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Nuzlocke Rules

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:36:31 No.27218362 View View Reply Original Report

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Dubs are now rules for my Nuzlocke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:37:38 No.27218371 Report

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You can only catch one of each type
>This includes both types from dual type pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:38:19 No.27218380 Report

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You can only have one Pokemon in your party at a time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:39:21 No.27218399 Report

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Every time you release a Pokemon, take a shot. If you've had that Pokemon since at least two gyms ago, take two shots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:39:48 No.27218403 Report

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You can only have three of each healing item on you at a time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:39:50 No.27218404 Report

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Evolving privelege come from gym battle

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:40:22 No.27218417 Report

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Start a new game each time you get Pikachu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:40:22 No.27218418 Report

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You can only use one ball of each ball type in the game

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:40:45 No.27218423 Report

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>>27218399
Wew

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:40:55 No.27218427 Report

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Dratini in the safari zone is an exception and you nust use it against lances dragonite.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:40:58 No.27218430 Report

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>>27218399
I guess OP is getting shit faced then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:41:18 No.27218433 Report

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>>27218362
Play naked

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:41:39 No.27218442 Report

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>>27218362
You can't use water-types. (that does include dual-types).

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:41:42 No.27218444 Report

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you have to masturbate every time you catch a pokemon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:42:09 No.27218451 Report

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>>27218399
>>27218433

Will I even be Nuzlocking by the end of this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:42:13 No.27218453 Report

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>>27218371
reroll

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:42:13 No.27218454 Report

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>>27218427
RRRROLLLLLLL

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:42:33 No.27218458 Report

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>>27218444
>>27218433

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:42:52 No.27218465 Report

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>>27218433
>>27218444
Lordy lord fucking christ

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:43:12 No.27218469 Report

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Pokemon of type x isnt allowed to have attacks of their type

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:43:44 No.27218480 Report

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>>27218444
>>27218451

Alright guys. This sounds less like a Nuzlocke and more like My Daily Life

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:43:47 No.27218481 Report

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>>27218399
>>27218433
>>27218444
You must record your entire playthrough

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:43:53 No.27218482 Report

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>>27218362
You have to name your Pokemon after characters from The Room

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:44:48 No.27218499 Report

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>>27218481
roll

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:45:45 No.27218506 Report

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>>27218499
savage

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:45:57 No.27218510 Report

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everytime you catch a pokémon release it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:46:14 No.27218514 Report

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>>27218427
Roll

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:46:19 No.27218516 Report

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>>27218499
Trips save me pls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:46:20 No.27218517 Report

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You can only use bug pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:46:44 No.27218521 Report

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>>27218399
>>27218433
>>27218444
>>27218499
Dis gon be gud

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:46:45 No.27218522 Report

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>>27218399
>>27218433
>>27218444
And start a live stream.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:47:01 No.27218524 Report

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>>27218371
rolin, rollin, rollin

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:47:03 No.27218525 Report

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No pokecenters

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:47:27 No.27218530 Report

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If a pokemon you have takes damage, you must release them immediately after the battle is over

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:47:45 No.27218535 Report

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>>27218522
Holy fucking shit my sides

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:47:55 No.27218536 Report

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Your rival has to be named "Cummies".

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:48:18 No.27218542 Report

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you must save after every step

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:48:46 No.27218548 Report

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>>27218399
>>27218433
>>27218444
>>27218499
>>27218522
Anon, makes sure to post the link on here, I wanna watch the Naked Pleasurelocke

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:48:52 No.27218550 Report

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>>27218522

Dubs demand this, OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:49:16 No.27218559 Report

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During every gym leader battle, you must stick a finger into your asshole for the duration of the battle

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:49:45 No.27218564 Report

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Every time you open up your item menu, you must put on one article of clothing until you finish the game

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:49:46 No.27218566 Report

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>>27218525

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:49:47 No.27218567 Report

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>>27218524
Rollin in the deep

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:50:07 No.27218575 Report

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no pokemon centers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:50:28 No.27218579 Report

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After every gym battle you have to take a shit on a picture of them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:51:17 No.27218595 Report

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>>27218399
>>27218433
>>27218444
>>27218499
>>27218522
>>27218566

