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>>29767268
>Gengar: Should you feel yourself attacked by a sudden chill, it is evidence of an approaching Gengar. There is no escaping it. Give up.

Jesus what

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:09:08 No.29767426 Report

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>>29767385
Just give up anon, submit to us, join us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:09:18 No.29767435 Report

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>>29767354
>Magikarp: Although weak and helpless, this Pokémon is incredibly fertile. They exist in such multitudes, you’ll soon grow tired of seeing them.

they really DO know

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:09:30 No.29767441 Report

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>>29767268
>Komala: It is born asleep, and it dies asleep. All its movements are apparently no more than the results of it tossing and turning in its dreams.
jesus christ gamefreak

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:10:24 No.29767475 Report

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>Gyarados: A tale is told of a town that angered Gyarados. Before the sun rose the next day, flames utterly consumed the town, leaving not a trace behind.

p metal

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:10:35 No.29767481 Report

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>>29767441
>Every single Komala that ever is/was will never be fully aware of ANYTHING in the entire world

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:12:09 No.29767527 Report

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>Primarina: Its singing voice is its chief weapon in battle. This Pokémon’s Trainer must prioritize the daily maintenance of its throat at all costs.

GAMEFREAK NO!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:12:11 No.29767528 Report

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>>29767481
Wait doesn't that contradict it's other entry tho, how the hell do the parents give it a log as a baby?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:12:12 No.29767530 Report

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>>29767268
>Drifloon: If for some reason its body bursts, its soul spills out with a screaming sound.

what the fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:12:40 No.29767539 Report

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Are there entries for the UBs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:12:41 No.29767540 Report

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>Pichu: It is not yet skilled at controlling electricity. If you take your eyes off it, it may shock itself.

Super Smash Bros Melee confirmed canon in Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:13:16 No.29767558 Report

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>Kangaskhan(Alolan): Thanks to Mega Evolution, its child grows. But as the child is good only at fighting and nothing else, its mother feels uneasy about its future.
>Kangaskhan(Mega): Mega Kangaskhan’s strength derives from the mother’s happiness about her child’s growth. Watching it grow up keeps her spirits high.
Which is it?

Also, do Pokemon not in the regional dex get new entries?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:13:39 No.29767571 Report

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Anyone know where I can catch a Wimpod?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:13:53 No.29767577 Report

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>>29767530
>Kids birthday party
>Drifloon hidden among the balloons
>some kid pricks it
>souls pour out and bloodcurling screams fill the room

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:14:45 No.29767604 Report

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>>29767528
Don't you understand, man? EVERYTHING that ALL Komala do are just it tossing and turning while dreaming. Including feeding itself, drinking water, going to the restroom, and giving its children log pillows.

Pretty sad, actually...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:14:55 No.29767607 Report

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Where are all the national dex entries?

Have they not been found in the datamine yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:15:04 No.29767613 Report

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>>29767268
>Kangaskhan(Alolan): Thanks to Mega Evolution, its child grows. But as the child is good only at fighting and nothing else, its mother feels uneasy about its future.
>Aerodactyl(Mega): When it Mega Evolves, it becomes more vicious than ever before. Some say that’s because its excess of power is causing it pain.
>Mega Evolution fuels its brutality, and it may even turn on the Trainer who raised it. It’s been dubbed “the blood-soaked crescent.”
>Metagross(Mega): Mega Evolution stimulated its brain. It emerged as a ruthless Pokémon that will clutch at any means of ensuring its victories.
>Garchomp(Mega): Its vaunted wings become scythes, sending it mad with rage. It swings its scythes wildly and slices the ground to pieces.
These mega descriptions are grim. I like how its gives the impression that by using them we've pushed the pokemon too far in our attempts to make them stronger.

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:15:16 No.29767621 Report

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>>29767540
It's dex entry has always been along those lines mate

>>29767475
I'm curious why they like referencing Gyarados causing fires when it doesn't naturally learn those moves. Maybe Hyper Beam is flame?

>>29767527
>This Pokémon’s Trainer must prioritize the daily maintenance of its throat at all costs.
>

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:15:48 No.29767641 Report

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>>29767558
Kangaskhan confirmed concerned parent

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:16:01 No.29767650 Report

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>>29767268
>Lumineon: This deep-sea Pokémon lives at the bottom of the sea. Its fins haul it over the seabed in search of its favorite food—Starmie.

>Lumineon eat Starmies

how

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:16:31 No.29767661 Report

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>>29767621
>Oricorio(Pa'u): This Oricorio has sipped pink nectar. Its enemies’ hearts melt at the sight of its gently swaying hips.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:17:11 No.29767678 Report

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>>29767650
>Staryu: This Pokémon gets nibbled on by Lumineon and others. Thanks to its red core, it regenerates fast, so it’s unconcerned by their snack attacks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:17:15 No.29767679 Report

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>>29767613
>You don't need the strong bond to Mega Evolve, you need to be one to keep your partner sane.

Actually, that makes a lot of sense with the Keystones.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:17:28 No.29767686 Report

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>>29767268
>Light is apparently the source of its energy. It has an extraordinarily vicious disposition and is constantly firing off laser beams.
>Reminiscent of the Ultra Beasts, this life-form, apparently asleep underground, is thought to have come from another world in ancient times.
GUYS IT ISN'T AN ULTRA BEAST

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:17:37 No.29767694 Report

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>>29767613
Mega evolution is the highest form of friendship between pokemon and trainer.
In actuality, it's actually like edgy nuzlockes told us we as trainers are sick, fucking sick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:17:39 No.29767697 Report

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>>29767650
loads of fish out there eat sea stars

although butterflyfish don't eat sea stars, so I dunno...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:18:44 No.29767722 Report

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>>29767621
>>29767613
>Gyarados(Mega): Mega Evolution also affects its brain, leaving no other function except its destructive instinct to burn everything to cinders.
No wonder most trainers don't use Megas, you must have to be a great trainer to control these guys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:18:58 No.29767728 Report

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Grimer: It was born from sludge transformed by exposure to X-rays from the moon. When its internal load of germs decreases, it dies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:19:07 No.29767730 Report

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>Petilil: By pruning the leaves on its head with regularity, this Pokémon can be grown into a fine plump shape.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:19:22 No.29767739 Report

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>Torkoal: If the fire burning within its shell goes out, it will die. Those who wish to raise one in their home must always keep something flammable at hand.

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:19:29 No.29767744 Report

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>Sylveon: When this Pokémon sights its prey, it swirls its ribbonlike feelers as a distraction. A moment later, it pounces.
I was waiting for an entry like this for it, honestly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:19:49 No.29767752 Report

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>Sableye: It’s a fiend for gemstones, so it stalks Carbink. Unfortunately, Gabite almost always grabs them first.

kek

All these dex entries that involve other Pokemon makes the Pokemon world feel more realistic and alive, you know? I'm really digging all the predator-prey relationships and the inter-species rivalries.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:20:51 No.29767777 Report

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>>29767527
>daily maintenance of its throat at all costs

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:20:55 No.29767779 Report

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>>29767728
>X-rays from the moon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:21:15 No.29767787 Report

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Are these the most fucked up entries yet?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:21:15 No.29767788 Report

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>>29767650
>This deep-sea Pokémon lives at the bottom of the sea.
quality writing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:21:21 No.29767792 Report

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>>29767268

> Talonflame: Once believed to be a strong predator it's now well known he's in fact frugivorous.

Savage.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:21:31 No.29767797 Report

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Bewear: This Pokémon has the habit of hugging its companions. Many Trainers have left this world after their spines were squashed by its hug.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:21:50 No.29767811 Report

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>Scizor(Mega): The excess energy that bathes this Pokémon keeps it in constant danger of overflow. It can’t sustain a battle over long periods of time.
I'm liking this subtle lore we're getting about Mega evolution. Seems like it definitely isn't something that should happen in the wild. Rather than a natural extension of a Pokemon's evolution, like we suspected, it's just an overclocking of power.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:21:56 No.29767816 Report

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it's almost like I'm reading thirty H's

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:21:59 No.29767817 Report

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>Bewear: This Pokémon has the habit of hugging its companions. Many Trainers have left this world after their spines were squashed by its hug.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:22:19 No.29767828 Report

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>>29767777
Her (yes, I got a female while restarting for Modest) favorite spot in refresh is her throat, but it likes it a little lower too.
Hates that you touch the frills though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:22:29 No.29767832 Report

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>>29767268
>Honchkrow: If its Murkrow cronies fail to catch food for it, or if it feels they have betrayed it, it will hunt them down wherever they are and punish them.

do not mess with the boss guys

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:22:54 No.29767845 Report

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>>29767792
Holy fuck my sides
They know

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:23:00 No.29767850 Report

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>>29767613
Like last thread place your bets
Which mega we haven't seen is going to have a suffering or brutal lore bit when bank is accesible?
Bets right now are in mega charizard X or maybe both mega mewtwos

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:23:13 No.29767859 Report

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>>29767613

The real problem is the energy source.

