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Anonymous Thu 03 Jul 2014 23:33:12 No.19856092 View View Reply Original Report

Think of a Pokèmon

No, not that one, faggot

Got the right one?

Alright, you have chosen that pokemon to rob a bank with. Police will be there in 10 minutes!

How successful are you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Jul 2014 23:34:03 No.19856099 Report

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>>19856092
>Eevee
>Police catch us
>Baby Doll Eyes
Got off scott free.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Jul 2014 23:35:44 No.19856114 Report

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>>19856092
Heliolisk
Police arive
Flash
Run like hell

Jake the Tank !!ZFBCihApx73

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Jake the Tank !!ZFBCihApx73 Thu 03 Jul 2014 23:39:59 No.19856158 Report

Quoted By: >>19857803

>Typhlosion
>Assault vest
>Me and her have Colt Model 733s
>its basically the street shootout from heat

I guess it goes somewhat good, I get shot and she carries me off

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Jul 2014 23:40:38 No.19856169 Report

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Meowth
>no kidding

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Jul 2014 23:40:45 No.19856171 Report

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>Jirachi
>I wish I had that banks money
>I wish I had a getaway vehicle

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Jul 2014 23:42:18 No.19856181 Report

Quoted By:

>>19856092

>Feebas

Fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Jul 2014 23:42:46 No.19856187 Report

Quoted By:

>>19856092
>Chesnaught
>Bulletproof

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Jul 2014 23:43:24 No.19856193 Report

Quoted By: >>19856242

>Cacturne
Depends on prep time I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Jul 2014 23:44:30 No.19856200 Report

Quoted By:

>>19856092
Accelgor

In and out in 5 seconds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Jul 2014 23:45:42 No.19856209 Report

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>Lucario
>Uses Earthquake

I win.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Jul 2014 23:46:10 No.19856216 Report

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>>19856092
Dazzling Gleams get me dazzling things.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 03 Jul 2014 23:47:53 No.19856234 Report

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Steelix, MILLIONS ARE DEAD!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Jul 2014 23:49:02 No.19856242 Report

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>>19856193

Step one: Sandstorm
Step two: DON'T INGRAIN
Step three: GTFO

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 03 Jul 2014 23:49:03 No.19856244 Report

Quoted By: >>19856556 >>19876236

>Aggron

>Ram through the bank, bellowing like a train.
>Jump off his back, scoop up a bunch of money n' stuff.
>Oh fuck he didn't stop!
>Frantically run after him through his rampage trail, yelling at him to not leave me behind.
>These duffle bags are fuckin heavy.
>Follow him through the park, find him.
>Nevermind it's just another Aggron putting trees back in their spots since this was his territory.
>Never name a pokemon after a kaiju ever again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Jul 2014 23:49:24 No.19856249 Report

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>Flygon

STAB Earthquake, fuck the police.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Jul 2014 23:52:29 No.19856283 Report

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>zoroark
>make a Nasty Plot to to a careful, yet sucessful bank ro, it includes kidnapping the bank manager and every little aspects of the bank, as turn changes, escape routes and everything.
>Illusion to copy the manager's appearance, or whoever is needed
>use Thief for obvious reasons
>leave without anyone ever suspecting

I wouldn't need to shit, but would stay inside the bank the whole time, as a normal customer, just for him to feel safe and confident that his master is there with him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Jul 2014 23:58:29 No.19856337 Report

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>>19856092
>Wigglytuff
>Police arrive
>Sing

Everyone falls asleep, Wigglytuff use wakeup slap on me, we run away.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 00:00:52 No.19856354 Report

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>hawlucha

>set off fire alarm so everyone evacuates the building
>suplex the bank to a secret location
>grab all the valuables at our leisure then fly into the sunset.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 00:02:35 No.19856374 Report

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>Step 1.
Grand-stand in and Thunderwave everyone excessively.
>Step 2.
Fry the security and safe-locking systems.
>Step 3.
Hastily pack away as much non-fiat stuff as possible.
>Step 4.
Escape a la Raging Aquaman to the nearest shoreline.
>Step 5.
Start up an ocean-based cartel somewhere in Central/South America.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 00:06:05 No.19856412 Report

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>Claydol
>Police Arrive
>Use Sandstorm to distract the Police
>Use Teleport to teleport itself, me, and the loot away to safely

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 00:15:14 No.19856537 Report

Quoted By: >>19858755

>Metagross
>Smashes through any walls necessary
>Carries our loot on his back
>Still can carry me as we make our escape because stronk
>Immensely smart so we're never discovered

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 00:16:32 No.19856556 Report

Quoted By:

>>19856244
>bellowing like a train

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 00:16:54 No.19856560 Report

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Bronzor.

