafe in Lumiose. We're discussing Mega-Evolution when suddenly the power goes out. My Blaziken's reading my mind, and he lights up the night while other peoples' Fire-types do the same. Out of the corner of my eye, I notice this red cafe's the only place in the whole city that still has its lights on. I'm a bit suspicious, Korrina and Lucario know something's up as well. I summon Hoh-Oh from his ball and we climb aboard the feathered deathbringer.
"For Justice, we Fly!"
Hoh-Oh takes flight from the cobblestone street and soars over the power plant. There's a lot of red-suited guys just like the ones at that red cafe entering and exiting the building. Shit, a ten-year old could figure out what's going on here.
Time to
give 'em the bird. >Jetto Jetto Jettoman! Blaziken jumps off Hoh-Oh and Mega-evolves mid-fall. He hits the ground like a meteor and proceeds to tear shit up until the red menace is neutralized. Blaziken and I are honored as Kalosian Heroes, High Roller gives us free meals for life, and Korrina agrees to a second date.
Fucking Awesome, just like Kageyama.
Anonymous
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>>18623601 10/10 sounds like a good time.
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>>18623601 Your efforts are appreciated.
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> look at my last song > Young Niggaz by 2Pac > notenoughtimeforthis.blunt
Anonymous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIBlhgw_SA8 I think it pretty much explains itself- a relaxing stroll through a museum of some kind topped off with a romantic dinner. Perhaps the Lillycove museum and a candlelit seaside dinner would work. I think
May would like it.
Our mons would probably have to stay outside of the museum, but I can see mine helping me prep dinner if there isn't a suitable restaurant.
Romantic as shit.
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>>18614991 >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTQIogLBFBs >Clair I guess she could summon a dragon legendary and I could fight it with a sword
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>>18624939 Aw, 2sweet.
Some of you guys have such romantic ideas. It's actually really nice to see you're not a bunch of weird-ass neckbeards either just talking about banging the shit out of your partner or treating him/her like a fairytale princess or some shit.
I like you guys. N-not like that. Don't look at me.
Anonymous
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>>18625105 Who puts these things together. WHo thinks like this.
It's brilliant.
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>>18625105 I still like you, though.
Anonymous
Pat Green - Take Me Out to a Dancehall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sosBFCfiL0 If you dont like Texas Country, you can get the fuck otta my face. Shit is so much better than regular country. Its just me and
my female typhlosion out at Gruene Hall watching Pat Green playing live, and then we start dancing. Then we get fucking drunk off some Lone Star, we mosey on over to the hotel, and well
go the fuck to sleep, to tired and drunk for fucking we then drive back home to houston the next day.
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>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WP7Px9nZk3U I don't even know about a girl, but I think it's going to involve a children's card game.
Abzu
>>18614991 Well I just happened to be humming this song right before reading this thread, does that count?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIw1sdmRyq8 Well with that song, i'd imagine it'd be on a moonlit night by the water, perhaps in a cave. Sweet but perhaps there is an underlying sadness?
Perhaps we'd go yuna and tidus style majestic underwater kissing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms9fXm5QKp0 Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE
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>>18625530 It all counts.
