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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 00:10:22 No.26951198 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>26951355 >>26951464 >>26952840 >>26953971 >>26953980 >>26955131 >>26956067 >>26957785 >>26958257 >>26959478 >>26959551 >>26960520 >>26960561 >>26960972 >>26961487 >>26961847

>too much attention to not be a starter
When will you coding-fags get over yourselves

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RgBfM93rGc

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 00:12:06 No.26951213 Report

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It's just the random "welcome to the world of Pokémon" shitmon.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 00:14:00 No.26951235 Report

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Ah Nidorino..... My favorite starter Pokemon...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 00:17:18 No.26951273 Report

Quoted By: >>26951294 >>26951321 >>26951345 >>26952943 >>26956052

why do these japs always react the same, saying a "OH?, WOH?, OH??, OH?? ORA?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 00:20:01 No.26951294 Report

Quoted By: >>26951304

>>26951273
Theatrics. It's a show made for children.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 00:20:55 No.26951304 Report

Quoted By: >>26958669

>>26951294
Cam here to post this. Kind of like kids shows here where the people in it always act blown away by something simple or obvious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 00:23:27 No.26951321 Report

Quoted By: >>26951379 >>26953044

>>26951273
English speakers do stupid shit all the time.
Americans applaud at anything, for example.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 00:26:14 No.26951345 Report

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>>26951273
>all japs are actors for TV shows

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 00:27:23 No.26951355 Report

Quoted By: >>26954921

>>26951198
It was confirmed in Coro Coro it will have connection to starters...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 00:29:51 No.26951379 Report

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>>26951321
>Plane lands
>Clap
>Movie ends
>Clap

The fuck is wrong with Americans?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 00:31:59 No.26951400 Report

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>>26951379
It's because it sounds like gunshots, and 'muricans love guns

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 00:33:52 No.26951418 Report

Quoted By: >>26951437

Was Iwanko the Pokemon on the piece of paper they hinted at?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 00:35:19 No.26951437 Report

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>>26951418
No, that was Top Kek >>26950454

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 00:36:43 No.26951451 Report

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https://gyazo.com/259266ef95c98134eb7be781e78cc092.png

Fellatio detected!!

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 00:37:46 No.26951461 Report

Quoted By: >>26952617

>>26951379
I don't know, spending any significant amount of time in an enclosed space with several other people without getting shot at seems pretty worthy of an applause.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 00:38:05 No.26951464 Report

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>>26951198
Kawaii

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 02:46:45 No.26952617 Report

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>>26951461
kek'd

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 03:06:56 No.26952840 Report

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>>26951198
Can't wait to train one, soo happy it's not a shitty normal type.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 03:17:51 No.26952943 Report

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>>26951273

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 03:23:10 No.26952982 Report

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>>26952943
Jojo didn't invent whatever the word for ora is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 03:28:40 No.26953044 Report

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>>26951321
When people bring up Americans applauding everything, is it just in reference to that greentext or is it an actual stereotype?

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 03:30:54 No.26953075 Report

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 03:31:46 No.26953084 Report

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>>26953044
It's an actual stereotype. The fact that most foreigners arrive in America by plane and those planes tend to be full of Americans that clap when the plane lands doesn't actually prevent it from spreading.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 03:35:19 No.26953122 Report

Quoted By: >>26953852 >>26953859 >>26960318 >>26961015

>>26953044
It's legitimate. When movie ends 8 times out of 10 people clap at the end.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 04:40:24 No.26953812 Report

Quoted By: >>26960012 >>26961559

>>26953084
>not clapping to show that you are thankful for the pilot flying you up and down safely
Why are non Americans such thankless savages?

>mfw I learned non Americans don't have garbage disposals
truly such savages

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 04:41:24 No.26953819 Report

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>>26950454
>they knew it was such a cluster fuck of a design that if they simply turned it to the side nobody would ever be able to figure out its a pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 04:43:04 No.26953834 Report

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>>26953084
Wasn't there someone running for president who asked the crowd to clap for him?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 04:44:49 No.26953850 Report

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>>26953084
>Americans that clap when the plane lands
I refuse to believe they do this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 04:44:59 No.26953852 Report

Quoted By: >>26953882

>>26953122
Am american, that has never happened. It does happen when the plane lands though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 04:45:23 No.26953859 Report

Quoted By: >>26954958 >>26958397

>>26953122
In my experience people only clap after a movie if it's the first week or so it's playing, and only if it's for a highly anticipated film.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 04:45:30 No.26953860 Report

Quoted By: >>26953895

>>26953850
They do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 04:47:28 No.26953882 Report

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>>26953852
I'm American and I've had it happen plenty. Especially at the end of hig-budget franchise movies, like Star Wars or Harry Potter

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 04:47:46 No.26953884 Report

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>>26953850
Can confirm they do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 04:48:52 No.26953895 Report

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>>26953860
Of course you fucking clap after the plane lands.

You clap when performers are done performing a play, you fucking clap when the pilot who had everyone's lives in his hands for the entire flight get the goddamn plane down safely. It's common fucking courtesy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 04:49:05 No.26953901 Report

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>>26952840
Even worse it's a shitty rock type.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 04:51:14 No.26953925 Report

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>>26953895
Kek they actually fucking clap when the plane lands

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 04:52:14 No.26953943 Report

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>>26952840
I'll never understand people like you.