Gengar.
Yamask.
Phantump.

All red eyed shadowy blob Ghost types. All claimed to once be human.

MEGA EVOS ARE AMPED UP WITH THE POWER OF HUMAN DARKNESS.
THEY'RE THE REAL SHADOW POKEMON. THE ONES IN THE GC GAMES ARE JUST MASS PRODUCED KNOCKOFFS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:23:14 No.29767860 Report

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>>29767792
>Talonflame: It zooms directly at its prey at flight speeds of close to 310 mph, while fiery embers scatter from gaps in its feathers.
>Talonflame: Its favorite foods are Wingull and Pikipek. It attacks with a powerful kick and grasps them firmly in its talons.

It... doesn't mention that it's frugivorous anywhere.

Also, that makes no sense.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:24:07 No.29767884 Report

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Haunter: It strikes at humans from total darkness. Those licked by its cold tongue grow weaker with each passing day until they die.

EXCUSE ME GAME? CHARMANDER IS DEAD

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:24:25 No.29767895 Report

Quoted By: >>29767954

>Makuhita: It was originally brought in from another region, but now Makuhita from Alola are more famous.
What did they mean by this?
Are Hoenn Makuhita not the originals?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:24:38 No.29767901 Report

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>Mismagius: Mismagius have been known to cast spells to make people fall in love, so some people search for this Pokémon as if their life depended on it.
I can feel the doujins coming

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:24:44 No.29767905 Report

Quoted By: >>29767934

>so many entries focusing on predator-prey relationships, death and injury

So GF are slowly shedding their prudishness?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:24:59 No.29767910 Report

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>>29767797
>>29767817
"left this world"
Dear god, how many kids have died by becoming a trainer in the Alola region at this point. No wonder they don't have a league, there's not enough trainers to even try it with death bear and god knows what out there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:26:05 No.29767934 Report

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>>29767905
>Palossand: Buried beneath the castle are masses of dried-up bones from those whose vitality it has drained.

What do you think anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:26:13 No.29767940 Report

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>>29767811
It does explain why you can't pet mega-evolved mons in Amie

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:26:41 No.29767952 Report

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>Salamence(Mega): Anyone standing in its path gets sliced right in two, while this Pokémon continues its flight without interruption.
*teleports behind u*
Heh...you werent even...worth the air you breathed...
*cuts u in half and flies away*

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:26:43 No.29767954 Report

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>>29767895
They come from hoenn, but the alolan Makuhita are more popular, for some reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:26:48 No.29767957 Report

Quoted By: >>29768001

>Scizor: It uses its wings to adjust its body temperature. Otherwise, its metal body would become too hot and melt in the heat of battle.
>Scizor is almost always in the risk of melting if the fight drags too long

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:27:28 No.29767973 Report

Quoted By: >>29768035

>>29767910
I remember someone once comparing Alola to Australia.

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:27:46 No.29767979 Report

Quoted By: >>29769029 >>29771820

>Toxapex: Toxapex crawls along the ocean floor on its 12 legs. It leaves a trail of Corsola bits scattered in its wake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:28:22 No.29767995 Report

Quoted By: >>29768075

>>29767613
All this talk about how Mega Evolution turns pokemon into mindless, self-destructive savages, Absol gets this:
>As the energy of Mega Evolution fills it, its fur bristles. What you see on its back are not true wings, and this Pokémon isn’t able to fly.
>When this Pokémon whips the winglike fur on its back as though beating its wings, it sends an intimidating aura flying at its opponents.
Hooray?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:28:42 No.29768001 Report

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>>29767957
Remember to carry a water pokémon with you.
I guess nothing would be better for a Scizor's performance than the reassurance that it can cool off when the battle is over.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:29:19 No.29768023 Report

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>>29767380
>the only time it looks peaceful is when it dies

GAMEFREAK NO

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:29:43 No.29768035 Report

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>>29767973
I think that might have been me actually.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:30:36 No.29768061 Report

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>Working in an office building one day
>Hear a sharp whistling sound
>Suddenly the building is collapsing

FUCK

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:30:54 No.29768071 Report

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>pokemon want to have a trainer because that trainer pretty much rescues them from hell.

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:31:08 No.29768074 Report

Quoted By: >>29768210 >>29771820

>Salazzle: For some reason, only females have been found. It creates a reverse harem of male Salandit that it lives with.

Rated E for Everyone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:31:09 No.29768075 Report

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>>29767995
Sableye also doesn't get crazy when it mega-evolves. Funnily enough, they're both dark-types.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:31:58 No.29768096 Report

Quoted By: >>29768158 >>29768339

>>29765376
>>29766696
I'd like to expand on this theory
>Magnemite is actually just the metal ball; the screws and horseshoe magnets are human junk it gathers in an attempt to rebuild itself
>the attempt to evolve Magnezone mentioned in Platinum's Dex goes along with the idea that Magnemite->Magneton->Magnezone are not true evolutions
>Beldum are parts of an ancient warmech, and Mega Metagross is close to what it looked like
>the Klink line is also a similar deal given its similarities (3-stage, Steel, genderless, adds parts as it evolves, same egg group) and the fact that Prof. Juniper said "Data to prove that Klink existed more than a hundred years ago can't be found. So that must mean… Klink suddenly appeared a hundred years ago!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:32:04 No.29768099 Report

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>>29767850
I'm expecting M-Gardevoir to have some shit about how it's psychic powers are too much to handle, and that it risks creating a destructive black hole if it stays Mega too long.

Junichi Masuda

Junichi Masuda Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:32:07 No.29768103 Report

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>>29767860
It usually catches them with fruit. Those are its interrogation tactics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:32:43 No.29768120 Report

Quoted By: >>29768170 >>29771820

>Metapod: Its shell is filled with its soft innards. It doesn’t move much because of the risk it might carelessly spill its innards out.

that's...horrific.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:33:42 No.29768140 Report

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>Sandygast: Born from a sand mound playfully built by a child, this Pokémon embodies the grudges of the departed.

How the fuck do you become that from happy kids

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:34:05 No.29768152 Report

Quoted By: >>29768240 >>29769029 >>29771820

>Primeape: It has been known to become so angry that it dies as a result. Its face looks peaceful in death, however.

What the fuck GF

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:34:06 No.29768153 Report

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>>29767380
thats how i would like to go out

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:34:12 No.29768158 Report

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>>29768096

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:34:13 No.29768159 Report

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>>29767661
as in "aww how cute" not literally

jesus christ how horrifying would that be if it literally melted your heart to look at it dancing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:34:36 No.29768170 Report

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>>29768120
This is what happens during metamorphosis, the caterpillars literally melt into primordial ooze before being reborn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:35:09 No.29768182 Report

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>>29767380
>FeelsBadMan.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:36:00 No.29768210 Report

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>>29768074
>/ss/ canon in Pokemon

Surely they seek out mates of other species.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:36:20 No.29768220 Report

Quoted By: >>29771820

>Sharpedo: It has a sad history. In the past, its dorsal fin was a treasured foodstuff, so this Pokémon became a victim of overfishing.
>Sharpedo(Mega): As a consequence of Mega Evolution, its combative instincts exploded. The yellow marks it bears are scars from a long history of battles.
ENOUGH

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:36:50 No.29768233 Report

Quoted By: >>29768280 >>29768431 >>29768627 >>29768694 >>29768851 >>29771820

>Politoed: They gather on moonlit nights to form a large chorus. Their cries sound angry and not at all pleasant, but they are certainly distinctive.

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:37:03 No.29768240 Report

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>>29768152
Does Primeape like building dollhouses?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:37:26 No.29768254 Report

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>>29768159
I think it's more the "gentle swaying hips" than the "melt your heart".

