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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 11:44:48 No.24618685 View View Reply Original Report

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Your favorite Pokemon appears before you!
What's the first thing you do with them?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 11:45:28 No.24618688 Report

Quoted By: >>24620164

>rape

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 12:02:01 No.24618715 Report

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pet magcargo

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 12:07:56 No.24618723 Report

Quoted By: >>24620164

fuck dewott

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 12:12:29 No.24618736 Report

Quoted By: >>24618739 >>24618743

nice, another pokephilia thread :)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 12:13:39 No.24618739 Report

Quoted By: >>24620164

>>24618736
It's okay
He asked me for it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 12:17:19 No.24618743 Report

Quoted By: >>24618745 >>24618762

>>24618736
because we need 100th pokegirl thread, even though we have 99 of them already?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 12:18:24 No.24618745 Report

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>>24618743
what does that have to do with this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 12:19:52 No.24618752 Report

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Arm wrestle, then eat carnitas with

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 12:23:24 No.24618762 Report

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>>24618743
I'll take a pokegirl thread over another fucking autistic pokephilia thread any day, faggot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 12:27:42 No.24618775 Report

Quoted By: >>24618787

Provide it with food and water, of course. It must have come a long way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 12:27:59 No.24618776 Report

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>>24618762
you do you

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 12:28:44 No.24618781 Report

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>>24618762
>autistic
pots and kettles

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 12:31:56 No.24618787 Report

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>>24618775
I never realized how popular absol actually was until I got here

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 12:38:14 No.24618801 Report

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>>24618685

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 12:58:08 No.24618837 Report

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I want to hug a vaporeon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 13:34:49 No.24618928 Report

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Wait for it to act first.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 13:44:39 No.24618946 Report

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>>24618781
>calling something autistic because you don't like it
Pots and Kettles…

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 13:50:05 No.24618963 Report

Quoted By: >>24618967

Give it its breakfast, and hope it doesn't try to bother me until I have my coffee.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 13:52:50 No.24618967 Report

Quoted By: >>24618975 >>24618992

>>24618963
You wonder why you're so tired and realize your cofffee was an illusion and it was water.

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 13:54:55 No.24618970 Report

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Pet it, give it a country fried steak. For Zoroark, I'd likely do the same thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 13:56:44 No.24618975 Report

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>>24618967
There's mischief, and then there's cruelty. This would be a case in the latter.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 14:04:00 No.24618992 Report

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>>24618967

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 19:04:34 No.24619948 Report

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>>24618685
>cuddle

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 19:09:43 No.24619971 Report

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>>24618685
hug her, and apologize

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 19:10:01 No.24619976 Report

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>>24618685
BENIS IN BAGINA :DDD WE GONNA FUG :D

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 19:10:35 No.24619977 Report

Quoted By: >>24620164

>>24618685
Anal sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 19:10:58 No.24619978 Report

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>>24618685
wake up

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 19:15:43 No.24620015 Report

Quoted By: >>24620088 >>24620103

>>24618787
Absol is a cool looking Pokémon with interesting fluff. It is often misunderstood and people identify with that. It's also comfortable to cuddle with. Its rather intelligent so various human personalities can be attributed to it. Also, we wanna fug her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 19:16:27 No.24620022 Report

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Mewtwo...edgelord it up, mind slave the world..gets killed by said mewtwo for thinking lewd..

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 19:18:07 No.24620030 Report

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Go on an adventure to beat all the gyms and then beat the pokemon league

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 19:19:58 No.24620039 Report

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catch it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 19:34:19 No.24620088 Report

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>>24620015
>Also, we wanna fug her.
This is true.

>>24620022
What were you thinking, anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 19:37:15 No.24620103 Report

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>>24620015
>her

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 19:39:43 No.24620113 Report

Quoted By: >>24620164

fuck him

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 19:50:08 No.24620146 Report

Quoted By: >>24620164

>>24618685
Rape and abuse it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 19:54:44 No.24620161 Report

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Wonder why the hell a Raikou would show up in Buttfucknowhere, Mini-Alaska, then wonder how it got into my room, them get it outside without it killing me or any of my pets or family.

