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Anonymous Thu 25 Dec 2014 00:26:37 No.22298628 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>22298784 >>22298818 >>22298910 >>22298990

Alright, /vp/, let's have some fun.

Sell me your Pokemon; tell me why I should run it, how it's helpful, hell, even why it should be my bro or waifu, if you're into that.

Go.

pic related.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 Dec 2014 00:36:39 No.22298707 Report

Quoted By: >>22298723 >>22298733 >>22298761 >>22298930 >>22298937

Volcarona is my favorite Pokemon. Not only is it well designed, but it's typing is very unique. It has great stats, and is just shy of a base stat total of 600. It also has a great signature move in Fiery Dance, which has 80 bp, 100 accuracy, and a 50% change of boosting SpA by one stage. Quiver Dance needs no explanation. It boosts stats to godlike numbers, and can wall any special attacker, especially Rotom Wash (lol hydro pump missed). It's also very funny when people use ground type moves thinking it'll be super effective, and even better when Flame Body activates.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Dec 2014 00:38:24 No.22298723 Report

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>>22298707
>sneaky pebbles

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Dec 2014 00:39:07 No.22298733 Report

Quoted By: >>22298762

>>22298707
>geodude used rock throw
>All volcaronas are now exctinct

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Dec 2014 00:42:37 No.22298761 Report

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>>22298707
252+ Atk Geodude Rock Slide vs. 240 HP / 252 Def Volcarona: 408-480 (109.9 - 129.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO

Kek, shitmoth is shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Dec 2014 00:42:39 No.22298762 Report

Quoted By: >>22298776

>>22298733
>implying Giga Drain isn't a thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Dec 2014 00:44:56 No.22298776 Report

Quoted By: >>22298815

>>22298762
>Implying sturdy isn't a thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Dec 2014 00:45:58 No.22298784 Report

Quoted By: >>22298812 >>22298930

>>22298628
Quagsire has a fantastic ability, solid defences, a decent move pool, recovery, and the ability to boost. Plus he's such a friendly looking guy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 Dec 2014 00:48:01 No.22298806 Report

Quoted By: >>22298930

I fuckin love Pikatsu.
he has all the girls and never looks back and gives me the courage i need to find myself each day at school. pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Dec 2014 00:48:33 No.22298812 Report

Quoted By: >>22298827

>>22298784
0 SpA Oddish Energy Ball vs. 252 HP / 4 SpD Quagsire: 436-516 (110.6 - 130.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Dec 2014 00:48:45 No.22298815 Report

Quoted By: >>22298859

>>22298776
>implying Rock Types are viable

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Dec 2014 00:49:15 No.22298818 Report

Quoted By: >>22298897 >>22298930

>>22298628
>Diggersby

http://youtu.be/ywDDWGyqhT4?t=2m45s

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Dec 2014 00:50:01 No.22298827 Report

Quoted By: >>22298859 >>22298872

>>22298812
Ice beam, also every Pokemon ever has some sort of counter so what's your point

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Dec 2014 00:50:43 No.22298838 Report

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ITT: Having a 4x weakness instantly makes something useless apparently

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Dec 2014 00:52:09 No.22298859 Report

Quoted By: >>22299073

>>22298815
>Implying bug/fire isn't the worst typing ever
>>22298827
A fucking raddish can kill your unaware faggot, not worth a slot on my team.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Dec 2014 00:54:01 No.22298872 Report

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>>22298827
>Ice Beam
0 SpA Quagsire Ice Beam vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Oddish: 130-154 (56.2 - 66.6%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
Quagsire a shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Dec 2014 00:56:53 No.22298897 Report

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>>22298818
Meme Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Dec 2014 00:58:30 No.22298908 Report

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>everyone forgetting you can switch pokemon out when confronted with a mon it's weak too

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 Dec 2014 00:58:31 No.22298910 Report

