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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 00:01:52 No.29509056 View View Reply Original Report

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You're alone at a bar when [the last pokemon in your team] sits beside you and offers you a drink.

How do you respond?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 00:03:35 No.29509094 Report

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Drilbur.

He's not old enough to drink, so I push him off the stool. He's too short to get back up and needs someone to carry him to the counter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 00:19:14 No.29509443 Report

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>Slowbro

What a bro

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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 00:20:36 No.29509482 Report

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>>29509056
>Stoutland

my dog shouldn't be drinking

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 00:22:41 No.29509535 Report

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>>29509056
Tentoxa, what are you doing?
How is a tentacruel here?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 00:22:52 No.29509539 Report

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>>29509056
>Roserade
Sure, I wonder what drink she'll buy me then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 00:22:57 No.29509541 Report

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>>29509056
>Salamence
So that's how you breath fire eh?

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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 00:23:47 No.29509569 Report

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>>29509056
>Egg
I-I don't know, anon. What should I do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 00:34:39 No.29509801 Report

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>>29509056
So I was sitting at the bar as suddenly some girl sit next to me and offer a drink, I the gentleman could not stand that a girl pays for the drinks, I ask the girl "how much does your drink cost?" she said "I need about treefiddy." Suddenly I realized it was not a girl but a giant crustacean from 1996 I said "I aint giving you treefiddy you god damn it Lapras!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 00:35:29 No.29509819 Report

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HOLY FUCK A REAL POKEMON

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 00:37:03 No.29509847 Report

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>>29509819

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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 00:40:08 No.29509901 Report

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>>29509056
>Zorua

Oh shit, this is gonna be fun.
>Be me
>Bar isn't too known, so all the tables are empty
>I like to be alone, so I just take the table in a hidden corner of the bar
>"At least this bar doesn't smell like piss"
>Awkwardly ask something to drink, bartender looks at his coworkers with a strange look, but say nothing.
>When I'm about to pay my drink, a soft like silk hand stops me
>I look behind
>10/10 cute girl was handing the bartender the double of money
>She was giving me one of those looks
>That was a once in a lifetime chance, if I didn't my move now, I'd regret it for the rest of my life
>But fuck, that was so sudden...
>Calm down, anon, this is not the moment to drop spaghetti
>Just relax and don't say anything stupid
>Take a deep breath and gather all my resolve

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 00:42:17 No.29509940 Report

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>audino
Go home and fuck

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