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Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:20:34 No.30552858 View View Reply Original Report

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Would you kiss Silvally?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:23:30 No.30552896 Report

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>>30552858
Would probably hurt with its beak thing, but I would def fug it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:25:33 No.30552916 Report

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>>30552858
If it'd let me, I'd do more than just kissing

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:30:38 No.30552966 Report

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Hows being a virgin, losers?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:31:55 No.30552982 Report

Quoted By: >>30553001 >>30553008 >>30553009 >>30553021 >>30553028

>>30552858
>>30552896
>>30552916

You're all sad, sad, sad people...do you get off when you go to the zoo?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:33:51 No.30553001 Report

Quoted By: >>30553022

>>30552982
zoos don't have cute, consenting chimeras, so no

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:34:48 No.30553008 Report

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>>30552982
Yes, actually.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:34:54 No.30553009 Report

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>>30552982
>going to the zoo
Only people still in grade school do this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:35:42 No.30553020 Report

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>>30552858
I'd take care of it as well as I would my dog. It's probably more high maintenance though, but given how it was born, I'm more than willing to go outta my way to keep it happy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:35:46 No.30553021 Report

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>>30552982
Do you get off everytime you see a woman?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:35:50 No.30553022 Report

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>>30552858
>>30552896
>>30552916
>>30553001
Silvally is not for sexual.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:36:02 No.30553023 Report

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>>30552916
Im a horsefucker but honestly to actually kiss an animal you are truely fucked in the head.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:36:27 No.30553028 Report

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>>30552982
Even a retard can tell the difference from animals and pokemon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:36:49 No.30553033 Report

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>>30552916
>silvally's smooth, featureless hindquarters

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:37:28 No.30553038 Report

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>>30553023
>Im a horsefucker but honestly to actually kiss an animal you are truely fucked in the head
cause fucking one is much more sane behavior right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:37:28 No.30553039 Report

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>>30552858
So if Sinnoh gets a remake, what are the chances of this getting an evolution into Arceus? After Deoxys lost its event status in ORAS and Cosmog made legendary evolution lines a thing, I wouldn't be surprised.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:37:29 No.30553040 Report

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This is sad...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:38:53 No.30553057 Report

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>>30553038
Yes why on earth would i want that disgusting animal mouth on my mouth what the fuck. Also you dog lovers are weird at least horses look like human asses from a distance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:39:34 No.30553064 Report

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Imagine wanting to fuck a cartoon animal HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:40:41 No.30553076 Report

Quoted By: >>30553089

>>30553057
Dogs are the best kissers, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:41:07 No.30553082 Report

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I would sit next to Silvally on the couch and pet it while watching TV with it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:41:27 No.30553086 Report

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>>30553057
>implying silvally's cyborg mouth is dirty and not spotless and ready for extended frenching

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:41:34 No.30553089 Report

Quoted By: >>30553113

>>30553076
I hope someone murders you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:41:49 No.30553094 Report

Quoted By: >>30553107

>>30553057
Silvally is not a dog. Its probably not even half dog

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:42:07 No.30553101 Report

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>>30553057
Just like how by some stretch of the imagination you look like a functional human being from a distance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:42:58 No.30553107 Report

Quoted By: >>30553124 >>30553135

>>30553094
Its the same thing as dog fuckers though because Sivally looks like a mutant dog.
>>30553086
You need help, wanting a filthy nonhuman's tongue in your mouth what the fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:43:15 No.30553113 Report

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>>30553089
You need help.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:43:55 No.30553124 Report

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>>30553107
your detailed objections only make my penis ROCK SOLID

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:44:36 No.30553133 Report

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>>30553113
>I hope someone murders you
>You need help

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:44:48 No.30553135 Report

Quoted By: >>30553153

>>30553107
>You need help, wanting a filthy nonhuman's tongue in your mouth what the fuck.
You need help, wanting a filthy nonhuman's ass around your dick what the fuck

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:45:43 No.30553141 Report

Quoted By: >>30553157 >>30553161 >>30553198

Heres my girlfriend of 2 years furfags, how does it feel to know you will never be able to get a woman in your life and have to stick to fucking disgusting animals?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:46:41 No.30553153 Report

Quoted By: >>30553169

>>30553135
Vagina, only a truely fucked up person does anal with a horse.
>Wanting animal shit on your penis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:46:59 No.30553155 Report

Quoted By: >>30553163 >>30553171

>>30552858
Silvally deserves love.
It didn't ask to be brought into this world as an abomination.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:47:11 No.30553157 Report

Quoted By: >>30553197

>>30553141

>post picture of a horse
>claim its your waifu
>make fun of furfags

Allison !o/ThPQqmAI

Allison !o/ThPQqmAI Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:47:14 No.30553159 Report

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>>30552858
He's pretty cute.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:47:22 No.30553161 Report

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>>30553141
With that basic bitch apparel?
Nonya!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:47:36 No.30553163 Report

Quoted By: >>30553180

>>30553155
>It didn't ask to be brought into this world as an abomination.
None of us did...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:47:59 No.30553169 Report

Quoted By: >>30553199

>>30553153
It still doesnt make you logic valid, or you any less insane

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:48:07 No.30553171 Report

Quoted By: >>30553182 >>30553206

>>30553155
>It didn't ask to be brought into this world as an abomination.
Its just a prototype of something big Lusamine has planned, its a worthless piece of trash that failed it purpose and needs to be eliminated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:48:39 No.30553178 Report

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>>30552858
on the nose or head ofc.
youre doing it wrong if you are putting some tongue action into it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:48:49 No.30553180 Report

