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Germans at it again

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 10:19:10 No.29824161 View View Reply Original Report

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Check out the German name of Golisopod

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 10:19:37 No.29824168 Report

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>>29824161
That ass?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 10:20:09 No.29824174 Report

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>>29824161
>Tectass
Oh man. I feel like a 13 year old laughing at this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 10:20:55 No.29824183 Report

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That's why Guzma is looking at it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 10:21:21 No.29824189 Report

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>>29824161
fuk. tect ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 10:21:48 No.29824195 Report

Quoted By: >>29825038

French is Sarmuraï.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 10:21:56 No.29824197 Report

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>Tectass
>Can't learn Aero-Ass

What's wrong with you GF?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 10:22:52 No.29824210 Report

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TECTONIC
ASS
SHIFTS

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 10:27:57 No.29824268 Report

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>>29824161
>Tect
I have no fucking clue what's that about, Tektonisch? Ins(T)ect...?
>Ass
Comes from Assel (isopod)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 10:29:18 No.29824281 Report

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>>29824161
Is Germany an ass country?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 10:31:45 No.29824308 Report

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>>29824197
but it does

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 10:33:11 No.29824329 Report

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oh boy, hope I can encounter lots of Ass-Trainers in this game!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 10:33:50 No.29824335 Report

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>>29824281
German here, all boob sizes can be beautiful, but a small ass is a sin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 10:34:38 No.29824341 Report

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>>29824329
I'd let them both train my ass that's for sure.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 10:34:47 No.29824345 Report

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Why German is so obsessed with ass?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 10:34:51 No.29824346 Report

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>squatting
>on tip-toes

Poor form. 0/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 10:35:18 No.29824349 Report

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>>29824335
>but a small ass is a sin
and yet all those fucking bitches always complain about their 'fat asses' although they're perfectly sized... Dämliche Fotzen

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 10:35:21 No.29824350 Report

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>>29824345
>>29824161
Pathetic language.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 10:36:06 No.29824358 Report

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Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 10:36:20 No.29824360 Report

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>>29824350
just like every other language, why isn't there a good one yet??

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 10:36:52 No.29824367 Report

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>>29824349
A good ass requires effort and months spent in a gym. The average German woman doesn't want to "waste" her time for that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 10:39:15 No.29824389 Report

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>>29824346
how do you squat without going on your tip toes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 10:41:37 No.29824418 Report

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>>29824389
Your first name must be Ivan and you surname must be Ivanov

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 10:42:55 No.29824433 Report

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>>29824389
easily

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 10:43:09 No.29824435 Report

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>>29824389
It needs practice. And it's the best position to shit too

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 10:45:32 No.29824462 Report

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>>29824433
that's so sexy

c-can i?

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Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 10:48:56 No.29824502 Report

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>>29824161
He's even looking at the ass, it's glorious

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 11:04:50 No.29824659 Report

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>>29824161
>Fukano
Fuck anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 11:21:00 No.29824787 Report

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>>29824659
Fuk you too, anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 11:27:04 No.29824845 Report

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>Fukano

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 11:35:46 No.29824929 Report

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German name for Buzzwole is Masskito.
Too much ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 11:44:40 No.29825006 Report

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>German localization
they dont have enough censoring games and covering the game covers with their fucking yellow sticker for age rating, they also have to put shitty translations to the pokemons

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 11:46:33 No.29825025 Report

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>>29825006
Glu t = Ember
manda = Sala-mander
Glumanda

thats actually brilliant u boon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 11:47:42 No.29825038 Report

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>>29824195
Link to all french names ?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 13:02:29 No.29825829 Report

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>>29825025

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 13:04:23 No.29825849 Report

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>>29825038
For the leaked pokemons or for the whole 7th G ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 13:05:39 No.29825863 Report

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>>29825038
Enjoy.
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/List_of_French_Pok%C3%A9mon_names

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 13:10:48 No.29825947 Report

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>>29824161
how tall is golisopod? because either that thing is a lot smaller than i thought, or guzma is huge

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 13:11:20 No.29825959 Report

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>>29825863(me)
Just.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 13:15:30 No.29826018 Report

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Idiots, check out Growliths name in the pic, its Fukano

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 13:16:21 No.29826032 Report

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>>29824161
>not Reichlauß

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 13:29:43 No.29826199 Report

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>>29825959
Shit or Great ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 13:32:56 No.29826241 Report

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>>29825947
>what is perspective

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 13:34:19 No.29826259 Report

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>>29825947
I think it's about 7 feet.