>OP's nuzloke now involves him getting naked, masturbating and taking shots while livestreaming, and no pokecenters
>/vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:51:24 No.27218596 Report

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You must draw R34 of each pokémon you catch.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:51:46 No.27218605 Report

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You have to listen to the DK Rap on loop during the entire playthrough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:52:12 No.27218610 Report

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>>27218399
>>27218433
>>27218444
>>27218499
>>27218522
>>27218566

So basically, "Drunken man masturbates on live stream with Pokemon playing in the background"? I love you /vp/ even if you're ruining my life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:52:16 No.27218611 Report

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>>27218605
Roll

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:52:39 No.27218616 Report

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You must stick a finger in your bumhole every time a Pokemon faints.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:52:46 No.27218619 Report

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>drunknakedmasturbatelocke stream
wow

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:52:47 No.27218621 Report

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You may only battle the boy trainers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:52:47 No.27218622 Report

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If a Pokemon you catch is a mammal, lick the screen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:52:59 No.27218625 Report

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if your pokemon with the highest level dies, you have to finger yourself in the ass for 5 minutes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:53:06 No.27218626 Report

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>>27218610
While the DK Rap plays on a loop in the background >>27218611

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:53:48 No.27218640 Report

Quoted By: >>27218659 >>27218787 >>27218967

Ditch Pikachu for a NidoranM ASAP and name it Ganondorf. You can get one on Route 2.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:54:06 No.27218643 Report

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>>27218567
Papa was a ROLLin stone

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:54:12 No.27218645 Report

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OP must upload his nuzlocke on pornhub
>>27218611
You absolute madman

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:54:55 No.27218659 Report

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>>27218640
Rerolling.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:55:05 No.27218662 Report

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>>27218399
>>27218433
>>27218444
>>27218522
>>27218566
>>27218622

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:55:06 No.27218663 Report

Quoted By: >>27218750

You can't use Pikachu, the three starters, Eevee, any gift Pokémon, any trade Pokémon, any Legendary Pokémon. Once you get Pokéballs, you must catch a new Pokémon and ditch the Pikachu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:55:17 No.27218672 Report

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If you die in the game you die for real

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:55:59 No.27218680 Report

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you have to say "hail hitler" every time you capture a pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:56:02 No.27218681 Report

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>>27218645
Not even this anon, but roll

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:56:24 No.27218690 Report

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only battle the girls (excluding gyms)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:56:41 No.27218698 Report

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You may only begin playing once you reach 88 MPH on the highway

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:58:59 No.27218746 Report

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You must do push ups corresbonding to captured pokemon's level before you can continue.

Ie. Level 5 = 5 pushups

Can be done before or after masturbating

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:59:07 No.27218750 Report

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>>27218663
Roll.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 16:59:33 No.27218761 Report

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Save after every step

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 17:00:28 No.27218775 Report

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>>27218645
roll it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 17:01:00 No.27218787 Report

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>>27218640
Rerolling again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 17:01:28 No.27218797 Report

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Stop

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 17:03:34 No.27218831 Report

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>>27218645
fruit roll up

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 17:03:46 No.27218833 Report

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>>27218645
reroll

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 17:04:35 No.27218848 Report

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>>27218833
BOOM

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 17:05:35 No.27218861 Report

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>>27218371
reroll

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 17:06:13 No.27218870 Report

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>>27218362
If one of your Pokemon faints, it dies and you have to hold a funeral for it somewhere

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 17:06:30 No.27218875 Report

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>>27218833
Amazing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 17:10:01 No.27218923 Report

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>>27218362
You have to have a bro there the entire time, he has to suck you off whenever a pokemon evolves

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 17:11:42 No.27218941 Report

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>drunk, naked, masterbating and livestreaming the whole thing

I hope we've all learned something today, anons.

