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>Be me, a Raichu
>Evolved with an item, making it possible that someone doesn't evolve their Pikachu
>My pre-evo is the mascot of the franchise
>He gets his own game
>He gets to use Surf and Fly
>He can use different clothing, giving him moves of diferent types
>He says his name instead of a cry like all the other pokemon
>People never talk about me and prefer that yellow fuck
>I get an Alola Form and my own Z Move
>Finally my time to shine
>He also gets a Z move, based on a dance in real life
>The website doesn't even describe my Z move
>Back to the shadow of my pre-evo again
Why was i cursed with such a horrible fate?
>Evolved with an item, making it possible that someone doesn't evolve their Pikachu
>My pre-evo is the mascot of the franchise
>He gets his own game
>He gets to use Surf and Fly
>He can use different clothing, giving him moves of diferent types
>He says his name instead of a cry like all the other pokemon
>People never talk about me and prefer that yellow fuck
>I get an Alola Form and my own Z Move
>Finally my time to shine
>He also gets a Z move, based on a dance in real life
>The website doesn't even describe my Z move
>Back to the shadow of my pre-evo again
Why was i cursed with such a horrible fate?
