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ROLL YOUR POKEWAIFU

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Roll! Last digit determines. One reroll only.

1 = breeder girl
+bubbly and caring
+large chest and decent thighs to cuddle
-lucky to have sex more than once a month due to her busy career
-infertile. This is a very sensitive topic for her.

2 = swimmer girl
+enjoys giving you head
+is content to just relax with you, even take the time to teach you how to swim if you can't
-deathly fear of speedboats as a result of seeing her sister die after being hit while swimming and automatically freezes up
-very anxious about long relationships, may not commit

3 = Hex Maniac
+big titties
+like really big nigga
+loyal and kinky
-sex is slippery and smelly during summer
-extremely unkempt and antisocial
-requires a lot of devotion

4 = Ace trainer
+strong trainer, great to battle and train with
+puts the relationship before her training career
-this can lead to her being forced to choose in the near future due to the nature of the career
-diabetic AND sometimes forgets to take her insulin
-stubborn

5 = Battle girl
+flexible
+not afraid to deck anyone who insults you or her
-takes training a little too far sometimes
-asexual
-very confrontational

6 = Kimono girl
+beautiful beyond belief
+kindly and gentle
+wealthy
-her father is against her having a relationship that isn't arranged, and is extremely aggressive
-was abused sexually as a child, sex is somewhat of an ordeal for her sometimes

7 = Aroma lady
+smells like heaven no matter what
+amazingly kind and outgoing
+will accept you for who you are and loves you unconditionally
-she has only 3 years to live due to a disease she has
-every 6 months, her health wil start to deteriorate until death
+-upon reading her will, you find she leaves you her Shiny Bellossom

8 = preschooler
-what
-no you sick fuck
-why did you take this risk
-I can hear the sirens
+has mysterious insider info on 911

9 = Player character
+- she's the feMC of the last pokemon game you played
-not interested in you

0 nets you NOTHING. YOU LOSE.