I guess I could use it as a shield, and maybe knock people out with it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 00:18:52 No.19856577 Report

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>Porygon-Z
>Have it hack the ATMs
>MONEY FOR DAYS
>Watch_dogs my ass out of there

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 00:20:12 No.19856590 Report

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>>19856092
I won't go down without taking one of them down!
For a few seconds or minutes. Because I doubt Joltik is much more powerful than a regular taser.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 00:21:37 No.19856611 Report

Quoted By: >>19856623

>Grab as much money as possible
>Fly away at high speed
>Have her return for me
>If the police are there then just mist ball everything
>Fly away

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 00:23:04 No.19856623 Report

Quoted By:

>>19856611
Forgot pic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 00:27:20 No.19856663 Report

Quoted By:

>Tyranitar
>fucking sand everywhere
>rocks breaking everything
>collect cash and run

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 00:31:50 No.19856704 Report

Quoted By: >>19891100

>Krookodile
>Krook
We're pretty damn successful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 00:34:28 No.19856736 Report

Quoted By: >>19856877

>>19856092
Got Voltorb. Literally the worst thing to rob a bank with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 00:36:45 No.19856763 Report

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>Jirachi

I wish for the money at a safe distance. Mission accomplished.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 00:37:32 No.19856768 Report

Quoted By:

>Arcanine
>Get away using extreme speed because Anime rules apply

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 00:47:01 No.19856877 Report

Quoted By: >>19862521 >>19885106 >>19885129

>>19856736
Not necessarily as long as you can think of a proper plan involving a bomb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 00:49:47 No.19856907 Report

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>Volcarona

As long as the police doesn't have a fucking Charizard or smogonbird it should be able to use bug buzz to distract the guards, sweep the bank vaults and fiery dance my ass out of there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 00:55:42 No.19856959 Report

Quoted By: >>19859562

>Shiftry
>comes up with a Nasty Plot
>Bides its time
>times an Explosion
>suddenly has Amnesia in case of questioning

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 00:55:44 No.19856960 Report

Quoted By: >>19856967 >>19859015

>Snorlax

With leftovers I'll be fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 00:56:46 No.19856967 Report

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>>19856960
>Abra

Teleports in, Teleport out, nice and clean.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 01:00:16 No.19856997 Report

Quoted By: >>19857018

Flareon.

Shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 01:02:11 No.19857018 Report

Quoted By:

>>19856997
be creative anon! flareon could melt steel while everyone laughs at and says it has no moves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 01:03:44 No.19857055 Report

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>Celebi

We'll just go back in time to avoid the cops.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 01:09:54 No.19857130 Report

Quoted By: >>19857395

>Galvantula

Climbing all up on the ceiling and shit, shorting the electrical systems, plus sticky webs to slow down the cops. No problem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 01:36:35 No.19857395 Report

Quoted By: >>19858755

>>19857130
Metagross

Tank in
take shit
tank out

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 02:05:22 No.19857690 Report

Quoted By: >>19857795

>>19856092
Eevee
>no not that one faggot
Okay.. Steelix then
>Bank Robbery
GG BANK

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 02:14:09 No.19857778 Report

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>>19856092
>Abra
>Not that one.
>Alakazham Cause fuck you that's why
Well, nobody saw me, err us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 02:16:28 No.19857795 Report

Quoted By:

>>19857690
Espurr
Austismon and I will probably succeed

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 02:17:09 No.19857803 Report

Quoted By: >>19857841

>>19856158
>jake the tank
>her

maximum bait.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 02:20:06 No.19857829 Report

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>Goodra

>police show up
>Goodra waddles up to meet them like an idiot
>I make my escape as the police gang-rape him

Alright/10

Jake the Tank !!ZFBCihApx73

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Jake the Tank !!ZFBCihApx73 Fri 04 Jul 2014 02:20:55 No.19857841 Report

Quoted By:

>>19857803
I
what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 02:25:13 No.19857886 Report

Quoted By:

Steelix.