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>>30553163
>When Silvally is a perfect pokemon for me because I'm a thing that shouldn't exist
>when Mimikyu will always hold a spot on my team because I'm lonely too

:(

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:48:58 No.30553182 Report

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>>30553171
You must have suicidal tendencies, then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:49:52 No.30553197 Report

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>>30553157
FUCK MY SIDES
underrated post already

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:49:52 No.30553198 Report

Quoted By: >>30553218

>>30553141
I doubt you'd be as stupid as to post your girlfriend on 4chan, so I'll asume you're in a position just as bad as the people you're making fun of.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:49:53 No.30553199 Report

Quoted By: >>30553326

>>30553169
I am sorry anon but ungulants have such nice warm vaginas compared to human women, I dont understand carnivoran fags I vomit at the thought of fucking a dog or a cat. Id probably have sex with a female dolphin too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:50:13 No.30553206 Report

Quoted By: >>30553221 >>30553222 >>30553276

>>30553171
You're a monster

You're a monster if you ever box a pokemon you are no different than lusamine release anything not in your 6 asshole

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:50:55 No.30553213 Report

Quoted By: >>30553229 >>30553235 >>30553253 >>30555653

>wanting to kiss mammals
>not wanting to kiss birds
>not having an eagle waifu

What are you doing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:51:18 No.30553218 Report

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>>30553198
Yeah, it's used by fake dating profiles

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:51:32 No.30553221 Report

Quoted By: >>30553251

>>30553206

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:51:46 No.30553222 Report

Quoted By: >>30553251

>>30553206
Sivally is not a natural organism its created for a purpose thus it needs to do that purpose or die, its an immortal thing that doesnt belong on this planet at all. I dont give a shit if it has feelings seeing as how Lusamine designed is neurochemistry meaning its feelings dont mean shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:52:24 No.30553229 Report

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>>30553213
Silvally is a mammal with a beak

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:52:49 No.30553235 Report

Quoted By: >>30553269 >>30553779

>>30553213
>liking birds
Now this is real insanity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:54:20 No.30553251 Report

Quoted By: >>30553268

>>30553221
oh god

you're right

what have I become
My sweetest friend

>>30553222
an old Team Rocket card states Koffing was first discovered in a weapons factory, which implies it's a chemical warfare pokemon

DOES IT NOT DESERVE LOVE?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:54:26 No.30553253 Report

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>>30553213
Dumb American.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:55:46 No.30553267 Report

Quoted By: >>30553283

>ywn evolve Type: Null through the power of friendship
>ywn cuddle with Silvally while it snows outside
Why live if life can never be this comfy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:55:47 No.30553268 Report

Quoted By: >>30553314

>>30553251
>DOES IT NOT DESERVE LOVE?
No its just a weapon like a gun a piece of mater intended to destroy.

I must admit Lusamine is fucking retarded giving Type Null emotions in the first place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:55:48 No.30553269 Report

Quoted By: >>30553282

>>30553235
>not liking birds

Get a load of this faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:56:27 No.30553276 Report

Quoted By: >>30553314

>>30553206
>boxing pokemon is wrong
>when you send them to a paradise where they can relax, but still do work or explore if they feel like doing something
I think Its moraly wrong NOT to box your mons

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:56:50 No.30553282 Report

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>>30553269
Birds are cool but being sexually turned on by them is pure madness, you are sane if you are turned on by your own vertebrate class mammals anything beyond mammals is madness.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:57:00 No.30553283 Report

Quoted By: >>30553322

>>30553267
>insert fire memory and get nice and warm
yesss

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:59:50 No.30553314 Report

Quoted By: >>30553333 >>30553341

>>30553268
should have made Type: Null a robotic mon
then I wouldn't feel bad for it

just a steel/whatever murder machine that beep boops

>>30553276
okay, I guess poke pelago does answer the question of wtf happens

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 08:59:57 No.30553322 Report

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>>30553283
You could also do a lot more with that heat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 09:00:17 No.30553326 Report

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>>30553199
I hope you dont think just because I want to fug silvally I want to fug dogs. There's a great difference between the two

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 09:01:20 No.30553333 Report

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>>30553314
Now we need some moralizing excuse for wonder trade hell. Some reason as to why all those shitmons arent in pain and unloved

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 09:01:57 No.30553341 Report

Quoted By: >>30553368

>>30553314
Feel bad for what? The Null is living out its created purpose, Gladion being a stupid child stole his mother's property and now is on the loose with an immortal creature that doesnt belong on this planet at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 09:03:39 No.30553368 Report

Quoted By: >>30553403

>>30553341
But Gladion is president of Aether now

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 09:05:48 No.30553403 Report

Quoted By: >>30553419

>>30553368
Yes letting some stupid kid run a company is a brilliant idea ala Gamefreak, should have let Wicke or Faba manage things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 09:07:39 No.30553419 Report

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>>30553403
It's a metaphor for the US 2016 presidential election

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 09:34:29 No.30553779 Report

Quoted By: >>30553822

>>30553235
Birds are superior to mammals in every single way

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 09:37:56 No.30553822 Report

Quoted By: >>30553869

>>30553779
They don't have breasts

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 09:41:40 No.30553865 Report

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>>30552858
Guys, what if shota chuuni silvally x ara ara arceus

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 09:42:07 No.30553869 Report

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>>30553822
>implying

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 09:49:27 No.30553937 Report

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>>30553869
Well, shit.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 12:28:44 No.30555653 Report

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>>30553213
>waifu
>not husbando

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 14:42:43 No.30557562 Report

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>>30552858
Yes

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