>wake up as CEO in meeting room
>"Alright men, as my first decision as head of Nintendo, I propose that we reveal the NX earlier than expected. No direct or video will be necessary, just.. give me the machine and I'll take pictures of me holding it or something and post it on our Twitter. Well? What's the matter? Let's fucking do this thing!"
>"性交あなたは誰ですか?"
>"Huh? W-what?"
>"あなたは君島に何をしましたか?"
>"黒魔術!!!"
>"Oh. Godamn it OP. You needed to specify that we were replacing the NORTH AMERICAN CEO."
>walk out of room
>go into what seems to be a break room
>"DOES ANYONE HERE KNOW ENGLISH?!"
>"何?"
>"UGGH"
>Get caught by what I assume is a security guard
>spend an hour waiting by an office
>finally, he comes out, bows, and gives me an I.d. card with my face and name in Japanese on it
>about goddamn time
>spend 2 fucking hours or so moving around the building until I find the receptionist
>"Herro sir, what can do for you?"
>"Yes, hello, I'm the new CEO of Nintendo. Looks like there's been a bit of a mixup. Do you guys have like, a translator around that can speak English?"
>"Oh sorry sir, no can do it."
>points me to another door across the room
>it's a unisex restroom
>"No, I mean a translator."
>"U-uh.."
>fuck this
>go outside
>yell
>"DOES ANYONE HERE KNOW HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH?"
>"I do."
>some guy with backpack
>"Come with me."
>thanks to his translations, we finally got to a storage room
>security guard opens case and hands me a large smartphone
>"Is this.. what I think it is?"
>backpack man stares in amazement as well
>"So this is the NX huh? Looks smaller than I thought. Oh well, /v/ would flip their shit over this."
>take multiple pictures with NX, backpack man and security guard
>backpack man looks at me and says
>"Hey, can I hold it?"
>"Sure dude!"
>runs out of room with prototype
>look at watch
>already 24 hours
>wake up back in apartment
>mfw forgot to post pictures on Twitter
>mfw someone somwhere now has an NX
