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Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 00:35:06 No.19371058 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>19371169 >>19371630

Yo mamma so ugly, darkrai has nightmares about her

Yo mamma so fat, her heavy slam OHKO'es Groudon

Go on fellow autists

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 00:38:38 No.19371095 Report

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yo mamma so ugly she needs to git gud

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 00:40:37 No.19371130 Report

Quoted By: >>19371149 >>19371630

You mama so fat, she went swimming in Orre and it turned into Hoenn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 00:42:22 No.19371149 Report

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>>19371130
Shouldn't that be the other way around?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 00:42:22 No.19371150 Report

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yo mamma's so stupid, she gives an Assault vest to smeargle

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 00:43:40 No.19371161 Report

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Yo mamma so fat she has both Truant and Slow Start as an ability.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 00:44:15 No.19371169 Report

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>>19371058
Yo mama is so Ugly, Cresselia won't cure her nightmares!

Yo mama is so stupid, she took a test with Alakazam as her calculator, and she still failed!

Yo mama is so ugly, even Gardevoir won't be loyal to her!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 00:45:17 No.19371183 Report

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Yo mamma's so easy, even Ash Ketchum can catch her

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 00:45:54 No.19371197 Report

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your mom is so fat, they use her to create pokedex entries

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 00:46:51 No.19371206 Report

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Yo mamma so fat, she and Snorlax get along very well

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 00:47:34 No.19371217 Report

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Yo mama is so fat, not even Trick Room helps her outspeed even the SLOWEST Pokemon!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 00:49:44 No.19371238 Report

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Yo mama's so slow she can't cook Minute Rice, lookin' ass nigga

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 00:50:25 No.19371241 Report

Quoted By: >>19371368 >>19371630

Yo mama so ugly, when she smile they opposing pokemon's speed harshly fell!

Yo mama so loose she sat on an avalugg and hit the ground

Yo mama so fat when she falls over absol shows up

Yo mama so skinny marowak keeps trying to carry her around

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 00:52:14 No.19371267 Report

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Yo mama's so dumb. She created a thread ofr yo mamma jokes, and is very retarded for doing so.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 00:52:35 No.19371269 Report

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Yo mama is so stupid, she can't tell the difference between a Pokemon and a SHINY Pokemon!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 00:56:26 No.19371311 Report

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Yo mama so dirty muk be holding his breath around her

Yo mama so old Agatha threw a pokeball at her

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 00:56:36 No.19371312 Report

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Yo momma so fat her Splash does damage.
Yo momma so fat her Heavy Slam OHKO's a Heavy Metal Aggron.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 00:57:44 No.19371326 Report

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Yo mama so black she makes Jinx look purple in comparison.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 00:57:58 No.19371332 Report

Quoted By: >>19371630

Yo mama's so fat, Low Kick hits her twice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 00:58:48 No.19371338 Report

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Yo mama so dumb, she thinks all pokemon are pikachu.
And then pikachu is "that yellow mouse thing"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 01:00:48 No.19371364 Report

Quoted By: >>19373677

Yo mamma so ugly it makes female Goodras wish they were male.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 01:01:07 No.19371368 Report

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>>19371241
>Yo mama so ugly, when she smile they opposing pokemon's speed harshly fell!

Admittedly, I lost my shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 01:01:12 No.19371370 Report

Quoted By: >>19371630

You mama teeth so yellow, when she bite down on a sun stone sunflora come poppin outta her mouth

Yo mama so dumb, slowbro be like "bitch u stupid"

Yo mama pussy so nasty, when she douches suicune gags

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 01:03:30 No.19371396 Report

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Yo momma's so fat she resist both ice and fire damage

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 01:03:31 No.19371397 Report

Quoted By: >>19371630

Yo mama so fat Groudon tried fighting her.

Yo mama so ugly not even Brock would hit that.

Yo mama so fat her Start moves are Earthquake, Fissure and Bulldoze.

Yo mama's ability? Thick Fat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 01:03:51 No.19371407 Report

Quoted By: >>19371630

Yo mama so ugly, she gives Darkrai nightmares.

Yo mama so ugly she don't even need to buy repel.

Yo mama so ugly she walks through Zubat cave walks through with no encounters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 01:04:36 No.19371421 Report

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Yo mama's so horrid, she's only talked about when someone uses confide!

Sandora {IGN: Alex [0147-0019-9636]}

Sandora {IGN: Alex [0147-0019-9636]} Tue 27 May 2014 01:05:59 No.19371439 Report

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yo mama's so fat she ohkos herself with belly drum

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 01:06:24 No.19371445 Report

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Yo mamma so stupid she ran a choice band chansey.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 01:07:02 No.19371455 Report

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yo mama so dumb, when she started talking even slowpoke was like,
'......damn son'
>captcha smalamenc

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 01:09:41 No.19371493 Report

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Yo mama's so black, Game Freak attempted to turn her purple

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 01:10:54 No.19371508 Report

Quoted By: >>19371630

Yo mamma so ugly her sweet kiss is a OHKO move

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 01:12:44 No.19371527 Report

Quoted By: >>19371630

Yo mama so fat, she picks up Leftovers 99% of the time

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 01:13:23 No.19371533 Report

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LOL

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 01:15:23 No.19371567 Report

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Yo mama's so fat, her only decent move is Body Slam

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 01:15:31 No.19371569 Report

Quoted By: >>19371630

Yo momma so ugly, she is the reason the Regis went blink

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 01:15:40 No.19371570 Report

Quoted By: >>19371592 >>19371626

I was curious how to get Heavy Slam to OHKO Groudon.

