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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 20:40:19 No.27402966 View View Reply Original Report

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What pokemon would be best for home defense?
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Alphaville !!TORtoOQMEfy

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Alphaville !!TORtoOQMEfy Thu 28 Jul 2016 20:42:14 No.27402992 Report

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 20:46:54 No.27403057 Report

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Mewtwo. Human sized and can just make every intruder walk back outside and slit each other's throats.

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 20:46:56 No.27403058 Report

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Only problem would be the mes they'd make on the car.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 20:46:57 No.27403059 Report

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 20:47:04 No.27403062 Report

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>>27402966
Enjoy your house fire.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 20:49:43 No.27403097 Report

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>>27402966

Tyranitar.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 20:53:27 No.27403136 Report

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>not keeping a Durant hill in your basement for home defense.

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 20:56:05 No.27403164 Report

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>>27403097
>indoor sandstorm

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 20:58:38 No.27403187 Report

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>>27403164

I like sand.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 20:58:39 No.27403188 Report

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>>27402966
Chesnaught @ Assault Vest
Ability: Bulletproof
- Quick Guard
- Roar
- Block
- Helping Hand

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 21:00:15 No.27403209 Report

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>>27403136

I rather study it.

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 21:01:50 No.27403224 Report

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>>27403187

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 21:03:36 No.27403246 Report

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>>27402966

Anything psychic with precognition. Deal with shit before it happens. Gardevoir would be good, as per its Pokédex entry:

>Gardevoir has the ability to read the future. If it senses impending danger to its Trainer, this Pokémon is said to unleash its psychokinetic energy at full power.

Problem is you'd be too busy fucking it to worry about defending yourself or your property.

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 21:04:13 No.27403252 Report

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>>27403224

:)

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 21:04:51 No.27403261 Report

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>>27403136
>durant is only a foot tall
I thought it was supposed to be a huge ant.
Pokemon ruined forever.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 21:16:05 No.27403402 Report

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Any legendary would do honestly. No person would come close to a home guarded by legendaries.

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 21:16:26 No.27403407 Report

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Probably Arceus.

>Have a pet god to warp reality how I please
>It smites home invaders with its divinity

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 21:28:51 No.27403544 Report

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>>27403402
>>27403407
>"I have no imagination"

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 21:45:34 No.27403707 Report

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>>27403544
Fine, I pick Klefki because house keys that can fuck you sideways seem like pretty good home security.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 22:00:16 No.27403862 Report

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Gliscor

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 22:03:03 No.27403885 Report

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>>27402992
Alomomola

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 22:04:05 No.27403890 Report

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>>27403224
Came here to post this

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 22:04:19 No.27403892 Report

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It'll be just like Koga's gym in the anime, but with Electrodes instead.

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 22:05:40 No.27403912 Report

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>>27403188
>assault vest
>all status moves
You forgot to turn your trip on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 22:07:51 No.27403936 Report

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>>27403912
Are you intentionally missing the point?

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 22:15:34 No.27404031 Report

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>>27402966
Growlithe/Arcanine would be fantastic.

I think a Raichu would be good. It's fast, can attack from afar, and is about the size/weight of a large irl dog so it could do some damage if it's in close contact with an intruder. And it would still be small enough to comfortably have in your home.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 22:23:21 No.27404121 Report

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>>27402966
>Bury a bunch of Fortress in your yard
>All they know is explode

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 22:23:42 No.27404126 Report

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>>27402966
>strap a bunch of these around the house with their back facing forward possible "visitors"
There you go.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 22:24:59 No.27404141 Report

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>>27404126
>forward
Towards, I meant.

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 22:27:55 No.27404181 Report

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>>27403936
Not him but I don't get your shitty joke either

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 22:28:45 No.27404192 Report

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>>27404031
Pikachu would be better.

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 22:31:00 No.27404221 Report

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>>27402966
Mega Rayquaza, or Mega Mewtwo, or Arceus maybe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 22:32:55 No.27404245 Report

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>>27403057
I want to defend my home, not destroy it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 22:34:53 No.27404273 Report

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>>27403912
>>27404181
It's not even a joke. The point is they're all related to security. How thick are you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 22:35:19 No.27404279 Report

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>>27404273
Do you not know what assault vest does?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 22:35:48 No.27404288 Report

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>>27402966
I go for Gengar, because why resort to violence when you can spook the thieves?
If that doesn't work, there's nothing that a couple of Shadow Balls can't do.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 22:36:13 No.27404291 Report

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 22:39:34 No.27404334 Report

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>>27402966
The one that is shaped like a gun.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 22:40:32 No.27404348 Report

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>>27403209
This is off topic, Richard.

On topic, Wobbuffet would be a great way to guard your door, you can't get past it and if you try anything agressive you'll get it twice back. Well, unless you use a gun or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 22:44:53 No.27404401 Report

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psychic type would probably be best no? they would be able to detect them way before any other type and stop bullets/ rip weapons out of their hand with telekinesis.

