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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 20:12:17 No.30155485 View View Reply Original Report

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Would you nut it in her ass?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 20:13:24 No.30155516 Report

Quoted By: >>30155538 >>30155653 >>30155986 >>30156165

>>30155485
>Implying Plumeria isn't a complete lesbian

lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 20:14:20 No.30155538 Report

Quoted By: >>30156060

>>30155516
Fuck off /u/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 20:16:03 No.30155583 Report

Quoted By: >>30155666 >>30158162

>>30155485
We'd touch vaginas

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 20:16:23 No.30155591 Report

Quoted By: >>30155769

>>30155485
Why her ass? Thats gay son.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 20:16:52 No.30155605 Report

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>>30155485
Balls deep

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 20:18:19 No.30155635 Report

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>>30155485
I want big sis to shit on my chest

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 20:18:50 No.30155653 Report

Quoted By: >>30156060

>>30155516
kill yoursefl

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 20:19:29 No.30155666 Report

Quoted By: >>30158162

>>30155583
this

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 20:19:47 No.30155674 Report

Quoted By: >>30155703

I dont want to catch anything

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 20:20:22 No.30155686 Report

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>>30155485
yeh

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 20:21:04 No.30155703 Report

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>>30155674
>not wanting to catch all the pokemon
MODS

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 20:24:25 No.30155769 Report

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>>30155591
Anal isnt gay with a female

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 20:28:38 No.30155853 Report

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>>30155485
Absolutely

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 20:29:31 No.30155877 Report

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>not making her pregnant

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 20:31:12 No.30155931 Report

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No!
That's Skull for yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 20:32:34 No.30155970 Report

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>>30155703
kek'd

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 20:33:10 No.30155986 Report

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>>30155516
Nigger she calls her own teammates "cute". She Juri levels of bi if you ask me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 20:33:41 No.30156003 Report

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>>30155769
Sure, faggo

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 20:34:02 No.30156018 Report

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>not biologically equipped to nut in things

Can't I just hold her ass instead

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 20:34:50 No.30156026 Report

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>>30155485
Yes yes yes YES

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 20:35:44 No.30156052 Report

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>>30155485
No because I'm not a raging queer.
Would sex in missionary position for sole purpose of procreation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 20:35:56 No.30156060 Report

Quoted By: >>30156095 >>30156111 >>30156165

post Plumeria /u/
>>30155538
>>30155653
f a g g o t s

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 20:36:34 No.30156072 Report

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>>30155986
Stop projecting. Things can be cute without being sexualized, like toot cute attempts to force your fetish into everything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 20:37:16 No.30156095 Report

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>>30156060
Go back to your containment board c/u/ck

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 20:37:43 No.30156111 Report

Quoted By: >>30156136

>>30156060
Leave samefag. Lesbians are fucking disgusting dykes and Plumeria is strictly a Hetero dom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 20:38:34 No.30156136 Report

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>>30156111
Trips confirmed.
Yurifags get out

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 20:39:07 No.30156153 Report

Quoted By: >>30156463 >>30156764

She seems like she'd reek of nail polish. So yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 20:39:48 No.30156165 Report

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>>30155516
She is the only one who use Salazzle while many male grunts use male Salandit. Salazzle is known to have reverse-harem of male Salandit. Let that sink in.
>>30156060
Why don't you post them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 20:41:05 No.30156199 Report

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>>30155485
>Ass
>When there's a big beautiful forehead prime for a dicking

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 20:45:06 No.30156313 Report

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>>30155485

>>Want trap Plumeria to nut in my boipussy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 20:49:50 No.30156401 Report

Quoted By: >>30156442 >>30156463 >>30156507 >>30156845

I met a very similar girl on the internet, and you know what I mean by that. Basic as fuck but thinks she's an edgy nonconformist by dressing and acting the same exact way all other edgy non conformists are.

