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Anonymous Sat 24 Jan 2015 23:14:46 No.22627183 View View Reply Original Report

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Would you sleep together with your Pokemon? Which?

anon404

anon404 Sat 24 Jan 2015 23:19:20 No.22627219 Report

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>>22627183
I would sleep with pokemon unless it is meloetta
I would rather sleep with Korrina

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jan 2015 23:21:10 No.22627247 Report

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>>22627183
Mewtwo. And most of the furbait ones. Lucario would do nicely, especially if I was barefoot in bed with here. We could play footsie all night long.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jan 2015 23:21:56 No.22627255 Report

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>>22627183
No, but i would sleep with koruni.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jan 2015 23:26:01 No.22627310 Report

Quoted By: >>22627335 >>22627358 >>22630509 >>22633265

Let's be serious here.

Would you a Pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jan 2015 23:28:30 No.22627335 Report

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>>22627310
Would you a screwdriver?

Think about that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jan 2015 23:31:26 No.22627358 Report

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>>22627310
You know where we are son?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jan 2015 23:34:53 No.22627390 Report

Quoted By: >>22627480

with beheeyem

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jan 2015 23:37:07 No.22627414 Report

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>>22627183
I would sleep in the same bed as any pokemon I didn't think would accidentally crush me during the night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jan 2015 23:43:07 No.22627480 Report

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>>22627390
Ayy lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jan 2015 23:43:53 No.22627490 Report

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>>22627183
slugma

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 00:24:50 No.22627853 Report

Quoted By: >>22627867 >>22627948 >>22627969 >>22633333

>Maybe it would start with your Vaporeon stay out of its pokeball at night, curled up at the end of your bed.
>And maybe during a thunderstorm, it would get scared of the lightning and you'd let it share the bed with you.
>You'd warm up its shivering, cold body with your body heat and fall asleep in each other's arms, listening to his happy chirps...
>And the next night, there's no thunder, but it just feels so good to hold him as you sleep.
> Gently tickle him, kiss his chest... getting closer and closer...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 00:26:37 No.22627867 Report

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>>22627853
>it
>it
>it
>him
>him

continue

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 00:27:30 No.22627874 Report

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>>22627867
good point, should fix that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 00:27:47 No.22627876 Report

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>>22627335
That's a dumb analogy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 00:32:43 No.22627932 Report

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If it were a Pokemon that could fit comfortably on a twin-sized bed and not a type that exudes their respective element from their body at all times, then sure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 00:34:15 No.22627948 Report

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>>22627853
>Well, one night, you and your Vaporeon are holding one another, you're running your hands up and down his back, rubbing the base of his fins where it's so sensitive...
>and he pokes out an inquisitive paw at the fun-looking bulge in your underwear. You gently take his paw and move it aside, you know you can't let him do that... right?
>But... he's looking at you with those big deep blue eyes, his head cocked to one side in such a cute curious expression. >What would it hurt...
>Just once?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 00:35:38 No.22627969 Report

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>>22627853
>>22627948

aaand thats all i can post on /vp/ i guess

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 00:37:36 No.22627997 Report

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>>22627183
I am sure any fire type would be a nice pillow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 00:43:08 No.22628046 Report

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>>22627997
Charizard would burn your bed with its tail, though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 00:45:38 No.22628078 Report

Quoted By: >>22628118 >>22629320

Typhlosion
You don't even need a bed, he is the bed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 00:47:56 No.22628098 Report

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>>22627932
Weight
1212.5 lbs./550.0 kg
You are gonna need a good bed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 00:49:47 No.22628118 Report

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>>22628078
It'll all be cute enough until the poor guy has a night terror and decides to set your bed alight with its back flames.

Come to think of it, there aren't many fire starter types you could reliably let sleep in your bed without burning your house down, other than say the Torchic, Fennekin, and two thirds of the Tepig line.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 00:54:16 No.22628150 Report

Quoted By: >>22628196

I sleep with a Gardevoir plush already, l would love to cuddle the real thing to sleep.

Female only though, I'm not a filthy hetero.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 01:00:33 No.22628196 Report

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>>22628150
>female only, I'm not a filthy hetero
rule 30

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 01:06:04 No.22628260 Report

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>>22627183
I'd probably sleep with both my Gardevoirs.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 01:12:10 No.22628321 Report

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>>22628260
Best taste

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 01:12:47 No.22628329 Report

Quoted By: >>22629258 >>22633177

>You will never sleep in a bed surrounded by all your favorite Pokèmon cuddling up to you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 01:13:28 No.22628334 Report

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>>22628046
He is all the bed I need.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 01:14:15 No.22628339 Report

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Any huge Pokemon.
So I'd end up sleeping on them instead of bed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 01:16:12 No.22628356 Report

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Flareon and Vulpix would be nice and cluddly, not to mention warm, no yiff.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 01:47:05 No.22628665 Report

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>>22628260
>Your Gardevoirs will never fight over snuggle privileges before bed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 01:53:08 No.22628713 Report

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>>22628196
Rule 30.1

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 01:53:33 No.22628715 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 01:54:42 No.22628726 Report

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>>22628715
snuggle snuggle

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 01:57:25 No.22628748 Report

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>>22628726
love love

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 02:50:35 No.22629150 Report

Quoted By: >>22629156

>sleep with Gardevoir
>Her heart stabs you
>never wake up

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 02:51:22 No.22629156 Report