But what do I know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:38:04 No.29768274 Report

Quoted By: >>29768317

>Dhelmise: Swinging its massive anchor, it can KO Wailord in a single blow. What appears to be green seaweed is actually its body.
Do not bully the whale

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:38:15 No.29768280 Report

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>>29768233
>FUCKING LOTADS GET OUT OF MY POND, POLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:38:31 No.29768284 Report

Quoted By: >>29768348

>>29767850

Mega Beedrill is going to have some serious shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:39:19 No.29768312 Report

Quoted By: >>29768465 >>29771820

>Gengar: Should you feel yourself attacked by a sudden chill, it is evidence of an approaching
Gengar. There is no escaping it. Give up
Imagine being a trainer and reading this at night.
It'd be like being in bear country and opening up wikipedia to learn how to prevent grizzly attacks only to find the words "YOU'RE FUCKED" typed on the page.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:39:24 No.29768317 Report

Quoted By: >>29768537

>>29768274
>Wailord: Wailord pursue their prey in pods. With their large mouths, they can swallow entire schools of Wishiwashi whole.
Wailord is a meanie.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:39:33 No.29768323 Report

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>>29767268
Based on these details
http://www.pokemon.co.jp/ex/sun_moon/pokemon/160812_07.html
https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemon/comments/4y055t/new_dex_entries_for_some_old_pokemon_in_sunmoon/

VERSION 1 is MOON
VERSION 2 is SUN

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:39:50 No.29768330 Report

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>>29767475
Maybe it was a town that worshiped Tentacruel.
That can often happen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:40:18 No.29768339 Report

Quoted By: >>29768414 >>29768457

>>29768096
>the 3 steelmons are ayy lmaos
>the 3 of them are used by Colress
>Colress is in Alola
>Alola has UBs, basically ayy lmaos
>the only one of the three which isn't on the regional dex is the Klinklang line, Colress' ace
Could Colress be an ayy lmao?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:40:33 No.29768348 Report

Quoted By: >>29768372 >>29768380 >>29768388 >>29768561

>>29768284
But anon, Beedrill is already fucking pissed at everything that enters it's territory. How can it get even more pissed off?

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:41:28 No.29768372 Report

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>>29768348

You haven't even begun to see true fury.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:41:35 No.29768374 Report

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>>29767910
>>29767817

>Implying it doesn't send them to the shadow dimension

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:41:51 No.29768380 Report

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>>29768348
Same way Gyarados can. Degrade all parts of its psyche except for its anger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:42:01 No.29768387 Report

Quoted By: >>29768424 >>29768469 >>29768506 >>29768509 >>29772053

>Lucario: They can detect the species of a living being— and its emotions—from over half a mile away. They control auras and hunt their prey in packs.

>there are packs of psychic jackals roaming most of the Pokemon world

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:42:02 No.29768388 Report

Quoted By:

>>29768348
It proceeds to do as parasitic wasp do, it paralyzes trainers/pokemon and injects weedle into them that proceed to eat their way out as Mega Beedrill watches in joy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:42:17 No.29768392 Report

Quoted By:

>>29767817
>That art of Chicken-chan being hugged
Oh god...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:43:18 No.29768414 Report

Quoted By:

>>29768339
I'd think it's more that Colress is Mulder from X-Files.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:43:39 No.29768424 Report

Quoted By:

>>29768387
What do they eat?

Birds?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:43:53 No.29768431 Report

Quoted By:

>>29768233
>FUCKING NORMAL TYPES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:43:59 No.29768433 Report

Quoted By:

>tfw all these entries
Alola is hell on pokemon earth

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:44:24 No.29768441 Report

Quoted By: >>29771820

>Marowak(Alolan): The bones it possesses were once its mother’s. Its mother’s regrets have become like a vengeful spirit protecting this Pokémon.

We EVA now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:44:35 No.29768446 Report

Quoted By:

>>29767850
>Megazard X: Mega Evolution has awakened its draconic genes. It can barely control its own fiery breath, hence why the flames emanate from its maw.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:45:01 No.29768452 Report

Quoted By: >>29768497 >>29769029 >>29771820

>Salamence(Mega): Anyone standing in its path gets sliced right in two, while this Pokémon continues its flight without interruption.

Jesus

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:45:17 No.29768457 Report

Quoted By:

>>29768339
He also uses Beheeyem and Rotom-Wash. His Rotom must have entered a Pokedex and redpilled him on everything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:45:40 No.29768465 Report

Quoted By:

>>29768312
There is no escaping it. Give up

fucking kek hearing that in the pokedex anime voice

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:45:46 No.29768469 Report

Quoted By:

>>29768387
>Hunt their prey in packs
>As in the desperately sprinting through the forest, fleeing from a ravenous group of howling lucario type of "hunts in packs"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:46:09 No.29768484 Report

Quoted By: >>29768901 >>29771820

>>Sometimes they drink so much blood, they can’t fly anymore. Then they fall to the ground and become food for other Pokémon.

The fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:46:37 No.29768497 Report

Quoted By:

>>29768452
>"nothin personnel... ur were in my way... heh...."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:47:03 No.29768506 Report

Quoted By:

>>29768387
>packs of humanoid psychic jackals that can see you before you even see them, and wich you can't scape from
I never thought they would make Lucario of all mons a horrifying predator.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:47:12 No.29768509 Report

Quoted By: >>29768539 >>29768568 >>29769300 >>29769312 >>29771820

>>29768387
WHY DOES EVERYTHING MENTION PREDATION

WHAT IS OHMORI DOING

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:48:15 No.29768533 Report

Quoted By: >>29768673

>>29767539
Nihilego: One of the Ultra Beasts. It’s unclear whether or not this Pokémon is sentient, but sometimes it can be observed behaving like a young girl.

Buzzwole: A mysterious life-form called an Ultra Beast. Witnesses saw it pulverize a dump truck with a single punch.

Pheromosa: One of the Ultra Beasts. It refuses to touch anything, perhaps because it senses some uncleanness in this world.

Xurkitree: It appeared from the Ultra Wormhole. It raided a power plant, so people think it energizes itself with electricity.

Celesteela: One kind of Ultra Beast. Witnesses have seen it burn down a forest by expelling gas from its two arms.

Kartana: One of the Ultra Beast life-forms, it was observed cutting down a gigantic steel tower with one stroke of its blade.

Guzzlord: A dangerous Ultra Beast, it appears to be eating constantly, but for some reason its droppings have never been found.

Necrozma: Light is apparently the source of its energy. It has an extraordinarily vicious disposition and is constantly firing off laser beams.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:48:26 No.29768537 Report

Quoted By:

>>29768317

Kek, someone predicted this way back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:48:31 No.29768539 Report

Quoted By:

>>29768509
Nukita was a mistake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:48:53 No.29768561 Report

Quoted By: >>29768667

>>29768348
Primape found a way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:48:57 No.29768562 Report

Quoted By: >>29768991 >>29769335

It occured to me that there's a good reason why you only encounter Riolus in a select few regions

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:49:07 No.29768568 Report

Quoted By:

>>29768509
AH YES FINALLY
THE POCKET MONSTERS HAVE RETURNED

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:49:51 No.29768585 Report

Quoted By: >>29768613

>Sandshrew(Alolan): An ancient tradition of Alolan festivals, still carried on to this day, is a competition to slide Sandshrew across ice as far as one can.

sandshrew curling.

cute.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:49:54 No.29768587 Report

Quoted By: >>29768595 >>29768612 >>29768644 >>29769294 >>29771820

>Pelipper: Its spacious beak is large enough for a small child to fit right inside.

H-how did they test that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:50:10 No.29768594 Report

Quoted By:

Spinda: Its steps are staggering and unsteady, but Spinda thinks it’s walking in a straight line.

It's drunk, all the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:50:17 No.29768595 Report

Quoted By:

>>29768587
math

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:50:51 No.29768609 Report

Quoted By:

>Spinda: Its steps are staggering and unsteady, but Spinda thinks it’s walking in a straight line.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:50:52 No.29768611 Report

Quoted By: >>29768643

>Salamence(Mega): Mega Evolution fuels its brutality, and it may even turn on the Trainer who raised it. It’s been dubbed “the blood-soaked crescent.”

Edgy croissant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:50:54 No.29768612 Report

Quoted By:

>>29768587
Whenever you used Fly with Pelipper, did you think you climbed onto its nonexistent back?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:50:54 No.29768613 Report

Quoted By:

>>29768585
>Clefable: According to tradition, people who see a pair of Clefable skipping by can look forward to a happy marriage.

