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Quoted By: >>27174490 >>27174688 >>27175364 >>27175436 >>27175458
I don't care or not if you believe me.
>Get to choose your starter, right after you do, Professor interjects about a fourth option
>You can either take what you picked, or swashpuckle, the Pirate Pickle Pokemon
>Immediately after is a battle with your rival. However, right after you select your attack, your Pokemon is halted by the rival backing out of the fight.
>There is an unskippable 37 minute cutscene where he talks about how much of a valuable friend you are.
>On the second route you come across is your first trainer battle
>A new feature is introduced, called "Alternative". Within this, you get to skip trainer battles by playing a minigame in which you move the stylus up and down whilst your character gives the trainer a handjob. I haven't encountered female trainers yet, so I'm not sure if there is an "Alternative" or what it is.
>Rowlet evolves into Mouthwash, the Semen Pokemon
That's all I got. They kicked me out pretty quickly.
>Get to choose your starter, right after you do, Professor interjects about a fourth option
>You can either take what you picked, or swashpuckle, the Pirate Pickle Pokemon
>Immediately after is a battle with your rival. However, right after you select your attack, your Pokemon is halted by the rival backing out of the fight.
>There is an unskippable 37 minute cutscene where he talks about how much of a valuable friend you are.
>On the second route you come across is your first trainer battle
>A new feature is introduced, called "Alternative". Within this, you get to skip trainer battles by playing a minigame in which you move the stylus up and down whilst your character gives the trainer a handjob. I haven't encountered female trainers yet, so I'm not sure if there is an "Alternative" or what it is.
>Rowlet evolves into Mouthwash, the Semen Pokemon
That's all I got. They kicked me out pretty quickly.
