why can't Brock catch a girl?
>He doesn't have the balls.

Why did Lysandre cross the road?
>He didn't. Because he's dead.

why did Ash go back to school?
>He kept failing his finals.

why wouldn't the Vanilluxe do anal?
>Because it was two vanilla.

what did the Marrowak say to the Pidgey?
>Nothing. Because she's dead

why was the midget Pokémon mad?
>because it was a little Krabby

why couldn't Serena enter the Rhyhorn race?
>because she's dead