she came over for the weekend once and I did in fact stick it in her ass. In fact it went like this
>banging
>she pulls my condom off
>raw now
>she said shoot it inside
>I'm not getting you pregnant (she wasn't on the pill or anything, she just wanted the thrill of taking the chance)
>well...if you cum in my ass I can't get pregnant
and you know the rest of the story

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 20:51:59 No.30156442 Report

Quoted By: >>30156566

>>30156401
>and you know the rest of the story
you woke up

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 20:52:46 No.30156463 Report

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>>30156153
What?
>>30156401
Nice

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 20:53:32 No.30156483 Report

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>>30155485
I want to nut in her pussy and knock her up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 20:54:41 No.30156507 Report

Quoted By: >>30156607

>>30156401

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 20:56:52 No.30156566 Report

Quoted By: >>30156649 >>30156804

>>30156442
nah, I flipped her over and stuck it in her ass. It was overly tight and severely under lubricated so it didn't even feel good.

we were in a motel next door to a chilis all weekend, so we spent 2 days hold up in there drinking energy drinks and banging, only occasionally coming out for some fajitas and ulnimited enchilladas

I can only imagine the smell the cleaners walked into after we left that room

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 20:58:38 No.30156607 Report

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>>30156507
Its not unlikely, though I dont understand what he means with that last sentence

>tfw have this kind of gril as gf
sex is great and she's aggressive af in bed but makes me nervous when she wants to go raw cause no pill atm

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 21:00:14 No.30156649 Report

Quoted By: >>30156789

>>30156566
After that, I walked her back to her place and she invited me inside. Her place was pretty trashy but she let me keep a used g-string that she took off in front of me. Then she threw me on the bed, put herself right above my face, spread her legs, and then a skeleton jumped out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 21:01:12 No.30156672 Report

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>>30155485
Not only nut her ass.
also shack her puschi.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 21:04:43 No.30156764 Report

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>>30156153
nail polish doesn't smell once it's dried, dipshit

try actually talking to a real girl

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 21:05:36 No.30156789 Report

Quoted By: >>30156950

>>30156649
>and then a skeleton jumped out
Did you die, anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 21:06:06 No.30156804 Report

Quoted By: >>30156842

>>30156566
>chili's

so how did that raw shitdick treat ya, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 21:07:41 No.30156842 Report

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>>30156804
pretty sure she gave me HPV if that's worth anything

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 21:07:46 No.30156845 Report

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>>30156401
You got a UTI?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 21:08:51 No.30156870 Report

Quoted By: >>30157319 >>30158121

How do you get an aggresive gang's older sister as a gf?because I think I want one now

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 21:11:53 No.30156950 Report

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>>30156789
Yes. Now I am a spooky boner who will get you if you don't reply to this post with "go away boner" in the next 5 seconds.

Too late, I already got you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 21:25:26 No.30157319 Report

Quoted By: >>30157349

>>30156870
You gotta know how to rap

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 21:26:45 No.30157349 Report

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>>30157319
I'm pretty fly for a white guy, but I can't rap on the fly. Would she settle for a man with sick English skills?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 21:26:49 No.30157350 Report

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>>30155485
I'd nut in her shoes so I can watch her reaction.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 21:55:43 No.30158030 Report

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>>30155485
Until it gave her Plumerreah

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 21:59:38 No.30158121 Report

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>>30156870
In my experience
>be /fit/
>you only really need arms
>if you're pasty ghost, maybe a slight tan might help
>just tan enough to not look like cave dweller
>don't ever act like a bitch
>don't take anybody's except maybe her's but she might test you with shit you should not put up with to see if you're a bitch
>drive a nice car, fast car, loud car, or at least a motorcycle
>be good at boxing/ground fighting in case a jealous hoodlum admirer of hers wants to drive you away physically
>be nice, but be "tough"
>be good at "The Sex"

I've gotten four "hoodlum" grils and currently seeing 1 gf like this, all cute, sweet, and angry.
Best of luck, anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 22:01:12 No.30158162 Report

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>>30155583
>>30155666
Thrilling

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 22:04:40 No.30158262 Report

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>>30155485
Hells yeah

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