Do you guys know any pokemon fans irl? Are they fucking autists?

>in my college's art center
>open up cupboard for drawing storage, looking for my art on the bottom shelf
>notice these abomination
>holyshit.jpg
>end up finding the chick who made it
>fat as hell and totaly autistic, creates sonic crossovers all the time
>notices me drawing animu bullshit for my project
> "OH WOW do you like anime? Have you heard of pokemon???"
>try to be a decent person and chat with her without sending her away or being rude
>mostly just let her talk while I paint my canvas
>she talks about her jynx/human hybrid oc
>edgy backstory with giovanni as the father, because he raped a female jynx for some reason
>the abomination's name is alice
> I say "Oh, that's cool." under my breath because maybe if I seem disinterested, she'll go away
>she will never go away
>every day for an hour she comes in and tells me about her god awful stories, sonic and pokemon ocs, about how her favorite game is kingdom hearts
>I want to murder her

You can't fucking make this shit up. It's like the universe is punishing me for how I was in 6th grade. Good fucking lord.
Got any good autist stories, /vp/?
Also, left out the best part
>she wants me to see her Nightmare Before Christmas/Sonic crosser painting on canvas