Also underwater kissing sounds awful. Minus ten points.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGBM5vWiBLo What a depressing date
>We're talking at a local cafe >Some recent events have gotten Valerie thinking her life over >She remembers how she had quite the rebellious streak against her sisters in Johto >She can't go back to home because her sisters will shun and chastise her >But she so desperately wants to go back because she's so tired of being called a pokephilic weirdo and an alien >Not even her Sylveon is able to cheer her up >She's crying uncontrollably now >Everyone turns around >They see a Gym leader bawling like a child while hanging out with a beta faggot >Everyone is looking at me now >They're all convinced I'm a cruel person and that I made her cry >Leave immediately with spaghetti bursting from my pockets in strong torrents >Boy that date went swell Anonymous
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHW3Ek9VTpg >ohgodIboughtaprostitute.jpeg >It's Nurse Joy >Meet her and Chansey behind Pacifidog Pokémon Center >She and Chansey are Cheery as per usual >"Why hello there Anon, We've been waiting for you" >Greet her back, and let Wailord out of his Pokeball and into the water >You hand her the money, she splits it with Chansey >"Alright Chansey, have fun with Anons Wailord" >Chansey jumps into the water >Nurse Joy leads me inside the Pokémon Center and into her personal quarters. >Queue sultry voice >"Alright Anon, it's time to have some fun" >She begins to seductively strip >'A wild Boner has appeared!' >Now, why don't you just sit back, relax, and take a Joy ride" >Joy ride >Your arousal prevents you from commenting on the pun >She undoes your pants, and then pushes you onto her bed >She begins to straddle herself on top of you >itshappening.gif >Suddenly the building begins to wobble and you hear a loud crash outside along with a Pokémon fainting >Nurse Joy snaps out of it >"What the hell was that?" >He didn't >She gets off you and hurries to get decent and runs outside >You do the same and follow her >You both come outside to a crowd of people standing on the walkways looking at Chansey, fainted and floating in the water >He did >As your Wailord and Chansey started to get frisky, Wailord used Body slam, and crit Chansey into submission >Your Wailord looks to you with the biggest grin ever >Nurse joy is in the process of saving her Chansey>Now's your chancey >You jump onto your Wailord and head straight for the currents, inbound to Slateport City Remember kids: Just because Pokémon aren't in the same breeding group, doesn't mean they cant get it on!
Anonymous
Anonymous
>a battle music from Sengoku Rance I needn't elaborate, do I?
Anonymous
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Anonymous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30JZylPUmz0 The late night atmosphere slowly gave way to tears...
me and my vulpix Anonymous
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>Without Me by Eminem >Volcarona I don't even...
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Anonymous
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>>18631586 Lies. The two of you obviously decided to spend an evening together on a long, romantic walk as the light of the day slowly faded away.
Anonymous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOUV8B9poGI [GD&TOP - OH YEAH MV feat. BOM [HD]]
>We go out clubbing/karaoke or something. >Have a great time >美しい声で叫んで like this >"Oh Yeah! Oh Yeah!" Translates to;
>"You yell out with your lovely voice like this" >"Oh Yeah! Oh Yeah!" GUISE
GUISE
GUISE I GET LAID GUISE.
inb4 ded thred, I just wanted to share my story Anonymous
>>18632025 But who is the laid?
Anonymous
>>18632044 I....I am the laid?
I don't think I maybe as
Anonymous
I'm gonna go with Misty, the last song I listened to was this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYz6qMbWpAw My greninja will be with us.
The song's lyric are surprisingly pretty fitting for both, Misty and my pokémon.
I guess Misty would be overexcited?
Anonymous
>>18632052 I meant who is the date with.
Anonymous
>>18632184 ....
Pic related bro.
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Persona 4- Your Affection Reincarnation remix https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56-SiB5bJHs With Skyla. I guess I have my Ampharos with me.
We're probably hanging out at a mall, with Skyla dragging me around a bunch of clothes stores trying stuff on. Completely okay with this.
Lyrics:
>"Your affection Your affection Taking pride from fear >Past will tell you when to make yourself a hero" Umm. Stumped.
Anonymous
>>18632203 ...that did not occur to me.
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>>18632203 >>18632025 >>18632248 Oh I forgot a pokeyman.
Uhh...
My Drifblim, she'd love clubs/parties, being a balloon and all. Plus with
Minimize she can make herself scarce when shit starts poppin' off.
This is a good date.
This was a good idea.
Anonymous
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I am okay with this.
EWF - September
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmwGXIkBsLw Probably a night on the town. Hilariously enough, my main 3 Pokemon are Heatran, Aggron, and Thundurus.
>Remember, the true love we share today I guess it means it worked out?
Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE
>>18632078 Dethklok!
It's been forevers.
Still, the song is kind of about drowning and becoming one with the sea creatures. Which is cool and everything, but it makes me think a little more "occult water ritual" than "beach date"
Anonymous
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>>18632305 Yyyyyyeeeeeeaaaahhh...
I guess the date won't really end well.
Anonymous
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>>18632025 1000 hours in mspaint
Anonymous
Poke? Farfetch'd Song? Lil B - New York Subway We'd have a nice time in a coffee shop in NY during the wintertime. We'd have to catch this train though. Later on we'd fire up this SEGA Genesis. What's this? Farfetch'd is a male. Goddamn. He's just a pretty bitch. We use double team on all the bitches and it's super effective. Basedworld4lyfe.