/vp/ is a horrible place and you should never ask them for help for anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 17:12:38 No.27218953 Report

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>>27218362
You can't turn the device on. You can only play the blank screen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 17:12:44 No.27218957 Report

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>>27218923
roll

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 17:13:31 No.27218967 Report

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>>27218640
fucking rerolling goddammit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 17:13:46 No.27218969 Report

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>>27218923

ROLL

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 17:14:04 No.27218974 Report

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>>27218967
Give up

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 17:15:17 No.27218989 Report

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You have to play the game upside down

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 17:15:24 No.27218990 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 17:16:21 No.27219003 Report

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>>27218990
Fuck, I wish I was around for that ahead. I was busy with life, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 17:18:41 No.27219034 Report

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>>27218923
reroll

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 17:20:26 No.27219061 Report

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You have to listen to this album all the way through, no skips

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 17:21:28 No.27219078 Report

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You have to release every pokemon you catch whose pokedex numbers ends in 6 or 9

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 17:22:58 No.27219099 Report

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>>27218969

REROLL

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 17:24:25 No.27219127 Report

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>>27219099

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 17:24:31 No.27219128 Report

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You CANNOT poop EVER until you have beaten the 5th gym.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 17:26:41 No.27219161 Report

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>>27219099
Fucking reroll? Fuck off with that shit and think of something yourself instead of rerolling, you lazy twat

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 17:27:24 No.27219176 Report

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>>27219061
>implying i'm not already listening to this great album
"b-b-but /mu/ told me not to like it"

shits pretty good man...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFlmvOyeww8

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 17:28:14 No.27219190 Report

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You can't use STAB at gym leaders battles if they're super effective against the gym leader's Pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 17:30:39 No.27219230 Report

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All mons have to be named after nazis or japanese idols, your choice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 17:31:44 No.27219249 Report

Quoted By: >>27219281

OP isn't gonna go through with it. People are bringing in ridiculous shit like "get a bj when your Pokemon evolves" and "masturbate on PornHub".

Rolling- you can only use Dive Balls

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 17:32:46 No.27219264 Report

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Every mon you use must have at least 1 HM if it can learns any.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 17:33:35 No.27219281 Report

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>>27219249
I would, but I can't even livestream

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 17:34:02 No.27219293 Report

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>>27219176
It's objectively the worst album of all time, but as long as you're enjoying your retardation, go for it.

OP Sun 17 Jul 2016 17:34:45 No.27219298 Report

Quoted By: >>27219310 >>27219323

I'm not doing any of this you fucking retards

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 17:35:38 No.27219310 Report

Quoted By: >>27219323

>>27219298
Well then get off the forum you retard, you set this up now go through with it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 17:36:32 No.27219323 Report

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>>27219298
>>27219310
>You think he's OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 17:38:18 No.27219359 Report

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No final evolutions.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 17:42:37 No.27219436 Report

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>>27219281

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 17:44:42 No.27219463 Report

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>>27219436
I'm a dood, dood.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 17:57:08 No.27219675 Report

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>>27219463
I meant the gif. Unless that's you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 18:00:13 No.27219712 Report

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>>27219675
Fuck if I know. I assume it's a girl because I want to fuck it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 18:18:21 No.27219959 Report

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>>27218362

you cannot play as boy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 18:22:06 No.27220019 Report

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If your entire party faints you have to kill yourself

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 18:22:12 No.27220020 Report

Quoted By: >>27220130 >>27220221

Capped just in case OP decides to go through with it. Also because this made me kek more than vp ever has before.

Drunken Pokemon Masterbater !JSN8X5.Us.

Drunken Pokemon Masterbater !JSN8X5.Us. Sun 17 Jul 2016 18:27:15 No.27220130 Report

Quoted By: >>27220171

>>27220020
Like I said before, livestreaming isn't possible for me. The best I could do is start a thread for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 18:29:47 No.27220171 Report

Quoted By: >>27220214

>>27220130
As in >>27218499 you could just record it and then >>27218833

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 18:32:36 No.27220211 Report

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>>27218596
Roll

Drunken Pokemon Masterbater !JSN8X5.Us.