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>>22629150
I dont see a problem here

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 02:56:25 No.22629212 Report

Quoted By: >>22629318

All it wants is some snuggles

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 02:59:58 No.22629258 Report

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>>22628329
It hurts...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 03:08:06 No.22629318 Report

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>>22629212
>Get poisoned by its ability.
Why even live?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 03:08:21 No.22629320 Report

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>>22628078
>Typhlosion
>5' tall
What kind of bed do you use?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 05:05:51 No.22630102 Report

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>Being cursed for the rest of your life just to cuddle up with ninetales at night for warmth
Worth it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 05:12:31 No.22630151 Report

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The poofiest

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 05:14:25 No.22630163 Report

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>>22630151
Literally not Typhlosion

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 05:14:59 No.22630166 Report

Quoted By: >>22630281

My __male Mienshao.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 05:25:12 No.22630238 Report

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Probably Slowpoke. Motherfucker is just so cute.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 05:33:40 No.22630281 Report

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>>22630166
Great taste. Their arm fur would be nice to wrap yourself in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 05:41:46 No.22630336 Report

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>>22627183
My Greninja. But if he doesn't like sleeping on the floor, he can sleep on my couch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 05:46:25 No.22630365 Report

Quoted By: >>22630414 >>22630607

Does sleeping on the back of a Torterra count as sleeping with him?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 05:54:17 No.22630414 Report

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>>22630365
I figure it'd be mighty uncomfortable unless you put a bedroll or sleeping bag on top of him. Or go for the gusto and use a mattress.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 06:04:26 No.22630489 Report

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Arons, Lairons and Aggrons
They make me feel cozy inside

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 06:06:44 No.22630509 Report

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>>22627310
It's okay, you can admit you're a pokephile. fap to your hearts content on some booru.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 06:21:58 No.22630607 Report

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>>22630365
only if the torterra is sleeping too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 16:08:58 No.22633123 Report

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>Denying any of your bros the bed.

It's like you really don't care for them.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 16:17:21 No.22633177 Report

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>>22628329
y liv?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 16:22:59 No.22633222 Report

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>>22629318
Only if it attacks you, and it has swarm and speed boost, so yes to live.

And, I'll never have an 8ft bug want snuggles like a puppy. Why live?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 16:24:31 No.22633237 Report

Quoted By: >>22633248 >>22633275

>>22627183
No pokemon smell and have rabies and ticks!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 16:25:39 No.22633246 Report

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>>22628334
>5'07"
Yeah, nice bed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 16:25:54 No.22633248 Report

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>>22633237
>Not wanting ticks in your bed

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 16:28:39 No.22633258 Report

Quoted By: >>22633294

Of course!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 16:29:54 No.22633265 Report

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>>22627310
damn right i would.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 16:31:14 No.22633275 Report

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>>22633237
>not keeping your Pokemon bathed and groomed regularly

Do you even take care of your Pokemon, nigga?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 16:31:17 No.22633276 Report

Quoted By: >>22633321

I live in a warm climate so it'd be nice to lay on a water pokemon's side during a hot day. Its damp body would keep me cool for a nap..

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 16:32:01 No.22633278 Report

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Yes.

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IL Sun 25 Jan 2015 16:36:29 No.22633294 Report

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>>22633258
same
thinking about being next to her gave me some of the most peaceful nights

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 16:40:38 No.22633321 Report

Quoted By: >>22633385

>>22633276
Do you think water Pokémon get embarrassed when they wet the bed? H-Ha-Ha

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 16:42:18 No.22633333 Report

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>>22627969
>>22627948
>>22627853
Jesus christ Anon.
This is not the first time you do this, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 16:49:21 No.22633385 Report

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>>22633321
I wouldn't mind.. heh

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 16:58:49 No.22633441 Report

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My Altaria, I'd wrap myself in its cottony wings in the Winter, and sit back in the Summer and chill with it
>brotier

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 17:04:47 No.22633482 Report

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>>22633333
Pents confirm, he is a seasoned pervert.
Like everybody here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 17:27:09 No.22633666 Report

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I wish to spoon with Lilligant and sniff her hard in the petals

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 17:31:50 No.22633696 Report

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>>22633666

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 17:36:05 No.22633714 Report

Quoted By: >>22634396

Sure
I'd definitely wake up with lacerations and mangled limbs but sure

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 18:16:30 No.22633984 Report

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>>22633696
Nice.

Ygdgraslis W.c

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Ygdgraslis W.c Sun 25 Jan 2015 18:42:48 No.22634145 Report

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>>22628726
I find it weird when there is plushes in pokemon pictures, it's kinda like taxidermy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 18:44:49 No.22634165 Report

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>>22627335
Pokemon aren't tools, they're our friends

Ygdgraslis W.c

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Ygdgraslis W.c Sun 25 Jan 2015 18:45:15 No.22634171 Report

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>>22634145
*when there are

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 19:09:31 No.22634396 Report

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>>22633714
MASTER I'M SORRY FOR FLATTENING THE BED WITH YOU ON IT. I ALSO SHAT ON THE NEIGHBOR'S CAR AGAIN.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 19:10:41 No.22634404 Report

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>>22634165
Shut the fuck up N

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 20:35:44 No.22635162 Report

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Like a body pillow, but better.

So yes.

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