Cute!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:51:21 No.29768627 Report

Quoted By:

>>29768233
>FUCKING NORMAL-TYPES GET OUT OF MY POND
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:52:10 No.29768643 Report

Quoted By:

>>29768611
Its Jihad time, baby

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:52:11 No.29768644 Report

Quoted By:

>>29768587
Probably a kid got eaten.
Then again Pelicans are terrifying since they can swallow a Pigeon or Seagull whole.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:52:38 No.29768660 Report

Quoted By:

>>29767934
jesus fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:52:39 No.29768661 Report

Quoted By: >>29768704 >>29769029 >>29771820 >>29772536 >>29772721

>Krookodile: After clamping down with its powerful jaws, it twists its body around to rip its prey in half.

>Sliggoo: This Pokémon’s mucous can dissolve anything. Toothless, it sprays mucous on its prey. Once they’re nicely dissolved, it slurps them up.

>Mimikyu: Its actual appearance is unknown. A scholar who saw what was under its rag was overwhelmed by terror and died from the shock.

Well, alright.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:52:43 No.29768667 Report

Quoted By:

>>29768561
angriest mon confirmed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:52:51 No.29768673 Report

Quoted By: >>29770426

>>29768533

>Guzzlord: A dangerous Ultra Beast, it appears to be eating constantly, but for some reason its droppings have never been found.

>It never poops.

>It just gets bigger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:52:55 No.29768677 Report

Quoted By: >>29769029 >>29771820

> Luvdisc: If a Luvdisc is left on its own, it becomes despondent, leaving itself open to attack. That is when Pelipper snatch them up.

rip

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:53:27 No.29768689 Report

Quoted By: >>29768804

>Mankey: Its raging tires it out and causes it to fall asleep, but the anger resonating in its dreams causes it to wake up—which infuriates it all over again.

fucking kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:53:47 No.29768694 Report

Quoted By:

>>29768233
>Politoed confirmed the pepe pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:54:16 No.29768704 Report

Quoted By:

>>29768661
>Mimikyu: Its actual appearance is unknown. A scholar who saw what was under its rag was overwhelmed by terror and died from the shock.

Mimikyu(Broken): After going to all the effort of disguising itself, its neck was broken. Whatever is inside is probably unharmed, but it’s still feeling sad.

Muh heart

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:54:39 No.29768714 Report

Quoted By:

Magneton: When three Magnemite link together, their brains also become one. They do not become three times more intelligent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:55:03 No.29768723 Report

Quoted By: >>29769029

>Shiinotic: It emits flickering spores that cause drowsiness. When its prey succumb to sleep, this Pokémon feeds on them by sucking in their energy.

Shii succ me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:56:05 No.29768749 Report

Quoted By: >>29768782

>Silvally: Although its name was Type: Null at first, the boy who evolved it into this form gave it the name by which it is now known.

That's pretty cute

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:57:22 No.29768782 Report

Quoted By: >>29768867 >>29769972

>>29768749
How is Silvally even pronouced?

Silv-ally? Silva-lly?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:57:33 No.29768787 Report

Quoted By:

>Exeggutor(Alolan): Alola is the best environment for this Pokémon. Local people take pride in its appearance, saying this is how Exeggutor ought to look.
I love some of these

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:58:06 No.29768804 Report

Quoted By: >>29768838 >>29768851 >>29772410

>>29768689
Is this /pol/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:58:36 No.29768817 Report

Quoted By:

>Wishiwashi(School): At their appearance, even Gyarados will flee. When they team up to use Water Gun, its power exceeds that of Hydro Pump.
>Wailord: Wailord pursue their prey in pods. With their large mouths, they can swallow entire schools of Wishiwashi whole.
>Dhelmise: Swinging its massive anchor, it can KO Wailord in a single blow. What appears to be green seaweed is actually its body.

>the ruler of the sea is the fucking soul of dead seaweed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:59:03 No.29768838 Report

Quoted By:

>>29768804
It only knows peace when dead, so yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:59:18 No.29768851 Report

Quoted By: >>29769264

>>29768804
No that would be /pol/itoed
see: >>29768233

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:59:18 No.29768852 Report

Quoted By: >>29768935

>>29767828
recommend me a good nature for poppliio, is it modest?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:59:43 No.29768867 Report

Quoted By:

>>29768782
It's your silver ally, so Silv-Al-Eye.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 00:59:50 No.29768872 Report

Quoted By: >>29769086 >>29770186

>>29767752

Marowak: This Pokémon is out for vengeance on its natural enemy, Mandibuzz. It throws bones like boomerangs to try to take it down.

bonemerang buff please

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:01:17 No.29768901 Report

Quoted By: >>29768943

>>29768484
zubat?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:02:58 No.29768935 Report

Quoted By:

>>29768852
Literally the highest Sp.Attack of all starters as of now, and a shitty attack, so modest seems a no brainer.
Not even a +speed nature will make you outspeed anything so don't bother.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:03:19 No.29768943 Report

Quoted By:

>>29768901
Golbat

>Roggenrola: Born deep within the ground, it compares itself with similar species, such as Geodude and Carbink, to settle which has the hardest body.

Sitcom when

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:04:41 No.29768987 Report

Quoted By: >>29768999 >>29769031

> Honchkrow: If its Murkrow cronies fail to catch food for it, or if it feels they have betrayed it, it will hunt them down wherever they are and punish them.
> Murkrow cronies

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:04:53 No.29768991 Report

Quoted By:

>>29768562
Anon, you can find Riolu in everything that isn't Kanto so far

they're probably in most regions in the world

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:05:07 No.29768999 Report

Quoted By:

>>29768987
Crownies

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:05:50 No.29769023 Report

Quoted By:

>Magmortar: They dwell in volcanic craters. According to what is known, a single pair of male and female Magmortar lives in one volcano.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:06:10 No.29769029 Report

Quoted By: >>29771820

>Oricorio(Sensu): It summons the dead with its dreamy dancing. From their malice, it draws power with which to curse its enemies.

>Phantump: These Pokémon are stumps possessed by the spirits of children who died in the forest. Their cries sound like eerie screams.

>>29767385
>>29767441
>>29767817
>>29767934
>>29767979
>>29768152
>>29768452
>>29768661
>>29768677
>>29768723

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:06:17 No.29769031 Report

Quoted By:

>>29768987
>Hundreds of Murkrow found at the bottom of rivers with their feet encased in stone

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:07:07 No.29769056 Report

Quoted By: >>29769088 >>29770733

>>29767268
Tsareena: Its long, striking legs aren’t just for show but to be used to kick with skill. In victory, it shows off by kicking the defeated, laughing boisterously.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:08:01 No.29769083 Report

Quoted By:

>Geodude: Its round body makes it easy to pick up, but it is hard and heavy. It’s dangerous to play with them as if they were snowballs.

no shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:08:04 No.29769086 Report

Quoted By: >>29769198 >>29770186

>>29768872
>Cubone: When it thinks of its deceased mother, it weeps loudly. Mandibuzz that hear its cries will attack it from the air.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:08:05 No.29769088 Report

Quoted By:

>>29769056
I want to bully Ms. Kanzuki.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:10:36 No.29769142 Report

Quoted By:

damn these are awesome

are they actually real?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:10:35 No.29769143 Report

Quoted By: >>29769209 >>29771820

>Froslass: When it finds humans or Pokémon it likes, it freezes them and takes them to its chilly den, where they become decorations.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:13:01 No.29769198 Report

Quoted By: >>29770186

>>29769086
oh shit

>Mandibuzz: It circles in the sky, keeping a keen eye out for Pokémon in a weakened state. Its choicest food is Cubone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:13:21 No.29769205 Report

Quoted By: >>29769266 >>29769317 >>29771198

>Whimsicott: It rides on the wind and slips into people’s homes. After it has turned a room into a cotton- filled mess, it giggles to itself and takes off.
CUTE

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:13:30 No.29769209 Report

Quoted By:

>>29769143
Pretty much the classic yuki-onna then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:15:31 No.29769261 Report

Quoted By:

>Goodra: It gets picked on because it’s meek. But then, whoever teased it gets to feel the full force of its horns and a good swatting from its thick tail.
Lewd?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:15:35 No.29769264 Report

Quoted By:

>>29768851

>/pol/itoed

IT ALL COMES TOGETHER

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:15:38 No.29769265 Report

Quoted By: >>29771820

>Phantump: These Pokémon are stumps possessed by the spirits of children who died in the forest. Their cries sound like eerie screams.
err

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:15:38 No.29769266 Report

Quoted By:

>>29769205
>Finally released from hospital after having my spine snapped by a Bewear
>Open my front door and suffocate on cotton
>Soul is burned by a Chandelure
>Just another day in the world of Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:16:40 No.29769294 Report

Quoted By: >>29771113

>>29768587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXDbfH3u5is

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:16:55 No.29769300 Report

Quoted By:

>>29768509
OHMORI HUNGERS

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:17:26 No.29769312 Report

Quoted By:

>>29768509
VORE FETISH
O
R
E

F
E
T
I
S
H

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:17:34 No.29769314 Report

Quoted By:

>>29767613
I-is this part of their plan to eventually discontinue megas?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:17:38 No.29769317 Report

Quoted By:

>>29769205
>Alolan dex.
>Death, doom, madness, slaughter and dissarayed pottery.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:18:08 No.29769332 Report

Quoted By:

hi rob

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:18:12 No.29769335 Report

Quoted By: >>29769378

>>29768562
They're in most regions to date, IIRC. They just have a low (5%) appearance rate.

