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Heh. Easy. I'd be a fucking milf. Kangaskhan, Lopunny, Gardevoir, Gothitelle, Blissey and Mawile. I'd mawkishly giggle even when I'm getting my Pokemon obliterated in the heat of battle, and tease my opponents about how they battle so much harder than my husband ever could, shame how things turned out. Towards the end I'd gasp, act short of breath, and wipe sweat droplets from my forehead with a cutesy grin, giving opponent cutesy wink and a fistful of Poke each loss.
Plot twist is, like in real life, I've been divorced for two years and enjoy teasing the idea of an unsatisfying spouse only for the attention.