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Drunken Pokemon Masterbater !JSN8X5.Us. Sun 17 Jul 2016 18:32:47 No.27220214 Report

Quoted By: >>27220235

>>27220171
Like I said I can't do much more than a thread. Which is weak.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 18:33:19 No.27220221 Report

Quoted By: >>27220761

>>27220020
You forgot
>>27218499
>>27218622
>>27218833
>>27219099

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 18:33:43 No.27220226 Report

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Every time you catch a pokemon you must make a haiku with this pokemon name/nickname.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 18:34:21 No.27220235 Report

Quoted By: >>27220283

>>27220214
Pics or it didn't happen anon, have the bro that's sucking you off every time you evolve a pokemon record it on his phone

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 18:35:59 No.27220258 Report

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>>27218371
Will roll on this one

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 18:37:29 No.27220283 Report

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>>27220235
>Implying I'll evolve

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 19:07:17 No.27220761 Report

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>>27220221
Those ones aren't funny

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 19:12:39 No.27220841 Report

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You must name all of your pokemon after countries which no longer exist

Also, reroll for the play naked + live stream dubs from earlier.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 20:29:01 No.27221998 Report

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Every time you enter a new route you must put your finger in your butt and smell it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 20:33:21 No.27222062 Report

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If you lose you have to stab yourself in the kidney.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 20:36:29 No.27222112 Report

Quoted By: >>27222238

You have to hold your breath every time you talk to an npc

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 20:42:18 No.27222199 Report

Quoted By: >>27222219

>>27218362
Everytime you catch a pokemon you have to sing its generation song.
Example:
Pikachu, Original Gotta Catch Em all song.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 20:43:52 No.27222219 Report

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>>27222199
Drunken Singing Pokemon Masterbater

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 20:44:21 No.27222229 Report

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You have to kill yourself if you lose a battle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 20:44:53 No.27222238 Report

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>>27222112
Reroll

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 20:45:55 No.27222253 Report

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Call in a fake bomb threat every time you fight a ratatta or raticate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 20:46:08 No.27222258 Report

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>>27222222

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 20:46:57 No.27222281 Report

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Everytime your opponents pokemon faints you must grab onto your ballsack.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 20:47:46 No.27222305 Report

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If your Pokemon's HP is a multiple of 8 you must release it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 21:29:03 No.27223188 Report

Quoted By: >>27224930

If you have masturbated to that pokemon before, you cannot catch it. If a pokemon evolves into one that you have masturbated to then you have to release it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 21:37:01 No.27223350 Report

Quoted By: >>27223382

You have to draw erotic pictures of all the Pokemon you lost when you lose them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 21:38:22 No.27223382 Report

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>>27223350
Reroll

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 22:48:49 No.27224677 Report

Quoted By: >>27225479

>>27218444
try this while playing pokemon GO

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 23:04:18 No.27224930 Report

Quoted By: >>27225272

>>27223188
>>27218444
Is masturbating all you guys ever think about?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 23:27:06 No.27225272 Report

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>>27224930
Its the only thing they have in their life

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 23:30:10 No.27225321 Report

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>>27218362
Kill your Pikachu on purpose

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 23:37:24 No.27225479 Report

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>>27218362
>>27218610
>>27218833
>>27218923
>>27224677

oh my god. please, no more, were gonna kill him.

News at 11: Naked masturbating man was seen playing pokemon go while recording and his "bro" was sucking him off. also, licking the screen. While listening to the DK rap on loop and taking a shot.

Forget the playthrough, he'll be dead in an hour.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 23:41:01 No.27225536 Report

Quoted By: >>27225548

>>27218362
alright, my turn, you must remove 1 rule someone else has given. Will re-roll 1 time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 23:42:04 No.27225548 Report

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>>27225536
quick reroll. i tried to help.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 23:52:50 No.27225717 Report

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>>27218746
rollin

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jul 2016 23:56:26 No.27225774 Report

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You don't have to play naked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2016 01:13:58 No.27226948 Report

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>>27218417
He can just not catch them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2016 01:21:11 No.27227038 Report

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You have to catch everything in a normal pokeball

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2016 01:26:57 No.27227121 Report

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You cannot evolve any of your pokemons

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2016 01:28:40 No.27227153 Report

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Play with a prostitute and lick her tits every time you find a pokeball.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2016 01:31:16 No.27227185 Report

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Drink your own semen if/when you find a shiny/legendary.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jul 2016 01:41:09 No.27227317 Report

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>>27218362
write a story about doing this challenge instead of actually doing it.

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