But yeah, that Lucario entry is terrifying. You can't fucking hide from something that can detect it's prey for at least a mile out via its mind/emotions.

Mega Lucario's entry is even more freaky.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:19:57 No.29769378 Report

Quoted By: >>29769408

>>29769335
Thankfully Mega evolutions don't seem to be a natural thing. But imagine if they were.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:20:18 No.29769386 Report

Quoted By: >>29771373

>Turtonator: It gushes fire and poisonous gases from its nostrils. Its dung is an explosive substance and can be put to various uses.

>Grimer: Its main source of food is the slimy industrial waste of factories. This Pokémon’s numbers have been decreasing in recent years.
>Muk: After recent environmental improvements, this Pokémon is now hardly seen at all. People speculate that it may go extinct at some point.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:21:23 No.29769408 Report

Quoted By: >>29769475

>>29769378
>Mega Canada Goose

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:22:41 No.29769451 Report

Quoted By: >>29769462

>>29767268
>Garchomp: It can fly at speeds rivaling jet planes. It dives into flocks of bird Pokémon and gulps the entire flock down whole.

The land shark can fucking fly????

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:23:01 No.29769462 Report

Quoted By: >>29769618

>>29769451

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:23:19 No.29769475 Report

Quoted By: >>29770034

>>29769408
I didn't say it like that, but that thought is also horrifying.
>Mega Japanese Hornet

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:27:18 No.29769592 Report

Quoted By:

Megas were literally a mistake in universe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:27:19 No.29769594 Report

Quoted By: >>29769773 >>29769776

Crobat: Silent and swift in its four-winged flight, it bites down on its prey before they realize what’s happening. In a heartbeat, it drains their blood.

It literally drains your blood so quickly that you don't even realize it before you are dead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:28:10 No.29769618 Report

Quoted By:

>>29769462
>My arms hurt
>Garchomp(Mega): Its vaunted wings become scythes, sending it mad with rage. It swings its scythes wildly and slices the ground to pieces.
...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:29:29 No.29769663 Report

Quoted By:

Umbreon: With its black fur, it blends into the darkness. It bides its time, and when prey appears, this Pokémon goes for its throat, and then eats it.

Finally an entry to show its dark nature

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:30:45 No.29769703 Report

Quoted By:

>Rotomdex comes up with its own Pokedex entries and injects its snarky personality into them

I FUCKING KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN

I'm happy for it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:31:41 No.29769731 Report

Quoted By:

>Sliggoo: It has trouble drawing a line between friends and food. It will calmly try to melt and eat even those it gets along well with.

Stop it. Stop it right now Gamefreak! You've gone too fucking far this time!

>Goodra line vore confirmed
>Mind controlling lizards and their reverse harems
>Domineering, stomping plant women with sweet sweat
>Mermaid trap starter
>Tapu Lele and Tapu Fini
>Pheromosa kicking, pheromones, and Lusamine resemblance
>Nihilego stimulants, fusion, and Lillie resemblance

It's gotten so bad the spam filter was triggered by these real descriptions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:33:23 No.29769773 Report

Quoted By: >>29769853

>>29769594
succ

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:33:28 No.29769776 Report

Quoted By: >>29769853

>>29769594
that boi can succ

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:33:46 No.29769783 Report

Quoted By: >>29769810

Is there any new fossil pokemon in this gen

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:33:56 No.29769789 Report

Quoted By: >>29770161

Do we not have a leaked National Dex? What's up with that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:34:38 No.29769810 Report

Quoted By: >>29769826 >>29769827

>>29769783
All the Gen 1 pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:35:22 No.29769826 Report

Quoted By:

>>29769810

I said new

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:35:26 No.29769827 Report

Quoted By:

>>29769810
fucking kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:35:30 No.29769831 Report

Quoted By:

>>29767613
>it may even turn on the Trainer who raised it.

What the fuck gamefreak?
What did they mean by this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:35:42 No.29769838 Report

Quoted By:

Weavile: They dwell in cold places. This Pokémon’s main food source in Alola is Vulpix and Sandshrew, which they carefully divide among their group.

Wow I am loving these entries

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:35:56 No.29769842 Report

Quoted By:

I don't want to go back to the boring automatic dex entries after reading the ones written by Rotom

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:36:17 No.29769853 Report

Quoted By:

>>29769776
>>29769773

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:37:21 No.29769880 Report

Quoted By: >>29770104 >>29771449

>>29767268
>Oranguru: Deep in the jungle, high in the lofty canopy, this Pokémon abides. On rare occasions, it shows up at the beach to match wits with Slowking.

I want fanart of these two bros playing psychic chess at the beach

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:37:53 No.29769893 Report

Quoted By:

>Your Pokebro didn't get a snarky new Pokedex entry

WHY LIVE
WHY

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:38:42 No.29769917 Report

Quoted By: >>29769953

>>29767268
I bet this is the work on the Localization Team

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:39:50 No.29769944 Report

Quoted By:

My boyfriend left me yesterday. He just keeps sending me team builds in texts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:40:12 No.29769953 Report

Quoted By:

>>29769917
>Localization Team
>work
haha no

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:40:12 No.29769954 Report

Quoted By: >>29770781 >>29771820

>nobody in this thread has mentioned Minior
>when Minior's shell breaks, it starts to die
>only returning it to a ball can fix this
>you'll fight and defeat countless wild Minior without capturing them, destroying their shells

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:40:46 No.29769972 Report

Quoted By:

>>29768782
Sil valley

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:41:12 No.29769981 Report

Quoted By:

>Crabominable: It just throws punches indiscriminately. In times of desperation, it can lop off its own pincers and fire them like rockets.

ROCKET ARMS

Haters can keep on hating this guy for "ruining" Crabrawler, but he just gets better and better for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:42:04 No.29769999 Report

Quoted By: >>29770027 >>29770076 >>29770899

>>29767268
What the fuck is going on ? Didn't want to make a thread but is the game out or something ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:42:05 No.29770000 Report

Quoted By: >>29770027 >>29770063 >>29770076 >>29770231 >>29770899

>Clefable: According to tradition, people who see a pair of Clefable skipping by can look forward to a happy marriage.

CUTE!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:42:59 No.29770027 Report

Quoted By:

>>29769999
>>29770000

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:43:21 No.29770034 Report

Quoted By:

>>29769475
>Mega Brazilian Bullet Ant

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:43:49 No.29770048 Report

Quoted By: >>29770084 >>29770234

Why do I get the feeling that these dex entries are just massive trolls on the part of Rotomdex?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:44:23 No.29770063 Report

Quoted By:

>>29770000
>90% of the entries are about Pokemon killingg each other
>Then you have shit like this
I don't get it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:44:47 No.29770076 Report

Quoted By:

>>29769999
>>29770000

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:45:05 No.29770084 Report

Quoted By:

>>29770048
>Its a shitty handholding mechaninc!
dex happens
>WTF I love rotomdex now!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:45:39 No.29770104 Report

Quoted By:

>>29769880
Nicknaming mine Lebowski only because of the "abides"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:46:49 No.29770132 Report

Quoted By:

>>29767832
like a real gangster

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:47:22 No.29770147 Report

Quoted By: >>29771820

>Corsola: Pursued by Mareanie for the branches on its head, this Pokémon will sometimes snap its own branches off as a diversion while it escapes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:47:51 No.29770161 Report

Quoted By:

>>29769789
This. Do we really have no info on National Dex entries?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:48:31 No.29770186 Report

Quoted By:

>>29769198
>>29769086
>>29768872
I'm liking this Mandibuzz/Marowak rivalry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:48:40 No.29770190 Report

Quoted By:

Slowbro(Mega): All the energy from Mega Evolution poured into the Shellder on its tail, leaving Slowpoke to be swallowed whole.

