>>27504830>inb4 not your personal blogChemical incineration testing. We collect and test samples of your products and burn them and give the results to you afterwards. Places like California are our biggest buyers because they have a stick up their ass over carcinogens.
Honestly, its kinda criminal how little work we actually do. Everyone here plays League and slacks off. I first came in two years ago expecting a hard working internship and found out that we just burn a few things a day in this big chamber, read what comes out and fax/email the info out.
We have to meet a certain quota and there aren't that many business that do this so we have a monopoly not just on the data but on the speed at which we work. The worst part is that our boss knows this. He slacks off all the time and talks about WoW: Legion non-fucking stop. He only cranks up the workload when companies start wondering where their info is.
This shit is the life. I thought I'd be stuck in a really hard engineering job or office cubicle cuckery for the rest of my life yet somehow I got a great paying job where everyone goofs off all day.
