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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 23:40:50 No.28285268 View View Reply Original Report

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So you can name 750+ Pokémon.
But can you name 10 different animal species?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 23:41:58 No.28285289 Report

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Caterpillar
Cocoon
wait fuck

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 23:42:55 No.28285308 Report

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>>28285268
Fucking faggot OP
>dog
>cat
>mouse
>lion
>bat
>duck
>bird
>worm
>Hitmonchan
>fish

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 23:43:32 No.28285322 Report

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>>28285268
Yes, thanks for asking

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 23:43:41 No.28285326 Report

Quoted By: >>28285372 >>28285410

Sure anon

Mammal
Crustacean
Fish
Arachnid
Insect
Arthropod
Reptile
Amphibian
Birds
Molluscs

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 23:45:34 No.28285372 Report

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>>28285326
Fucking retard. Classifications aren't speci-
That's the joke, isn't it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 23:47:09 No.28285410 Report

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>>28285326
These are just types

Actually what is the type chart for IRL animal types

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 23:47:54 No.28285431 Report

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>>28285308
yeah, and I can also name plants:

flower
tree
grass

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 23:48:55 No.28285441 Report

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>>28285308
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 23:49:02 No.28285443 Report

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>>28285410
The majority would be Bug-type, the rest would be Normal-type.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 23:50:05 No.28285458 Report

Quoted By: >>28285522

>>28285431
Yeah, but can you name 10?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 23:51:21 No.28285484 Report

Quoted By: >>28285508

>>28285410
Almost everything is weak to almost everything, especially poison

Fire works against everything but only humans learn fire moves

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 23:52:16 No.28285508 Report

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>>28285484
There are no fire moves in the animal kingdom, fire is not a type of fucking animal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 23:52:54 No.28285521 Report

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Hercules Beetle
Japanese Rhinoceros Beetle
Persian Cat
Calico

i only remeber beetles and cats

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 23:53:04 No.28285522 Report

Quoted By: >>28285554

>>28285458
>flower
>tree
>grass
>bush
>weed
>seaweed
>palmtree
>carnivorous plant
>fruit
>vegetable

that's how >>28285308 (You) sounded like

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 23:53:56 No.28285536 Report

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>>28285508
>bombardier beetles
>pistol shrimp
>fire ants
>rappers

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 23:54:18 No.28285543 Report

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>>28285508
What about bombardier beetles?

They fart super hot juice from their asses all over ants that piss them off.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 23:54:43 No.28285554 Report

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>>28285522
Are you so autistic you can't see the irony from this thread and that post? Read it again. Jesus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 23:56:20 No.28285585 Report

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Canis lupus
Mus musculus
Felis catus
Loxodonta africana
Balaenoptera musculus
Columba livia
Apis mellifera
Periplaneta americana
Pan troglodytes
Gallus gallus

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 23:56:21 No.28285586 Report

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>>28285536
Only bombardier beetles are relevant. Pistol shimp use impact and concussion-inducing shock waves, they don't give a shit about the heat the bubble snap causes. Fire ants aren't fire. Rappers aren't fire, they all want to be ice cold.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 23:56:29 No.28285588 Report

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>>28285508
No animals are fire type but some can use fire moves

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 23:58:08 No.28285605 Report

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>>28285554
non-autist normies can all die in a fire

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 00:00:45 No.28285637 Report

Quoted By: >>28285732

>mouse
>cat
>dog
>bug
>bird
>flower
>lizard
>fish
>cloud
>pikachu

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 00:06:12 No.28285732 Report

Quoted By: >>28285744 >>28285755 >>28285786 >>28285924

>>28285637
>cloud
My nigger. Clouds are one of my favorite animals, anon. Did you know that they feed off vapor and then piss over when they feel endangered?
Really, though. How in the fuck is there not a cloud Pokémon yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 00:07:23 No.28285744 Report

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>>28285732
>what are tornadus I and thundurus I

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 00:07:57 No.28285755 Report

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>>28285732
>What are Swablu and Altaria
I know it's not technically a cloud, but come on

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 00:08:53 No.28285770 Report

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>>28285744
Just because they sit on a cloud, doesn't mean they ARE clouds.

