You really love riding GF's tiny chink dick, eh /vp/?
How come suddenly everyone loves these things? They either look like Yokai rejects or are so unoriginal that they're mind-numbing.
>Hey! They've got sandcastles in the beach! Let's make them into a Pokémon because my balls feel like it!
Next step is to make an actual sandal Pokémon. I can see it happening.
>b-but they're conceptually brilliant! there are no bad pokemon!
You're blinded by your hype. Once you realise that the new games will be shit because of all the things they'll surely remove (starting with the gyms), you'll then start focusing on the Pokémon and you'll see how bad they stand against previous Pokémon
>your just a genwunner! muh muk and muh voltorb
Not even they are as outrageous as many of these pieces of garbage. Not even the actual bag of trash is as bad as the fucking bear, for example. I actually love Pokémon from all generations and I'm aware that there are bad Pokémon in every one of them as well, but this is too fucking much.