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Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 12:58:46 No.23063713 View View Reply Original Report

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I'm somewhat suicidal but I need someone to drive me over the edge. Pokemon is the main support in my life. If you can demolish that support, I'll finally give in. May even do a livestream.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:01:44 No.23063723 Report

Quoted By: >>23063748

Fuck off Verlis

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:02:50 No.23063727 Report

Quoted By: >>23063748

>>23063713
You're a kind person, OP. You have a gentle soul, there's no way we will ever say bad things about you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:02:57 No.23063729 Report

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90% an hero

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:03:34 No.23063735 Report

Quoted By: >>23063748

Pokémon aren't real.
They're made-up creatures for children.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:05:00 No.23063741 Report

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Pokeman is going to phones and you know it
if you die now you won't have to witness the series decline

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:05:46 No.23063748 Report

Quoted By: >>23063762 >>23063763 >>23063784

>>23063723
>implying I'm verlis
Verlisify doesn't have the decency to kill himself.

>>23063727
I'm asking for bad things about pokemon. I dunno what, something to make me just snap. It's literally all I have left.

>>23063735
I know. They're real in my head though., and ingame

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:08:56 No.23063762 Report

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>>23063748
The Pokemon ingame are just data. A collection of digits which you have grown attached to.
You're delusional to think of them as real.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:09:13 No.23063763 Report

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>>23063748
You need a doctor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:10:12 No.23063767 Report

Quoted By: >>23063805

>>23063713
>I'm somewhat suicidal but I need someone to drive me over the edge.
Ha, that's not happening, especially not here.
If you really wanted to kill yourself, you'd just do it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:10:27 No.23063770 Report

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but seriously don't kill yourself faggot
you gotta live for virtual reality
then we can enter the pokemon world

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:11:09 No.23063773 Report

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Abandoning my fate to 4chan is probably the worst death I can imagine. Why would you do that ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:11:11 No.23063775 Report

Quoted By: >>23063787

>>23063713
Pat?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:11:17 No.23063776 Report

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>>23063762
We Digimon Tamers now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:12:34 No.23063783 Report

Quoted By: >>23063872

>>23063762
Again, they're real in my head mate. They're my friends there and they help me cope.

It's when I open my eyes to irl that I can't cope, I want to just fuck off and die. I keep thinking 'I can't die before the next gen comes out' and that gets me thinking about how much I enjoy the franchise in general.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:12:37 No.23063784 Report

Quoted By: >>23063802

>>23063748
"I'm asking for bad things about pokemon. I dunno what, something to make me just snap. It's literally all I have left."
>What is ORAS shitposting

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:13:05 No.23063785 Report

Quoted By: >>23063805

You don't actually want to kill yourself, do you? You just want people to try and convince not to do it. If you actually wanted to kill yourself you would've done it without seeking advice on the internet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:13:50 No.23063787 Report

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>>23063775

Yeah it's me. I'm bedridden and I can't fucking do anything, I genuinely want to die.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:15:19 No.23063795 Report

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OP don't you dare stain this board with pointless deaths.

You like pokemon too much to be shaken by everyone else's shitty opinion. Man up and face your problem directly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:17:27 No.23063802 Report

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>>23063784
Or shitposting in general. Which is everywhere in /vp/ so I have no idea why OP would make a thread of his own, maybe he's new.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:18:19 No.23063805 Report

Quoted By: >>23063818 >>23063825 >>23063837 >>23063925

>>23063767
>>23063785

>if you wanted to kill yourself you'd have just done it

Not only do you have no experience in the matter, you come across as exceptionally fucking naive. It's easier to make a 'spur of the moment' suicide happen with a gun or in front of a train than it is to contemplate how shit your life is every day, and plan out your death.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:18:21 No.23063806 Report

Quoted By: >>23063857

Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elCrzJiBdko

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:21:20 No.23063818 Report

Quoted By: >>23063886

>>23063805
>Not only do you have no experience in the matter
You're wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:22:15 No.23063825 Report

Quoted By: >>23063886

>>23063805

Are you implying that people that shoot themselves or stand in front of a train haven't contemplated their shitty lives and planned their suicides before the act?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:22:26 No.23063826 Report