>>28285755
Ah, yes. There are too many to remember sometimes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 00:09:22 No.28285786 Report

Quoted By: >>28291866

>>28285732
CASTFORM

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 00:10:45 No.28285811 Report

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Hound
Dog
Beast
Cat
Feline
Orange Cat
Bulldog
English bulldog
Manticore
Puppy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 00:11:20 No.28285822 Report

Quoted By: >>28285839

Is this a "name 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan" sort of thing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 00:12:00 No.28285839 Report

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>>28285822
see >>28285308

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 00:14:01 No.28285874 Report

Quoted By: >>28285902

Of course they can't because 90% of the retards here think Crabrawler should be water type

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 00:15:38 No.28285902 Report

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>>28285874
I know. It should've been Ice-type because it's light blue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 00:16:26 No.28285924 Report

Quoted By: >>28285954

>>28285732
>Tornadus
>Thundurus
>Swablu
>Altria
>Lunala

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 00:17:43 No.28285954 Report

Quoted By: >>28286465

>>28285924
>Lunala

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 00:45:46 No.28286465 Report

Quoted By: >>28292968

>>28285954
The moon is clouds, dumbo

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 00:49:44 No.28286553 Report

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>>28285268
>Bruce lee
>Jet li
>Donnie yen
>wu jing
>Bruce llang
>Jackie Ch
Fucking faggot OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 00:52:20 No.28286615 Report

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>>28285268
easy
>Jaguar
>Antelope
>Cat
>Kangaroo
>Iguana
>Elephant
>Cow
>Hippopotamus
>Ant
>Nudibranch

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 02:37:32 No.28288708 Report

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>cat
>dog
>horse
>pumpkin
>chandelier
>magnets
>sludge
>lion
>Jackie Chan

Shit

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 04:09:01 No.28290327 Report

Quoted By: >>28290733

Norway rat
Hercules beetle
Great-horned owl
Hellbender
Barn swallow
Gopher tortoise
Reindeer
Antlion
Giant anteater
Anglerfish

Now, can you guess what pokemon draw from these?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 04:20:33 No.28290529 Report

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yesterday I found out foxes and dogs are the same animal so I don't know anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 04:24:23 No.28290602 Report

Quoted By: >>28291620

I can't name 750 Pokemon. All Pokemon after Gen 3 are forgettable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 04:32:10 No.28290733 Report

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>>28290327
>Ratta line?

>Obvs heracross

>Noctowl

>Wtf is a hellbender

>Taillow/Swellow

>lolwut

>stantler

>trapinch line

>heatmor

>lanturn

Meh. Good enough

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 04:38:02 No.28290825 Report

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>Fox
>Dog
>Owl
>Bird
>Badger
>Rat
>Ox
>Sheep
>Goat
>Jackie Chan

and thats only with memeing about le zodiac theory.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 04:39:48 No.28290855 Report

Quoted By:

>>28285268
Cat
Dog
Jackie Ch--FUCK

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 04:40:58 No.28290869 Report

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Octopus
Squid
Gorilla
Chimp
Lemur
Cheetah
Panther
Lion
Tiger
Dave Batista

!!TORtoOQMEfy

!!TORtoOQMEfy Tue 06 Sep 2016 04:42:26 No.28290898 Report

Quoted By: >>28291467

homo sapiens
homo erectus
homo habilis
drosophila melanogaster
drosophila suzukii
ophiophagus hannah
rattus rattus
mus musculus
malus pumila
citrus sinensis

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 04:42:55 No.28290915 Report

Quoted By: >>28291512

Cat
Dog
Fish
Fox
Hippo
Rat
Chicken
Human
Negro
Mole

There you go.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 04:43:57 No.28290935 Report

Quoted By:

>>28285268
I cant name 100 pokemon yet Ive caught everyone of them

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 04:44:19 No.28290943 Report

Quoted By: >>28291534

>>28285268
Jaguar
Anaconda
Chickadee
Kangaroo
Indian Elephant
Eagle
Crab
Horse
Ankylosaurus
Narwhal

There, EZ

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 04:53:14 No.28291102 Report

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>>28285268
1. Hydra
2. Goblin
3. Xenomorph
4. Slow Loris
5. Fast Loris
6. Octopussy
7. Cookie Monster
8. Devil
9. Devil-man
10. Sonic the Hedgehog

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 04:59:25 No.28291219 Report

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>dog
>cat
>bass
>rat
>seagull
>orca
>hamster
>mouse
>bull shark
>bulbasaur

FUCK

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 05:03:51 No.28291305 Report

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Dimetrodon
Homo Sapien Sapien
Anomalocaris
Hallucigenia
Sarcophilus Harrisii
Jackie Chan
..goddamnit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 05:06:19 No.28291351 Report

Quoted By: >>28291520 >>28293685

>>28285443
Fish aren't water type? You can't tell me pistol shrimps aren't water/fire or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 05:12:39 No.28291467 Report

Quoted By: >>28291573

>>28290898
OP is a homo erectus.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 05:15:11 No.28291512 Report

Quoted By: >>28291556

>>28290915
>Human
>Negro

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 05:15:34 No.28291520 Report

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>>28291351
Fish are normal, shrimp are bug

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 05:16:33 No.28291534 Report

