>All these ridiculous claims>>29526757Don't fuck planes.
>>29526780Burns your dick or just plain crushes you.
>>29526781Probably releases a ton of scales when you fuck it, killing you from scale overdose, which is a thing, apparently.
>>29526857You can't fuck flowers with your dick. Plus, it's ugly as sin.
>>29526912Prepare to get stabbed by its tail when it's having too much fun.
>>29526971Would probably bite you and claw at you during sex.
>>29526981You'd be fucking a violent shadow that wishes to kill everything.
>>29527019Kek.