The games take place in a world with hundreds of fantastic animals of all shapes and colors and your all like "just give me a dog"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 04:53:05 No.26953952 Report

Quoted By: >>26954032

>>26953895
How does it feel that literally the entire rest of the world considers this so fucking ridiculous they don't even believe you actually do it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 04:53:05 No.26953953 Report

Quoted By: >>26953974 >>26953989 >>26953992 >>26960650 >>26961361

>>26953850
We absolutely do. It's to show appreciation for the pilot/other plane staff, and to congratulate the fact that we all made it together and will be happily heading to our destination next.
It's kind of like woo-hooing or honking when you're returning from a roadtrip and you see the sign saying you're now back in your home state.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 04:53:49 No.26953966 Report

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>>26953895
You don't need to slap your hands together to let them know they did a good job, its very clear they did.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 04:54:01 No.26953971 Report

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>>26951198
sheeeeiiitt

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 04:54:12 No.26953974 Report

Quoted By: >>26953993 >>26954014

>>26953953
>It's kind of like woo-hooing or honking when you're returning from a roadtrip and you see the sign saying you're now back in your home state.

Burgers do this too? Wow

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 04:54:18 No.26953977 Report

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>>26953943
>"just give me a dog"
Worse, he wants a fucking rock type dog, the only way it could be any shittier is if it was an ice type.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 04:54:33 No.26953980 Report

Quoted By: >>26956022 >>26959637

>>26951198

the fact that this shit is off center leads me to believe the same.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 04:55:00 No.26953984 Report

Quoted By: >>26954032 >>26954038

>>26953895
Do you clap every time the bus driver gets to a stop? He has the passengers' lives in his hands, too. What about when you don't get food poisoning after eating at a restaurant? Do you send the chef a thank you card?

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 04:55:29 No.26953988 Report

Quoted By: >>26954032

>>26953895
Are you one of those people who claps at the end of a movie in the theater?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 04:55:43 No.26953989 Report

Quoted By: >>26954007

>>26953953
We usually thank the staff as we walk off the plane here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 04:56:11 No.26953992 Report

Quoted By: >>26954014

>>26953953
>woo-hooing or honking when you're returning from a roadtrip and you see the sign saying you're now back in your home state.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Holy shit this just keeps getting better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 04:56:15 No.26953993 Report

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>>26953974
State pride, you know? And by the time you make it back home, you're probably travel-weary and ready to be back. Gotta keep that in-car morale up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 04:57:18 No.26954007 Report

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>>26953989
Yeah, we do that too; it'd be pretty rude not to. We just like celebrating things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 04:58:20 No.26954014 Report

Quoted By: >>26954068

>>26953992
See
>>26953974

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 04:59:46 No.26954032 Report

Quoted By: >>26954063 >>26955960

>>26953925
>>26953952
Why the fuck not?

You clap for actors at a play and bands at a concert to show that you appreciated their hard work.
Why shouldn't you show that you were thankful for the person who had your life in his or her hands for a ten hour flight?

>>26953984
You can just simply thank the driver has you get off and send your regards to the chef if it is a good meal.

>>26953988
Of course not. What would be the point? The actors and directors are not there to hear it.

Why are non Americans so unthankful? Is it because they lack Thanksgivings?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 05:00:18 No.26954038 Report

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>>26953984
>be American
>mother makes dinner for the family
>clap

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 05:02:12 No.26954063 Report

Quoted By: >>26954105

>>26954032
>send your regards to the chef if it is a good meal

I've seen this shit in sitcoms. You niggers actually do THIS too?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 05:02:57 No.26954068 Report

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>>26954014
What am I supposed to see?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 05:06:56 No.26954105 Report

Quoted By: >>26954141 >>26954195

>>26954063
Do non Americans not?

I would hate to work outside the USA. It seems like to you unfortunately countried ones, every job is a thankless one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 05:10:24 No.26954141 Report

Quoted By: >>26954177 >>26954213

>>26954105
>work at a restaurant, cooking food for dozens of people a day
>some waiter walks in and says "hey Bob, some guy at some table said the food he ate was good" dozens of times a day
>people you've never even seen
>people he may not even remember what ate
>over and over and over
That shit gets old quick, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 05:13:12 No.26954166 Report

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>>26953850
Honestly I haven't seen it in most of the flights I've been on. Most people are still half asleep, including myself. Perhaps its because they are frequent fliers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 05:14:50 No.26954177 Report

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>>26954141
>Praise and admiration gets old quick.
I wouldn't know.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 05:16:57 No.26954195 Report

Quoted By: >>26954213

>>26954105
Here's a shocker for you, anon: In most countries, tips are an optional present for your service provider. In murrica, they're a required fake-courtesy thing that's not included in the bill so they can pretend you didn't HAVE to give it to them.

Non-Americans get happy when they receive tips. Americans demand tips and get insulted when they don't receive any.

Which of them are doing a thankless job?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 05:19:39 No.26954213 Report

Quoted By: >>26954248

>>26954141
>>26954195
>work at a restaurant in a shitty not America "country"
>put my heart and soul into every meal I make
>never get thanked for my hard work
>don't even get tips because the "people" in my "country" are thankless bastards
>cleaning up the sinks take forever because we don't even have fucking garbage disposals
sounds like a pretty damn thankless job to me
(seriously why don't you guys have garbage disposals?)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 05:23:50 No.26954248 Report

Quoted By: >>26954312

>>26954213
If you don't get tips, it's because you do a shitty job and there's no social rule in that country saying that you have to give tips even if you didn't appreciate the service.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 05:30:51 No.26954312 Report

Quoted By: >>26954349 >>26965168

>>26954248
You don't have to tip in America either. You are pretty much expected to not get a tip if you did an absolutely shitty job here too. 15% if you did alright, and more if you provided excellent service. The tips are added to what is usually a below minimum wage too. It's a nice way to make sure everyone is paid for how well and hard they work as opposed to whatever commie shit goes down in your "countries" .

