"Siggy. Such a waste of talent. He chose autism over power. On this board, a mistake nearly everyone makes. Autism is the dank meme in Sarasota that starts falling apart after 10 days. Power is the classic mememon that stands for centuries. I cannot respect someone who doesn't see the difference."

First we have a champ, he gets 6 Pokemon that we pick for him, he does some stroking, or a lot of stroking in Siggy's case, maybe new champ takes over or maybe new team. Circle of life.

Champ: !tL3aQokMWo (YES, STILL)
Greatest hits: http://pastebin.com/0bYpM0at
"Fun": http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/showderp
Bleep bloops: http://plug.dj/showderp-1/
Fap material: http: //booru.showderp.com