Poor Slowpoke

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:50:01 No.29770225 Report

Quoted By: >>29770389 >>29771820

Gengar(Mega): Gengar’s relationships are warped. It has no interest in opponents unless it perceives them as prey.

They really are making megas seem sorta wrong

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:50:14 No.29770231 Report

Quoted By:

>>29770000

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:50:18 No.29770234 Report

Quoted By:

>>29770048
I like them. They're like ecology notes on real animals.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:51:52 No.29770281 Report

Quoted By: >>29770361 >>29770453

>Glalie: Its prey is instantaneously frozen stiff by the cold air it exhales from its huge mouth. While they’re in that frozen state, it gobbles them up.

>Glalie(Mega): It envelops prey in its mouth, freezing them instantly. But its jaw is dislocated, so it’s unable to eat them.

Well that's fucking disturbing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:52:27 No.29770301 Report

Quoted By:

good lord

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:52:49 No.29770311 Report

Quoted By: >>29771820

Gengar: It apparently wishes for a traveling companion. Since it was once human itself, it tries to create one by taking the lives of other humans.

Yamask has company now

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:53:35 No.29770334 Report

Quoted By:

>>29767613
Huh...so that Lucario episode in the Anime is actually canon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:54:00 No.29770349 Report

Quoted By: >>29770424

Seaking: Trainers who are crazy for Seaking are divided into horn enthusiasts and fin enthusiasts. The two groups do not get along well.

Let's start some flame wars, /vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:54:33 No.29770361 Report

Quoted By: >>29770547

>>29770281
Mega Evolution is now the Ultimate Evolution in Ben 10.
A forced evolution designed for warfare with no regards to the species or individual's own survival.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:55:27 No.29770389 Report

Quoted By:

>>29770225
To be fair, megas exist thanks to the Ultimate Weapon genocide shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:55:28 No.29770391 Report

Quoted By:

>Araquanid drowns small pokemon in its bubble
>Araquanid also tries to put pokemon in its bubble to protect them

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:56:42 No.29770424 Report

Quoted By: >>29770469

>>29770349
>finfags actually think they know shit about Seaking
holy fuck, go look at literally any other fish pokémon, it's all about the horn

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:56:45 No.29770426 Report

Quoted By:

>>29768673
I see it as some kind of living wormhole/rift.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:57:58 No.29770453 Report

Quoted By: >>29770558

>>29770281
Glalie(Mega): The excess energy from Mega Evolution spilled over from its mouth, breaking its jaw. It spews endless blizzards.

The mass amount of energy literally breaks its jaw

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:58:43 No.29770469 Report

Quoted By: >>29770744

>>29770424
The frills make the water type.
Horns are for bugs and shitty horses.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 01:59:57 No.29770507 Report

Quoted By: >>29771820

>these horrifying descriptions

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:00:14 No.29770519 Report

Quoted By:

Garchomp(Mega): Excess energy melted its arms and wings, transforming them into giant scythes.

It wings literally MELT

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:00:59 No.29770547 Report

Quoted By:

>>29770361
I really like this. Megas are a bit of a moral grey area now. Now the strong bond isn't just "ULTIMATE FRIENDSHIP POWER YAY", but is needed for the Pokémon to not go insane from it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:01:06 No.29770549 Report

Quoted By:

Magnezone: As it zooms through the sky, this Pokémon seems to be receiving signals of unknown origin, while transmitting signals of unknown purpose.

Are the Magnezone working with the Beeheeyem?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:01:17 No.29770558 Report

Quoted By: >>29770652 >>29770663 >>29770701 >>29771820

>>29770453
>Mega evolution energy drives most Pokemon insane
>It makes Scizor melt faster
>It breaks Glalie's jaw
>It causes Aerodactyl physical pain
>It melts Garchomp's arms
The only guys who got a good deal out of the Mega situation were Absol, Sableye, and in a way Metagross, since it makes it closer to it's original state.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:03:41 No.29770619 Report

Quoted By: >>29770642

>Wishiwashi(School): At their appearance, even Gyarados will flee. When they team up to use Water Gun, its power exceeds that of Hydro Pump.

That's bullshit but I believe it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:04:19 No.29770636 Report

Quoted By:

I feel these are horrifying because Rotom is just messing with you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:04:35 No.29770642 Report

Quoted By:

>>29770619

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:04:49 No.29770652 Report

Quoted By: >>29770795

>>29770558
Don't forget those we don't have the entries for yet.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:05:16 No.29770663 Report

Quoted By:

>>29770558
>Makes Pokemon insane and self-destructive.
>And makes Kangaskhan go "oh no my sweet little girl is becoming a delinquent"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:06:37 No.29770701 Report

Quoted By: >>29770723 >>29770795 >>29770855 >>29770996 >>29771019 >>29771105

>>29770558
Man, I wonder how Mega evolutions fucked up the others?

What could be the downside to Ampharos' hair? If it gets tangled, it goes on a murderous rampage and slaughters everyone in the area?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:06:48 No.29770708 Report

Quoted By: >>29770738

I'm starting to think we really won't get new megas in future games

I don't think shit like
>when Froslass mega evolves it becomes cursed by the souls of all people it killed and uses their despair as an energy source
would be a good way to advertise a kids game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:07:40 No.29770723 Report

Quoted By:

>>29770701
>What could be the downside to Ampharos' hair?

Each strand of hair is actually a parasite.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:07:56 No.29770730 Report

Quoted By: >>29770867 >>29771597

Golisopod: It battles skillfully with its six arms, but spends most of its time peacefully meditating in caves deep beneath the sea.

Why is Golisopod the best warrior-poet?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:07:57 No.29770733 Report

Quoted By: >>29770880

>>29769056
>Literally an ojou-sama, complete with the laugh

I love it. I love it I love it I love it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:08:14 No.29770738 Report

Quoted By:

>>29770708
>mega evolution was a mistake but we can't remove it
>instead let's make it the darkest shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:08:35 No.29770744 Report

Quoted By: >>29770779

>>29770469
Horn's are for smart people too

Smart Strike
The user stabs the target with a sharp horn. This\nattack never misses.
Steel
Physical
70 Power
10 PP

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:10:19 No.29770779 Report

Quoted By:

>>29770744
But not water types.
Unless horse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:10:20 No.29770781 Report

Quoted By:

>>29769954
Inb4 Minior become the new Audino and give sick amounts of EXP

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:11:03 No.29770795 Report

Quoted By: >>29770829

>>29770652
>>29770701
It'll probably be:
>The Chars ravage the land
>Blastoise can't handle the cannon on it's back
>Beedrill is so angry it kills itself trying to kill opponents stronger than it
>Audino heals Pokemon just so it can keep beating them longer
>Ampharos' hair conducts a deadly current
And other things like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:12:44 No.29770829 Report

Quoted By: >>29770853 >>29770871 >>29770883 >>29770896 >>29770900 >>29770916 >>29770989 >>29770996 >>29771085

>>29770795
What about Mega-Mawile?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:13:42 No.29770853 Report

Quoted By:

>>29770829
it unknowingly murders things with its jaws

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:13:55 No.29770855 Report

Quoted By:

>>29770701
>Dugtrio(Alolan): Its shining gold hair provides it with protection. It’s reputed that keeping any of its fallen hairs will bring bad luck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:14:28 No.29770867 Report

Quoted By: >>29770933

>>29770730
"Meditating" is to "Hiding", like "Emergency exits" are to "Wimping out".
It's a little scared bug in a big scary body.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:14:38 No.29770871 Report

Quoted By:

>>29770829
Rape trauma

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:14:56 No.29770880 Report

Quoted By:

>>29770733
OHHHHHHH-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:15:04 No.29770883 Report

Quoted By: >>29771085

>>29770829
>The second mouth Mawile develops has a mind of its own. Some people find this pokemon fighting with itself to prevent itself from being eaten.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:15:30 No.29770896 Report

Quoted By:

>>29770829
Tears up enemies cleanly in half to share between its 2 mouths

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:15:36 No.29770899 Report

Quoted By:

>>29769999
>>29770000
>One (1) second apart
So close, yet so far.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:15:41 No.29770900 Report

Quoted By:

>>29770829
Stops trying to act innocently, actively seeks out targets to cruh with it's jaws until there's only a formless mess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:16:54 No.29770916 Report

Quoted By:

>>29770829
Just speculation, but going from the theme that a lot of these entries have...