However, the battle model isn't to scale. Wailord is barely bigger than the trainer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 13:34:53 No.29826264 Report

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>>29826199
Ékaïser comes from scales and Kaiser (name given to the German emperors)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 13:36:02 No.29826284 Report

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>>29826241
>>what is perspective
he's standing behind it you mong

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 13:38:44 No.29826337 Report

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>>29825863
That's not what I wanted since I'm french, i wanted the Alola leaked mons french name (Golisopod, Toxapex etc...)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 13:40:03 No.29826356 Report

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>>29824161
>fukano
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 13:43:18 No.29826394 Report

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>>29825829
>UHF + Fafnir
I don't see the problem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 13:44:00 No.29826401 Report

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>>29826337

Picassaut
Piclairon
Bazoucan

Crabagarre
Crabominable

Vorastérie (The Water/Poison)
Prédastérie

Araqua (The spider)
Tarenbulle

Spododo
Lampignon

Tritox
Malamandre

Sovkipou
Sarmuraï

Sinistrail (gouvernail)

Cosmog
Cosmovum
Solgaleo Lunala

Les UB dans l'ordre :

Zéroïd
Mouscoto
Cancrelove
Câblifère
Bamboiselle
Katagami
Engloutyran

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 13:46:39 No.29826435 Report

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>>29826394
Uhafnir would've been a fine name, but it's literally called UHaFnir

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 13:47:36 No.29826446 Report

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>>29824161
>leader of regional crime syndicate
>only 2 pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 13:50:49 No.29826504 Report

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>>29826435
Yeah, I get that but I still don't think that it ruins the name. That way it's a little over the top to get people to notice the pun, but it could be way worse in my opinion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 13:53:46 No.29826559 Report

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>>29825038
>>29825863
Trépassable is god-tier.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 13:54:45 No.29826577 Report

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Anyone else think its english name sounds like golliwog

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 13:55:27 No.29826585 Report

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>>29826504
Because it makes no fucking sense to just randomly capitalize some letters.
UHF is an abbrevation, but UHaFnir is just a name, Uhafnir would have been perfectly fine.
Noibat is just as bad if not worse, eF-eM. Because it this case the "pun" would have been painfully obvious as just "Ef-Em" too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 13:56:48 No.29826604 Report

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>>29826401
Merci beaucoup !!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 13:58:19 No.29826626 Report

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>>29826401
>Zéroïd
We fucking Metroid now

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 14:00:05 No.29826660 Report

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>>29826401
Bazoucan is godtier and would have worked for the English translation as well

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 14:00:30 No.29826669 Report

Quoted By: >>29826757

>>29826604
De rien.
J'aime bien Araqua et Tarenbulle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 14:05:41 No.29826757 Report

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>>29826669
Pareil. J'aime bien Lampignon aussi.

Mouscoto est hilarant. Je ne pensais pas qu'ils traduiraient le nom des UBs

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 14:12:36 No.29826856 Report

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>>29824435
Okay, Pajeet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 14:13:17 No.29826863 Report

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>>29825863
>>29826401
I'm a french guy that's been living in the US for some time so I never really cared about the french names, but I have to say, so of these are pretty clever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 14:14:03 No.29826877 Report

Quoted By: >>29827036

>>29825863
Chelours is one of my favorites.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 14:24:24 No.29827036 Report

Quoted By: >>29827084

>>29826877
It's made of "Ours", bear, and "Chelou", a familiar (and a little bit ridiculous) way to say weird.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 14:27:32 No.29827084 Report

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>>29827036
Oh I know.

Fap Rating Thread

Fap Rating Thread Fri 11 Nov 2016 14:28:00 No.29827092 Report

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>>29824345
cause the german word "Ass" means Ace

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 14:41:53 No.29827289 Report

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>>29826504
Like Bissbark?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 14:44:03 No.29827323 Report

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>>29827289
Bissbark is fantastic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 14:52:14 No.29827467 Report

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>>29827323
kaiserliches kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 14:58:31 No.29827574 Report

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>>29827289
>implying Bissbark is not the second best German Pokémon name

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 15:00:25 No.29827600 Report

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>>29827574
What is the best?