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>>18614991 >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey6ugTmCYMk ...
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I get friendzoned at best. It's more likely that I will be left with no options other than suicide.
I won't even bother to name my date because she, like any other reasonable person, will steadfastly deny any part in the atrocious comedy of errors that will forever mar this day.
Actually, I take back what I said earlier. Absolute best case is for a Gyarados to put me out of my misery three minutes in.
Anonymous
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>music: Zeppeli the Eccentric >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feBSsf3MHzE >date: pic related We have a very fun time in town, but we're always rushing to not miss anything
Her Piplup and my Greninja are also getting along well, since they're both Water types
By the end of the day we're both simply exhausted, but willing to have a second date soon
>nailedit.jpg Anonymous
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>tfw I can't remember what the last song I listened to was
Anonymous
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Goodnight, Irene by Tom Waits man, this date's screwed from the get-go, can't even bother with it.
Anonymous
>>18614991 I last listened to "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" by The Bloodhound Gang and my favorite character is Misty.
I'm pretty fucking stoked.
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>>18616532 >>18619672 >>18625341 >>18631586 >>18632480 Pokephilliacs
not that there is anything wrong with that Anonymous
Anonymous
>>18634626 So are you going to batter dip your cranny ax in her gut locker?
Anonymous
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>>18634743 I'm going to pressure wash my quiver bone in her bitch wrinkle
Paco Seago (3110-4917-0750) Grass:Ivysaur, Oddish, and Gogoat
Paco Seago (3110-4917-0750) Grass:Ivysaur, Oddish, and Gogoat Wed 26 Mar 2014 01:58:08 No. 18634894 Report Quoted By:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsgyVkT5GW4&feature=kp Best girl:
Jasmine Me and my Klefki are with her and her Steelix and we are just walking on the beach, singing those fake words during it before we both realize that it is completely stupid. Then we finish off by looking at the ocean from the top of the lighthouse.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7goifK_2qY http://www.rainymood.com/ http://endlessvideo.com/watch?v=DIx3aMRDUL4 It's raining outside, so there go our plans for dinner. But it's no problem. Sitting by the fireplace and snuggling on the couch is fine. We can hear the pitter patter on the windows, it's cozy to hear it against the window, with the music and the fire going on. It gets late, but we both decide to sleep there instead, so we don't kill the mood.
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>Komm Susser Todd Welp. >developed huge crush on Serena >after several months of fawning over her being "the one" I ask her out to Le Wow >she accepts >nervous as fuck, bring my Garbador for good luck >she brings her Clefable >"Oh a-anon. Uhh that's a...cute...Pokemon you have there. I just love that uh stench." >"Y-you too" >awkward silence ensues >FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK >quickly think of a question to break the ice >sowhatareyouropinionsongaymarriage >"I'm sorry what?" >whatareyouropinionsongaymarriage >"o-oh I think it's good" >she wants the D >waiter comes >she orders something super fancy in French with a perfect accent >SHIT I HAVE TO BEAT THAT >"u-uh do you have Spaghetti-O's?" >food comes >suddenly feel sick half way through meal >suddenly let out a huge burp >Garbador thinks we're in a Pokemon battle now >uses his own Belch on her Clefable, KO-ing her >Serena screams and storms out, carrying her Clefable >I know I let her down >I've been a fool to myself >I thought that I could live for no one else >this date kept tumbling down >tumbling down >tumbling down
Anonymous
>Komm Susser Todd Welp.>developed huge crush on Serena >after several months of fawning over her being "the one" I ask her out to Le Wow >she accepts >nervous as fuck, bring my Garbador for good luck >she brings her Clefable >"Oh a-anon. Uhh that's a...cute...Pokemon you have there. I just love that uh stench." >"Y-you too" >awkward silence ensues >FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK >quickly think of a question to break the ice >sowhatareyouropinionsongaymarriage >"I'm sorry what?" >whatareyouropinionsongaymarriage >"o-oh I think it's good" >she wants the D >waiter comes >she orders something super fancy in French with a perfect accent >SHIT I HAVE TO BEAT THAT >"u-uh do you have Spaghetti-O's?" >food comes >suddenly feel sick half way through meal >stand up to try to go to the restroom >spill my Spaghetti-O's >try to stuff the spilled food in my pockets >forget my pockets were cut open >Spaghetti-O's fall out of my pocket >let out a huge burp and a fart with an otherworldly intensity equal to that of Archangel Gabriel blowing into his trumpet to signal the end of humanity >room goes completely silent at the deadly combination >Garbador thinks we're in a Pokemon battle now >uses his own Belch on her Clefable, KO-ing her >Serena screams and storms out, carrying her Clefable >I know I let her down >I've been a fool to myself >I thought that I could live for no one else >this date kept tumbling down >tumbling down >tumbling down Th-thanks /v/.