Quoted By: >>23063831 >>23063848

Pokemon is going in the shiter, along with the rest of Nintendo. Shuffle was an experiment, and they're officially developing games for the mobile market. A platform that has objectively shit controls and capabilities, and is infamous for it's casual pandering. In the light of this, they announced the 'Nintendo NX' to say, "hey, we still have a dedicated console," which my best guess is that it's a fucking tablet that can plug in to the TV. As if Pokemon wasn't getting casual enough, it's going to phones. Literally no effort is going to be put into Pokemon again. Pokemon is coming to an end, as all things must do so, there's already series that are starting to take it's place among younger kids.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:22:42 No.23063827 Report

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>>23063713
This isn't /b/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:23:13 No.23063831 Report

Quoted By: >>23063843

>>23063826
This isn't /mu/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:24:09 No.23063833 Report

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>>23063713
You need to heck off, friend. This isn't /b/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:25:30 No.23063837 Report

Quoted By: >>23063886

>>23063805

OP is literally looking for excuses to off himself. Only someone who isn't set on dying would even do that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:27:25 No.23063843 Report

Quoted By: >>23063848

>>23063831
So what is this, /vp/? Do I have to be a furfag and shitpost about ORAS? Is that how you /vp/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:29:03 No.23063848 Report

Quoted By: >>23063875

>>23063826
>>23063843
>everything new is being worse than what was
le lurk generation

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:29:44 No.23063850 Report

Quoted By: >>23063862 >>23063873 >>23063927

>>23063762
They are real though. It may just be data but the data is real. Have you ever seen Sword Art Online?
This guy called Kirito( the protagonist) gets trapped in this online game with 10000 other players and can only get out by beating the game. If they die in the game they die in real life because the head helmets can give a signal that fries their brain. Well he ends up meeting this super hot chick called Asuka and they later fall in love with each other and end up buying a house by a lake, but then find a little girl stranded in the middle of nowhere and she ends up being found out that she is just an AI but Kirito still decides to keep her as a daughter even though shes virtual I guess the moral of the story is data is real you should really watch Sword Art Online

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:31:32 No.23063857 Report

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>>23063806
No, this is the theme

http://youtu.be/Aiay8I5IPB8

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:32:21 No.23063862 Report

Quoted By:

>>23063850

>suggesting shit tier anime

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:33:12 No.23063868 Report

Quoted By:

>>23063713
play PMD 3DS, its story might give you hope yet

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:33:49 No.23063872 Report

Quoted By: >>23063897

>>23063783
No matter how hard you believe and escape into the game there will always be nothing there for you. The pokemon are chunks of data, they can't think, they can't feel, they can't communicate.

Their entire existence in your head is just a fabrication that will not reciprocate your love the way you want it to ultimately leaving you alone, plunging deeper into your sorrows.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:33:55 No.23063873 Report

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>>23063850
Holy shit cringe

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:34:52 No.23063875 Report

Quoted By: >>23063889

>>23063848
Things end and other things take over. This is how pop culture works.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:37:14 No.23063886 Report

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>>23063825
I'm implying that they fight with the concept all the way to the station. I'm disabled, it'd be too much of a fucking hassle

>>23063818
You're not dead. And yet you're trying to convince me what people think seconds away from a suicide death.

'th-the noose broke I was gonna kill myself honest ;_;' fuck off

>>23063837
As weird as it sounds, planning a suicide isn't a black and white issue

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:37:24 No.23063889 Report

Quoted By: >>23063941

>>23063875
Except things went better from 1800s to 1980 and now its just a constant drop

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:39:01 No.23063897 Report

Quoted By: >>23063914 >>23063915 >>23063921 >>23063927

>>23063872
Getting closer.

I don't feel alone though, it's almost like they're trying to save me. How do I get them to fuck off? I keep seeing pikachu's cute fucking face, even when I shut my eyes

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:42:02 No.23063914 Report

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>>23063897
You are alone, just switch off your game for five minutes and leave the computer.
That's everything your life is, and everything it'll amount to everything else is just a meaningless trinket in your useless life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:42:23 No.23063915 Report

Quoted By:

>>23063897
Pikachu loves you

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:43:34 No.23063921 Report

Quoted By:

>>23063897
Smash your 3ds

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:43:58 No.23063925 Report

Quoted By: >>23063950

>>23063805
How old are you and what would your plans be if you didn't kill yourself?
Have you never stood up and said "When I have finished to do it, or achieved it, I will be happy, even if I'll die a moment after"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:44:09 No.23063927 Report

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>>23063850
>sao
You should be killing yourself instead of OP.