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 05:33:59 No.26954349 Report

Quoted By: >>26954384

>>26954312
>you're expected to get 15% tips if you didn't fuck up the job you're already paid to do
This is why your country is in the dumpster

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 05:34:35 No.26954354 Report

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CONFIRMED!!1$!

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 05:38:20 No.26954384 Report

Quoted By: >>26954538

>>26954349
>he says as he lives in a "country" without garbage disposals

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 05:47:26 No.26954475 Report

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>>26953850
It's a meme. I've flown in the US multiple times and I've never had anyone clap.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 05:54:56 No.26954538 Report

Quoted By: >>26954626 >>26954633

>>26954384
How's life without a simple thing like a kettle, anon? Why are you putting garbage in the sink anyway? That shit should be going in the bin. Are you guys so lazy that you won't scrape a plate into a bin before you go to wash it up?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 06:04:16 No.26954626 Report

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>>26954538
I actually have both a kettle and a teapot. Yes, I do know there is a difference. I love to make me some ginger peach white. Unsweetened of course.
You can't just scrape away everything off the dishes. Sometimes you need to use the sink hose to really get in there. I can only imagine how clogged up your uncivilized "kitchen" "sinks" are. They must smell nasty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 06:05:11 No.26954633 Report

Quoted By: >>26954782 >>26957717

>>26954538
Are you saying Americans don't have kettles? I'm Clapistani and I have a kettle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 06:22:36 No.26954782 Report

Quoted By: >>26954840 >>26957717

>>26954633
I don't, I boil all my water in the microwave.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 06:30:46 No.26954840 Report

Quoted By: >>26957717

>>26954782
Shh anon this makes people mad for some reason.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 06:38:50 No.26954921 Report

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>>26951355
Never said connection persay, just they all had a secret.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 06:42:15 No.26954958 Report

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>>26953859
This. I clap when it's a good movie and I know a lot of work was put into it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 06:45:56 No.26954984 Report

Quoted By: >>26955032

rockruff hits litten and rowlett super effectively, and is in return hit by poppolio and rowlett super effectively.
match-up wise, I think it's plausible. I'd welcome that kinda change tbqh

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 06:49:28 No.26955012 Report

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>A fourth starter? Inconceivable!

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 06:49:30 No.26955013 Report

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>>26953850
Only on really long flights during the day. It also seems to be more of a west coast thing. I have been on many flights, and it has only happened when a few people clap and then everyone else joins in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 06:52:10 No.26955032 Report

Quoted By: >>26955140

>>26954984
But I want to use Popplio and Rockruff on my team. I don't want to have to choose!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 06:54:55 No.26955049 Report

Quoted By: >>26955932

I'm just sitting here waiting for /vp/ to noticed the rocks around Rockruff's neck look exactly like the diamonds on the bracelets. But nope... gotta get sidetracked and be retards as usual. It's all but confirmed that this little guy is evolving into some sort of wolf/werewolf since it howls when the sun goes down and runs away from its trainer to evolve. we have a yellow (sun) and blue (moon) stone in the bracelets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 07:08:00 No.26955131 Report

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>>26951198
I'd be psyched if you can pick Rockruff over the starters, none of them look particularly good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 07:09:00 No.26955140 Report

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>>26955032
Hahaha, yeah that's one negative. such a cute motherfucker

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 09:06:37 No.26955879 Report

Quoted By: >>26955913

why are non-americans so autistic? why do you care if people clap for something?

if we want to talk about ridiculous shit let's talk about the Muslim rape camps in almost every European country

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 09:12:17 No.26955913 Report

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>>26955879
>m-muh muslims!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 09:12:58 No.26955917 Report

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>>26953850
They don't. I've flown on planes a lot and I've only seen people clap once, and that was after there was enormous turbulence during the landing and it was in thankfulness towards the pilot.

I don't know what everyone else is talking about.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 09:16:14 No.26955931 Report

Quoted By: >>26955950 >>26959441

>>26953895
Do you also clap when the bus driver gets you safely to your destination?
Fucking sperg.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 09:16:28 No.26955932 Report

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>>26955049
It'll probably evolve into a Diamond Dog.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 09:16:40 No.26955933 Report

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>>26952982
these guys scream one word when multi-punching, and that stand screams that, is the most famous, I also thought that shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 09:20:11 No.26955950 Report

Quoted By: >>26959441

>>26955931
To add to this, do you applaud your taxi diver? Your train driver? You've gotta extend the same courtesy to all people who work in public transportation, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 09:22:38 No.26955960 Report

Quoted By: >>26959441

>>26954032
>a pilot gets applauded
>the bus driver only gets a thank you even though he's more likely to get injured or even killed doing his job than the pilot
wew lad

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 09:30:53 No.26955999 Report

Quoted By: >>26956011

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 09:33:27 No.26956011 Report

Quoted By: >>26956042

>>26955999
>All 4 starters that your Rival can get
It all comes together.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 09:35:22 No.26956022 Report

Quoted By: >>26960483

>>26953980
>inb4 the last one is an electric type
>inb4 rockruff is the mon that your rival gets if you choose electric
>inb4 the starters mimic the 4 starters available in Gen 1
>inb4 the "it all comes together" meme is true

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 09:39:31 No.26956042 Report

Quoted By: >>26966210

>>26956011
What if Rockdog is actually a eevee?

