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>>27945836
Is there anything Zues wouldn't fuck? He fucked women, men, animals and even inanimate objects. What a fucking cool guy, not like these old geezers YHWH and Allah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Aug 2016 20:32:43 No.27946022 Report

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>>27945836
so you picked a random bird, instead of a water-bearer or an actual eagle? What's wrong with you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Aug 2016 20:34:56 No.27946061 Report

Quoted By: >>27946161 >>27946235

>>27946022
>water-bearer pokemon

Like what? Why are you so triggered anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Aug 2016 20:35:41 No.27946086 Report

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>>27945913

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Aug 2016 20:36:22 No.27946099 Report

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>>27945911
It's a ram.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Aug 2016 20:39:08 No.27946161 Report

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>>27946061
a water type, at least. also
>pisces
>using a single sea serpent instead of two Basculin

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Aug 2016 20:41:20 No.27946213 Report

Quoted By: >>27946246 >>27950310 >>27955137

Cancer, literally the worst fucking Zodiac sign. Everything related to me is always SHIT, starting from my birth date. FUCK my life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Aug 2016 20:41:37 No.27946218 Report

Quoted By: >>27955027

>>27946161
Aquarius isn't a water sign.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Aug 2016 20:42:31 No.27946235 Report

Quoted By: >>27946272

>>27946061
Ludicolo, Lotad, or Lombre.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Aug 2016 20:42:56 No.27946246 Report

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>>27946213
The worst sign is Gemini

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Aug 2016 20:43:01 No.27946249 Report

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>>27945804
Aquarius is actually an air sign

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Aug 2016 20:43:12 No.27946252 Report

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>>27945729
Sagittarius is a fire sign so Rapidash Would fit better

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Aug 2016 20:43:57 No.27946272 Report

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>>27946235
>mexican kappa is somehow more relevant

Go away

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Aug 2016 20:44:14 No.27946279 Report

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>>27946246
Agree

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Aug 2016 20:45:00 No.27946296 Report

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>>27945729
>pistol shrimp for cancer

You might be retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Aug 2016 20:46:02 No.27946315 Report

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>>27946272
t. Donald Jewstrin Trump

Alphaville !!TORtoOQMEfy

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Alphaville !!TORtoOQMEfy Sat 20 Aug 2016 20:46:27 No.27946321 Report

Quoted By: >>27946496 >>27946628 >>27950156 >>27950658 >>27964414

Some may find my choices questionable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Aug 2016 20:47:53 No.27946358 Report

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>>27946022
Altaria is fine, clouds are just big watery waters.

The next best bet would probably be something like Pellipper

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Aug 2016 20:50:11 No.27946408 Report

Quoted By: >>27946457

This thread is cancer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Aug 2016 20:52:22 No.27946457 Report

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>>27946408
*rimshot*

Alphaville !!TORtoOQMEfy

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Alphaville !!TORtoOQMEfy Sat 20 Aug 2016 20:53:59 No.27946496 Report

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>>27946321
Ugh, didn't put enough thought into some of these.
Here's my revised list!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Aug 2016 20:54:38 No.27946509 Report

Quoted By: >>27946542

>>27945729
≥Virgo
>not Gardevoir
What's wrong with you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Aug 2016 20:54:52 No.27946517 Report

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>>27946496
Pretty biased desu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Aug 2016 20:55:53 No.27946542 Report

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>>27946509
Gardevoir would have been better as Libra actually.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Aug 2016 20:58:46 No.27946591 Report

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>>27946496
Okay you should explain all of these choices.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Aug 2016 21:00:54 No.27946628 Report

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>>27946321
>>27946496
I kind of get it
>Glalie is Libra because its stats are all balanced
>Whimsicott in Sagittarius because it pierces defenses
>Regigigas is Taurus because it takes a while to gain speed?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Aug 2016 21:08:00 No.27946790 Report

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>>27945817
yes http://imgur.com/gallery/FJ0wy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Aug 2016 21:20:59 No.27947064 Report

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>>27945913
You called?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Aug 2016 21:22:56 No.27947102 Report

Quoted By: >>27950156

>>27946496
>Bouffalant is in Leo and not in Taurus

I... Wait, what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Aug 2016 21:25:17 No.27947153 Report

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>>27945831
LOL

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Aug 2016 21:26:46 No.27947189 Report

Quoted By: >>27947326

>>27947064
>>27945913
Dude please no, not here. I want to get over it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Aug 2016 21:28:19 No.27947230 Report

Quoted By: >>27950234 >>27952135 >>27961002 >>27961056

>I don't know what the zodiac signs actually represent, or somehow think a sign's element is more important than what it actually represents: the thread: the movie: the video game: the broadway musical: the experience

Step aside faggots, objectively correct zodiac here.

