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Fuck Pokemon go, i just had one of the most embarrasing experiences of my fucking life trying to play this game

>be a 20 yrs old regular looking individual
>decide to leave my house to play pokemon go for the first time
>decide to go to a park nearby because there's around 3 pokestops there and a gym
>get to the park and find 0 pokemon on the way to the park
>nothing but kids and their moms in the park
>a few kids playing go too on their phone
>they all avoid me as much as they can while looking at me weirdly
>already feeling uncomfortable being the only adult there playing fucking pokemon on his phone
>all kids avoid me and i'm in a giant grass field alone in the middle
>"o-ok let's find pokemon"
>keep walking and realize all the fucking pokestops are in a giant underground sewage passage down the park for some fucking stupid reason
>still 0 pokemon found
>some little kids playing soccer notice me and scream to me
"HEY FAG THERE'S A PIKACHU DOWN HERE, COME AND GET IT!"
>"YEAH I JUST GOT A CHARIAZARD BRO XD"
>they all laugh
>i hear some of their moms laugh too
>feel even more uncomfortable
>turn around to see all the soccer moms and old woman passing my staring at me REALLY
weirdly
>my anxiety is at the top, no longer want to be there anymore
>suddenly, finally a pokemon appears
>it's a fucking 30 cp pidgey
>catch it and leave with my head looking at the ground the whole time

This app fucking sucks, why am i forced to leave my house to play it? even worse it drains my battery like hell, i had 80% battery when i left and i had 50% when i came back and i only left for like 10 minutes, my phone was burning so much it was about to fucking combust.

I never want to do this shit again.