Anonymous
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>>18635366 >>"u-uh do you have Spaghetti-O's?" Kek
leon Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE
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>>18635366 "Come Sweet Death" sounds about right. I would not blame you for running into traffic afterwards.
W3 2106-0057-4383 (Autismo, the Joey Wheeler Leader) !w/3CosbyQ6
W3 2106-0057-4383 (Autismo, the Joey Wheeler Leader) !w/3CosbyQ6 Wed 26 Mar 2014 03:05:32 No. 18635811 Report Quoted By:
I can guarantee with 100% that I have the absolute worst song possible for this. Fuck me, I'm sorry, my sweet ;__;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tVTEyuCKn4 Anonymous
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D-does this count as a song, it was in my music playlist:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLWP1z1aTgc Date: gold
Poke: Typhlosion
O-oh my...
Anonymous
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>G Bonson - Yeah Yeah (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klTlJ1Wd3Oo ) Me and my Murkrow on a date with Jasmine, accompanied by her
Steelix It's a pretty upbeat song, so I imagine it would be a ballroom sorta date. A quick light dinner, maybe, before we head out on the dance floor. The music brings out a side of Jasmine not many have seen; she comes out of her shell a little and really starts to get into the swing of the music and enjoy herself. As the night goes on we take the center of the dance floor, our feverish dancing drawing the attention of the crowd as they cheer on the night's most popular couple.
Then she bumps into a table, pressing the pokeball at her hip, and releases her Steelix. We are hastily escorted outside and fined heavily for property damage and disturbing the peace. Anonymous
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my song is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piyZBoHaHDI and the video related is essential exactly how my date would go...except at the end, my medicham would be playing 1 on 1 with jesus.
Anonymous
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qM3on9H8oE Excellent a exotic escape ending in erotic escapades. Fund it.
Anonymous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuSSXOQ-1bI >Stains of Time >Pangoro IT'S RAINING AND PANGORO WANTS TO PUNCH ME IN THE FUCKING FACE HELP
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So me and Cilan go on a date... the theme? Booty Bounce (GTA mix). We have fun all night long at a dance club, getting to know each other. I've warned him several times to slow down on the jello shots at this point, but the man loves to party. The drinker he gets, the more feminine his movements become.. until eventually he's twerking at the center of the dance floor.
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'Prayers' - In This Moment Date with Brawly or Lt.Surge, couldn't decide. He is obviously upset and angst ridden and everything of course goes wrong and I have a terrible night. Lyrics: 'Take my hand, show me the way, and never bring me back here.' - this is what he says at the end of the date.
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>>18614991 >http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6gASIf6h5k horrible, the name of the thing already killed it. I had no time to say goodbye
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6o-eBHbpAA I'd do something pretty lame like just fly around on the back my Togekiss.
Gotta be at night for them city night lights.
Anonymous
drawly !!9VarzkHemJ3
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTFwQP86BRs We both know what we want.
Our Pokemon, her Gastly and my Slurpuff play outside.
We sit, holding hands watching Ringu, because we're spooky and filthy weeaboos.
She loves horror movies.
But she loves me more.
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then we fuck, the end.
Thoughtless celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5
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>the last song you listened to is now the background music for a date with your favorite Pokemon character Tyrinitar
duke nukem 2- dukin it out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QnkpyuaCAw Great, we rip the town a new one.
Thoughtless celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5