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Is it dangerous to force a Buzzwole to suck blood from the tip of my penis?

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During the summer months, I like to crack my window, lock my door, and sleep in the nude. Well, last summer, during one of my naked sleeps, a Buzzwole (or possibly a spinarak) managed to creep into my room and bite me on my ever so sensitive mushroom tip. I awoke the next day and immediately noticed that my dink was itching me very badly. Upon further investigation, I noticed a prominent red bump right alongside my little peehole. I was incredibly upset, because I knew how much of an inconvenience this itchy fuccker would cause me. It was going to be a struggle not to scratch my penis during work, while out with friends or while sitting in lecture. Believe me fellas, you have no idea of how bad it was itching me! I couldn't stop scratching it! Fortunately, my mindset changed drastically once I thought about how it would effect my masturbation sessions. "I bet it would feel pretty good to massage myself in the pants!" I said to myself. I would be able to rub my itch as well as get myself off by rubbing my wang. It was clearly a win/win situation when it came to fapping. I grabbed some of my favorite lube, and starting jerking that sucker! Boys....it felt FANTASTIC!!! When I ejaculated my load, I made sure to pay close attention to the bite as it made my head so much more sensitive. GAWD it was great!!! I had about a week's worth of absolutely incredible faps all thanks to that bug bite. Fellas, I want to experience this again. I just want to make sure I'm not putting myself or my glorious penis in any kind of danger. Would it be safe for me to catch a Buzzwole, put him in a beast ball, then stick my peen in that ball?