I win motherfucker

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 02:30:23 No.19857930 Report

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Zapdos

Well, I gotta do is get on its back and fly away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 02:34:35 No.19857987 Report

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>Tropius

Distract everyone with bannanas, fly away.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 02:38:18 No.19858020 Report

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>Porygon-Z
Oh shit, its like Watch_Dogs all over again! Quick! Hack into their GPS!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 02:39:40 No.19858029 Report

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> Miltank used Rollout

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 02:40:12 No.19858036 Report

Quoted By: >>19861598

>Pic related
>Rip open vault
>Fling shit everywhere
>Cops show up
>Stop Bullets mid air
>Crush them with their own cars

I think I'm good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 02:49:31 No.19858139 Report

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Shit son, Gengar and I just robbed a bank.

It wasn't even hard. He put everyone to sleep, he grabbed all the money...I put the money in my giant Meowth robot, then we went home.

After the cost of a giant Meowth robot...I almost broke even.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 03:07:57 No.19858384 Report

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We're going to need longer than 10 minutes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 03:11:06 No.19858425 Report

Quoted By:

>Talonflame
In and out before the police can even mobilize thanks to dat priority. Anyone who follows us gets roasted. Successful heist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 03:13:02 No.19858449 Report

Quoted By:

Feebas
I'm so fucked

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 03:21:36 No.19858557 Report

Quoted By:

>>19856092
Feraligatr? Uh.
>Set up Dragon Dance
>Commence breaking shit and grabbin' bills
>Aqua Jet the fuck outta there
Seems pretty solid to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 03:25:54 No.19858595 Report

Quoted By:

>>19856092
>Kangaskhan
>police arrive
>It fends off the po' po' with it's OP ass

I run away.

Gamemaster-1 !!FF+g5a6Mu6r

Gamemaster-1 !!FF+g5a6Mu6r Fri 04 Jul 2014 03:27:45 No.19858611 Report

Quoted By: >>19858755

>Metagross
I'm not even gonna ask. I'm gonna get in there, break that vault door to shit, take the cash, and walk out. Nobody gonna do shit about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 03:32:23 No.19858668 Report

Quoted By:

>Clefairy

Welp. Only thing to do.

METRONOME

OH GOD NO NOT THA

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 03:41:15 No.19858755 Report

Quoted By: >>19858823 >>19868860

>>19856537
>>19857395
>>19858611

What would it take to make a bank Metagross proof?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 03:46:48 No.19858798 Report

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>Chandelure

It phases through walls and melts the vault door, but I get caught on the way out because it's so fragile.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 03:49:25 No.19858823 Report

Quoted By:

>>19858755
A dark type.

Eric 4725 8461 8809 (Rock) [Shuckle, Magcargo, Nosepass]

Eric 4725 8461 8809 (Rock) [Shuckle, Magcargo, Nosepass] Fri 04 Jul 2014 03:52:59 No.19858864 Report

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>Gardevoir
>"no not that one faggot
>Zekrom then bitch nigga
Bank be BTFO

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 04:08:11 No.19859015 Report

Quoted By: >>19868924

>>19856960

>walk into bank
>"Go, Snorlax!"
>Snorax sleeps in front of the doorway
>the police don't have the Poke Flute

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 04:12:00 No.19859055 Report

Quoted By: >>19859388

>>19856092
>Abra
>Teleport inside of safe
>Get cash
>Teleport to a tropical island
>Have 10 wives
>30 years later my brother comes to see me
lolgoodlife

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 04:19:14 No.19859121 Report

Quoted By: >>19859388

>Abra
>Teleport inside the vault
>Put tons of cash in duffel bags
>Teleport home

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 04:51:39 No.19859388 Report

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>>19859121
>>19859055
Basically this.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 04:57:36 No.19859436 Report

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>>19856092
>Steelix
>Make a tunnel under the bank vault
>Rob
>Flee by the tunnel
>Collapse the Tunnel
>Get out far away

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 05:10:54 No.19859542 Report

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>whimsicott uses +1 stun spore
>Everyone paralyzed
>rob the bank
easy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 05:13:41 No.19859562 Report

Quoted By:

>>19856959
I like that

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 05:14:00 No.19859565 Report

Quoted By:

>>19856092
>Mamoswine.
STAB Earthquake, and there's Ice Shard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 05:15:39 No.19859584 Report

Quoted By:

Manetric

>Thundershock to stop all electronic security.
>Flash to help the escape.
>Strength to help break doors and carry loot.

