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>starters are a raggedy normal/ground dog, dark/poison rat and a fire/steel anthropomorphic gun
>your best friend is a smelly dumb girl who wants to marry into wealth despite being butt ugly and refusing to do basic women stuff like cooking and cleaning
>your rival is a drunkard stoner teenage boy who beheads people for fun and has a gun only for show since bullets are expensive
>Hawlucha promoted to legendary, gains palm strike and flash
>all the pokemon are 5''5 or shorter
>evil team in kahoots with the pokemon league, the police, the pokecenters and the gyms
>if you defeat the champion he kneecaps you and calls his friends to behead you and steal your phone
>you can actually join team narco but they rape and behead your mom if you refuse to skin an innocent hardworking man because he didn't have a single dime on him when you robbed him at gunpoint
>"good" route is calling poke trump for help at the cost of being seen as a traitor to the entire country and all the wild encounters being replaced by non catchable normal/ghost revolutionaries
>ludicolo not on the dex