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Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 15:03:27 No.29827651 Report

Quoted By: >>29827745

>It's been 20 years and Doomsday is finally a pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 15:04:14 No.29827660 Report

Quoted By: >>29827687

Maybe Im biased because I grew up with the german names but I think they are perfectly fine, some of them are even very good. If you dont know a language and thus dont understand the origins of certain names they will obviously sound like shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 15:05:44 No.29827680 Report

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>>29827600
Marikeck obviously :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 15:06:23 No.29827687 Report

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>>29827660
Some of them are just bad though. Like Schiggy. And I'm not just saying that cause of the meme. It's like if the English name was Tuggy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 15:07:49 No.29827714 Report

Quoted By: >>29827731

>>29827687
I always thought Folipurba and Kryppuk were weird. Although my only problem with kryppuk is that it makes me hungry for crab chips.

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Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 15:09:16 No.29827731 Report

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>>29827714
>Although my only problem with kryppuk is that it makes me hungry for crab chips.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 15:10:07 No.29827745 Report

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>>29827651
>tfw Nekrozma is litterally Doomsday

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 15:12:28 No.29827776 Report

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Soooo, since the game is kind of a bore, when can we get the new poke in our favorite dogfight sim?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 15:13:27 No.29827789 Report

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>>29827776
Probably not for a while. Just inject whatever sets you want to use and battle on cart.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 15:13:39 No.29827796 Report

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>>29827687
Fair enough, but we also have shitty ones in english. Golem isnt all that much better, hell the name isnt even all that fitting.The worst one is probably seel eventhough Raupy is equally shitty. I would say that in general they got much better with time. The point I wanted to make is that some names that are criticized dont really deserve the hate just because some people dont understand the origin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 15:16:41 No.29827853 Report

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Kinda sounds like boobs in Spanish

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 15:19:56 No.29827911 Report

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>>29824161
It makes me think of "teta" also, which means boob in spanish

Boobass, wonderful

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 15:20:29 No.29827917 Report

Quoted By: >>29832711

>>29826401
Bazoucan and Bamboiselle are amazing

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 15:22:08 No.29827944 Report

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>>29824161
This wigger piece of shit can't even properly squat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 15:22:19 No.29827952 Report

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>>29825959
>>29826199
Shit, because is a 2-staged fighting line.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 15:39:43 No.29828234 Report

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Get your asses trained :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 15:41:11 No.29828263 Report

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>>29824345
Naziland is the ass of the europe

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Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 16:28:00 No.29829194 Report

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in brazilian thats a name for boobs

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 16:29:27 No.29829227 Report

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>>29824161
Is Guzma a slav?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 16:32:41 No.29829297 Report

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>>29824358

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 17:41:18 No.29830747 Report

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>>29829227
his heels aren't on the ground so no

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 18:04:24 No.29831262 Report

Quoted By: >>29831412

Where are all the Germany names of the Gen 7 Pokemon? Poke-Wiki refuses to update the leaked mons (even though they updated movesets...)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 18:09:47 No.29831412 Report

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>>29831262
In the game of course

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Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 18:13:08 No.29831499 Report

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>>29825959
>Talent: Pare-Balles

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 18:16:39 No.29831649 Report

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>>29831412
omg what a genius I NEVER WOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT!!!!!1111

seriuosly is there a list somewhere?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 18:54:54 No.29832401 Report

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I wonder what the germans do with all that ass?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 19:03:37 No.29832586 Report

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>>29831649
Yes, the Pokedex has all the names.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 19:06:49 No.29832650 Report

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>>29824161
Guzma is fucking BROMLEY in the German version. Sure as shit gonna play in English.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 19:10:22 No.29832711 Report

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>>29827917
>Litterally has bamboo in it's name
>Steel/Flying

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 19:14:09 No.29832782 Report

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Ass Trainer's Tectass used Aero-ass!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 19:21:58 No.29832932 Report

Quoted By: >>29832954

I don't I had ever masturbated to Greninja before the Aero Ass happening.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 19:22:53 No.29832954 Report

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>>29832932
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 19:26:21 No.29833032 Report

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>fug
>aero ass, ass trainer and tectass
>marikeck
german is a meme language

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 19:31:15 No.29833125 Report

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>>29826401
>Bazoucan
>Katagami
>Zéroïd

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 19:34:13 No.29833193 Report

Quoted By: >>29833350

>>29824161
>Censor a fuckton of nicknames being they resemble swears in nazi languages
>Localize their stuff as ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 19:40:13 No.29833350 Report

Quoted By: >>29833393

>>29833193
We constantly use "Arsch (Ass") and "Geil (Horny/Awesome)", even in children television. Yokai-Watch dropped both words several times, so did Spongebob.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 19:42:07 No.29833393 Report

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>>29833350
Spongebob even said "Scheiß"

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