>>23063897
It's clear that you're delusional, so do everyone a favor and an hero.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:45:30 No.23063935 Report

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>>23063713
Why do you want to kill yourself OP?
Be specific.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:46:18 No.23063941 Report

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>>23063889
Yeah, 1800 - 1980 were Pokemon's glory days. The radar machine Pokemon games were the best ones.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:46:47 No.23063943 Report

Quoted By:

>>23063713
please see
>>23063860
and seek help

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:49:06 No.23063950 Report

Quoted By: >>23063958 >>23063965 >>23063986 >>23063990

>>23063925
In my 20s, myeloma (cancer) patient. I can't walk as a result and I can barely lift my arms without burning pain.

I wasted the past 5 years procrastinating instead of focusing on what I love, and now that's all gone to shit and I'll never be able to do it anyway. I was predicted to pass before oras came out. Instead I've been getting progressively worse. I have to piss into a bag and have a carer do everything for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:52:29 No.23063958 Report

Quoted By: >>23063963

>>23063950
Are you religious?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:53:42 No.23063963 Report

Quoted By: >>23063968

>>23063958
no

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:55:07 No.23063965 Report

Quoted By: >>23063973

>>23063950

No need for suicide anon, your eternal rest will be coming soon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:55:51 No.23063968 Report

Quoted By: >>23063976

>>23063963
Do you have any other interest apart from Pokemon and Internet?
Have you ever been to a foreign country?
If you had to kill you right now, how and where would you do it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:56:30 No.23063973 Report

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>>23063965
I've been told that I've now got about a year to go in the worst case scenario. That's not soon enough, fucking help me you cunt

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:57:34 No.23063976 Report

Quoted By:

>>23063968
Not really
Yes
Overdose on pills. That's really my only option.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:59:10 No.23063981 Report

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>>23063713
Watch any episode from the XY English dub. If that doesn't drive you ever the edge then literally nothing will.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 13:59:58 No.23063986 Report

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>>23063950
Don't kill yourself. If Pokemon gives you genuine joy in your life, then cling to it till your body gives out.

Actually, in a way Pokemon is giving you the extra time to do what you hoped to do. Kinda interesting.

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Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 14:01:21 No.23063990 Report

Quoted By: >>23064003 >>23064024 >>23064036

>>23063950
ride it out anon, the gift of life, however challenging, is a treasure in itself.

even if you aren't religious, when the time comes, your rest will be sweet. you know that in your final moments, your body will flood your brain with the chemicals that make you dream.

maybe you should focus some of the time that you know you have left meditating on that final dream, because you are the master of the world that you make in your mind, you will control the transition into your next life.

that final dream will be the most beautiful thing, for all of us.

be the mind inside you, and forget your failing body.

pic v related

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 14:02:47 No.23063999 Report

Quoted By: >>23064010

Go away, ask /r9k/ or something and stop dragging the board down even further with your pathetic attention-seeking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 14:03:11 No.23064003 Report

Quoted By: >>23064010

>>23063990
>So what are you afraid of?
Bullets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 14:05:46 No.23064010 Report

Quoted By: >>23064020

>>23064003
Which part of
>You're a ghost
do you not understand?

>>23063999
nice trips but no need to be so gary le edgy oakenshield

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 14:08:03 No.23064020 Report

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>>23064010
The part where I'm a ghost driving meat and bones.

Shit man, bullets can really mess up my only method of transportation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 14:08:46 No.23064024 Report

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>>23063990

thanks anon

sorry about all this guys, I'm just really sad and desperate. That anon's answer actually made me choke up a tiny bit. I'll do my best to stay alive and be happy until that end comes. Thank you, I can't emphasize enough what that meant to me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 14:10:58 No.23064034 Report

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>all these people falling for this

This is either bait or just an attention whore, in which case he just needs to fuck off. Whether from here or from this life it's up to him, but seriously, stop this shit fest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 14:11:29 No.23064036 Report

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>>23063990
I like to think of myself as a flesh mecha.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Mar 2015 14:19:37 No.23064083 Report

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I was one of the people saying mean things, but I respect and I'm happy for your decision. I hope you can get better. I keep my morale up by advancing a hobby during longer periods of down time. Maybe you can get better enough to pick a hobby up. I do easy things like drawing and learning to play the flute. Not too far out of reach if you can type.

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