>Upon Mega Evolving, Mawile forgoes all pretense it formerly used in its hunting, and instead aggressively charges down its prey. It tears into its prey with both sets of massive jaws, grinning all the while.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:17:36 No.29770933 Report

Quoted By:

>>29770867
Great power must be used responsibility.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:18:43 No.29770964 Report

Quoted By: >>29771005 >>29771022

>Cubone: When it thinks of its deceased mother, it weeps loudly. Mandibuzz that hear its cries will attack it from the air.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:19:13 No.29770989 Report

Quoted By:

>>29770829
Basically has two Deviljhos growing out of its head.

>Eternally hungry
>The hungrier they get, the angrier and more vicious they become
>Tirelessly scour the land in search of food, but they can never be satisfied
>Mega Mawile's mouths are probably going insane and flailing around wildly at any given time just in hopes of catching anything in the vicinity to eat

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:19:25 No.29770996 Report

Quoted By:

>>29770701
>As a result of Mega Evolution, Ampharos is filled with draconic power and instinct which somewhat linger even after battle. Ampharos which have experienced this evolution cease to communicate with their tails and attempt to seclude themselves.

>>29770829
>The second gaping mouth dramatically increases Mega Mawile's hunger, trainers must feed their Mawile before Mega Evolving it or risk being eaten alive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:19:40 No.29771005 Report

Quoted By:

>>29770964
Mandibuzz reunites it with its mother.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:20:35 No.29771019 Report

Quoted By:

>>29770701
>The luxurious white fur that Ampharos grows upon Mega Evolving constantly stores up static electricity. It lures in prey and foe alike with its striking appearance, but when they touch its hair, they are fried instantly.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:20:42 No.29771022 Report

Quoted By:

>>29770964
Welcome to Arora
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3472Q6kvg0

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:21:27 No.29771034 Report

Quoted By: >>29771118

>Marshadow: It lurks in the shadows of others, copying their movements and powers. This Pokémon is craven and cowering.

I would be craven and cowering in Alola too Marshadow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:23:46 No.29771085 Report

Quoted By:

>>29770829
Considering that Mawile is based on the futakuchi-onna, I think this >>29770883 fits the most.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:24:13 No.29771097 Report

Quoted By: >>29771173 >>29771266 >>29771309 >>29771925

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:24:27 No.29771105 Report

Quoted By: >>29771163 >>29771172 >>29771196 >>29771478 >>29771746

>>29770701
Well, those Megas looked kind of edgy so I guess it makes sense, I wonder what stuff like Venusaur (literally just grows a fucking flower), Alakazam, Mewtwo, Ampharos, Gardevoir, Medicham, Pidgeot, Altaria and my bro Gallade would get
Also Houndoom and Banette are bound to get some spoopy stuff as well

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:24:50 No.29771113 Report

Quoted By:

>>29769294
>That's some good bread.
>And now for DESSERT

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:25:07 No.29771118 Report

Quoted By: >>29771175

>>29771034
No wonder everything's so slow. Everybody's cowering in fear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:25:20 No.29771125 Report

Quoted By:

>>29767385
Fucking Rotom trying to shill for Ghost types.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:25:35 No.29771133 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:26:27 No.29771163 Report

Quoted By: >>29771332 >>29771710

>>29771105
Alakazam(Mega): Its hidden psychic power has been unleashed. A glance at someone gives it knowledge of the course of that person’s life, from birth to death.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:26:42 No.29771172 Report

Quoted By: >>29771332

>>29771105
Alakazam(Mega): As a result of Mega Evolution, its power has been entirely converted into psychic energy, and it has lost all strength in its muscles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:26:51 No.29771173 Report

Quoted By:

>>29771097
get shwifty

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:26:57 No.29771175 Report

Quoted By: >>29771293

>>29771118
I'd take it slowly too if everything was ready to kill, including yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:27:52 No.29771196 Report

Quoted By: >>29771332

>>29771105
>Mega Gallade goes full Imperial Inquisitor.
>Mega Gardevoir goes murderously yandere.
>Its not Mega Venusaur, it's actually Mega Parasect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:28:00 No.29771198 Report

Quoted By:

>>29769205
That explains the fairy typing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:28:06 No.29771204 Report

Quoted By: >>29771247

>prerelease Ultra Beasts seem like the strongest, most ruthless predatory alien shit we've had yet
>now that the game is out they're all cute and quirky (except braineater 01) and the rest of Alola is fucking horrifying

No wonder they invaded. They wanted to kill us before we could kill them.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:28:39 No.29771215 Report

Quoted By: >>29771250 >>29771311 >>29771820

Megas have to be Rotom or whoever wrote the pokedex just bullshitting you, not even Ultra Beasts have descriptions that morbid

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:29:36 No.29771247 Report

Quoted By:

>>29771204
don't forget Necrozma the maybe not even UB.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:29:40 No.29771250 Report

Quoted By:

>>29771215
t. Mega Metagross

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:30:31 No.29771266 Report

Quoted By:

>>29771097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCl1gwX_CVA

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:30:32 No.29771267 Report

Quoted By:

I-I just wanted to play my children's monster collecting game in peace, I never asked for this lore

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:30:38 No.29771273 Report

Quoted By: >>29771339

>all this edgyshit
This is why you shouldn't let a ghost write your pokédex, Kukui

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:31:13 No.29771293 Report

Quoted By:

>>29771175
wimpod isn't a coward
it's just the only pokemon on the islands with a survival instinct

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:31:58 No.29771309 Report

Quoted By:

>>29771097
This is the goofiest god damned thing from Pokemon in a long time.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:32:02 No.29771311 Report

Quoted By: >>29771344 >>29771820

>>29771215
>Mega Alakazam is omnipotent
>It already knows the outcome of the battle
>It already knows your fate
>it already knows your opponent's fate
>Alakazam has seen it's own death

Megas were a mistake

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:32:56 No.29771332 Report

Quoted By: >>29771355 >>29771369 >>29771386

>>29771163
>>29771172
Doesn't sound bad at all, thankfully not everything turns into an edge master after Mega Evolving
>>29771196
Considering Gallade's supposed to be a caped hero I'd say his description would be him becoming more loyal instead of going into a murderous rampage, melting or breaking bones like the others

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:33:14 No.29771339 Report

Quoted By:

>>29771273
>"Its electric-like body can enter some kinds of machines and take control in order to make mischief."
>the genius behind the rotom dex project didn't stop to think that a prankster ghost might not make the most reliable source of information

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:33:30 No.29771344 Report

Quoted By: >>29771462

>>29771311
So, what would happen if two Mega Alakazam saw each other?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:34:05 No.29771355 Report

Quoted By:

>>29771332
Anyone can be a hero in their own eyes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:34:37 No.29771369 Report

Quoted By: >>29771509

>>29771332
The Ralts line feeds off of positive emotion, so they'll probably do some shit about them just protecting their primary food source and that they actually don't give a fuck about you for any other reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:34:44 No.29771373 Report

Quoted By: >>29772592

>>29769386
>Grimer populations are dying because the Pokemon world is more enviromentally responsible

That's kind of awesome and sad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:35:17 No.29771386 Report

Quoted By:

>>29771332
It could just go full Mind of Steel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:37:48 No.29771449 Report

Quoted By:

>>29769880
>You will never have a movie with a talking goofy Oranguru

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:38:19 No.29771462 Report

Quoted By:

>>29771344
you don't want to know

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:38:53 No.29771478 Report

Quoted By: >>29771546

>>29771105
>Venusaur becomes possessed by the flower a la Parasect
>Alakazam needs five spoons to constantly pacify its immense psychic power or else it will lose all control
>The mutation of Mewtwo's entire physiology causes it great pain
>Ampharos's mane is brimming with dense amounts of static electricity that are even harmful to itself
>Pidgeot summons windstorms that indiscriminately destroy everything in its wake, friend and foe alike
>Houndoom develops a disturbingly profound connection with the other side, and constantly hears a mixture of sinister whispers and the tortured howls of the damned

