>>28870651Roc Ingersol
>>28873116You are a highly motivated person with very little skill, your verve more than makes up for that though. You love wearing hats and pumping your fist. You're a fucking mack but you're stupid as shit and don't notice it. You'll probably forget I called you a mack before you finish reading this.
>>28875599https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jynTNYSKNuk>>28876894Stuck your dick in an electrical socket, never looked back.
>>28876911You're a gentleman of fine taste. You like your Pabst Blue Ribbon lukewarm and shaken from being in the trunk of your cousins car, you like your steak cooked to perfection in the McDonald's kitchen, and you love reading Marvel comics but only the ones where Batman stars.
>>28876924When you look in the mirror you don't like what looks back at you, the haunting noise of silence fills your ears as you look at the creature that is trying its best to resemble you in every way. You feel a cold chill run down your spine, you know it knows your watching and yet it sits there picking its teeth. You can't help but look at your "reflection" and marvel at how many teeth seem to fit in its mouth. You hear your mother call you, the whore of the east side, the slut of the building, you turn to answer the bitch. When you turn back to the mirror to say farewell to the creature in the mirror, only your reflection remains.
