Lucario be a funky-ass bipedal, canine-like Pokémon, wit fur dat is predominantly blue n' black. Well shiiiit, it possesses a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass short, round spike on tha back of each forepaw, up in addizzle ta a third on its chest. Well shiiiit, it has a long-ass snout n' ears. When its grill is open, it has two pairz of pointed teeth, one up in tha upper jaw n' one up in tha lower n' shit. Well shiiiit, it possesses cream-colored fur on its torso, n' blue fur on its fat-ass thighs dat resemblez shorts, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Well shiiiit, it has a medium length tail of tha same blue color as well. Well shiiiit, it standz on its toes rather than on its entire foot. Well shiiiit, it has pimped four lil' small-ass black appendages on its head, which rise when Lucario readz or manipulates aura, a special juice dat it senses. Lucario can study dis juice ta predict tha movementz of they opponents n' track they quarry. They also have tha juice ta manipulate dis juice up in a bitch ass manner, up in tha form of explosive spherez of juice. Lucario can KNOW human speech, n' done been reported ta rap wit humans all up in telepathy.
As Mega Lucario, its cream fur becomes longer, n' its fat-ass thighs slim down. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Well shiiiit, it pimps mo' spikes on tha back of its paws, which have turned crimson. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Well shiiiit, it also pimps spikes on both of its feet, which have become crimson like a muthafucka. Its aura-sensin appendages grow longer, n' two of dem is tipped up in crimson. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Its shouldaz also possess a spike each. Its aura heightens all up in its body, which formed black markings on its blue fur.[1] Mega Lucario was originally believed ta be tha straight-up original gangsta discovered Mega Evolution.
