>>29710173>>29710251What the fuck did you just fucking call me, you little Shirley? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in modelling school, and I've been engaged in numerous secret raids on Team Plasma, and I have 300 confirmed volt switches. I am trained in Pokemon Battles and I'm the top gym leader in the entire Unova region. You are nothing to me but just another challenger. I will knock the fuck out of you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this region, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the C-Gear? Think again, challenger. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Gym Leaders across Unova and your Friend-Code is being traced right now, so you better prepare for the storm, challenger. The storm that paralyses the pathetic thing you call your Pokemon. You're fucking fully paralysed, kid. I can be anywhere, any time, and I can knock your Pokemon out in over 700 ways, and that's just with my Emolga. Not only am I extensively trained in modelling, I have access to the entire supply of full restores in the Unova region and I will use them to their fullest extent to ensure that I send your fucking ass back to the Boonies, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "funny" joke was about to bring down on you, maybe you wouldn't have called me Shirley. But you couldn't you didn't, and now we'll see who's star shines brightest, you goddamn idiot. I rain down status hax on your team and there's nothing you can do about it. You're fucking fully paralysed, kiddo.