Imagine evolving it into a Rock/Steel dog or Rock/Fire dog.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 09:41:43 No.26956052 Report

Quoted By: >>26956069

>>26951273
>"N-NANI?!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 09:44:11 No.26956067 Report

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>>26951198
I can't help but feel like Rocku Doggu is the Pikachu of Gen VII

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 09:44:33 No.26956069 Report

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>>26956052
dumb weaboo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 09:45:03 No.26956071 Report

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>>26952982
An extremely popular character that's most popular line is ORA (and only line), he may not have invented it but at this point he basically owns it. (it also doesn't mean anything, merely a battle cry or in this case something like ''ah'' or ''woah'')

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 14:23:32 No.26957717 Report

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>>26954633
>>26954782
>>26954840
I boil it in my coffee machine because I'm a cheap fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 14:31:37 No.26957785 Report

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>>26951198
It's going to be the new Lucario, just watch

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 14:33:22 No.26957799 Report

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I hope Rockruff doesn't evolve into a bipedal furbait like Zorua did.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 14:41:35 No.26957866 Report

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>>26953895
>surgeon performs operation
>patient claps to show his appreciation
>the wound opens up
>rinse and repeat
Fucking americunts

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 15:17:30 No.26958238 Report

Quoted By: >>26958291 >>26958517 >>26962787

/vp/, the only place where you can have a huge discussion over why americans and europeans do retarded shit that other people don't

Seriously though, why the fuck do you clap when the plane lands or a movie ends? The pilot knows he did a good job and so do you, simply because you arrived at your destination safely. A chef knows that people will like his food, if it tastes like shit he wouldn't have been hired in the first place. People don't need confirmation that they're doing their job properly. Would you walk through an office and clap everytime someone does the work they were assigned? It's stupid.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 15:19:36 No.26958257 Report

Quoted By: >>26958738

>>26951198
Komala is cuteee

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 15:23:04 No.26958291 Report

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>>26958238
>/vp/, the only place where you can have a huge discussion over why americans and europeans do retarded shit that other people don't
That's the Internet, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 15:28:06 No.26958347 Report

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>>26953850
They definitely do, but usually only on longer flights. NYC to Atlanta you probably won't get clapping, NYC to LA you almost certainly will.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 15:32:01 No.26958397 Report

Quoted By:

>>26953084
Never have I been on a plane where people clapped.
>>26953859
This is the only time people clap after movies. Last time I was at one this happened was The Force Awakens.

Some people did boo following The Phantom Menace though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 15:43:53 No.26958517 Report

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>>26958238
I've lived in america all my life, flown on tons of planes.

Never heard of a single person clapping after the plane lands nor at the end of the movie.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 15:56:59 No.26958669 Report

Quoted By:

>>26951304
IT'S RADICAL!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 16:04:41 No.26958738 Report

Quoted By:

>>26958257
Does she wake up if you put it in her ass?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 17:22:03 No.26959441 Report

Quoted By: >>26959654 >>26959704

>>26955931
>>26955950
>>26955960
Getting personally thanked by each passenger individually is better than getting applauded.
No because you have plenty of time to personally thank your driver.
Clapping is for when there are too many of you to each individually thank someone.

I guess I can't blame you unfortunately countried to not know the meaning of giving thanks. You lack your own holiday that teaches such.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 17:27:09 No.26959478 Report

Quoted By:

>>26951198
>Implying the pokemon the professor show when you make a new game is always special
No, this is just the same for every pokemon game ever, the professor show a random pokemon from the region and tell you how much pokemon are unique and must be loved blabla leave your mother
It's always the same thing stop being hyped for anything what are you ? 12 ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 17:29:48 No.26959506 Report

Quoted By:

>110 posts
>10 are on topic
>100 are about burgerclaps being burgerclaps

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 17:29:59 No.26959509 Report

Quoted By: >>26959546

>3 year old /v/ meme ruining a speculation thread

christ

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 17:34:09 No.26959546 Report

Quoted By:

>>26959509
>clapping is a meme

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 17:34:52 No.26959551 Report

Quoted By:

>>26951198
>too much attention to not be a starter
When will you coding-fags get over yourselves

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 17:43:37 No.26959637 Report

Quoted By: >>26961293

>>26953980
Guys, I found it.
>HOLY

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 17:45:01 No.26959654 Report

Quoted By: >>26959735

>>26959441
You clap at everything like retards hahaha now I know how to make fun of burgerfats

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 17:48:46 No.26959704 Report

Quoted By:

>>26959441
You're worse than the gen 6.5 fag.

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 17:50:32 No.26959735 Report

Quoted By: >>26959865

>>26959654
No we clap when we wish to individually thank someone, but can't because there are too many thankful people in the room.