First, for max damage vs Groudon, the person in question would have to weigh in at 10472 pounds, since Heavy Slam reaches max damage (120 bp) when the user is 5 times as heavy as the target (Groudon weighs 2094.4 pounds).

Next, let's try the damage calc with the naturally lowest defenses for Groudon.
>252+ Atk Choice Band Miltank Heavy Slam (120 BP) vs. 0 HP / 0- Def Groudon: 143-169 (46.1 - 54.5%) -- 59% chance to 2HKO

Well that won't do.

Let's try 188 base attack.
>252+ Atk Choice Band Miltank Heavy Slam (120 BP) vs. 0 HP / 0- Def Groudon: 263-310 (84.8 - 100%) -- 6.3% chance to OHKO

Once more with 231 base attack.
>252+ Atk Choice Band Miltank Body Slam vs. 0 HP / 0- Def Groudon: 311-366 (100.3 - 118%) -- guaranteed OHKO

And there we have it, Yo Mama for ubers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 01:17:13 No.19371592 Report

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>>19371570
>Miltank
Lost.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 01:19:40 No.19371626 Report

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>>19371570
>body slam

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 01:19:41 No.19371630 Report

Quoted By: >>19371749 >>19373193

>>19371058
>Yo mamma so ugly, darkrai has nightmares about her
>>19371130
>You mama so fat, she went swimming in Orre and it turned into Hoenn.
>>19371241
>Yo mama so loose she sat on an avalugg and hit the ground
>Yo mama so fat when she falls over absol shows up
>>19371332
>Yo mama's so fat, Low Kick hits her twice.
>>19371370
>You mama teeth so yellow, when she bite down on a sun stone sunflora come poppin outta her mouth
>Yo mama so dumb, slowbro be like "bitch u stupid"
>Yo mama pussy so nasty, when she douches suicune gags
>>19371397
>Yo mama so fat Groudon tried fighting her.
>Yo mama so fat her Start moves are Earthquake, Fissure and Bulldoze.
>>19371407
>Yo mama so ugly she don't even need to buy repel.
>>19371508
>Yo mamma so ugly her sweet kiss is a OHKO move
>>19371527
>Yo mama so fat, she picks up Leftovers 99% of the time
>>19371569
>Yo momma so ugly, she is the reason the Regis went blink

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 01:22:45 No.19371664 Report

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Yo momma so stupid, the move tutors charge 9999 shards to teach her any move

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 01:23:48 No.19371674 Report

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Yo mama's so slutty her sex life puts a breeder's ditto to shame.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 01:25:10 No.19371690 Report

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Yo momma's so fat she resists ice and fire moves

Yo momma's so old and fat Regigigas moved her

Yo momma's so old I brought to the pewter city museum and got a kabuto

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 01:25:27 No.19371694 Report

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>>19371626
woops, I was using a 120 bp steel typed body slam since I couldn't change the weight of pokemon or the bp of heavy slam in showdown's calculator.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 01:26:24 No.19371708 Report

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Yo momma so ugly she made Regigigas use Extremespeed

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 01:29:52 No.19371742 Report

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Your mother is such a whore that Cloyster's design is based off of her vagina

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 01:30:43 No.19371749 Report

Quoted By: >>19371770 >>19371795

>>19371630
>implying they're rappers

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 01:32:17 No.19371770 Report

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>>19371749
>Implying implication were implied

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 01:34:32 No.19371795 Report

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>>19371749
>implying they can't spit supahot fire regardless

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 01:35:09 No.19371800 Report

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Yo mama so ugly when Shedinja sees her it loses its spirit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 01:48:20 No.19371951 Report

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Yo mama so stupid, she runs life orb shedinja

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 01:54:44 No.19372041 Report

Quoted By: >>19372100 >>19372129 >>19375261 >>19376790

Yo mama so nasty, when she farts an Entei is born.

Yo mama so fat, Phantom Force can't hit through her.

Yo mama so fat her Ability summons Gravity.

Yo mama so stupid Mind Reader makes the next move miss.

Yo mama so fat when she sings you faint in three turns.

Yo mama so fat she caught the Regis with just a Relicanth.