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 19:55:44 No.24620164 Report

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>>24618688
>>24618723
>>24618739
>>24619977
>>24620113
>>24620146
This is why I still come to this board. First reply and the thread was over. Red when?

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 19:58:22 No.24620178 Report

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>>24620164
I don't think /vp/ needs to be a red board. I think everybody just needs to got to e621 and pick they're favorite Pokemon and fap to it before they can post here.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 20:08:16 No.24620231 Report

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http://imgur.com/a/nzVMD

>I cross a fucking fatass sexy Audino in a parking lot
>it's skipping and joyfully humming as it eats her icecream cone
>I go up to it and push it down
>pic related
>she stares at me in fright and sadness
>I give her a swift kick in the juicy thigh
>she screams
>I kneel down and bite her ass cheeks
>she tries to run
>I grab her fat leg and bring her to my car
>I open the trunk and pull out some rope
>I tie her up and close her in the trunk
>driving home
>keep hearing squeaking cries from the trunk
>"Audino! Di! Dino! Di Di!"
>get home

Cont.

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 20:09:27 No.24620236 Report

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>>24620231
>get home
>open trunk and find Audino in a pile of diarrhea
>she's scared and trembling
>I grab her fat leg and bring her to my raping room
>I remove the rope binding her
>she runs and frantically tries to get out the window
>some diarrhea flows again from her ass
>I tie up her sexy wrists and hoist her from the pully on the ceiling
>she coos her squeaking cries and squirms an arousing hip wiggle as she dangles from the rope
>I start spanking her fat hips and ass back and forth with the front and back of my hand
>spank harder and faster until it is bruised and red
>Audino is weeping
>still having periods of heavily leaking diarrhea
>she smells like terrible
>it turns me on even more
>I take my cock and shove it up her shitty asshole
>Audino screams as I thrust her tight asshole
>It feels so moist and smooth from the shit
>feels good bro
>she fights for a while then stops moving completely, like she gave up all hope
>I keep ravaging her anus until I'm ready to cum
>I pull out and shove my dick in her mouth
>she tries to fight it, but I cum to fast
>she's trying to spit it out but I hold her mouth shut until she swallows
>it makes her cry again, but all it does is satisfy me more
>I untie her and haul her to my sex dungeon, where escape is impossible
>throw her on the floor
> I tell her "get used to it, you're here forever as my sex slave"
>she lies there motionless
>I give her one more swift hard fucking slap to the thigh
>"Dii!" she says
>I think of all the things I've done to her since we met
>I remember the icecream cone
>"Hey Audino, I'd like to apoligize"
>"Dii?" she says looking puzzled
>"that I ruined your icecream cone. So I'll get you another one you fat bitch. After all, the fatter you make yourself, the more pleasure you bring me!"
>"Diinooo…." she sobs
>The End :^)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 21:09:17 No.24620436 Report

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 21:10:23 No.24620444 Report