>>27946496
>not having luvdisc and alomomola for pisces

buttscab pls

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Aug 2016 21:33:40 No.27947326 Report

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>>27947189
You will never escape it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Aug 2016 21:34:54 No.27947359 Report

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>>27947326
it keeps happening :o(

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Aug 2016 21:46:37 No.27947660 Report

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>>27945729
I tried.

Thoughts?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Aug 2016 21:48:55 No.27947724 Report

Quoted By: >>27947801

Can you people explain your choices for Libra?

I'm not following some of these

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Aug 2016 21:51:04 No.27947777 Report

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>>27946246
Agreed. She was a fucking whore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Aug 2016 21:51:49 No.27947801 Report

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>>27947724
>baltoy - balnces on that one point
>zygarde - balance legendary
>glalie - flat 80 base stat spread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Aug 2016 23:28:40 No.27949888 Report

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>>27945729
why zebstrika on sagitarius?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Aug 2016 23:30:35 No.27949941 Report

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>>27945729

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Aug 2016 23:34:19 No.27950039 Report

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>>27947660
best libra

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Aug 2016 23:34:58 No.27950056 Report

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>>27946496
Where's Alomomola?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Aug 2016 23:36:16 No.27950100 Report

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your libras are the absolute shittiest possible you maximum autismlords

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Aug 2016 23:38:51 No.27950156 Report

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>>27946321
>Regigiggas is Taurus
>Bouffalant is Leo
?

>>27947102
Bouffalant is a buffalo, not a taurus (bull) like Tauros

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Aug 2016 23:41:06 No.27950224 Report

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>>27946246
But anon, I'm a Gemini, the worst is Capricorn

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Aug 2016 23:41:31 No.27950234 Report

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>>27947230
this mother fucker is the only one in the thread who understands what pisces is supposed to be
>>27947660
except I like the idea of this and I'd totally be on board with that

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Aug 2016 23:44:10 No.27950310 Report

Quoted By: >>27962471

>>27946213
Could be worse.
You could be a Cancer, while your first name is literally another Zodiac sign.

I fucking hate everyone who has ever asked me if I'm a Leo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Aug 2016 23:58:34 No.27950658 Report

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>>27946321
Why is Grimer Scorpio

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 00:01:56 No.27950738 Report

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>>27945913
Most of those don't even fit the trolls

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 00:03:04 No.27950763 Report

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I feel like something like girafarig would be a better gemini

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 00:07:08 No.27950849 Report

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it bothers me to see two pokémon species representing a single zodiac

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 00:26:01 No.27951239 Report

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>>27945729
Fixed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 00:28:47 No.27951303 Report

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>>27947660
9.5/10.
Failed at pisces.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 00:58:12 No.27951949 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 01:08:09 No.27952135 Report

Quoted By: >>27952286

>>27947230
Do you mind explaining why you picked ludicolo? Also I think mareepboulder be a better fit for Aries. Other than that this looks perfect. I don't get why it took this long to have pyroar for leo.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 01:12:07 No.27952207 Report

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the only aries choice. it's not about being a ram, it's about being a hardheaded fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 01:16:27 No.27952286 Report

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>>27952135
Togetic or togekiss seem to fit the Aquarius theme much better. They're all about helping others and forming strong bonds. They're also flying type. Togetic even kind of looks like a vase.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 01:26:20 No.27952457 Report

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>>27951949
Cheeky

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 01:26:26 No.27952459 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 02:54:16 No.27954188 Report

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>>27946542
yea tru

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 02:55:01 No.27954199 Report

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>>27945729
>shrimp
>cancer

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 02:56:23 No.27954225 Report

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>>27946246
Aries is the worst sign

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 03:37:34 No.27954983 Report

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>>27945729
I don't even remember what virgo is or that it existed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 03:40:10 No.27955027 Report

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>>27946218
>>27946249

This. Why won't you listen?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 03:41:10 No.27955047 Report

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>>27946246
Agreed. Ex was one and he's kinda moody

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 03:41:54 No.27955062 Report

Quoted By: >>27955170

I'm a cancer, so I look these up every now and then, and all I find for the Pokemon is always a crab. I know it's supposed to be "cancer the crab" but can you fucking switch it up every now and then

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 03:41:58 No.27955063 Report

