>>50278617You're not the champion anymore Steven, you can't tell me what to do.
>Crazy RareLiterally shows up in swarms.
>It's valuable and might get stolenSo is my car, but my car can't fight back.
>Large and heavyYeah so are dozens of other Pokemon, that's why Pokeballs exist. The entire line is shown to levitate and even be used as transportation.
>Feeds on iron and metalI stated I live near mountains and steel mines.
>It eats cars, have fun paying the damage.Kept fed, in a ball/garage. I'm not reckless with my car and I wouldn't be with Metagross. Also, insurance? Not even close to the most destructive or wild Pokemon.
>Very dangerous, it may hurt others on accident or when boredSo like lots of animals, except it's superintelligent enough to understand not to.
>It needs to go to the mountain to reproduceGood thing I mentioned living near mountains then.
>Cuddle the metal monster! It needs attention!I routinely clean, wash and maintain my car because I'm not a degenerate who lives in filth. Metagross will be well-attended, not to mention having a warm fire-type bro to hang out with if it's so cold.
>Communicating with it is very difficult, you might neglect itIgnoring that it's among a select few psychic supergeniuses, I restricted myself to only two Pokemon specifically because I didn't want to divide my attention any further. They both would have me and each other if I'm unavailable. Also stated that I would have been searching for Beldum, i.e., raising it from that stage like to maturity over which time we would bond.
You just want to be the only Metagross trainer around - I see through your mischief as clearly as Metagross's Clear Body ability.
