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Trying to win a grill over with Pokemon?

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 18:47:31 No.18974493 View View Reply Original Report

So people actually try this? I see threads about it and it seems silly, but I want to know if anyone actually did this.

Not trying this or anything, but it sounded like it would have some good stories.

Crash and burn or success SHARE PLS

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 18:50:15 No.18974514 Report

Quoted By: >>18974530

I never tried. I actually never tried to win a grill because I'm to pussy for that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 18:52:27 No.18974530 Report

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>>18974514
I'll count this as a "Crash and burn" situation.

Nut up son. Hit the gym if your ass out of shape. You gotta work for that pussy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 18:54:38 No.18974555 Report

Quoted By: >>18974566

I showed my power level once on a first date, she though Pokémon was dumb so I ditched the ho

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Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 18:55:22 No.18974561 Report

Quoted By: >>18974588 >>18974603

>>18974493
Girls make my dick go limp. How can I remedy this situation?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 18:55:37 No.18974566 Report

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>>18974555
confirmed for correct decision

Its just a fucking videogame jesus. Why are people so weird about it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 18:57:15 No.18974588 Report

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>>18974561
>become a caterpie
>Reach lvl 7
>Evolve

You can figure out the rest

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 18:58:26 No.18974603 Report

Quoted By: >>18974633

>>18974561
Try to win over another guy, obviously.

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Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 19:01:32 No.18974633 Report

Quoted By: >>18974638

>>18974603
Hey anon do you like pokemon? If so do you want some fuck?

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Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 19:02:16 No.18974638 Report

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>>18974633
Oh gosh!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 19:26:22 No.18974896 Report

Quoted By: >>18974905

>>18974493
Uh, no, that doesn't work unless the grill you speak of is a whalish sperglord.

Seriously, who tries to win a girl over with anything other than charm or money? Or MAYBE just being a nice guy? Cuz that's the only way that works

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 19:27:43 No.18974905 Report

Quoted By: >>18975026

>>18974896
I had never heard an actual success story from any of these spergs who try to win a girl over with a shiny.

Just curious if any of their autism paid off

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 19:40:12 No.18975026 Report

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>>18974905
I gave my girlfriend a shiny Abra I caught in FS a few months ago. Abra is her third favorite.

She really didn't even care that much, she likes her Feraligatr better. I shoulda kept that shit to myself.

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Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 19:40:54 No.18975037 Report

Quoted By: >>18975117 >>18975266 >>18975325 >>18975328 >>18975646

Sort of a crash and burn
>strolling around college and decide to stick 3DS in bag to get some streetpasses
>usually get about 3 a day from getting train so can't complain
>after say go to check streetpass and see girl on never passed before
>says she was recently playing pokemon
>not bad
>next day repeat process and she appears again
>carries on for over a week
>suddenly see 7/10 girl playing 3DS
>don't want to walk up to her and seem weird if it isn't her
>feel like it would be a wasted opportunity
>crash and burn from anxiety
>20 minutes later sitting under tree playing pokemon to rid regret
>catch corner of my eye her walking by and spotting me
>feel the spaghetti coming
>she walks over and try to keep it cool
>"This is sort of a weird question, but are you anon?"
>pretend not to notice
>she casts her shadow and tries to wave my attention
>can't think of anything to say and begin to sign language out of nowhere
>she looks surprised and pulls out a notepad and pen
>tries to talk to me through that
>i've been pretending to be deaf around her for almost 2 months now
>can't think to literally tell her without looking even more stupid and lying to her

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 19:44:36 No.18975087 Report

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maybe if she's like 15

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 19:46:33 No.18975117 Report

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>>18975037
that's pretty funny.
and you missed your change or you have to say something like "wait I know! I use my rusty hearing ear as an actual ear."

I'm bad at this...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 20:02:14 No.18975266 Report

Quoted By: >>18975490

>>18975037
This can't be true...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 20:11:37 No.18975325 Report

Quoted By: >>18975490

>>18975037
Must be fake, how can you fuck up this bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 20:12:20 No.18975328 Report

Quoted By: >>18975490

>>18975037
just tell her the true that you are a shy fucktard
50% she will laugh and think you are cute
50% she thinks you are a faggot

do it

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Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 20:28:48 No.18975490 Report

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>>18975266
>>18975325
Considering I can actually do sign language probably doesn't help. I've only seen her about five times since then but they haven't been that long.
>>18975328
Guess so, i'm already a faggot so its not like the news would surprise me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Apr 2014 20:40:01 No.18975646 Report

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>>18975037
Dude just one day start talking and act like its normal.
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