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>>24620436
>get home
>open trunk and find Audino in a pile of diarrhea
>she's scared and trembling
>I grab her fat leg and bring her to my raping room
>I remove the rope binding her
>she runs and frantically tries to get out the window
>some diarrhea flows again from her ass
>I tie up her sexy wrists and hoist her from the pully on the ceiling
>she coos her squeaking cries and squirms an arousing hip wiggle as she dangles from the rope
>I start spanking her fat hips and ass back and forth with the front and back of my hand
>spank harder and faster until it is bruised and red
>Audino is weeping
>still having periods of heavily leaking diarrhea
>she smells like terrible
>it turns me on even more
>I take my cock and shove it up her shitty asshole
>Audino screams as I thrust her tight asshole
>It feels so moist and smooth from the shit
>feels good bro
>she fights for a while then stops moving completely, like she gave up all hope
>I keep ravaging her anus until I'm ready to cum
>I pull out and shove my dick in her mouth
>she tries to fight it, but I cum to fast
>she's trying to spit it out but I hold her mouth shut until she swallows
>it makes her cry again, but all it does is satisfy me more
>I untie her and haul her to my sex dungeon, where escape is impossible
>throw her on the floor
> I tell her "get used to it, you're here forever as my sex slave"
>she lies there motionless
>I give her one more swift hard fucking slap to the thigh
>"Dii!" she says
>I think of all the things I've done to her since we met
>I remember the icecream cone
>"Hey Audino, I'd like to apoligize"
>"Dii?" she says looking puzzled
>"that I ruined your icecream cone. So I'll get you another one you fat bitch. After all, the fatter you make yourself, the more pleasure you bring me!"
>"Diinooo…." she sobs
>The End :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 21:37:40 No.24620591 Report

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>>24620178
>implying I don't do that WHILE I'm posting

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 21:41:49 No.24620603 Report

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>A Space Virus Alien right in front of me
Realistically I'd have a heart attack and die.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 23:25:24 No.24621005 Report

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Have sex.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 23:42:05 No.24621099 Report

Quoted By: >>24621174

Give it a meal, show it around the house, and then go back to working.

Maybe it can help me, though. And then we can chill together afterwards. But, I'd just let it do what it wants in the meantime.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 23:54:14 No.24621174 Report

Quoted By: >>24621191

>>24621099
help you with what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 23:58:05 No.24621191 Report

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>>24621174
Sculpture making and other art

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 00:06:46 No.24621221 Report

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cuddle it, love it, coo at it, and then teach it to destroy shit with its mind

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 03:45:24 No.24622127 Report

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Give it a hug of course.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 04:13:25 No.24622216 Report

Quoted By: >>24623917

stuff her until she's delirious

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 04:23:08 No.24622248 Report

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Feed her and cuddle her and ask kindly to ride her back all the way to Valhalla.
Yes I always make my Tyrant runs female I think it's cuter and I name them Elizabeth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 04:27:02 No.24622288 Report

Quoted By: >>24622331 >>24623870

Get ready folks, Hiro Nakamura answered us and we gonna have a /fur/ board soon, no need anymore for these stealth pokelove threads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 04:27:56 No.24622294 Report

Quoted By: >>24622308

>>24618685
Speaking of Eevee, Should i evolve him into Flareon, Vaporeon or Jolteon?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 04:29:39 No.24622308 Report

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>>24622294
Well that depends Anon do you want bulky power or speedy power.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 04:34:01 No.24622331 Report

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>>24622288
>yfw he bans everyone who posts in it again

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 04:39:50 No.24622347 Report

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Silently have a staring contest

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 14:12:21 No.24623859 Report

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>>24618685
Cuddle, dress up, go to amusement park.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 14:16:00 No.24623870 Report

Quoted By: >>24623883

>>24622288
What's wrong loving Pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 14:20:06 No.24623883 Report

Quoted By: >>24623963

>>24623870
Depending on the Pokemon, nothing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 14:34:25 No.24623917 Report

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>>24622216
>she

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 14:53:40 No.24623963 Report

Quoted By: >>24623970 >>24623989

>>24623883
What Pokemon are ok to love?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 14:56:38 No.24623970 Report

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>>24623963
Most of them? I don't know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 15:06:40 No.24623989 Report

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>>24623963
I think Goodras are allowed to be loved. I don't know about some bara, blaziken and lucario though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 15:12:06 No.24624025 Report

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>Feraligatr
If it would be like in the anime I guess I'd try to befriend it. If it would be like a real life alligator I'd probably be killed trying to run away.

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Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 15:20:07 No.24624060 Report

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I'm going for a critical!

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