Why is this so difficult for you thankless "people" to understand?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 17:56:58 No.26959825 Report

Quoted By:

>>26953850
I grew up in a military family and so flew on planes all the time moving from place to place. I have never seen this.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 18:00:34 No.26959865 Report

Quoted By: >>26959883 >>26959951

>>26959735
Most Europoor countries are full of people that are autistic and afraid of confrontation. They stand a meter apart from each other at bus stops and cross the street when they come across people walking towards them.
Clapping is an obnoxious American trait but I still prefer it over the cold stares that I get when I visit Europe.
I personally have never encountered clapping on flights to America though

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 18:02:50 No.26959883 Report

Quoted By: >>26959902 >>26960424

>>26959865
i'm a slav
>Most Europoor countries are full of people that are autistic and afraid of confrontation. They stand a meter apart from each other at bus stops and cross the street when they come across people walking towards them.
is that what western yuropoors actually do or are you memeing me
i don't recall seeing anything like that when i went on holiday

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 18:04:17 No.26959902 Report

Quoted By:

>>26959883

Not that guy but It's mainly a northern Europe thing like Sweden, North Germany, The U.K

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 18:09:57 No.26959951 Report

Quoted By:

>>26959865
I'm not an American, but I have flown there multiple times and I've never seen it either, but the more I think about it, the better of an idea it seems.

We clap for actors, comedians, and musicians, why shouldn't we clap for pilots? It's not like there's any time to thank them since everyone leaves the plane at once.

I think I might start doing it. Maybe it will catch on here in Germany. We could honestly use a bit more thankfulness here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 18:15:20 No.26960012 Report

Quoted By: >>26960203

>>26953812
yeah we non americans don't have garbage disposal we just swim around in trash.

literally where did you get that from. also clapping on planes is fucking retarded. you don't congratulate your bus driver for doing their fucking job

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 18:33:27 No.26960203 Report

Quoted By:

>>26960012
You must be Canadian then. I hear you guys have them too only you call them "garburators".

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 18:44:40 No.26960318 Report

Quoted By:

>>26953122
Bullshit. I worked at a movie theater for nearly a year, no one clapped at the end of any movies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 18:54:46 No.26960424 Report

Quoted By:

>>26959883
It's primarily a Scandinavian thing, though he's exaggerating.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 18:56:57 No.26960456 Report

Quoted By:

American here. I can understand clapping after popular movies end, around the first week or so. But I've never heard clapping out of all the times I've been flying. granted I haven't been on a plane since 2008 or so, is this a new thing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 18:59:11 No.26960483 Report

Quoted By:

>>26956022
>electric
>Inb4 Rockruff's final evo is Rock/Electric

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 19:02:08 No.26960520 Report

Quoted By:

>>26951198
>GameFreak has never given attention to anything else other than starters
I don't even know where to begin. This logic is flawed beyond comparison.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 19:04:54 No.26960560 Report

Quoted By: >>26960657 >>26960714

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 19:04:58 No.26960561 Report

Quoted By:

>>26951198
Azurill is my favourite starter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 19:11:58 No.26960650 Report

Quoted By: >>26960802

>>26953953
you shouldn't do neither

that's fucking bad taste and lack of modals
god damn, what a horrible society

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 19:12:19 No.26960657 Report

Quoted By: >>26960714

>>26960560
I would be a trillion times ok with this, for fucking real.

In fact I am going to be dissapointed if this is not the case.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 19:16:51 No.26960714 Report

Quoted By: >>26960813

>>26960560
I'm ok wi...
>>26960657
pretty much this
fuck eeveefags, for real

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 19:24:10 No.26960802 Report

Quoted By: >>26960940

>>26960650
>You shouldn't be thankful be thankful for others or enjoy where you live
God, I'm glad I live in America, where people are sane

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 19:25:03 No.26960813 Report

Quoted By: >>26960954

>>26960714
I actually like Eeveelutions. But I think it would be cool if the other half of the typings were spread out for a counterpart. That's much cooler than leaving half of typings without an Eeveelution, or just giving them all to Eevee.

Giving Eevee a counterpart opens up a lot of opportunities

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 19:35:17 No.26960940 Report

Quoted By: >>26961043

>>26960802
>clapping, acting like a uninhibited buffoon and being rowdy is the best and only way to express thankfulness and enjoyment

the fucking nerve

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 19:36:18 No.26960954 Report

Quoted By:

>>26960813
don't be mistaken, I like eevee as well and its evos, but man, eeveefags...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 19:37:39 No.26960972 Report

Quoted By:

>>26951198

It's a dog Pokemon

The entire point is that he's acting like a dog

It to contrast that your mom has a fucking Meowth, a fucking cat

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 19:40:19 No.26961015 Report

Quoted By:

>>26953122
I clapped after Star Wars, but that's it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 19:42:38 No.26961043 Report

Quoted By: >>26961078

>>26960940
I guess simple acts of joy seem like insanity to people who live is desolate lands of hate and thanklessness like Europe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 19:45:37 No.26961078 Report

Quoted By: >>26961156

>>26961043
>simple acts of joy
your mind simplicity is the exact problem

no education

you know what's simple? monkey behavior

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 19:52:01 No.26961156 Report

Quoted By: >>26961204

>>26961078
Ah yes, being calm, orderly, quiet, and joyless while worshiping a queen is common behavior for Europeans isn't it?
It's also common behavior for ants.
I'd much rather behave like another primate than a common insect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 19:56:33 No.26961204 Report

Quoted By: >>26961256

>>26961156
>you must be english

yeah, it is pointless to try to put some sense into you

I mean, congratulations, you surely convinced me, you won the argument

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 19:58:09 No.26961227 Report

Quoted By:

>>26951451
Reddit detected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:01:01 No.26961256 Report

Quoted By: >>26961277 >>26961288 >>26961301 >>26961335 >>26961380 >>26961392 >>26961415 >>26961428 >>26961436 >>26961482

>>26961204
I never did once claim you were English. I only stated that it is common for Europeans to have queens, at least more so than Americans.

