>>29561339why is it edgy to kill poopmaid, but not edgy to ill the ferrothorn.
You know what I would do though? Protect the seals. I would fend off the ferrothorns. I would take care of the seals and raise them nicely in a comfortable home. I will give them the best food they've ever had. I will pour all my love into them. Then once they are nice and fattened up I will start very gradually being cold to them. Start with a little ignoring them. Just putting the food in dishes instead of hand feeding. When they come to me I will flash them a look of disgust and quickly walk away. Then I will be the nicest person in the world to them again the next day. I keep repeating this, but every time the amount of days it takes for me to start being nice again will increase until they are completely dependent on my approval. Then I will start the physical abuse. I will pound their worthless faces into the wall while they cry and beg for forgiveness wondering what they did wrong. Get their fat bodies nice and tenderized. Then I hate fuck the mother, and let her think that the sex has earned forgiveness. I make a giant pool just for the two of them as proof I forgive them. They get into the pool. And then I boil the water and fry them up for some meaty goodness that me and my pogeymanz (the cool ones) will eat.