Not sure what the others would be, though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:40:00 No.29771509 Report

Quoted By: >>29771608

>>29771369
Nah, that'd be Gardevoir, the other anon already mentioned her becoming a yandere
That one doujin will actually become canon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:41:47 No.29771546 Report

Quoted By: >>29771598 >>29771633 >>29771653

>>29771478
>Medicham becomes so enlightened that it views everyone else as scum that must be eliminated
>Gardevior becomes an emotion-vampire yandere
>Charizard Y becomes so painfully overheated that it can't help but irradiate it into the surrounding enviorment
>Charizard X just becomes an asshole

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:44:14 No.29771597 Report

Quoted By:

>>29770730
It's a brave warrior of the sea.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:44:15 No.29771598 Report

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>>29771546
>Charizard X feels the inexplicable need to crush the dreams of 10 year olds

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:44:33 No.29771608 Report

Quoted By: >>29771703

>>29771509
>Gardevoir(Mega): It's thoughts are only of being together and alone with its trainer. It considers any other Pokemon on the vicinity a threat to that, and will banish them from this world.
Something like that sounds pretty dank

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:45:37 No.29771633 Report

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>>29771546
>"Its ego inflated by the aspect of being one of the most shilled Mega Evolutions, Charizard X becomes haughty and generally unpleasant to be around. It loves using Blast Burn as overkill even when a simple Flamethrower would finish the job."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:46:22 No.29771653 Report

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>>29771546
Make Charizard X's BURASTO BURN related, having the fucker beat Mewtwo in Origins and Greninjob in the Anime are definitely going to factor in just for the sake of memes and pandering

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:46:56 No.29771666 Report

Quoted By:

>>29767268
>Jiggly Puff has a 12 octave range

How the fuck is that even possible?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:48:30 No.29771703 Report

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>>29771608
I would fucking get one asap if that were to be the case, I'd just make sure it's female because a stalking trap is actually terrifying

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:48:52 No.29771710 Report

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>>29771163
>Gothitelle can see a Trainer's lifespan
>Mega Alakazam does that shit on a daily basis on anyone it sees and gives zero fucks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:50:12 No.29771746 Report

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>>29771105
>Venusaur: The reason why the Mega doesn't have such a wild appareance is because the Mega Evo just awakens it's innate killing instinct
>Mewtwo: The Mega evolution developed it's mind into one that knows the most efficient way of killing the opponent
>Gardevoir: It becomes obssesed with it's trainer to the point that it may see other females as threaths to it or it's trainer
>Medicham: Has become so obsessed with reaching enlightment that it destroys everybody who interrupts it's meditation sessions
>Pidgeot: It does not care about the opponent unless it's prey, it puts itself throught danger carelessly
>Altaria: Don't know
>Gallade: Like Gardevoir, becomes obsessed to protect it's trainer, but attacks everything it percieves as "evil" (in other words, what threathens it's trainer, no matter how small the offense)
>Houndoom: Becomes incredibly violent and believes that it is the judge of the dead, so according to it i's actions are justified
>Banette: Patrols cities relentlessly, turns any child that may show signs of discarding toys into a doll, wich become Shuppets, or are absorbed into Mega Banette.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:50:21 No.29771747 Report

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>Pancham: There’s no point to the leaf in its mouth, aside from an effort to look cool. It’s mischievous, so it’s not well suited to inexperienced Trainers.

Kek

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:51:58 No.29771792 Report

Quoted By: >>29771858

I wonder why they suddenly decided to make every pokedex entry as edgy as possible.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:53:44 No.29771820 Report

Quoted By: >>29771847 >>29771858

>>29767380
>>29767385
>>29767441
>>29767530
>>29767613
>>29767817
>>29767832
>>29767884
>>29767934
>>29767952
>>29767979
>>29768074
>>29768120
>>29768152
>>29768233
>>29768220
>>29768312
>>29768452
>>29768441
>>29768484
>>29768509
>>29768587
>>29768661
>>29768677
>>29769029
>>29769143
>>29769265
>>29769954
>>29770147
>>29770225
>>29770311
>>29770507
>>29770558
>>29771311
>>29771215
What the fuck is happening this gen, only ghost types had dex entries this consistently morbid

Now the entire fucking world is out to get you

What the hell, Ohmori

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:54:25 No.29771832 Report

Quoted By: >>29771881

>buzzwole only cares about STR
>pheromosa sees the world as unclean
pokemon law or pokemon chaos?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:55:40 No.29771847 Report

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>>29771820
ROTOM IS REDPILLING US ON THE TRUE NATURE OF POKEMON

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:55:58 No.29771858 Report

Quoted By: >>29771891 >>29771980

>>29771792
>>29771820
Maybe they wanted the games to seem more mature without actually having characters or Pokémon die on screen or stuff like that
Of course it's a cheap way to do so but a very entertaining one at that

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:56:57 No.29771881 Report

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>>29771832
>Not going Pokemon Neutral and punching Arceus in the face

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:57:18 No.29771891 Report

Quoted By: >>29771915 >>29771932 >>29771981

>>29771858
Lusamine gets killed supposedly, and so did Lysandre in the last game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:58:12 No.29771915 Report

Quoted By: >>29771945

>>29771891
>Lusamine gets killed
She's in a coma, and Lillie goes to Kanto to ask Bill to help her mother.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:58:36 No.29771925 Report

Quoted By: >>29772003

>>29771097
This thing still creeps the shit out of me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:58:51 No.29771932 Report

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>>29771891
No she just goes into a coma. Lysandre dying depends on the version. In one of them he becomes immortal and buried in rubble

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:59:11 No.29771945 Report

Quoted By: >>29772008

>>29771915
I'm so confused
Someone says Lusamine goes to jail, some say she goes into a coma, some say she dies

idk and I don't want to

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 02:59:46 No.29771959 Report

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pls spoiler story things

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 03:00:16 No.29771980 Report

Quoted By: >>29772027

>>29771858
It kinda ruins the nature of the series, though. It's always been vaguely arguable that Pokemon don't die or get actually hurt from battling in the games, but now it isn't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 03:00:20 No.29771981 Report

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>>29771891
I thought she just pulled off a Cyrus? Lysandre did get fucked tho, but what I meant is deaths as brutal as in Pokémon Special like Lysandre and Malva's deaths for instance

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 03:01:39 No.29772003 Report

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>>29771925
But anon, it's one of the less creepy things in this game. It just wants to be your friend.
>We were expecting the UBs to be horrors from beyond our comprehension
>The actual horror was Mega Evolution and Alola's entire Pokedex

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 03:01:47 No.29772007 Report

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>>29767481
Just like me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 03:01:49 No.29772008 Report

Quoted By: >>29772020

>>29771945
It's better you don't know, you'll at least get some minor surprise once you play the game after getting everything spoiled

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 03:02:34 No.29772020 Report

Quoted By:

>>29772008
ok

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 03:02:50 No.29772027 Report

Quoted By: >>29772187

>>29771980
Blue's Ratticate tho.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 03:02:55 No.29772031 Report

Quoted By: >>29772053

>when lucario mega evolves he becomes akuma

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 03:03:41 No.29772053 Report

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>>29772031
>Implying normal Lucario is any better
>>29768387

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 03:09:39 No.29772187 Report

Quoted By: >>29772340

>>29772027
Not directly stated that it died. Blue strongly wants to win and it's not like he wouldn't switch out something he considers to be useless or weak when he goes to a tower full of things it can't hit in a gen without Bite or Crunch.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 03:17:36 No.29772340 Report

Quoted By:

>>29772187

It was officially hinted at though.

Japan gets all the cool stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 03:21:14 No.29772410 Report

Quoted By:

>>29768804
No, Metang is:
>It adores magnetic minerals, so it pursues Nosepass at speeds exceeding 60 mph.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 03:27:35 No.29772536 Report

Quoted By:

>>29768661
>>Mimikyu: Its actual appearance is unknown. A scholar who saw what was under its rag was overwhelmed by terror and died from the shock.

How many eyes did it have?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 03:30:26 No.29772592 Report

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>>29771373
Ironically, using controlled populations of Grimer/Muk to consume waste (like Alola is doing) would result in wild populations becoming more scarce as their food source is much more limited.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 03:36:28 No.29772721 Report

Quoted By:

>>29768661
>Krookodile's entry

That isn't very surprising given that's an actual technique that real world crocodilians use to rip off pieces of flesh.

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