HOW ARE ALL YOU LITTLE HULKAMANIACS DOIN' OUT THERE?! YOU'VE COME TO SHOWDERP, THE ONLY PLACE ON THE INTERNET WHERE YOU CAN WATCH GROWN MEN USE SPECS WEEDLES AND METRONOME CLEFABLES TO BATTLE POKEMON AGAINST STUPID CHILDREN WITH COPYPASTE SMOGON SETS.

I GO OUT THERE ON THE 4CHANS, MAN, AND PEOPLE ASK ME, "HULKSTER, WHAT'S THIS SHOWDERP THING ALL ABOUT?" WELL LEMME TELL YOU, BROTHER. ONE HULKAMANIAC CALLS CHAMP, AND THE NEXT SIX HULKAMANIACS TO SUGGEST POKEMON GIVE CHAMP HIS TEAM. CHAMP THEN PUTS IT ALL ON THE LINE, ON THE BIGGEST STAGE OF THEM ALL, POKEMON SHOWDOWN.

WIN OR LOSE, CHAMP BATTLES ON. HE BATTLES ON, BROTHER, UNTIL HE CALLS FOR A NEW TEAM OR A NEW CHAMP. ANOTHER HULKAMANIAC STEPS UP TO TAKE HIS PLACE, AND THE BATTLE KEEPS GOING.

GET READY, SMOGON, BECAUSE HULKAMANIA IS ABOUT TO RUN WILD ON YOU!

MUSIC FOR REAL AMERICANS: plug.dj/showderp-1/
THE BEST OF THE BEST: http://pastebin.com/0bYpM0at
CURRENT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP: functor !ZlXtRCUTJI
CURRENT TITLE BOUT: http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-128145942