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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 18:47:14 No.29041207 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>29042025 >>29042154 >>29042249 >>29042376 >>29042421 >>29042997 >>29043489 >>29046075 >>29047042 >>29050109

>you will never have your brain transplanted into a pokegirl's body
Why even live?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 19:20:24 No.29041884 Report

Quoted By: >>29042764

I would never wish to live in a girl's body with a fucking brain surgery scar all over my head ruining my perfect feminine beauty

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 19:28:36 No.29042025 Report

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>>29041207
Yeah, well, have fun when the gender dysphoria hits (unless that's what you're going for).

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 19:34:39 No.29042154 Report

Quoted By: >>29042344 >>29042352 >>29042546 >>29043042

>>29041207
>you will never catch some of the biggest, hungest pokemons you can find and let them use you as their fucktoy
Just kill me in my sleep already.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 19:39:43 No.29042249 Report

Quoted By: >>29043226

>>29041207
> you will never experience puberty as a pokégirl
May as well kill myself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 19:44:34 No.29042344 Report

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>>29042154
aka6, before anyone asks

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 19:44:53 No.29042352 Report

Quoted By: >>29042437

>>29042154
sauce

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 19:46:07 No.29042376 Report

Quoted By: >>29042446

>>29041207
This would only be worth it if the Pokegirl I became got stuck with my obese neckbeard body in return. Seeing their terrified reaction as they come to terms with being a gross, sweaty permavirgin would be so hot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 19:47:56 No.29042421 Report

Quoted By: >>29042577

>>29041207
BIG

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 19:48:39 No.29042437 Report

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>>29042352

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 19:49:02 No.29042446 Report

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>>29042376
>being fat in the current year
Literally no excuse.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 19:50:40 No.29042483 Report

Quoted By: >>29042746 >>29043342

>tfw you'll never be Lillie

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 19:53:06 No.29042546 Report

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>>29042154
>let them use you as their fucktoy
Same.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 19:54:35 No.29042577 Report

Quoted By: >>29042631

>>29042421
CHAINSAW

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 19:56:01 No.29042600 Report

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Dibs on Dawn

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 19:57:40 No.29042631 Report

Quoted By: >>29042672

>>29042577
HANDS

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 19:59:58 No.29042672 Report

Quoted By:

>>29042631
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 20:03:03 No.29042746 Report

Quoted By: >>29042893

>>29042483
why do you want to be a jellyfish?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 20:03:59 No.29042764 Report

Quoted By: >>29044262

>>29041884
just use a hat

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 20:06:48 No.29042816 Report

Quoted By: >>29044316 >>29044338

Wow this board is extremely gay.

No wonder a lot of you like Poppmaid.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 20:11:35 No.29042893 Report

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>>29042746
To tease huge pokeknots with my perfect little feet, of course.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 20:16:01 No.29042997 Report

Quoted By: >>29043053 >>29043414 >>29044357 >>29046273

>>29041207
>wanting to be a girl
>not just wanting to fuck a girl

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 20:18:12 No.29043042 Report

Quoted By: >>29043133 >>29043342

>you will never plant your seed in any of the pokegirls
>>29042154
kek fag

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 20:18:44 No.29043053 Report

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>>29042997
>not wanting to be part of a lesbian orgy

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 20:22:39 No.29043133 Report

Quoted By: >>29043204

>>29043042
>not wanting to be a cute girl pumped full of giant cocks all day
Gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 20:23:30 No.29043149 Report

Quoted By: >>29043219

>>29042446
I can't believe you have the audacity to shame me in a "I want to be the little girl" thread, of all places. This is already rock bottom, you bastard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 20:25:25 No.29043186 Report

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Being TG'd into one would be far better then brain surgery.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 20:26:15 No.29043204 Report

Quoted By: >>29043430

>>29043133
>wanting to be a little submissive bitch
Nah, I am not one to judge though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 20:27:01 No.29043219 Report

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>>29043149
Just because I wish I could be a little girl and get impregnated by huge pokemons doesn't mean that I don't consider a duty keeping myself in good shape.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 20:27:16 No.29043226 Report

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>>29042249
>never experiencing fucking a pokegirl throughout her blossoming
fuck my life

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 20:32:07 No.29043342 Report

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>>29043042
I'm going to have my testicles removed. I don't need them in this life...

>>29042483
>will never even meet a girl like Lillie
I'm also going to remove my whole life

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 20:36:04 No.29043414 Report

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>>29042997
> not wanting to have pretty titties
What are you, gay?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 20:36:59 No.29043430 Report

Quoted By: >>29043516 >>29043579

>>29043204
>not wanting your breeding partner to blow his load in your womb and carrying his egg in your belly
And you call yourself heterosexual?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 20:38:59 No.29043489 Report

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>>29041207
>irl women are too obsessed with food and poor fashion choices to even bring you close to the level of these pokegoddesses

I think I'll have my next tinder date shoot my brains out

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 20:40:07 No.29043516 Report

Quoted By: >>29043579

>>29043430
Oh right that is because you assumed my gender. Haha, nice try buddy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 20:43:00 No.29043579 Report

Quoted By: >>29043605

>>29043516
>you assumed my gender

daaaaaamn anon >>29043430
, you got yo privilege checked

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 20:44:08 No.29043605 Report

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>>29043579
forgot image

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 21:19:16 No.29044262 Report

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>>29042764
I can't wear a hat to parties, I'd look like some dumb bimbo stuck in the 80's.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 21:21:49 No.29044316 Report

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>>29042816
You've only now realized that?
Honestly if I became a girl I'd go full lez, fucking dudes is gross.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 21:23:23 No.29044338 Report

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>>29042816
Not just gay, most of the board is zoophile trash that wants to fuck/get fucked by Pokémon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 21:24:42 No.29044357 Report

Quoted By: >>29045979

>>29042997
>NOT wanting to be a girl

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 23:09:15 No.29045979 Report

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>>29044357
HE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 23:16:02 No.29046075 Report

Quoted By: >>29049685 >>29049747

>>29041207
>You'll never have your brain transplanted into a cute pokemon's body
Why even live?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 23:28:25 No.29046273 Report

Quoted By: >>29046988

>>29042997
I can do both

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2016 00:08:28 No.29046988 Report

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>>29046273
Girls rubbing nubs doesn't count as sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2016 00:10:42 No.29047042 Report

Quoted By: >>29047089 >>29047094

>>29041207
Why would I want to become a girl when i'm already a girl?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2016 00:13:30 No.29047089 Report

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>>29047042
Do you want to be a boy then? I'm fine with trading bodies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2016 00:13:52 No.29047094 Report

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>>29047042
breast or leave

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2016 02:26:26 No.29049685 Report

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>>29046075
I want to be put into the body of a female gardevoir and get fucked by a galade

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Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2016 02:29:54 No.29049747 Report

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>>29046075
I want to be put into a female gardevoir and get fucked by a galade

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2016 02:49:20 No.29050109 Report

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>>29041207
This sounds like some Space Station 13 shit.

>Die via a combination of my own stupidity and events out of my control
>Body gets hauled to medbay
>Brain removed
>Original body tossed out and replaced with pokegirl body for shits and giggles
>Try to continue my job as if I didn't get the body of a young girl
>Die again
>The cycle repeats

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