You have the power to take one Pokemon and bring them into the real world. This pokemon will follow you and be your best friend until the day you die. You can only pick one.NO LEGENDARIES
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Why no legendaries?
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>>20489574 He's been my go to suffer since blue, If I could on't have one I'm taking the turtle van here.
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Resident Stevil 1891-2469-2973 (Teddiursa, Audino, Ditto) !53VVc2czTU Wed 13 Aug 2014 17:30:45 No. 20489647 Report Quoted By:
>>20489610 To not fuck up the universe.
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>>20489574 >picking steelix >not best waifu Anonymous
Ditto.
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Leonard 4785 - 5852 - 2148 [Paras-Volbeat-Venomoth] !!Zp57XHzKZ9i Wed 13 Aug 2014 17:32:09 No. 20489661 Report Quoted By:
>>20489574 Metagross, this kawaii motherfucker.
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>>20489574 you shouldve added the rule that were not allowed to fuck them.
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Leonard 4785 - 5852 - 2148 [Paras-Volbeat-Venomoth] !!Zp57XHzKZ9i Wed 13 Aug 2014 17:33:09 No. 20489674 Report >>20489653 But anon, ditto can't become a pokemon if it doesn't see one.
Do you want it to become the girls that pass by your window so you can fuck them? Resident Stevil 1891-2469-2973 (Teddiursa, Audino, Ditto) !53VVc2czTU
Resident Stevil 1891-2469-2973 (Teddiursa, Audino, Ditto) !53VVc2czTU Wed 13 Aug 2014 17:33:45 No. 20489679 Report Quoted By:
>>20489670 What you do with your pokemon is your own business.
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>>20489610 Latios is a great answer to that question, fuck OP. Personally, I'd take this bro tier
nigga.
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This motherfucker.>Instant car >Get to fly
Resident Stevil 1891-2469-2973 (Teddiursa, Audino, Ditto) !53VVc2czTU
Resident Stevil 1891-2469-2973 (Teddiursa, Audino, Ditto) !53VVc2czTU Wed 13 Aug 2014 17:37:36 No. 20489723 Report >>20489693 What part of "no legendaries" do you not understand?
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Not even a question.
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>>20489674 >make Ditto transform into one of my friends >go to mall with Ditto >pick random hot girl to transform into >go to bathroom and fuck Ditto Yes. Yes. This.
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This nigga right here.
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>Want to take Lucario because he's bro-tier >We could communicate with each other >The size of a kid so he'd be able to go with me wherever >Might be nice to snuggle with, could easily comfort me when I'm feeling down >Metagross >Personal transportation >Has an even bigger "fuck off" factor than Lucario >Immensely smart >Dem psychic powers could come in handy for various uses, mostly lifting
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Resident Stevil 1891-2469-2973 (Teddiursa, Audino, Ditto) !53VVc2czTU Wed 13 Aug 2014 17:42:37 No. 20489782 Report >>20489745 >>20489725 >>20489674 >>20489653 Just a friendly reminder...
This will be the face of the girl you're fucking.
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>>20489782 That was only because that specific ditto had brain problems.
Resident Stevil 1891-2469-2973 (Teddiursa, Audino, Ditto) !53VVc2czTU
Resident Stevil 1891-2469-2973 (Teddiursa, Audino, Ditto) !53VVc2czTU Wed 13 Aug 2014 17:46:14 No. 20489837 Report >>20489827 >implying the ditto you bring into the real world won't also have brain problems Anonymous
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>>20489837 Even if it does, that's nothing a paper bag won't fix.
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>>20489882 i hope it has unnerve
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>>20489631 >>20489689 >nobody wants firebro... Anonymous
>>20489781 I wonder if you can plug a monitor in it and use it as a computer
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Houndoom.
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>>20489574 Mew because fuck your shitty rules
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Kirlia. You already know why.
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>>20490139 You'd feed her sushi and sweets, and fuck her tight little pussy with the force of a thousand niggers trying to get into a 10x10 meter KFC on free KFC day. Anonymous
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>>20489723 the part where anyone cares what you say lmoa
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>>20490058 Don't do this to me anon
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Alakazam
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>number 1 favorite pokemon >small enough to carry on my back >big enough to protect me from burglars/muggers >we could go diving in rivers or the ocean, chill together underwater >is adorable as fuck
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Gardevoir.
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>>20490375 >throwing her in the trash >not whoring her out and making millions Anonymous
I wouldn't go full waifu because that would get awkward if I found a human gf at some point.female Vaporeon. It's dog/cat/fox-like to pass as an exotic pet, its water abilities might come in handy, and when nobody's looking it'd even fill the waifu role nicely.
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>>20490415 Why would you need a human gf if you already have a perfect pokewaifu like Gardevoir or Lilligant?
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>>20489574 I'd personally take Suicune. Fuck you OP for not including legendaries. Maybe I'll travel with him/her. Purifying all the waters in the world.
But for non-legendaries, I'll go for Chandelure. He may be scary, but let's face it, he'd great for scaring people shitless. I also suppose loyalty can go for it too. Or Gardevoir.
Anonymous
>>20490415 >if I found a human gf Anonymous
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>>20490430 Procreation. The only decent Pokémon waifu in the human egg group is Lopunny, who's a tad too slutty for my tastes.
I use her in competitive play though to mess with people, great fun. >>20490440 :^)
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Altaria would be pretty fun. Fluffy as hell and it can fly me around.>lifts the entire thing
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>>20490490 Yeah I can see Azumarill being extremely strong. And not just in the battlefield.
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>>20490544 You mean in the bedroom, right?
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>>20490566 No that's not what I mean. But interpret in the way you want to I guess.
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>>20490621 Spheal is one of the worst cases of a cute thing evolving into a horrible abomination.
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>>20490462 My good friend!
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>spookycute >huggy arms >would hang with me in the library when I'm working of an evening and help me with books > would keep me safe so I can go out at night and explore >would comfort me when I'm scared of the dark
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>>20489574 mega lopunny.
i'd train him all day and night.
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>>20490755 >would evolve and burn your soul Anonymous
>>20490773 But if we're only bringing one Pokemon over, would we have access to evolution stones?
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>>20490755 I wish Chandelure kept the hat.
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>>20490754 That shit is creepy as fuck.
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>>20490818 I like Lampent better anyway, Chandelure is a little big, though elegant as fuck, and Lampent makes the perfect little buddy.
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Gardevoir or Lopunny. For reasons I shouldn't need to explain.
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Haunter.
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Banana supply and transportation.
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My favorite starter and one of my best bros.
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>>20489782 The face would be buried into my bed sheets so I wouldn't mind.
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>>20490824 same
that detail with the "lamp" thing really makes it for me
Chandelure is great too, but Lampent is a god tier design
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>>20494027 MY FUCKING NIGGA
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>>20489781 >Metagross >Personal transportation >Has an even bigger "fuck off" factor than Lucario buttscab !!TORtoOQMEfy
>Ctrl+F Porygon >No results
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main because he's a muffin monster
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Why must he be so short?
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Resident Stevil 1891-2469-2973 Normal (Audino, Teddiursa, Ditto) !53VVc2czTU Thu 14 Aug 2014 02:10:49 No. 20497020 Report Quoted By:
>>20494475 >Porygon constantly hacks your computer >sees your porn collection Anonymous
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When I die, he will live on and continue to protect the earthFIGHT, GOLURK! FOR EVERLASTING PEACE!
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>>20489574 Don't wanna copy a nigga, but I'd have to go with aggron. Been with me since the first aaron I caught, and will be with me till the end.