The comparison still stands. Ants are quiet, clean, orderly, joyless, and thankless. The same can be said for Europeans.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:02:48 No.26961277 Report

Quoted By: >>26961330 >>26961419

>>26961256
>it is common for Europeans to have queens

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:03:51 No.26961288 Report

Quoted By: >>26961330 >>26961419

>>26961256
>it is common for Europeans to have queens
premium american education

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:04:14 No.26961293 Report

Quoted By:

>>26959637

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:04:57 No.26961301 Report

Quoted By: >>26961330 >>26961419

>>26961256
>I only stated that it is common for Europeans to have queens

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:06:32 No.26961330 Report

Quoted By: >>26961358

>>26961277
>>26961288
>>26961301
>at least more so than Americans
Not being able to read is also a common trait in ants.
Go back to your hill, antpeople.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:06:59 No.26961335 Report

Quoted By:

>>26961256
>he made me look bad with such a well timed animal comparison so I will make a tryhard comparison to ants

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:07:34 No.26961344 Report

Quoted By: >>26961391

how did this thread turn into a europoor obsession thread anyways?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:08:32 No.26961358 Report

Quoted By: >>26961419 >>26961433

>>26961330
>at least more so than Americans
what the fuck are you even saying

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:08:47 No.26961361 Report

Quoted By:

>>26953953
>It's kind of like woo-hooing or honking when you're returning from a roadtrip

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:10:09 No.26961380 Report

Quoted By: >>26961419 >>26961433

>>26961256
>it is common for Europeans to have queens
haha what? Name two.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:10:40 No.26961391 Report

Quoted By: >>26961413

>>26961344
The antpeople can't help it. They are jealous of the Amerimonkeys who can climb the trees to get the fresher fruit when they can only have the discarded fruit that rots on the forest floor.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:10:43 No.26961392 Report

Quoted By: >>26961433

>>26961256
>this whole post

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:12:25 No.26961413 Report

Quoted By:

>>26961391

>jelous of monkeys
>trying to turn the witty insult into a proud badge
man, this is as funny as the guys who were saying on facebook the "I'm proud to be a cuck"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:12:39 No.26961415 Report

Quoted By: >>26961419

>>26961256
>I only stated that it is common for Europeans to have queens,
>at least more so than Americans.
what teh fuck

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:13:04 No.26961419 Report

Quoted By: >>26961450 >>26961489 >>26961527

>>26961380
>>26961415
>>26961358
>>26961301
>>26961288
>>26961277

i'll do better, i'll name 5

queen silvia
queen margrethe II
queen maxima
queen letizia
queen elizabeth II

do europoors really not know about their own continent?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:13:27 No.26961428 Report

Quoted By: >>26961449

>>26961256
Stop, you're making us look bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:13:34 No.26961429 Report

Quoted By:

>>26951379
We get excited when our planes land on the ground instead of the World Trade Center.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:13:49 No.26961433 Report

Quoted By:

>>26961358
>>26961380
Have there not been more queens in Europe than America?

>>26961392
Hal Jordan is a great American hero (even if he is a fictitious one)
I welcome the comparison.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:14:00 No.26961436 Report

Quoted By: >>26961445

>>26961256
>I only stated that it is common for Europeans to have queens, at least more so than Americans.
>more so than americans
what the fuck does that even mean

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:14:46 No.26961445 Report

Quoted By: >>26961452 >>26961463

>>26961436
America has no queens.

Europe has queens.

Are you retarded?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:15:01 No.26961449 Report

Quoted By:

>>26961428
don't worry, most europeans know you are not all retards
but the ones who are, oh boy, they sure shine spectacularly

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:15:12 No.26961450 Report

Quoted By:

>>26961419
Are those all even still alive?

Anyways, now is the hard part;

>more so than americans
Name an American Queen.

Queen Latifa doesn't count ;)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:15:24 No.26961452 Report

Quoted By:

>>26961445
how many queens does europe have exactly

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:15:47 No.26961457 Report

Quoted By:

>it's a europoors act like children because their one and only pokemon game was medicore as fuck and the series has returned to america episode

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:16:03 No.26961463 Report

Quoted By:

>>26961445
that's a fucking given, why the "at least"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:16:48 No.26961470 Report

Quoted By: >>26961491 >>26961496 >>26961876

Holy shit I'm baffled.

Do europoors really not know that countries like Spain, Sweden, Denmark, the Netherlands, etc. have queens?