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Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 01:59:28 No.19372100 Report

Quoted By: >>19372136

>>19372041
>my mom is so fat she knows perish song

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 02:01:09 No.19372129 Report

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>>19372041
>Yo mama so fat she caught the Regis with just a Relicanth.
genius

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 02:01:25 No.19372136 Report

Quoted By: >>19372156

>>19372100
It's not over until...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 02:02:19 No.19372156 Report

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>>19372136
ooooooohh shiiieet

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 02:10:30 No.19372298 Report

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Yo moma so fat that Duskull cannot go through her

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 02:42:26 No.19372769 Report

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yo momma's so slutty, she filled by herself the STD pokedex

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 03:18:00 No.19373193 Report

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>>19371630
>Yo mama so fat her Start moves are Earthquake, Fissure and Bulldoze.
>Yo mamma so ugly her sweet kiss is a OHKO move
Yo mamma is pretty stronk

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 03:45:40 No.19373548 Report

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Yo mamma's so fat that even Mega Gengar cant Shadow Tag her.

The Cancer

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The Cancer Tue 27 May 2014 03:55:03 No.19373677 Report

Quoted By: >>19373790

>>19371364
Nigga are you implying Goodra aren't sexy?

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Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 04:03:20 No.19373790 Report

Quoted By: >>19373903

>>19373677
They aren't sexy at all unless you're a furfag/autist.. It's a fucking dragon. A normal person wouldn't find it attractive at all.

The Cancer

The Cancer Tue 27 May 2014 04:13:43 No.19373903 Report

Quoted By: >>19374008 >>19374038

>>19373790
Well understand where you are. I'm sure most of the posters are furries, not specifically the steam erp furfag kind but jacking it to stuff from /b/ox threads every so often. Goodra is more of a goo girl fetish anyway, it has no hair just goo. feels good

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 04:16:02 No.19373925 Report

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Yo mamma's so fat that a Heavy Ball never fails to catch her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 04:22:59 No.19374008 Report

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>>19373903
>goo girl fetish

There's your problem. You're associating anything goo related, and then saying it's a goo girl. Say if Machamp was made of goo? You'd probably associate it with goo girls. Got news for you buddy, It's not a goo girl. Goodra isn't goo girl oriented at all, and as a goo girl connoisseur, I'm not remotely attracted to it at all. It's a big, fat, sloppy Ampharos/Dragonite/Flygon that is shaped like a phallus. I have a hard time picturing it as female-only.

Once again, Goodra is not a goo girl, nor is it the material for one (unless it's anthro). Goodra is more "multi-purpose" fetish oriented. Goo Girl isn't really part of it unless it is forced (anthro).

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Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 04:25:30 No.19374038 Report

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>>19373903
Forgot to add:
Have a REAL goo girl. She's much, much better than that fat, phallic dragon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 06:03:13 No.19375261 Report

Quoted By: >>19376790

>>19372041

I think I get the Relicanth one...someone care to explain to me anyway? Does it have to do with using Wailord to getting to the Regis? Sorry,I'm a slow motherfucker."

Also, yo mamma so fat, she makes Indian Elephants look like newborn Phanpy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 10:37:49 No.19376746 Report

Quoted By: >>19376790

>>19371217
So ... she's incredibly fast, is what you're saying?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 10:46:17 No.19376790 Report

Quoted By: >>19381503

>>19375261
You almost got it. To get the Regis, you need a Relicanth and a Wailord. Well, yo mama need no Wailord.
>>19376746
She's so fat (read slow) that TR won't work on her.
>>19372041
Most were genius, especially Mind reader and Gravity. I don't get the Entei one (volcano farts? iss that what you're saying?) and the Perish song one (???)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 17:57:30 No.19379532 Report

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Yo mamma so fat she's immune to Seismic Toss.

Yo mamma so fat that eve n with uninvested HP EV and IVs, Talonflame OHKO's itself if it Brave Bird's her.

Yo mamma so ugly it can turn Onix into stone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 18:12:51 No.19379665 Report

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your mums so fat you need two pokeflutes to wake her up

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 18:25:08 No.19379799 Report

Quoted By: >>19380828

Yo mamma so fat Fire and Ice moves only do 25% damage

Yo mamma so fat her Air Balloon pops before she gets hit

Yo mamma so fat Leftovers only lasts for one turn

When yo mamma used Belch she OHKO'd my Steelix

Yo mamma so fat her Bite is a priority move

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 19:58:07 No.19380691 Report

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Yo mamma so fat Low kick is instakill
Yo mamma so fat Fissue is 100% accurate
Yo mamma so fat not even groudon and wailord can outsize her
Yo mamma so ugly it makes Flareon learn more moves
Yo mamma so fat she always gets Magnitude 10

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 20:15:35 No.19380828 Report

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>>19379799
100% genius, all of it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 20:18:36 No.19380851 Report

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Yo mamma so useless, her BST is negative

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 20:26:21 No.19380941 Report

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Your mother is so fat that her body slam has a 100 percent chance of paralysis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 20:29:19 No.19381003 Report

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Yo mamma so easy she can breed with any pokemon, including legendaries and baby pokemon.

Yo mamma so fat her attacks gain +2 priority in Trick Room.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 21:18:32 No.19381503 Report

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>>19376790
I think it's a play on "It's not over until the fat lady sings."

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 May 2014 22:44:05 No.19382287 Report

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Yo mamma so fat it takes more than one Heavy Ball to contain her.

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