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That's really fucking uncanny, I'm Aquarius and altaria is one of my absolute favorites.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 03:42:21 No.27955071 Report

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Just here rapping all the Scorpio, best sign desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 03:42:53 No.27955078 Report

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>>27945913
why would you do this to me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 03:43:59 No.27955101 Report

Quoted By: >>27964579

Fixed

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 03:46:28 No.27955137 Report

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>>27946213
Death mask is pretty cool

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 03:48:33 No.27955170 Report

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>>27955062
>why are dogs in Pokemon always represented by the likes of Arcanine or Houndoom?!?!
>switch it up! use Golduck or Rotom-Mow!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 04:11:15 No.27955531 Report

Quoted By: >>27962899

>>27946272
>creature literally known for bearing water is somehow less relevant than a fluffy dragon bird

>>27955027
Because the actual concept a sign represents is more important than its element?

>aquarius means water bearer
>but it's an air sign, so it's better represented by a random flying-type than something that actually bears water

By your logic Aries should be Charizard. Who cares if Aries is a ram, it's a fire sign and we don't have a Fire-type ram, so let's make it a fire-breathing lizard instead, that makes way more sense. :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 04:13:32 No.27955573 Report

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>>27945729
>cancer is not krabby

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 04:19:04 No.27955658 Report

Quoted By: >>27958577 >>27962599

i'm sorry

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 04:25:22 No.27955750 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 04:49:32 No.27956129 Report

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>>27955750
I'm alright with this one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 07:34:44 No.27958515 Report

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>>27945804
but Op did that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 07:39:04 No.27958577 Report

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>>27955658
My favorite for Virgo representation so far. Fuck Gardevoir, fuck Florges.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 07:52:09 No.27958756 Report

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>>27945831
thanks, i litterally thought, if only cancer was crabrawler

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 11:50:26 No.27960851 Report

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got sprites from deviantart

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 12:07:33 No.27961002 Report

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>>27947230
Best one here, although Krabby could work for Cancer.

Also, I don't know about Saggitarius, but until we get a centaur pokemon it's the best we got

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 12:09:56 No.27961023 Report

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>>27945836
Then why isn't it an eagle pokémon?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 12:13:13 No.27961051 Report

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CORRECT ZODIAC

FUCK OFF AUTISTS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 12:13:32 No.27961056 Report

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>>27947230
>actually cares about astrology
Look at this loser.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 12:18:03 No.27961086 Report

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my two cents.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 13:24:21 No.27961794 Report

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>>27951949
Saint seiya?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 13:25:56 No.27961812 Report

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>>27951949
Based Saintbro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 13:32:22 No.27961902 Report

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>>27945925
YHWH and Allah aren't a different God. And "they" both technically are the Greek God Cronus.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 14:02:48 No.27962232 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 14:15:49 No.27962381 Report

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>>27951303
Yeah, you're probably right. What would be best for Pisces? Both Basculin?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 14:25:01 No.27962471 Report

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>>27950310
i like your name

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 14:33:56 No.27962599 Report

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>>27955658
Homestuck?
I'd use Leavanny for Virgo and Deino for Libra if so. And maybe Duosion for Gemini

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 14:36:54 No.27962644 Report

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>>27962381
Wishiwashi

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 14:53:38 No.27962899 Report

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>>27955531
clouds carry water you dumbo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 16:11:27 No.27964414 Report

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>>27945913
what hath thou wrought
>>27946321
>>27946496
I feel like a better choice for Pisces would be Alomomola.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 16:20:49 No.27964579 Report

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>>27955101
>virgo
>OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 16:31:48 No.27964755 Report

Quoted By: >>27964836 >>27964876

dumbasses, Aquarius is an AIR sign, not water

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 16:37:03 No.27964836 Report

Quoted By: >>27965099

>>27964755
that's why pelipper fits it's both a flying type and can carry water in its bill

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 16:39:13 No.27964876 Report

Quoted By: >>27965072

>>27964755
>Aqua
>From latin: Aquarius means Aquarium, a big vase of WATER
>>not water
You are shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 16:49:55 No.27965072 Report

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>>27964876

earth = Capricorn, Virgo, Taurus
Water = Pisces, cancer, Scorpio
Fire = Aries, Leo, Sagittarius
Air = Gemini, libra, Aquarius

Look it up

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 16:50:58 No.27965099 Report

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>>27964836
I agree with Pelipper for Aquarius.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 16:54:04 No.27965172 Report

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Pellipper doesn't seem very thematically Aquarian imo

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