>Meanwhile, at the Game Freak headquarters...
>Nameless grunt is going over online play records
>"Oh shit, look at this Mr. Masuda, Xerneas might actually be better than Kyogre! What do we do?"
>"Tell the guys working on the Ruby and Sapphire remakes to shove in Mega Evolutions for Kyogre and Groudon. I bet he fans will eat that shit up, too."