>>24886602Thank fuck.
Where is Meowstic, anyway? I've got Reuniclus set up on a telepathic conversation with her and he seems like she's ok. Did she reach the school yet? The only reason why I think she'd get distracted was if...she was breaking into people's houses and stealing sponges. Again.
>>24886614Yeah, I've seen the first one. It was around the time of the First Plasma Incident. That's when shit hit the fan.
Back in 07 we heard about some kid having her Purrloin stolen by Plasma. Which was fucking low considering she was barely two at the time.
So me and my friends formed the Unovan Idiots' League. Our goal was to get Plasma to stop taking people's mons and destroying Aspertian families.
We spent afternoons procrastinating on the roof of one of the apartment complexes looking out for Plasma grunts. It's a good thing that one of us had a Gothitelle with Telekinesis. When we weren't on lookout we just dicked around and played video games.
And then one day, we found one.
We were so certain that he was in the middle of pulling some shit with his Scrafty by his side. Probably just setting up stuff for a rally in hindsight. Being the bright sparks that we were, we thought of a plan to incapacitate him.
Said plan was getting Swampert and Gothitelle to create a massive mud brick and fling it at them. It should be noted that while I was the oldest founding member, I was also the dumbest and most autistic.
Turns out that having a cubic meter of solid earth flung at you from dozens of feet in the air is a bit painful.
By which I mean a LOT of fucking broken bones.
We all got arrested for two accounts of inflicting grievous bodily harm. I'm not sure if there was any court stuff, though. Our parents were real pissed about the whole thing and after all of this shit cleared up we kind of got this 10th grader's Elgyem to wipe our minds of the previous few days between our bail and it all cooling down. None of us went to juvie though.
