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Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 05:01:55 No.27580476 View View Reply Original Report

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How does a guy who's clearly at least in his 60's have a daughter who is at most 7?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 05:02:56 No.27580484 Report

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He puts his dick inside a woman.
I know it's a crazy idea

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 05:03:08 No.27580488 Report

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>>27580476

He had a child when he was in his mid to late 50s. Men can father children much, much later than women can mother them. Not exactly a mystery.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 05:03:15 No.27580491 Report

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>>27580476
Healthy loins.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 05:04:17 No.27580504 Report

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Viagra caek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 05:06:14 No.27580529 Report

>>27580488
It's called MENopause for a reason.
He shouldn't be able to have kids in his 50's

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 05:06:19 No.27580532 Report

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>>27580476
Sperm is continually made and destroyed, while females are born with all the eggs they'll ever have (I think?) that age with them. So while a woman can't mother a child (or as safely) later in life, a man can father a child even past middle age just fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 05:07:28 No.27580545 Report

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my uncle fathered his 3rd child last year. he's 65

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 05:08:12 No.27580552 Report

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>>27580529
Oh my fucking god

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 05:08:37 No.27580559 Report

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>>27580529

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 05:10:30 No.27580584 Report

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It's entirely possible, just even more likely the children will be autistic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 05:10:35 No.27580588 Report

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>>27580529
oh my god

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 05:10:40 No.27580589 Report

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>>27580476

The woman's ferility is a bigger factor than the man's age

While it's true that men also become less fertile with age, their decline isn't as steep as a woman's

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 05:11:43 No.27580598 Report

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By gettin it in at 53?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 05:12:43 No.27580611 Report

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>>27580584

There's no real evidence that the parent's age actually has anything to do with the children being autistic.

It's just a case of people having children later, and autism becoming easier to detect/diagnose.

There's no actual correlation.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 05:13:32 No.27580621 Report

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>>27580529
Because men's testicles are put on pause, right?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 05:14:12 No.27580630 Report

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>>27580529
Please tell you were "merely pretending"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 05:14:14 No.27580631 Report

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>>27580529
...has to be bait

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 05:15:32 No.27580643 Report

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>>27580529

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 05:16:03 No.27580650 Report

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>>27580529
carlos couldn't afford an education

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 05:16:07 No.27580656 Report

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>>27580621
Andropause is actually a thing, but men don't become infertile the way women do, it's more about lowering testosterone as you age.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 05:16:47 No.27580667 Report

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>>27580529

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Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 05:18:45 No.27580701 Report

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>>27580529
Should we tell her?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 05:19:23 No.27580713 Report

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>>27580529
Did they not start the subject of Sex Ed. in school yet for you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 05:21:23 No.27580752 Report

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>>27580476
>>27580529
Was this entire thread a setup for a stupid pun, OP?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 05:23:00 No.27580772 Report

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>>27580529

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 05:23:27 No.27580778 Report

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>>27580476
>How does a guy who's clearly at least in his 60's
Look up John Tyler. He has two living grandchildren. I'm not surprised.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 05:37:28 No.27581016 Report

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>>27580529
Hey stupid, OUT

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Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 05:54:10 No.27581237 Report

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Imfuckingplying

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 11:33:47 No.27584153 Report

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>>27580476

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 11:37:21 No.27584172 Report

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>>27580529
Oh, my Arceus.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 11:39:25 No.27584185 Report

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>>27580529

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Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 12:07:53 No.27584389 Report

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>>27580529

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 12:17:36 No.27584443 Report

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>>27580584
>>27580611
I thought that the woman's age increased the chance of defects such as Downs Syndrome

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 12:19:17 No.27584462 Report

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>>27581237
Why do people feel the need to create this much offspring? Christ...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 12:21:37 No.27584481 Report

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>>27581237
>tfw IV breeding and you keep getting the wrong gender

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 12:32:02 No.27584547 Report

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>>27584443
both those idiots are retarded. since females are born with a limited number of eggs, those eggs degrade over time. by the time they hit 30, pregnancy can result in birth defects as bad as babies born of incest. men dont suffer from this problem because sperm is continuously produced and doesnt just sit there in storage. a man might eventually in old age become sterile, but an 80 year old man can still knock up a girl

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 12:33:44 No.27584557 Report

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>>27584547
>an 80 year old man can still knock up a girl
and produce a healthy baby i should add, unless the girl is over 30

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 13:15:03 No.27584902 Report

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Men's sperm can be just as functional as they were at at 80 years old just as it was 18

But women's eggs already become rusty around age 35

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 13:34:14 No.27585062 Report

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>>27584902
Why are men so superior?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 13:35:25 No.27585076 Report

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>>27580529
I kekd. Will reuse this.

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Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 13:42:45 No.27585145 Report

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>>27580529

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Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 13:45:26 No.27585172 Report

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>>27580476
The power of the COCK is invincible

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Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 13:49:37 No.27585214 Report

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>>27580529
Plz put me in the screencap

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 14:14:39 No.27585465 Report

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>>27580476
Oh please, Anon. The Egyptian Pharaoh Ramses II lived to around 90-years-old and fathered almost 100 children. It isn't that hard to believe a father that old could have such a young daughter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 14:17:11 No.27585491 Report

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>>27580529
Who would've thought /vp/ had such brilliant comedians amongst the beta autists here, brilliantly done anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 14:18:04 No.27585499 Report

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>>27585062
Its just the way it is

and btw, Andropause is a myth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 14:28:40 No.27585609 Report

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>>27584462
you know you play too much pokemon when you IV breed irl

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 14:30:07 No.27585624 Report

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>>27585609
Hitler would have loved Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 14:33:43 No.27585650 Report

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>clearly
I think it's just anime hair, anon

>>27585609
Not that anon but even in rl it's a very common term to call people with children. Calling them breeders is lookjng down on them, special in childfree groups.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 14:41:59 No.27585720 Report

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Foxy grandpa

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Aug 2016 15:12:58 No.27586083 Report

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>>27584462
inb4 >>>/pol/
muslims are doing this so they can take over faster, I'm mot going to let that happen

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