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 22:48:09 No.27404426 Report

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Rotom, so while im in The house I can wash my cloths for free.

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 22:49:42 No.27404447 Report

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>>27404348
>Wobbuffet used mirror coat

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 22:50:01 No.27404450 Report

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>>27404348
>try to shoot a wobuffet with a .22
>It shoots you back with one of these

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 22:53:27 No.27404489 Report

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Might not be able to prevent their arrival, but it'll delay their departure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 22:53:42 No.27404493 Report

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Victreebel, set one up and watch as all intruders are turned into free food. Hell it be a good way of getting rid of any enemies all you have to do is invite them over.

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 23:03:13 No.27404597 Report

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an octillery that fires 20mm rounds

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 23:11:32 No.27404710 Report

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>>27402992

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Anonymous Thu 28 Jul 2016 23:25:28 No.27404907 Report

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>>27402966
>find a flock of murkrow
>befriend them with french fries
>lead them to my house
>instant murder

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Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 01:12:12 No.27406195 Report

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>>27404907
I remember

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Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 01:15:34 No.27406237 Report

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>>27404489
Can't invade a home if its burned to the ground.

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Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 02:42:16 No.27407352 Report

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>all these faggots choosing legends
I guess is can't be mad since autistic children aren't known for having great imaginations.

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Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 02:54:17 No.27407523 Report

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Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 03:19:13 No.27407947 Report

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Skarmory and beedrills for air support with zangoose on ground and Persian as patrol units

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Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 03:32:43 No.27408162 Report

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Houndour would be good,coupled with a mandibuzz

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Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 03:38:43 No.27408267 Report

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Invisible walls fucking EVERYWHERE

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 03:43:35 No.27408339 Report

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>>27403261
>one foot tall
>not huge for an ant
What kind of nightmare hellscape do you eek out an existence in? Remind me to stay the fuck away from it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 03:49:37 No.27408417 Report

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>>27408339
Probably an Aussie.

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Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 04:03:58 No.27408631 Report

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>>27402966

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Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 08:02:04 No.27411169 Report

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>>27404192
yeah, it's faster than raichu because it would have time to learn as a pikachu

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Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 08:16:22 No.27411268 Report

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>>27404288
Shadow ball on normal typing. Kek

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Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 08:21:55 No.27411292 Report

Quoted By: >>27411355

Good luck getting into my house through my maze of 128 bicycles and 128 Super rods

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Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 08:23:45 No.27411301 Report

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>>27404126
Dies to having a cigarette flipped in their general direction.

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Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 08:32:46 No.27411355 Report

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>>27411292
Trick Master, is that you?

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Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 08:49:59 No.27411440 Report

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I'm not sure its the absolute best but I think a Nidorino wouldn't be a bad choice.

Assuming the pokedex entries are accurate:

X: "It raises its big ears to check its surroundings. If it senses anything, it attacks immediately."

RS: "Nidorino has a horn that is harder than a diamond. If it senses a hostile presence, all the barbs on its back bristle up at once, and it challenges the foe with all its might."

ORAS:"Nidorino has a horn that is harder than a diamond. If it senses a hostile presence, all the barbs on its back bristle up at once, and it challenges the foe with all its might."

Pros:
* about the size of a dog
* great senses
* very very unlikely to evolve into something you can't care for on accident
* some pokedex entries mention specifically "foes" and "hostile presence".

Cons:
* venomous
* some pokedex entries mention it is HIGHLY aggressive or that it will attack "anything"
* not many natural ranged attacks compared to anything elemental.

Neutral:
* only the males are naturally inclined to defense until final evolution+nesting instincts.

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Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 08:54:05 No.27411461 Report

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any pokemon that can turn invisible

yes. even kekleleon

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Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 09:01:16 No.27411503 Report

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All you need is a good welcome mat.

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Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 09:03:41 No.27411519 Report

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>>27402966
Easy option.

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Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 09:08:27 No.27411550 Report

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gardevoir

will love me more than anything, see the future, and generate miniature black holes in case it's a really bad home invasion

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 09:11:30 No.27411568 Report

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Dead Marowack

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Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 09:11:51 No.27411569 Report

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>Octillary
The guy is a mounted machine gun of various special attacking moves.

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Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 09:17:08 No.27411602 Report

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>>27404279
Nigga, he ain't battling in the game. Lighten up.

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Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 09:17:26 No.27411603 Report

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How has nobody posted it yet

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 09:18:50 No.27411611 Report

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>>27404907
Teehee

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Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 09:21:25 No.27411619 Report

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>>27402966
Dogs are actually terrible for home defense. They don't attack burglars, as they have been taught to think that any human in the house belongs in the house.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Jul 2016 13:56:38 No.27413398 Report

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>>27411619
Who told you that? My dog is aggressive with any newcomer to the house, only acting friendly with the same set of people he grew up with.

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