>>25209394It's okay bro. We know you were a Pokemon fan as a little boy, like all of us.
But then
that bully on the playground pantsed you, punched you in the gut, and stole some of your Pokemon cards. In the aftermath of getting your clothes dirty, and a mini-panic attack of not finding your glasses and fearing they were broken, you scrambled about the dirt with your pants still to your knees exposing your tighty whities, as you try to find those precious Pokemon cards. You find all the uncommons and commons, and even some rares. But gosh darnit nooooooooo, he did it! He stole all the holographics!!! You pulled your pants up like a big boy, and realized it was time to really act like one. As you walked to enter the school, you dropped that wad of cards into the trash, and entered the building a man.But yeah, you're a man now. Too cool for Pokemon, eh?