Not too shabby I think.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 05:29:05 No.19859702 Report

Quoted By:

Tangrowth
>sleep powder everyone in the room
>knock-off the guards' guns
>swipe the loot from the vault
>make our getaway with tangrowth's extend-o arms to pull ourselves up to the roof of a nearby building.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 06:41:48 No.19860234 Report

Quoted By:

Steelix... Nectar...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 06:45:59 No.19860258 Report

Quoted By:

>Kirlia
Teleport muthafuckas

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 06:49:12 No.19860282 Report

Quoted By:

>>19856092
>Bellossom
>Use Sleep Powder on everyone!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 07:52:38 No.19860656 Report

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Qwilfish.

I swing him around like a mighty flail.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 11:53:16 No.19861598 Report

Quoted By:

>>19858036

Wombatus

Wombatus Fri 04 Jul 2014 12:04:51 No.19861647 Report

Quoted By: >>19862458

>>19856092
>Bellsprout
>Utterly fail to accomplish anything in the bank itself
>Police arrive, Bellsprout can make them fall asleep, we can escape
>...Unless they have guns
>...Fuck...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 14:18:14 No.19862458 Report

Quoted By:

>>19861647
fuck is right

blam blam blam

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 14:28:23 No.19862521 Report

Quoted By: >>19885129

>>19856877
>to be continued
More?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 14:39:07 No.19862576 Report

Quoted By:

>>19856092
>pic related
Intimidate scares bank personnel, armed forces, and civilians; Huge Power Focus Punch nails vault door on the switch-in; large horns can carry masses of money with ease; Steel typing allows for maximum balk.
I think that I would be the greatest liability during this heist, so I'll try to act as though I have unworldly abilities, too.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 15:24:46 No.19862934 Report

Quoted By:

>>19856092
Dunno, you tell me

Anne Erin !W1MmioNU0A

Anne Erin !W1MmioNU0A Fri 04 Jul 2014 15:29:30 No.19862966 Report

Quoted By:

>lucario
>no, not that one faggot
>fine, Gardevoir
evrything ent better than expection

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 18:27:53 No.19864595 Report

Quoted By:

>>19856092
>Jolteon
>Fuck lightbulbs
>Fuck camera
>Give me the money or get electrified
>No lights, they can't see my face
>If police arrives before we go, electrify 'em all

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 18:31:10 No.19864637 Report

Quoted By:

parp

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Jul 2014 18:34:36 No.19864680 Report

Quoted By:

>ho oh

Fly away on a fire bird while it breaths fire on the police that are after me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 01:04:15 No.19868261 Report

Quoted By: >>19868669

How effective are bullets on a pokemon anyway?

How many times would the police have to use Shoot to KO, say, a Charizard?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 01:40:58 No.19868654 Report

Quoted By:

Porygon-Z
Teleport away
The end?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 01:42:10 No.19868669 Report

Quoted By:

>>19868261
I'm pretty sure they're damn effective on an organic Pokémon. If one can be killed by a baton, then I'm sure bullets would do the trick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 02:02:10 No.19868860 Report

Quoted By:

>>19858755
A Ghost Type

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 02:02:56 No.19868867 Report

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If it can reduce a 10 ton truck to dust just by raising it's ears, surely it'll have no trouble doing that to a bank's vault door.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 02:05:25 No.19868897 Report

Quoted By:

>>19856092
>Qwilfish

We'll tear 'em to ribbons, see?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 02:07:04 No.19868924 Report

Quoted By:

>>19859015
How do you escape?
Based on what you say Snorlax is blocking the only entrance/exit. Even if you have the Poke Flute, the police would be waiting for you when Snorlax moves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 02:09:37 No.19868956 Report

Quoted By:

>Kirlia
>Walk inside casually
>Hypnosis first guard to sleep
>Double Team, Kirlias everywhere
>Slip inside, grab loot, Teleport the fuck out

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 13:07:38 No.19872674 Report

Quoted By:

>Heracross

Megahorns through the door, through safe.
Once money acquired Mega up, Pin Missile everything in sight.
buzz off on muh anime wings

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 13:17:38 No.19872731 Report

Quoted By:

>Lilligant
Sleep Powder everyone, we take the money unnoticed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 18:01:04 No.19875347 Report

Quoted By:

>Dialga
I've got all the time I need

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 18:56:23 No.19876236 Report

Quoted By:

>>19856244
>and then fuck her

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 19:10:37 No.19876451 Report

Quoted By:

>>19856092
>Beheeyem
Rob the bank as planned, Beheeyem erases their memories of the witnesses. When the police arrive get Beheeyem to do the same, or make them think somebody else robbed the bank.