Quoted By: >>22298930 >>22299010

>>22298628
WHY FOR HERACROSS NUMBER ONE POKEMON
1. HAVE DOUBLE MAXIMUM STAB ATTACK FOR MAKE EXCELLENT DAMAGE
2. RESIST RAZOR LEAF
3. COMBAT BEETLE
4. WILL NOT DISRUPT YOUR POTS AND PANS
5. CONVENIENT HANDLE FOR AIRPLANE DEPLOYMENT
6. COBALT BLUE FINISH
7. NO BATTERIES REQUIRED

THANKS FOR TIME

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Dec 2014 01:00:14 No.22298930 Report

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>>22298910
Now, this is how it's done...

>>22298818
>>22298806
>>22298784
>>22298707
You faggots better learn some

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Dec 2014 01:01:04 No.22298937 Report

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>>22298707
Fuck talonflame for scaring this guy out of OU.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 Dec 2014 01:06:34 No.22298990 Report

Quoted By: >>22299013

>>22298628
>Sell me your Pokemon

$500.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Dec 2014 01:08:08 No.22299010 Report

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>>22298910
You forgot the mega

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Dec 2014 01:08:46 No.22299013 Report

Quoted By: >>22299020 >>22299026

>>22298990
1. EASY GRIP HANDLE AT BASE OF TAIL FOR CONVENIENT TRANSFER
2. NEVER ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING, SO NEVER NEED BATTERY
3. REALISTIC SCALE PATTERN FINISH
4. MOUTH ALWAYS OPEN IN CASE OF LONELY NIGHTS WITH MAGIKARP
5. BECAUSE WATER TYPE, CAN BE USED TO CLEAN POTPANS
6. USE EASY GRIP TAIL HANDLE TO BLUDGEON UNSUSPECTING MORMONS

ALL FOR YOU MY FRIEND FOR ONLY 500 MONEY

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Dec 2014 01:10:05 No.22299020 Report

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>>22299013
2 and 4 got me

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Dec 2014 01:11:06 No.22299026 Report

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>>22299013
I'll take it. Scratch that, I'll take 2: one for me and one for a friend.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 Dec 2014 01:12:12 No.22299038 Report

Quoted By: >>22299051 >>22299055

WHY AMPHAROS FOR NUMBER ONE

1: CAN SUPER SAIYAN FOR FABIO HAIR
2: CAN ZAP STUFF FOR THE HURTINGS OF BIRD AND FISH
3: TOUCHING IT TURNS MON INTO CRIPPLE
4: CAN SHOOT DRAGON LAZER

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Dec 2014 01:13:47 No.22299051 Report

Quoted By: >>22299065

>>22299038
>no mention of potpans

You tried/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Dec 2014 01:13:53 No.22299055 Report

Quoted By: >>22299065

>>22299038
>not adding, IT'S ITS OWN BATTERY
Dropped.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Dec 2014 01:15:29 No.22299065 Report

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>>22299051
>>22299055
Ugh, where's the original? Haven't seen it in awhile

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Dec 2014 01:16:18 No.22299073 Report

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>>22298859
>implying Rock/Ice isn't worse

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 Dec 2014 02:53:02 No.22299895 Report

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:^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Dec 2014 02:56:08 No.22299916 Report

Quoted By: >>22300047

bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Dec 2014 03:12:45 No.22300047 Report

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>>22299916
Who is your Pokemon, anon
Why should I use it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 Dec 2014 03:13:25 No.22300057 Report

Quoted By: >>22300288

Escavalier

+you a badass snail
+accelgor is your bitch
+all kinda bitches be all over your knightly dick, lilligant roserade whimsicot if you into da chocolate jailbait
+you got dat mohawk
+TWO lances, nigga
+shank two niggas at once
+shank one nigga twice
-shit man you slow
-like slowking but slower
-fuck nigga, you on fire

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Dec 2014 03:38:11 No.22300288 Report

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>>22300057
>>22300057
>Shank two niggas at once
>shank one nigga twice
Everytime.

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