I'm american and i know this.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:18:15 No.26961482 Report

Quoted By:

>>26961256
>I only stated that it is common for Europeans to have queens
>if it is a european country it surely must be a monarchy
>with a woman as the state representative
what a scholar

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:18:35 No.26961487 Report

Quoted By: >>26961494

>>26951198
>got revealed in corocoro in japan
>took half a month to get revealed everywhere else
>gets revealed via the site

Yeah that's so much attention and it's clearly important.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:18:40 No.26961489 Report

Quoted By:

>>26961419
>expecting anything remotely intellectual from underage faggots who only care about muh pogeymans

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:18:46 No.26961491 Report

Quoted By: >>26961521

>>26961470
European ants know little beyond their own hill, unlike the proud Amerimonkey who travels throughout the jungle trees and sees all there is to see.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:19:06 No.26961494 Report

Quoted By:

>>26961487
This thread is about America, dumbass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:19:16 No.26961496 Report

Quoted By: >>26961509 >>26961854

>>26961470
because apparently all european countries have them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:20:08 No.26961509 Report

Quoted By: >>26961539 >>26961584

>>26961496
Maybe if European countries did have righteous queens they wouldn't be so cucked by the middle east right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:20:59 No.26961518 Report

Quoted By:

>>26951379
I've never been in a plane or theater where people clap. I don't see what's wrong with clapping in the plane, the pilot is there and did his job.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:21:00 No.26961520 Report

Quoted By: >>26965701

>>26951379
>Plane lands
Does this actually happen? On the planes I've taken there has never been clapping at the end, mostly people who are antsy to get off.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:21:13 No.26961521 Report

Quoted By: >>26961534 >>26961589

>>26961491
>proud Amerimonkey

I already said it but this is the exact same as the guys saying "I'm proud to be a cuck". Its too fucking funny how retarded you can be

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:21:20 No.26961523 Report

Quoted By:

>thread about best gen 7 pokemon ruined by a bunch of europoor meme spouters

keep it on /int/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:21:27 No.26961524 Report

Quoted By:

>>26953895
Literally my mom's Americans clap meme

Canadians do it too sometimes, but only rarely; I fly often. If one or two people start, the rest tend to join in. Maybe that's an allegory for modern American-Canadian relations.[/spoiler:lit]

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:21:34 No.26961527 Report

Quoted By:

>>26961419
>queen maxima
>queen letizia

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:22:22 No.26961534 Report

Quoted By: >>26961563

>>26961521
I think he's, uh, you know, joking you fucking idiot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:22:48 No.26961539 Report

Quoted By:

>>26961509
what the fuck are you even saying now

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:24:05 No.26961550 Report

Quoted By:

>it's another America vs Europe episode

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:25:16 No.26961559 Report

Quoted By:

>>26953812
Pathetic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:25:50 No.26961563 Report

Quoted By: >>26961579

>>26961534

yeah, pretending to be retarded

>uh
>mimicking real life speech on written form
you are no slouch either

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:27:20 No.26961579 Report

Quoted By: >>26961610

>>26961563
>Baited this hard
Like uh, how?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:27:44 No.26961584 Report

Quoted By:

>>26961509
Not going to happen, monarchies have almost no power here. Even our old Queen Liz is practically banned from having a political opinion at this point, all she can do is rake in billions from gormless tourists whilst wearing sick granny outfits.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:28:04 No.26961589 Report

Quoted By: >>26961610 >>26961626 >>26961641 >>26961658 >>26961680 >>26961684 >>26961695 >>26961714 >>26961734 >>26961764

>>26961521
Of course, I'm proud to be an Amerimonkey.
Amerimonkeys are smart and strong and can climb on top of all of the forest trees and shit on the lesser animals below.

Of course the European ants who get defecated on by the Amerimonkey, get jealous and try to attack the Amerimonkey, but the Amerimonkey is tough and brave and their weak European bites and stings do nothing to the Proud Amerimonkey who simply picks the European ants off his fur and eats them as the side order to his tasty fresh banana.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:29:12 No.26961610 Report

Quoted By:

>>26961579
fuck
pn another note, I don't think he is pretending to be retarded, for the love of fuck >>26961589
what am i even reading, this is unreal

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:30:18 No.26961626 Report

Quoted By:

>>26961589

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:31:20 No.26961640 Report

Quoted By:

> ITT: americunts being too proud of being a bunch of monkeys

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:31:21 No.26961641 Report

Quoted By:

>>26961589
what

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:32:24 No.26961658 Report

Quoted By:

>>26961589
you must be over 18 to post here

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:33:44 No.26961680 Report

Quoted By:

>>26961589
I want you to read that post you made outloud for yourself so that hopefully you can realize how stupid you are

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:33:58 No.26961684 Report

Quoted By:

>>26961589
Here's your (you), now go back getting fat.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:35:07 No.26961695 Report

Quoted By:

>>26961589
omedeto

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:35:16 No.26961698 Report

Quoted By: >>26961719 >>26961771 >>26961785 >>26961786 >>26961794 >>26961798

Europeans are actually upset with Americans?

Kek.

If it wasn't for us, you might not be alive. And if you were, you'd probably be a Nazi.

So you're welcome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:35:33 No.26961707 Report

Quoted By:

Other weird as shit stuff about America:

1. State sponsored indoctrination where they force children to pledge to their flag evey day in school.
2. National anthem must be sung before every sporting event.
3. A gap between the door and the wall in public toilets.
4. Americans just want food as cheap as possible, they don't care about quality (East coast/south in my experience). Explains the popularity of shit like Enten men's, Hostess, Taco Bell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:35:58 No.26961714 Report

Quoted By:

>>26961589
You deserve an award for triggering so many so easily

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:36:22 No.26961719 Report

Quoted By:

>>26961698
>And if you were, you'd probably be a Nazi.
what a fucking shame

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:37:25 No.26961734 Report

Quoted By:

>>26961589
10/10 bait

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:39:00 No.26961764 Report

Quoted By: >>26961793

>>26961589
there are no monkeys in north america

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:39:22 No.26961771 Report

Quoted By:

>>26961698
> History class: not even once

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:40:45 No.26961785 Report

Quoted By: >>26961807 >>26961912 >>26961960

>>26961698
>If it wasn't for the russians

*FTFY

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:40:47 No.26961786 Report

Quoted By:

>>26961698
american education at its best

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:41:09 No.26961791 Report

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>We /pol/ now

Oy Vey

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:41:31 No.26961793 Report

Quoted By: >>26961810

>>26961764
Yeah, there are. They elected one as their president.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:41:36 No.26961794 Report

Quoted By: >>26961912 >>26961960

>>26961698
>Ignoring the fact that Russia won WWll, not America.