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>>28290943
>Indian Elephant
>Naming Pokemon

You failed this test.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 05:17:45 No.28291556 Report

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>>28291512
Are you implying those aren't valid animals?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 05:18:43 No.28291573 Report

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>>28291467
I bent my homo erectus the wrong way jerking it, now it is merely a homo golimpus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 05:19:21 No.28291591 Report

Quoted By: >>28291619 >>28292867

>>28285268
The real question is: why we don't index animals by giving them numbers to serve as identifiers?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 05:21:23 No.28291619 Report

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>>28291591
Because there are literal millions of species

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Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 05:21:25 No.28291620 Report

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>>28290602
Newb

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 05:22:12 No.28291633 Report

Quoted By:

>>28285770
It's a cloud that dragons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 05:38:14 No.28291844 Report

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No. Because animals suck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 05:40:28 No.28291866 Report

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>>28285786
I think this one passes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 05:43:24 No.28291906 Report

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Of course OP, I'm a wildlife biologist.

>I still know more pokemon names than animal species by scientific name

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 05:45:28 No.28291933 Report

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Homo sapiens
Felinus sylvestris?
Canines
Vespidae
Ascidiacea

That's the best I can do

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 05:45:43 No.28291935 Report

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>>28285268
I know a ton of birds by their common names, if you mean scientific names I really only know plants (sarracenia). Only know a (relative) handful of mammals and reptiles down to the species level, and no Latin.

Also I can maybe name 170 Pokemon tops.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 06:49:02 No.28292786 Report

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>>28285268
Rasenkaidan
Kabutomushi
Haikyonomachi
Ichijikunotart
Kabutomushi
Dolorosanomichi
Kabutomushi
Tokuiten
Giotto
Engeru

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 06:53:16 No.28292840 Report

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>Alligator Snapping Turtle
>Cassowary
>Mantis Shrimp
>Silverback Gorilla
>Siberian Tiger
>Blue Whale
>Rhynoceros Beetle
>Horseshoe Crab
>Jackson's Chameleon
>Giant Panda

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 06:54:53 No.28292867 Report

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>>28291591
It would be a fucking huge effort for that. Insects alone are in the millions of species identified. Add the rest of life and microorgasnisms and it would take forever to accomplish that.

Mind you, some kind of world database with such information would actually be really rad

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 06:56:51 No.28292890 Report

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Aldebaran mud leech
Belzoidian flea
Centaurian slug
Danaxian tapeworm
Edosian slug
Fargan
Hupyrian beetle
Ice-Bore
Lingta
Mugato
Gribble
Tribble

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 07:00:13 No.28292925 Report

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Brush rabbit
Flower-loving Delhi sands fly
California spiny lobster
Garibaldi fish
Rainbow trout
White-lined Sphinx moth
Monarch butterfly
Green parakeet
Delta smelt
Mountain Lion

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 07:02:56 No.28292968 Report

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>>28286465
if the moon is clouds than is it also a dragon that moons?

biologist

biologist Tue 06 Sep 2016 08:15:06 No.28293619 Report

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Pyrocephalus rubinus
Taenia soleum
Tursiops truncatus
Pan troglodytes
Apis melifera
Tyrannus melancholicus
Cicalis flaveola
Pantera onca
Orcinus orca
Andinobates bombetes
Phyllobates terribilis
Homo sapiens
Canis lupus
Tiktaalik roseae
Gymnothorax funebris
Oophaga histrionica
Boa constrictor
Ambystoma mexicanum

And the list goes on...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 08:21:51 No.28293685 Report

Quoted By: >>28293703

>>28291351
>Fish aren't water type?

nope. have you ever seen a fish using watergun or hydropump.

some are poison types though. like the Blue Angel. that's like a pokemon for real.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 08:24:06 No.28293703 Report

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>>28293685
The archerfish (spinner fish or archer fish) form a monotypic family,Toxotidae, of fish known for their habit of preying on land-based insects and other small animals by shooting them down with water droplets from their specialized mouths.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 08:30:45 No.28293763 Report

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>>28285268
J-Jacky Chan?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 08:51:29 No.28293972 Report

Quoted By: >>28294009

>>28285268
>So you can name 750+ Pokémon
>implying I bothererd memorizing every shitmon out there

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 08:55:05 No.28294009 Report

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>>28293972
>Implying it takes any effort at all to remember all of the pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Sep 2016 11:53:25 No.28294799 Report

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Spiral staircase
Rhinoceros beetle
Ruins street
Fig tart
Rhinoceros beetle
Via dolorosa
Rhinoceros beetle
Singularity point
Giotto
Angel
Hydrangea
Rhinoceros beetle
Singularity point
Secret emperor

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