>>27069917While Instinct is for sure the most autistic, come on, have fun with it, like
>>27069931,
>>27069993,
>>27070037, and
basically everyone else.>>27068519[crackling fire SFX]
Join Valor, and you join a team of brave and mighty warriors who refuse to back down, even when things look grim for them. The team of the valiant, these fighters will become great with their Pokémon companions through rigorous training and sheer determination- for the both of them. The Valiant Trainer's sight of potential and power in all Pokémon, big and small, cute and fierce, even brave and meek, may inspire their teams of Pokémon partners, even brand-new friends, to grow stronger than their Mystic or Instinct rivals could ever dream.
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Join Mystic to enter the ranks of mysterious, shrewd men and women who seek personal growth through inner strength. The team of the clerical, these sages will seek strength for their Pokéfriends just like the Valiant do, but will do so by aiding them towards evolutionary greatness to become the best them they can be- perhaps becoming even mightier that their Valiant and Instinct kin of the same species. These wise Trainers will also achieve their own personal change, working hard to become their ideal selves.
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Join Instinct to become one with Nature, finding new power not in yourself or your friends but in the generations that follow you. The team of the future-thinking, these quick thinkers will find strength not for themselves, but for their young and their Pokémon's young, birthing young of amazing traits and protecting them fiercely to see them safely to adulthood. When all is said and done, one may find that these gifted children will perhaps grow up to greater heights than any Valor or Mystic member could.
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too much autism? is a bantz version in order? 