Pretty typical, actually.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:41:43 No.26961796 Report

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Pic related.
It's the strong smart Amerimonkey who uses his superior intelligence and tools to outsmart the weak and hive-minded European ants and consumes them for a tasty snack.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:41:49 No.26961798 Report

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>>26961698
the "reading is for faggots" is more than a meme I see

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:42:45 No.26961807 Report

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>>26961785
That guy's a retard, but
>more of them died so they TOTALLY won us the war!
You should be thanking the eternal anglo instead, we rounded everyone up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:43:00 No.26961810 Report

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>>26961793
triple kek

.

Try not keep giving (You) to the monkeyposter because as hilarious as it is he is running out of tricks

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:43:14 No.26961813 Report

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Meanwhile, in Europe :^)

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:43:27 No.26961817 Report

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I'd like to remind you all that the United Kingdom of Great Britain is no longer European.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:44:34 No.26961830 Report

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I've flown many American flights, no clapping.

I've flown many Latin American flights, those people clap every flight.

HAPY FORT OF DJÜLY GOB BLESS THE USAYY :DDDD :DD

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:44:57 No.26961839 Report

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>>26961817
You're allowed to say that in 2 years retard. :] enjoy your immigrants

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:45:42 No.26961847 Report

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>>26951198
What if you start with being a trainer, or you it's your first poke instead of the initials

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:46:03 No.26961854 Report

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>>26961496
All the good European countries have them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:47:25 No.26961876 Report

Quoted By: >>26961934

>>26961470
The non-monarch European countries want all of Europe to be a republic and as such dismiss monarchs as mere fantasy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:50:20 No.26961912 Report

Quoted By: >>26961960 >>26961971

>>26961794
Like everybody in Russia died.
>>26961785
Churchill cried like a little bitch for our help and we weren't even involved.

YOU'RE WELCOME, EUROPE. YOU ARE WELCOME.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:52:34 No.26961934 Report

Quoted By: >>26961963

>>26961876
And what has being a republic gotten any of you? The same problems you had as a monarchy.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:55:25 No.26961960 Report

Quoted By: >>26961994

>>26961912
>>26961794
>>26961785
>Muh Russians saved WW2
>Muh Americans saved WW2
>Forgetting about the true scheming mastermind behind the allied victory
Yesssss... Fight, my pawns!
DIE FOR THE ANGLO

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:55:47 No.26961963 Report

Quoted By: >>26961989

>>26961934
Being a monarchy is a luxury they can't afford, so they're jealous.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:56:25 No.26961971 Report

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>>26961912
>Churchill cried like a little bitch for our help and we weren't even involved.
And it was Churchill who called for the Allied invasion of DDR and PRL to honour the independence guarantee we had, but America decided to cosy up to Stalin and the Soviets instead of crush them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:57:35 No.26961989 Report

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>>26961963
Ummm, you do realize I insulted you, too?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 20:57:59 No.26961994 Report

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>>26961960
We should have done to all of Germany what we did to Dresden.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 21:10:22 No.26962162 Report

Quoted By: >>26965688

So why don't European ants have garbage disposals?
Did their queen outlaw them for some reason?
Is it because ants like garbage?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 21:56:08 No.26962787 Report

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>>26958238
It's a white thing anon,you wouldn't get it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jul 2016 01:43:26 No.26965168 Report

Quoted By: >>26965313

>>26954312
>Allowing companies to underpay employees and expecting the customers to make up for it
Why is america so shit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jul 2016 01:56:59 No.26965313 Report

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>>26965168
The higher the Amerimonkey climbs, the fresher fruit he gets.
Meanwhile the European ants all get the same rotten fruit regardless how much each ant worked to receive it.

It must suck to not be an Amerimonkey.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jul 2016 02:32:54 No.26965682 Report

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I think the monkey analogy is apt. For all the advantages Americans have over the other animals rather than using them to better themselves they just sit around jerking each other off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jul 2016 02:33:57 No.26965688 Report

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>>26962162
Garbage disposals are very loud. They might prevent people from hearing the local mosque's call to prayer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jul 2016 02:35:22 No.26965701 Report

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>>26961520
the only planes ive been on where clapping has occurred was when we were forced to taxi for-fucking-ever, and the pilot announced that we were finally going to take off. Dont think I've ever been on a plane where people clapped when it landed.

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Anonymous Mon 04 Jul 2016 02:43:01 No.26965787 Report

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What the fuck even is this thread? It's like I'm really on /int/

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Anonymous Mon 04 Jul 2016 03:25:31 No.26966163 Report

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Rockruff will evolve into this gen's bipedal canine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jul 2016 03:29:54 No.26966210 Report

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>>26956042
>rockruff is a physical eevee
I'd be 100 kinds of okay with this

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