Be free with money.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 21:56:10 No.19878711 Report

Quoted By:

>>19856092

>Abra

Easiest heist of my life.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 21:57:37 No.19878728 Report

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it goes off without a hitch

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jul 2014 22:28:05 No.19879026 Report

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>Ariados
Sticky Web the main doors, String Shot / Spider Web the bank tellers and bystanders, Spider Man up the walls and out a window or something.

Not too bad.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 00:14:57 No.19880163 Report

Quoted By:

>pinsir
>We walk in
>pinsir takes out the guards
>we hold everyone hostage, because nobody wants to fuck with a dude with a giant stag beetle thing
>While im grabbing the money, the police show up
>disgonbgud.jpg
>Pinsir has moxie ability, and its taken effect from taking down the guards
>activate mega stone
>MEGA PINSIR FUCKING WRECKS THE ENTIRE POLICE SQUAD
>Pinsir grabs the rest of the money
>we fly out
Pretty good i'd say.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 00:17:21 No.19880186 Report

Quoted By:

>>19856092
>Electrode
>Explosion the shit outta them
>Turn 360 and walk away like a bauss

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 00:34:48 No.19880373 Report

Quoted By:

>Magmortar
>Fire everywhere
>Fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 08:08:30 No.19884872 Report

Quoted By:

>Diglet
>Dig the fuck outta there

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 08:15:02 No.19884900 Report

Quoted By:

>Blastoise
>Nuff said

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 08:43:31 No.19884999 Report

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I'm shivering just thinking about all the cold and ice-based wordplay there is to be had. 10/10 cheesy heist scene tailor-made for a children's cartoon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 08:46:29 No.19885006 Report

Quoted By:

Reuniclus
use trick room
psychically fuck up a bunch of slow moving cops and bankers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 09:13:17 No.19885106 Report

Quoted By:

>>19856877
source?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 09:20:33 No.19885129 Report

Quoted By:

>>19856877
>>19862521
http://viridiancitypokecenter.tumblr.com/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 17:06:19 No.19888223 Report

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>Magikarp
>Splash the fuck out of everything
>Cops laugh to death
>Steals money and the cops donuts

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 17:10:13 No.19888267 Report

Quoted By:

>>19856092
>Breloom
>Use Spore on everyone
>No sleep clause because Bank likes VGC

In and out without a fuss

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 17:11:47 No.19888295 Report

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He's already got a mask its perfect

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 17:13:38 No.19888321 Report

Quoted By:

>Machamp
Noguard will cause it to take all bullets instead of me. TY based four handed ex-lizard-now-human-like-mon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 19:59:50 No.19890953 Report

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>>19856092

<YES!
<TOGEKISS YES!!!

Imagine the it just bursts through the bank doors and showers everyone with gifs - Perfect distraction!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 20:11:05 No.19891075 Report

Quoted By:

lucario

distract cops with dat ass

sorted

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 20:13:07 No.19891100 Report

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>>19856704
as long as you aren't in San Fran, Cause of all the fairies geddit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 20:21:26 No.19891172 Report

Quoted By:

>Giratina
I feel bad for the cops.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 20:23:05 No.19891184 Report

Quoted By:

>>19856092
>Krookodile
Yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jul 2014 21:12:36 No.19891689 Report

Quoted By:

Charizard.

Uses it's fire to melt the vault doors.
Allows me to grab shitloads of cash in lots of bags.

Flies me the hell out of there.

Move to a new city with my cash.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Jul 2014 02:26:21 No.19895589 Report

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>Meganium.
Tie up the witnesses and cops, then ride off on my Meganium.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Jul 2014 03:39:27 No.19896699 Report

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Aww shit dog

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