>>30515145>Be me>in the bus, it's full so I have to stand>Suddenly, a 8/10 qt with a Lucario hoodie stands next to me>She's on her phone, playing a randomizer Pokémon ROM while I'm playing the timeless classic Pokemon Trading Card Game: The Video Game>I decide to break the ice>We start talking, and she seems really nice>We start talking about Pokémon, and we talk about our favourite Pokémon>Everything was going so well. Or so it seemed.'Hey anon, why do you only have genwun mons in your deck haha.'
>wtf'You know... where is based Lucario? Or the bro as fuck Garchomp? Motherfucking Giratina? Don't tell me you're a genwunner Lol?"
>this is an ancient ass garbage game on gameboy where the fuck do you think they are? Not in this game that's for sure'W-ww-what? Game....boy...? There was a DS before Nintendo DS? But... A pokemon with no... N-no Luh... Luh...lucario....lucario.... LUCARIOOOOOOOOOOOO'
>she attacks me>she literally starts biting, scratching and pucnhing me'LUH LUH LUHCARIOOOOOOOOOO'
>I break the window and dive out, performing a perfect ukemi as my aikido sensei taught me>the scene she caused made the busdriver drive off a bridge, killing everyone in the bus>I smirk>hmph, nice try, Sinnohkid. 
